My assistant is Nuwa

Chapter 60 You Are Really Beautiful!
The host of the martial arts tournament is very humane to provide lunch for everyone. Even the more than 200 people who were eliminated in the morning lined up to receive boxed lunches. Zhou Yi passed by and happened to see him being kicked to the opposite side by five brothers in the morning. The boy in the arena was walking out with a lunch box at this time, cursing and saying: "After such a beating, the broken box lunch doesn't even have an egg..."

As for the rest of the martial arts halls, the organizers took good care of them. Each martial arts hall has a large private room that can accommodate nearly a hundred people. The three Nuwas and the five brothers also ran into the Yijing martial arts hall. Ceng meal to eat, wait until the food is full, the private room is very lively.

Zhou Yi mingled with the five Nuwa brothers. He had just finished eating when he saw Wang Chao and Ma Han coming in with a box of wine. They put down the wine and started to put glasses on each table. Yi hurriedly refused: "Brothers, the younger brother has to compete in the afternoon, I can't drink anymore..."

Wang Chao and Ma Han all smiled, and Jin Yang came over at this time: "Zhou Yi, this wine must be drunk, even if it is just a cup, we are celebrating in advance, Yijing Martial Arts has always had this habit, picture A lottery."

Zhou Yi couldn't refuse now, the table was immediately filled with cups, Nuwa Li Zhaoxue said in unison, "We don't need to drink, do we?"

Jin Yang smiled and said, "Everything has to be touched, everything has to be touched!"

After the wine was poured on each table, each of the five brothers held up a glass and looked at the mouth, and said one by one: "How long has it been since we drank this?"

"I haven't had a drink since the last time I let the big beggar finish playing."

"At that time, I was young, there was fifteen or sixteen years old..."

"I remember none of us can drink, we'll get drunk if we touch a little!"

"Isn't it? It's because of the beating that I lay down on the street and slept for two hours. The big beggar brother said that we are insulting our image."

After hearing this, Zhou Yi interrupted: "You can drink well today, and absolutely no one will beat you, as long as you don't get drunk, you can drink as much as you want."

The five brothers all smiled honestly, then held their cups together and took a sip. After finishing, they all frowned and shook their heads vigorously, muttering: "It's broken, I'm a little drunk." Then the five brothers fell down on the ground. There were three on the table, and the remaining two staggered and sniffed the bottom of the cup, and then lay down on the table and fell unconscious.

Zhou Yi was dumbfounded here, Liu Baolu got up and shook the five brothers, but none of them made a sound, Zhou Yi turned his head and asked Nu Wa: "Is this god-man taboo drinking?"

Nuwa shook her head: "I don't know."

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At this time, Guo Hai stood up with his wine glass in his hand, coughed twice and the whole private room fell silent, then Guo Hai said with a bright smile: "Everyone, listen to me! It's not the first time that our Yijing Martial Arts Academy has participated in a martial arts competition." The conference is over, and the results we have achieved are quite satisfying to us. Today we stand here again, for no other reason than to surpass the previous results. Although there are not many disciples participating in the competition this time, we There are many strong disciples. Take the rookie king competition as an example. The newcomer Zhou Yi is the biggest favorite, and the champion is determined to win. I believe Zhou Yi's popularity is obvious to all, and the competition will start this afternoon. At this moment, we all have to drink this glass of wine for Zhou Yi, and celebrate in advance for Zhou Yi!"

All the disciples got up one after another, raised their wine glasses and shouted at Zhou Yi: "Come on, Zhou Yi!" "Brother Zhou is mighty!"

Zhou Yi also got up and smiled and responded in general: "Thank you everyone, thank you everyone, I, Zhou Yi, must do my best!"

Everyone raised their cups together and drank in. Both Nuwa and Li Zhaoxue pursed their mouths, and then coughed chokingly.

The afternoon competition will be officially held at two o'clock. Everyone has time to rest after eating. Zhou Yi really can't calm down at this time. Watching all the disciples sitting on chairs and crawling on the table to recharge their batteries , I always feel that this is a university classroom. When I saw the audience, I stared at Nuwa, and the five brothers all snored directly.

Zhou Yi and Nu Wa gave him a look to signal him to go out, then got up and walked into the corridor, but there was no one in the corridor, Zhou Yi suddenly felt his bladder shrink and then swell, that's right!It was urgent to urinate, Zhou Yi hurried to the toilet, and when he unbuttoned his pants, he suddenly heard a slight sound at the door of the toilet, as if someone was walking on tiptoe.

This made Zhou Yi vigilant, and quickly squeezed the last bit, put on his pants and nestled behind the toilet door, only to hear the voice getting clearer, but the rhythm became more and more cautious, Zhou Yi realized that this was absolutely impossible It can be deduced by a cleaning aunt, and now enters the mode of strengthening the reaction force.

The door was pushed open, and Zhou Yi saw two masked men crept in with two baseball bats in their hands. The two grandsons were also young. Looking at the excrement in every hole, Zhou Yi couldn't bear it and said: "Brother, it's so uncomfortable to watch the excrement after eating, and I'm here."

As soon as they saw that Zhou Yi had dropped his sticks, they immediately picked them up again, and stammered, "We're here to go to the toilet."

Zhou Yi sighed and said, "Is it interesting for you to pretend like this? When you go to the toilet and cover your face with a stick, don't tell me that you are dredging the pipes."

Seeing that there was nothing wrong with them, the two said harshly, "Do you dare to stand still and not run away?"

Zhou Yi tightened his belt: "Hey! I was afraid you would run away."

After saying this, the two of them rushed over with their sticks in hand. Although the toilet space is small, but seeing the fierce and bully appearance of the two of them, they decided to ignore everything. Yi grinned and said, "Didn't your master say how awesome I am?"

After speaking, the stick had already reached the top of his head, Zhou Yi blocked it, and only heard two crisp sounds of "bang bang", and the two boys bounced back directly. All numb, Zhou Yi said: "Your master is too contemptuous of others, so he sent you two to deal with me?"

The two cried and said: "We planned to sneak attack, who knew that you saw it..."

Zhou Yi said: "Playing sneak attacks in broad daylight? Is there a lower limit to this IQ?"

"It's your fault that you pee, we've already subdued you when you were about to shit just now." The two said innocently.

Zhou Yi was completely defeated. Hearing the two people talking together, it was his fault that he didn't cooperate to let others uniform him, so he had to say: "Listen, brothers, I don't want to fight with you, just say whoever sent you Whatever you come, I, Zhou Yi, promise, you have nothing to do with the rest."

The two looked at each other, and then said: "No, no, why don't you just deal with the two of us, and leave the rest of the backstage alone, okay?"

"..."

Zhou Yi felt that he was a little crazy, what is a slut?It's the kind of person who slaps him and thinks you're weak!
"Come here, both of you, and let me catch you!" Zhou Yi gritted his teeth with hatred.

"You agreed?" the two asked.

Zhou Yi touched his forehead and said, "I have to ask you to have another meal today!"

After speaking, they rushed forward with a stride, but the two boys didn't react, they just felt that their hands were empty, and the two baseball bats ran to Zhou Yi's hands. The stick was folded into four, and then the two mouths were pulled up, and the masks of the two of them flew away.

The crisp sound of these two slaps, the pain must be painful, but the two boys covered their faces regardless of other things, and Zhou Yi said angrily: "Put your hands down!"

Both of them hugged their faces and shook their heads. Zhou Yi murmured, "I don't believe you can't be cured!" He picked up half a baseball bat and walked to a toilet squatting for a while, then pinched his nose and took the baseball bat walked out.

"I'll count to three, and it's over if you don't take it away."

The two of them looked at the stick in Zhou Yi's hand through their fingers, and suddenly shouted in shock. Zhou Yi took the opportunity to shout: "Three!"

"No no no no! Let's take it away!"

This trick worked really well, both of them were crying and put their hands down. Zhou Yi took a closer look and found that they were familiar with each other. After thinking for a long time, he remembered that these two boys just said something when they passed by him after the game in the morning. Let's wait and see in the afternoon" the two disciples of the Shuangquan Martial Arts Academy!

"People from Shuangquan Martial Arts Academy!" Zhou Yi threw the stick aside and said.

The two of them suddenly knelt down on the ground with a thud, and begged each other repeatedly: "Brother Zhou, we were wrong. Your lord, please go around me once, and please spare us the Shuangquan Martial Arts Hall once."

Zhou Yi said: "You're the fucking adult, I've been a villain for more than 20 years and I haven't had enough of being a villain."

At this time, the toilet door opened again, and it was none other than Liu Baolu who came in. When Liu Baolu entered the door, he was so frightened that he couldn't close his mouth. He looked at the two people on the ground and then at Zhou Yi and said, "Brother Yi, what are you acting like?" Once out?"

Zhou Yi talked to Liu Baolu about the situation, and when Liu Baolu understood it, he stepped forward and kicked him alone, cursing angrily, "Dare you fucking play tricks, are you all so worthless in Shuangquan Martial Arts Academy!"

Zhou Yi regained his breath, and said, "Don't hit Xiaowan, they were also sent here, so let's directly expose them and see how their Shuangquan martial arts hall ends!"

When the two of them heard the exposure, they kowtowed while begging for mercy. Liu Baolu angrily picked up the baseball bat on the ground and said, "You're so fucking useless. Believe it or not, I'll blow your ass off with a stick!"

Zhou Yi lifted the two of them up and walked out of the toilet. At this time, Liu Baolu looked at the baseball bat in his hand and vomited again and again: "Brother Yi, you are too cruel. I just said that you are really a ****!"

(End of this chapter)