My assistant is Nuwa

Chapter 75 The Thinkers of Urabang
The second update, please recommend for collection.

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When the beggar greeted him like this, except for the members of Liangzi's team who were standing guard, all the other gods and men surrounded him, chattering and discussing, probably not knowing what the upgrade was for.

The big beggar continued to shout: "Everyone is lined up, everyone is lined up, Master Hong is here to help us improve Ulabang's strength, and Master Hong will help us upgrade later, brothers are all clever, ask Master Hong good."

At this moment, Lao Niu stood up and said: "Big beggar, what do you mean by upgrading and upgrading? It made everyone confused."

The big beggar is also learning and selling now, he hesitated for a long time before saying: "This upgrade... is an updated version, so that our brothers can change their appearance and improve their strength!"

As soon as the strength was improved, everyone cheered and jumped for joy, and a brother shouted: "It has to be improved, our water attribute brothers really can't develop other attack routines, except for shooting water arrows, the only thing left is to spit out lotus flowers at the mouth. "

The fire attribute brother also said: "It's good to improve your strength! To be honest, I am a bit obsessive-compulsive. It's always awkward to have such an eye that can attack my heart. The key is that it is asymmetrical!"

Zhou Yi also walked into the yard at this moment, opened his hands and said: "Master Hong can solve these problems for us brothers. Now brothers are all lined up neatly. Don't make Master Hong wait too long. After all, there is such a heavy workload. .”

All the gods and men started to line up. At this time, Grandpa Hong came out with the help of Nuwa again. Grandpa Hong saw so many people looking at him with big eyes, and hurriedly whispered to Nuwa: "Xiaowa, don't use your help." look at me..."

Seeing that the brothers were not enthusiastic, the big beggar greeted loudly: "This is our grandpa, please say hello!"

All the gods and men said in unison: "Hi, Master Hong!"

Lord Hong raised his hand to greet everyone. This scene was a bit like a leader coming to inspect the work.

"You don't have to be so polite. We are a group, and we all symbolize justice. As long as we can defeat the evil forces, it's easy to upgrade everyone." Master Hong was really amazing, and the opening words rhymed every sentence.

"Then Hong, how much can our strength improve after upgrading?" This is what the gentleman asked.

Master Hong stretched out a palm and said, "About thirty times!" Then he realized that the gesture was wrong, and broke off two more fingers.

The god brothers were completely startled when they heard it. The line that had just been lined up was going to be chaotic, and the water attribute brothers shouted: "Thirty times... what a lotus flower you have to spit out!"

There is also a saying about the fire attribute: "How can the eyeballs be used now, I guess the belly button and the ass must be used!"

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The big beggar looked embarrassed, and embarrassedly said to Master Hong: "Master Hong, don't think your brothers are rough, they are all rough."

Master Hong was suddenly surprised and said: "So you are also called farts in modern society? I thought they were all called chrysanthemums!"

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Zhou Yixin said, before this grandpa showed up this time, he must have spent every day in Internet cafes, popping in post bars and browsing forums...

Then Grandpa Hong began to work officially, and the god brothers were all excited, they lined up one by one and waited for Grandpa Hong to upgrade.

Zhou Yi thought this was a good show, after all, could the scene of Hongjun Patriarch's move be so small?Unexpectedly, the first brother stepped forward, Master Hong stretched out his hand and pinched the brother's wrist, almost like feeling the pulse, he seemed to be in a daze with his eyes closed, after a few minutes Master Hong suddenly opened his eyes and said: "It's done, Go and sit quietly for two hours."

That brother ran to the side with a confused face and sat down, Master Hong immediately said: "Next." Then the next brother followed.

This directly disappointed Zhou Yi. The key point is too unscientific. Throughout the ages, regardless of whether it was staged in a TV series or written in a novel, as long as it involves transferring internal strength or something, you have to sit down and meditate seriously. Either one person puts both palms on the other person's back, or the two of them simply have a passionate scene (this thing is called double cultivation). After a while, one of the two will designate one with a smoking head or a sallow face.

But right now, Master Hong's words are a bit too simple. Just one pulse can restore divine power, which is not in line with Master Hong's identity as the ancestor of the immortals in terms of audiovisual.

Master Hong was just like a quack doctor, with his eyes closed, he took the pulse of the god brothers by number, and the most repeated sentence was "It's done, go and sit in meditation for two hours."

In a short while, the courtyard of Ulabang was full of god-man brothers, each of them motionless with their fists supporting their heads like statues of thinkers. If you don't know the reason, you may feel like you have entered a sculpture garden.

In the end, there were still a few unupgraded brothers left. Zhou Yi found that Lord Hong started to frown, and his finger for feeling the pulse began to tremble slightly. It seems that helping the gods restore their divine power will have a great impact on Lord Hong. After the 23 brothers were all upgraded, Master Hong's complexion really turned sallow, his breathing became short of breath, and his eyes seemed weak.

Zhou Yi couldn't bear to see it, and hurriedly asked Nuwa: "Is this grandpa alright?"

Nuwa said: "Master Hong's workload is too heavy, he must take a good rest."

Master Hong said in a slightly weak voice: "It's not that serious, I just want to smoke a cigarette to relieve fatigue..."

Zhou Yi hurriedly said: "Don't worry, I will prepare cigarettes for you some other day, they must be orange-flavored! You look uncomfortable now, why don't I let you inhale some spirits? Xiaowa usually smokes as soon as he finishes smoking But the spirit."

Nuwa glanced at Zhou Yi, and said coldly: "Master Hong doesn't need that." After saying that, he helped Master Hong into the room, and Zhou Yi hurriedly shouted from behind: "Let Master Hong sleep to refresh his mind! If he can sleep ..."

Zhou Yi turned around and looked at the courtyard again. The gods were still sitting quietly with their eyes closed. , it turned out to be the little guy, the godson of the big beggar, the little beggar.

To be honest, it is really admirable that this little beggar can survive among such a group of gods and men "brothers, uncles and fathers". Zhou Yi remembers that when he was a child, he had a different haircut and was embarrassed to stand up to the big guys. together.

Just at the moment when Jingke listened to the needle, a donkey neighed suddenly from outside the yard, and all gods and men opened their eyes and raised their heads for a moment, but Master Hong had said beforehand that he would sit quietly for two hours. I had no choice but to run out to see the situation by myself.

Before Zhou Yi ran out, he shouted to the observation deck: "Little beggar, what's going on outside?"

The little beggar replied: "Brother Zhou, a pair of older brothers and sisters are walking donkeys outside."

Zhou Yi ran out of the yard and saw Liu Baolu and Li Zhaoxue running wildly while holding onto the rope that was tied to the cart around Mao Mao's neck.

(End of this chapter)