My assistant is Nuwa

Chapter 82 Drive away!
Then Zhou Yi and Li Zhaoxue drove Liu Baoxue into Gao Cheng's black Audi on the road, and they drove away with the car.

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On the playground, the unrecognizable Cheng Hao was slowly throbbing like an earthworm, and it took him a long time to get up from the ground. He stretched out his hand and carefully stroked the glass shards on his face. His lungs, liver and intestines were broken, and finally he took out a mobile phone from his coat pocket tremblingly, and pressed a number to dial it.

After a while, the call was connected, and Cheng Hao said hoarsely: "Come in the ambulance, I was burned by sulfuric acid..."

On the phone, he said, "Didn't you just say that it was covered in ketchup?"

"Fuck you! Come to the ambulance!"

Gao Cheng was driving at high speed, Zhou Yi was guiding the way in the co-pilot, and Li Zhaoxue was holding Liu Baolu's hand in the back seat with red and swollen eyes... Uh, that hand can't be called a hand anymore, it's almost like chicken feet anyway .

Li Zhaoxue kept blowing on Liu Baolu's chicken feet with her mouth, halfway through the blowing, Li Zhaoxue was almost starved of oxygen, Zhou Yi couldn't bear it and said: "Zhaoxue, Xiao Wan will be fine, besides you have been Blowing doesn't help either..."

Li Zhaoxue raised her head, with tears in her eyes, she bit her lower lip lightly and said, "When I was young, my hands were burned, and my mother blew it on me just like that."

Liu Baolu, who was covered in cold sweat, pretended to be innocent and joked: "My mother usually puts some toothpaste on me..."

At this time Gao Cheng shouted anxiously: "Brother Zhou, where are you going?"

Zhou Yi hurriedly looked at the road and said, "Go to the right!"

"No, it's a dirt road to the right, and there are no hospitals in the wilderness..."

"Don't worry about it, just drive to the right!" After Zhou Yi finished speaking, Gao Chengcheng turned onto the dirt road and saw Mao Mao standing in front of Zhou Yi, turning around alone. When he saw Gao Cheng's car, Mao Mao turned around He ran in the direction of Ulabang, Zhou Yi simply said: "Gao Cheng, just follow this donkey!"

Gao Cheng glanced at Zhou Yi in a daze, but the situation was urgent, Gao Cheng didn't care about him, and drove forward with Maomao.

At this time, Li Zhaoxue asked from behind: "Zhou Yi, do you want Sister Xiaowa to treat Xiaowan's injuries?"

Zhou Yi looked at Gao Cheng with taboo, and said under cover: "Uh yes, Xiao Wa has good healing medicine."

Naturally, Liu Baolu knew that Zhou Yi was going to restore his left hand with Lingquan water, and at this moment his heart was at ease, and he said to Li Zhaoxue: "Zhaoxue, don't worry, this little injury can do nothing, I've been hit by a few anti-aircraft guns this morning. Nothing happened to me!"

Gao Cheng smiled while driving: "Brother Liu, you are really optimistic, brother, I admire you!" Then Gao Cheng paused, looked at the front and said in surprise: "This donkey runs so fast, it disappeared in a blink of an eye."

Zhou Yi pointed to the large courtyard in front of Ulabang and said, "Just drive there! That's our tribe."

"Hey~ Brother Zhou, you must be the leader of the tribe, right?" Gao Cheng said with a smile

The car was getting closer and closer to the courtyard of Ulabang, and Zhou Yi suddenly felt a thump in his heart. The gods and brothers in this yard are waiting fiercely and tyrannically for the fire wolf to come. Zhou Yi yelled, "Stop!"

Gao Cheng also reacted quickly, stepped on the brakes to the bottom, the black Audi came to a screeching halt, and the wheels kicked up a cloud of dust.

Liu Baolu waved his chicken claws from behind and said, "What's wrong with Brother Yi?"

Zhou Yi greeted hurriedly: "Get out of the car, get out of the car."

Gao Cheng unfastened his seat belt and said, "This... is this a tribal custom or something?"

After all four people got out of the car, Zhou Yi looked from a long distance at the members of the Liangzi group who were standing guard at the gate of the Urabang courtyard, and hurriedly waved vigorously. Chengdao: "Okay! Get in the car and drive over."

Gao Cheng also waved his hand and muttered, "This gesture is a secret signal..."

After entering the courtyard, the beggar Nuwa and a group of gods and men surrounded him. Gao Cheng was taken aback by this posture, and Zhou Yi hurriedly said to Nuwa, "Xiaowa, don't worry about these things, put Gao Cheng first. Brother, take the house to watch TV."

Nuwa leaned over and asked Zhou Yi in a low voice: "What's going on?"

Zhou Yi also said in a low voice: "You take care of Gao Cheng, chat with him and watch TV, and don't tell him anything else."

Nu Wa came into the house with Gao Cheng, who was a bit timid after realizing it. The big beggar hadn't seen Liu Baolu's chicken feet, so he stepped forward and said with a smile: "I almost misunderstood just now. Brothers are all on guard against fire wolves. Liangzi told me that a car suddenly came outside. , Brothers cheer up."

Zhou Yixin said that luckily he got out of the car to say hello just now, otherwise, not to mention chicken feet, he would have turned into a scumbag.

At this time, Li Zhaoxue from behind said anxiously: "Zhou Yi, treat Xiao Wan quickly!"

Liu Baolu stretched out his chicken paw and waved at everyone, and said with a smile, "No hurry, no hurry."

The God-man brothers all saw clearly now, staring at Liu Baolu's hand with bared teeth and gasping for air. At this moment, Lao Niu got out from there, took out a bottle of spiritual spring water hanging from his waist, and twisted the cap Side said: "Brother Liu, what have you done today!"

Speaking of pouring a bottle of water in her hand on Liu Baolu's chicken feet, Li Zhaoxue hurriedly withdrew Liu Baolu's hand, saying in a taboo: "You can't flush it with water, or the wound will be infected."

Liu Baolu said: "Zhaoxue, there's not even a single bone left..."

Zhou Yi hurriedly explained the spirit spring water to Li Zhaoxue, and Li Zhaoxue agreed, pouring Lao Niu's bottle of spirit spring water on it immediately had an effect, Liu Baolu's chicken feet were also a little plump, and other gods could see it. He began to take off the spiritual spring water hanging from his waist and poured it on Liu Baolu's hands one after another. Just like this, you bottled and I bottled indirectly. Liu Baolu's expression was refreshed after being poured, and his eyes were half closed like a fairy.

The big beggar also finished pouring a bottle and walked up to Zhou Yi and said with a smile: "Look at Brother Liu, he looks so ugly, doesn't he feel that so many people are urinating on him?"

Zhou Yi almost burst out laughing when he saw it with wide eyes. A group of brothers are bad enough, they all circle around slowly, each put the bottle in their "people" and pour water on Liu Baolu. This picture Combined with Liu Baolu's exuberant expression, it's as cheap as it gets!

The circle was almost finished. Zhou Yi and Li Zhaoxue stepped forward to see that Liu Baolu's hand had completely recovered, and it didn't look like chicken feet anymore. Li Zhaoxue covered her mouth and sighed in surprise, with an unbelievable expression on her face. , and then stepped forward to grab Liu Baolu's hand and looked around, Liu Baolu laughed, and suddenly Li Zhaoxue said "Ah!" and shook Liu Baolu's hand away.

All the people present were confused, Li Zhaoxue pointed to Liu Baolu's hand and said, "It's... just missing a pinky..."

After Liu Baolu's hand completely recovered, Li Zhaoxue said to Liu Baolu with an apologetic face: "Xiao Wan, I really want to thank you."

Liu Baolu said: "If you thank me, then don't learn from my brother Yi, call me Xiao Liu and Baolu. In my life, my surname is more than ten thousand..."

Zhou Yi said happily from the side: "Xiao Wan, don't even think about turning over. You have written so much, what else can you change?"

At this moment, the big beggar mysteriously called Zhou Yi aside, and asked, "Brother Zhou, who is in this room with Xiaowa?"

Zhou Yi said: "It's nothing, just a brother who helps, we didn't tell him these things, I will send him away in a while."

As soon as he finished speaking, Gao Chenggong came out of the house, Nuwa followed behind and said, "I think Mercedes-Benz is doing a good job, whether it is in terms of speed, safety or handling, it has reached the extreme. It may be inferior to BMW in terms of operation, but there is nothing wrong with it. In short, I think Mercedes-Benz should be the most comfortable car brand.”

Gao Cheng said disapprovingly in the front: "Miss Xiaowa, you don't understand this, come out and see my Audi, the comfort is not inferior to that of a Mercedes-Benz, and my car is a practical and comfortable car, and its operation is not inferior to that of a BMW Mercedes-Benz. Regardless of whether it is raining or snowing, the car runs stable and safe."

Nu Wa followed Gao Cheng out, mumbling in her mouth: "You are all old calendars, now let me tell you..."

The two of them went out after arguing like this, Zhou Yi couldn't help being stunned. Gao Cheng would be able to chat with Nuwa, and it seemed that Nuwa's understanding of car brands was no less than that of any of them. A modern youth who loves cars.

At this time, I heard Gao Cheng say outside: "Brother, what are you doing!"

Zhou Yi and the beggar rushed out, and saw a god-man brother wandering around Gao Cheng's Audi car. Zhou Yi asked, "Brother beggar, is this brother..."

The beggar said with a sad face, "This is the Ah Huang I introduced to you. His childhood dream was to be a car designer."

Zhou Yi suddenly remembered that Ah Huang also proposed a car convertible design, that is, to open a window on the roof of the car. In the end, because he followed the big beggar out for a black taxi, he got motion sickness and threw up and lost his love for the car. interest, and now Ah Huang looks at Gao Cheng's Audi salivating... Could it be that he has rekindled his childhood dream?
Just listen to Ah Huang saying to Gao Cheng in a serious manner: "Actually, I can help you cut the car into a streamlined design with a smaller drag coefficient."

Zhou Yi asked in horror: "Brother beggar, is this Ah Huang a fire attribute?"

The beggar nodded, and Zhou Yi shouted heartbreakingly: "Gao Cheng, drive the car away!"

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PS: Sorry for coming home late, the first update is here.

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