My assistant is Nuwa
Chapter 52 Don't shoot!My own people!
Chapter 52 Don't shoot!My own people!
The big guys finished their dinner in a hurry, not because of the enthusiasm of the group, but because Zhou Yi and Nuwa had to go back as soon as possible, so everyone gathered in the yard when it was half dark.
Zhou Yi also thought about it. There is only one road leading to Ulabang, the prodigal son. The task of monitoring the surrounding dynamics does not need to be too labor-intensive, but it must be guarded 24 hours a day. What do you think, if someone makes a surprise attack with a slanted sword, then I will be the one who is unlucky.
The big beggar had a basic understanding of Zhou Yi's thoughts, so he arranged for people to take turns to stand guard.
The basic requirements of this type of members are naturally good eyesight, quick response, strong concentration, and calmness in times of crisis.Some people who fall asleep while standing will definitely not work, but looking at the gods and men in Ulabang, they are basically qualified for this job.
why?The main thing is that you have to look at what people were doing before, and begging on the street is these four points.
Good eyesight, needless to say, the most basic quality of being a beggar is to have eyesight, sit on the street and look at the passers-by, which ones are compassionate, which ones have change, and which ones are not provoking. You can identify them at a glance Come out, or you won't get any money, and unfortunately you'll have to be beaten.
Quick response, this point is strongly related to the previous point, combined, you can basically be regarded as a half-qualified beggar, see who can give money, step forward without saying a word, slap your thigh, you have to be stunned for half a second ?Then thank you, you have to rest on the sidelines, why?Everyone is crossing the road.
Strong concentration is also the key. Generally speaking, high-quality beggars have to maintain a weak and drowsy look of suffering at all times, but generally low-level beggars don’t know what they are doing when they pretend to be fake. Do you really consider yourself an actor?No matter how good your performance is, you must focus on the passers-by. When you see someone trying to make do with it, you will immediately groan in pain, so that you can achieve the ultimate goal of making money.
The last point is to stay calm in times of crisis. As the saying goes, if you often walk by the river without getting your shoes wet, you may catch up with bad luck one day. You went forward with tears in your eyes, hoping to get a few coins. They may not have eaten for a few days, and they will drill you with your eyes and beard. At this time, you can still keep calm and get out of the body. This shows that You have successfully grasped the true meaning of a beggar.
……
Off topic?The book returns to the main story!
Therefore, it is very easy to find guards here.
After a little discussion between the beggar and Zhou Yi, this task was handed over to six young lads, all of whom were energetic and didn't need to sleep too much at night, and the six of them shared the workload. Zhou Yi of the small team gave the title of captain to Liangzi, a member of the team. Because Liangzi is the youngest, such an inconspicuous position can also greatly motivate Liangzi's enthusiasm and work attitude.
Everyone is very satisfied with this arrangement.
Then there is how to arrange the countermeasures after the target is discovered and confirmed. This is also the most important part of the entire defense measure, so the arrangement is more complicated. Not only Zhou Yi, but also Lao Niu and some middle-aged gods and men participated in the discussion , Nu Wa put forward a valuable idea when he was still undecided to pay attention.
That is, the brothers of the water attribute acted as the first wave of intimidation to the legion. The reason is actually very simple. The main reason is that the brothers of the water attribute have a relatively long attack range. Feeling at a loss for a while, then the fire attribute brothers launched the most powerful attack in the chaos, causing the opponent to flee in a panic.
Of course, the performance of the other party in the above description is purely a self-comforting hypothetical fiction...
This kind of opinion has been unanimously approved by everyone, so it was arranged in this way. The last step is to tell everyone the actual purpose of this defensive battle, which is to drive the opponent away, not to kill the enemy wholeheartedly, and let the opponent take You can't go back with your brother's legs and feet. It's still the same sentence, it's still a society ruled by law.
This is easy for everyone to accept, after all, they are all people who have obeyed the law and discipline and feared urban management...
Once everything is arranged, it will be sunny... ahem.
After the big beggar separated his teams, he said to Zhou Yi, "Brother Zhou, why don't we practice and practice first?"
Zhou Yi looked at Nuwa, also worried that Nuwa would be impatient, but Nuwa nodded knowingly and rationally, Zhou Yi said: "Then let's stop staring, and immediately enter the preparation state. The big beggar is what the brothers are going to deal with, let's come along that road to see how much threat you can pose to us, can you brothers?"
The gods and men responded loudly: "Yes!"
Lao Niu stood up again and said, "Brother Zhou, are we doing actual combat exercises this time?"
Zhou Yi said: "You have to treat it like an actual combat exercise, otherwise you won't see anything. Liangzi, your team is preparing, and the others are entering the state of life. The main thing is to see how quickly you can transform into the state of fighting. Okay, big beggar Let's go out."
Zhou Yi and the beggar walked out of Ulabang, the prodigal son, and walked along that road to the distance. As they walked, the beggar asked, "Brother Zhou, what do you mean by the actual combat exercise you just said?"
"I'm talking about everyone's attitude. Although you are not a real opponent, you must be serious in your attitude, as if it is a real battle."
"Then what if Lao Niu doesn't mean that, is it more serious?"
Zhou Yi stopped and asked, "What?"
The beggar said: "I said, if Lao Niu understands it wrong, then the brothers will launch a magical attack and fight hard with us?"
"Not at all, I made it very clear, hey! If you think too much, you won't..."
In the courtyard of the prodigal son Ulabang, Lao Niu also said in an official tone to a group of god brothers who pretended to be busy in the courtyard: "You also heard what Brother Zhou said just now, and what you see is our defensive strength! And we Ula Bang is a difficult place to defend and attack, so we have to perform well, this is also an excellent opportunity to show everyone's strength, and everyone will have to fight with real guns and live ammunition!"
Lao Niu is also a veteran of Ulabang, he has the right to speak, and everyone nodded in agreement.
……
The big beggar Zhou Yi walked for more than ten meters. After waiting for a few minutes, he saw that the Liangzi team had already arranged personnel to monitor and stand guard. Zhou Yi said, "Brother beggar, let's go!"
The two walked like flying, the main reason is that there is nothing hidden at all, even if you sneak around, you are under the nose of others. Sure enough, the members of the Liangzi team immediately disappeared from the sight of Zhou Yi and Big Beggar. Zhou Yi turned his head and said: " This part was well done.”
The beggar also nodded, and then the prodigal son Ulabang fell silent. This point was also discussed in advance, and it was a way to confuse the opponent. On the surface, the opponent thought that Ulabang was very peaceful and hospitable.
Immediately Zhou Yi and the beggar walked forward again, and at this moment they noticed movement. The wall in front of the facade had been vaguely attached to people, and the tips of their heads were slightly exposed from the top of the wall. , Zhou Yi said with satisfaction: "What about the big beggar brother, our brother's comprehension ability is still very strong."
The big beggar was also happy, and said: "Of course, the best thing about our team is that we have a tacit understanding with each other."
As soon as the words fell, more than a dozen heads "whoosh" all exposed the wall, Zhou Yi and the big beggar shouted: "Good job."
"Whoosh whoosh!"
As the heads of the crowd on the wall shook back as if they had been recoiled, the sound of arrows burst out in a steady stream, and the almost invisible water arrows pierced the airflow and shot all over the sky like a strong wind. Come on, Zhou Yi and Brother Da Beggar were instantly dumbfounded, and when they reacted together, the attack like a water curtain had come quickly.
Zhou Yi's strengthened watch took effect immediately, and his reaction speed was instantly accelerated. He leaned over and slid forward for more than three meters. The beggar, the big beggar also reacted, one eye was as red as blood, and then a cloud of anger spewed out with a "ziliuliu", and the water arrow that was about to shoot the big beggar's face was instantly smoked by the anger, and also There was a "squeaking" sound of boiling water. The first half of the water arrow turned into steam, and the second half fell to the ground without any driving force.
The big beggar looked happy when he saw it, but at this time the second wave of water arrows swept in again. Zhou Yi didn't dare to neglect, and stepped forward to pick up the big beggar and quickly jumped towards the wall on the Ulabang side. This is the only way to avoid the attack. out of place.
Zhou Yi put the beggar down, and the beggar grinned and said, "I've never had any tacit understanding in my life!"
Zhou Yi said: "It's because I didn't explain it clearly, but if we don't talk about it at this time, we have to find a way to communicate with the brothers!"
The beggar said: "I'll try!" He poked out half of his head, and then dozens of water arrows flew towards the wall, and the beggar hurriedly withdrew his head and said, "It's over, I don't even have a chance to open my mouth to speak. No!"
Zhou Yi pointed to the back side and said, "The back wall! The back wall is the only place that is not fortified."
The beggar said: "If the brothers react, it will be dangerous."
"You have to take this risk!" Zhou Yi pulled the big beggar against the wall and turned back. Sure enough, all the gods and men followed the plan, and there was no human hair on the back wall. Zhou Yi also said: "Brother beggar, look Well, this way we also found a flaw, if that godly man next to Boss Jia comes around here, we brothers will be attacked by surprise!"
The big beggar said happily: "It's fortunate that TM didn't think carefully at the time..."
Zhou Yi and the big beggar carefully climbed up the back wall, and quickly stretched their heads to look at the situation in the yard. A group of brothers with water attributes continued to guard tenaciously. Because the enemy did not approach, their task was not yet completed, and the fire Brothers with attributes are all ready to go, and they seem to be waiting for Zhou Yi and the big beggar to appear.
Zhou Yi gave the beggar a look, and then said: "One two... let's go!"
The two used their strong arms to lift the whole person off the ground and over the wall, and finally fell safely into the courtyard. None of the brothers noticed that the "enemy" had jumped in from behind. Zhou Yi and the beggar Just taking a breath, Nuwa, who didn't know the truth, came out of the room and saw the two people in surprise, "Why did you two come in!"
Then, more than a dozen mouths with arrows on the string and more than a dozen fiery eyes instantly focused on Zhou Yi and the beggars. They raised their arms like lightning and shouted loudly: "Don't shoot! Your own!"
(End of this chapter)
The big guys finished their dinner in a hurry, not because of the enthusiasm of the group, but because Zhou Yi and Nuwa had to go back as soon as possible, so everyone gathered in the yard when it was half dark.
Zhou Yi also thought about it. There is only one road leading to Ulabang, the prodigal son. The task of monitoring the surrounding dynamics does not need to be too labor-intensive, but it must be guarded 24 hours a day. What do you think, if someone makes a surprise attack with a slanted sword, then I will be the one who is unlucky.
The big beggar had a basic understanding of Zhou Yi's thoughts, so he arranged for people to take turns to stand guard.
The basic requirements of this type of members are naturally good eyesight, quick response, strong concentration, and calmness in times of crisis.Some people who fall asleep while standing will definitely not work, but looking at the gods and men in Ulabang, they are basically qualified for this job.
why?The main thing is that you have to look at what people were doing before, and begging on the street is these four points.
Good eyesight, needless to say, the most basic quality of being a beggar is to have eyesight, sit on the street and look at the passers-by, which ones are compassionate, which ones have change, and which ones are not provoking. You can identify them at a glance Come out, or you won't get any money, and unfortunately you'll have to be beaten.
Quick response, this point is strongly related to the previous point, combined, you can basically be regarded as a half-qualified beggar, see who can give money, step forward without saying a word, slap your thigh, you have to be stunned for half a second ?Then thank you, you have to rest on the sidelines, why?Everyone is crossing the road.
Strong concentration is also the key. Generally speaking, high-quality beggars have to maintain a weak and drowsy look of suffering at all times, but generally low-level beggars don’t know what they are doing when they pretend to be fake. Do you really consider yourself an actor?No matter how good your performance is, you must focus on the passers-by. When you see someone trying to make do with it, you will immediately groan in pain, so that you can achieve the ultimate goal of making money.
The last point is to stay calm in times of crisis. As the saying goes, if you often walk by the river without getting your shoes wet, you may catch up with bad luck one day. You went forward with tears in your eyes, hoping to get a few coins. They may not have eaten for a few days, and they will drill you with your eyes and beard. At this time, you can still keep calm and get out of the body. This shows that You have successfully grasped the true meaning of a beggar.
……
Off topic?The book returns to the main story!
Therefore, it is very easy to find guards here.
After a little discussion between the beggar and Zhou Yi, this task was handed over to six young lads, all of whom were energetic and didn't need to sleep too much at night, and the six of them shared the workload. Zhou Yi of the small team gave the title of captain to Liangzi, a member of the team. Because Liangzi is the youngest, such an inconspicuous position can also greatly motivate Liangzi's enthusiasm and work attitude.
Everyone is very satisfied with this arrangement.
Then there is how to arrange the countermeasures after the target is discovered and confirmed. This is also the most important part of the entire defense measure, so the arrangement is more complicated. Not only Zhou Yi, but also Lao Niu and some middle-aged gods and men participated in the discussion , Nu Wa put forward a valuable idea when he was still undecided to pay attention.
That is, the brothers of the water attribute acted as the first wave of intimidation to the legion. The reason is actually very simple. The main reason is that the brothers of the water attribute have a relatively long attack range. Feeling at a loss for a while, then the fire attribute brothers launched the most powerful attack in the chaos, causing the opponent to flee in a panic.
Of course, the performance of the other party in the above description is purely a self-comforting hypothetical fiction...
This kind of opinion has been unanimously approved by everyone, so it was arranged in this way. The last step is to tell everyone the actual purpose of this defensive battle, which is to drive the opponent away, not to kill the enemy wholeheartedly, and let the opponent take You can't go back with your brother's legs and feet. It's still the same sentence, it's still a society ruled by law.
This is easy for everyone to accept, after all, they are all people who have obeyed the law and discipline and feared urban management...
Once everything is arranged, it will be sunny... ahem.
After the big beggar separated his teams, he said to Zhou Yi, "Brother Zhou, why don't we practice and practice first?"
Zhou Yi looked at Nuwa, also worried that Nuwa would be impatient, but Nuwa nodded knowingly and rationally, Zhou Yi said: "Then let's stop staring, and immediately enter the preparation state. The big beggar is what the brothers are going to deal with, let's come along that road to see how much threat you can pose to us, can you brothers?"
The gods and men responded loudly: "Yes!"
Lao Niu stood up again and said, "Brother Zhou, are we doing actual combat exercises this time?"
Zhou Yi said: "You have to treat it like an actual combat exercise, otherwise you won't see anything. Liangzi, your team is preparing, and the others are entering the state of life. The main thing is to see how quickly you can transform into the state of fighting. Okay, big beggar Let's go out."
Zhou Yi and the beggar walked out of Ulabang, the prodigal son, and walked along that road to the distance. As they walked, the beggar asked, "Brother Zhou, what do you mean by the actual combat exercise you just said?"
"I'm talking about everyone's attitude. Although you are not a real opponent, you must be serious in your attitude, as if it is a real battle."
"Then what if Lao Niu doesn't mean that, is it more serious?"
Zhou Yi stopped and asked, "What?"
The beggar said: "I said, if Lao Niu understands it wrong, then the brothers will launch a magical attack and fight hard with us?"
"Not at all, I made it very clear, hey! If you think too much, you won't..."
In the courtyard of the prodigal son Ulabang, Lao Niu also said in an official tone to a group of god brothers who pretended to be busy in the courtyard: "You also heard what Brother Zhou said just now, and what you see is our defensive strength! And we Ula Bang is a difficult place to defend and attack, so we have to perform well, this is also an excellent opportunity to show everyone's strength, and everyone will have to fight with real guns and live ammunition!"
Lao Niu is also a veteran of Ulabang, he has the right to speak, and everyone nodded in agreement.
……
The big beggar Zhou Yi walked for more than ten meters. After waiting for a few minutes, he saw that the Liangzi team had already arranged personnel to monitor and stand guard. Zhou Yi said, "Brother beggar, let's go!"
The two walked like flying, the main reason is that there is nothing hidden at all, even if you sneak around, you are under the nose of others. Sure enough, the members of the Liangzi team immediately disappeared from the sight of Zhou Yi and Big Beggar. Zhou Yi turned his head and said: " This part was well done.”
The beggar also nodded, and then the prodigal son Ulabang fell silent. This point was also discussed in advance, and it was a way to confuse the opponent. On the surface, the opponent thought that Ulabang was very peaceful and hospitable.
Immediately Zhou Yi and the beggar walked forward again, and at this moment they noticed movement. The wall in front of the facade had been vaguely attached to people, and the tips of their heads were slightly exposed from the top of the wall. , Zhou Yi said with satisfaction: "What about the big beggar brother, our brother's comprehension ability is still very strong."
The big beggar was also happy, and said: "Of course, the best thing about our team is that we have a tacit understanding with each other."
As soon as the words fell, more than a dozen heads "whoosh" all exposed the wall, Zhou Yi and the big beggar shouted: "Good job."
"Whoosh whoosh!"
As the heads of the crowd on the wall shook back as if they had been recoiled, the sound of arrows burst out in a steady stream, and the almost invisible water arrows pierced the airflow and shot all over the sky like a strong wind. Come on, Zhou Yi and Brother Da Beggar were instantly dumbfounded, and when they reacted together, the attack like a water curtain had come quickly.
Zhou Yi's strengthened watch took effect immediately, and his reaction speed was instantly accelerated. He leaned over and slid forward for more than three meters. The beggar, the big beggar also reacted, one eye was as red as blood, and then a cloud of anger spewed out with a "ziliuliu", and the water arrow that was about to shoot the big beggar's face was instantly smoked by the anger, and also There was a "squeaking" sound of boiling water. The first half of the water arrow turned into steam, and the second half fell to the ground without any driving force.
The big beggar looked happy when he saw it, but at this time the second wave of water arrows swept in again. Zhou Yi didn't dare to neglect, and stepped forward to pick up the big beggar and quickly jumped towards the wall on the Ulabang side. This is the only way to avoid the attack. out of place.
Zhou Yi put the beggar down, and the beggar grinned and said, "I've never had any tacit understanding in my life!"
Zhou Yi said: "It's because I didn't explain it clearly, but if we don't talk about it at this time, we have to find a way to communicate with the brothers!"
The beggar said: "I'll try!" He poked out half of his head, and then dozens of water arrows flew towards the wall, and the beggar hurriedly withdrew his head and said, "It's over, I don't even have a chance to open my mouth to speak. No!"
Zhou Yi pointed to the back side and said, "The back wall! The back wall is the only place that is not fortified."
The beggar said: "If the brothers react, it will be dangerous."
"You have to take this risk!" Zhou Yi pulled the big beggar against the wall and turned back. Sure enough, all the gods and men followed the plan, and there was no human hair on the back wall. Zhou Yi also said: "Brother beggar, look Well, this way we also found a flaw, if that godly man next to Boss Jia comes around here, we brothers will be attacked by surprise!"
The big beggar said happily: "It's fortunate that TM didn't think carefully at the time..."
Zhou Yi and the big beggar carefully climbed up the back wall, and quickly stretched their heads to look at the situation in the yard. A group of brothers with water attributes continued to guard tenaciously. Because the enemy did not approach, their task was not yet completed, and the fire Brothers with attributes are all ready to go, and they seem to be waiting for Zhou Yi and the big beggar to appear.
Zhou Yi gave the beggar a look, and then said: "One two... let's go!"
The two used their strong arms to lift the whole person off the ground and over the wall, and finally fell safely into the courtyard. None of the brothers noticed that the "enemy" had jumped in from behind. Zhou Yi and the beggar Just taking a breath, Nuwa, who didn't know the truth, came out of the room and saw the two people in surprise, "Why did you two come in!"
Then, more than a dozen mouths with arrows on the string and more than a dozen fiery eyes instantly focused on Zhou Yi and the beggars. They raised their arms like lightning and shouted loudly: "Don't shoot! Your own!"
(End of this chapter)
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