My assistant is Nuwa

Chapter 84 You are wearing my underwear!
It was almost dinner time, the big beggar sat in the yard with a group of brothers and muttered: "I won't come, it seems that today is not going to happen."

A group of brothers all looked disappointed, it's no wonder that the effort of working hard for a day was useless, and they didn't feel good, but Zhou Yi became worried. This vigorous effort will decline again and again, and the fire wolf will be exhausted again. After seven or eight days, the momentum of Brother Shenren disappeared.

Zhou Yi stood in the yard and shouted to everyone: "Brothers, let's not pay too much attention to this. If they come, we will fight. If they don't come, we should eat, drink, have fun, and have fun. This day, the brothers will be with you." It's like losing your soul, this is the atmosphere of our Ulabang."

The brothers all shook their heads and sighed after hearing this, and the beggar also said: "Everyone has to think about it, and adjust the state from tomorrow onwards, don't take it too seriously, this day makes me very nervous."

...Zhou Yi also understands this. No matter what, we are all modern people. Although we have supernatural powers, we are not ordinary people physically, but we still regard ourselves as legal citizens psychologically. Uh... maybe these brothers are not legal. , but no matter what, in short, there is a sudden war, and the opponent is so strong, it is understandable to be eager to fight or feel uneasy before the battle.

The brothers all agreed to go back to the house for dinner, but Zhou Yi stopped Lao Niu.

"Brother Niu, let's experiment now. I've already contacted our partners. As long as we figure out the dilution specifications of Lingquan water, they can come to transport the water and put it into production."

The old cow was surprised and said: "Okay, you, it's done so quickly." Speaking of this, he greeted a brother in the room: "Bring out three buckets!"

The old cow filled the two buckets with water. One bucket was spiritual spring water, full of fragrance, and the other bucket was ordinary spring water. Zhou Yi tasted it. Although the water could not be compared with spiritual spring water, it tasted refreshing and sweet. .

Zhou Yi brought the empty bucket over and said, "Brother Niu, let's blend it."

I saw the old cow stretch out two fingers, draw out a small stream of ordinary spring water and slowly send it into the empty bucket, then put his hands back and said: "This is one liter."

Zhou Yi was dumbfounded and said, "So accurate?"

Lao Niu said with the appearance of an expert outside the world: "Nothing is wrong."

Then he drew a small strand from the Lingquan water, put it into an empty bucket, and said calmly, "This is [-] milliliters."

One liter of ordinary spring water and [-] milliliters of spiritual spring water are now diluted, but the problem has arisen. How to test whether the diluted spiritual spring water has the effect of repairing the human body? At least someone has to be injured.

Zhou Yi and Lao Niu dragged their mouths and squatted in the yard thinking hard. This thing can't call out a brother and say: "Brother, help me, just draw a hole on your body." This is too inhumane, and then People also have to ask, why don't you two contribute to doing experiments on yourself?

Lao Niu smiled and said, "Brother Zhou, let's postpone this matter until one day a brother gets injured."

Zhou Yi also stood up and said, "I can only hope so much."

It's so fresh... I've never seen a business that waits for other people's bad luck.

"Crackling!" There was a crisp sound from inside the house. The sound was that someone had broken the bowl, and then Nuwa shouted: "Xiao Wan, don't move. I'll just clean it up. Be careful not to hurt you with the broken pieces."

"Ah!" Liu Baolu yelled to live up to everyone's expectations, and Zhou Yi and Lao Niu both clenched their fists and said with gleaming eyes, "It's a good injury!"

Then Liu Baolu came to the door as it happened, stretched his bleeding fingers and said, "Don't be too happy, old Niu, hurry up and get me some spiritual spring water."

The old cow joked: "Brother Liu, although we have spiritual spring water, we can't spoil ourselves like this all day long. We were bombed and poured sulfuric acid on this day. You have to try a thousand ways to die in another month." once?"

Liu Baolu shook his fingers: "Don't be joking, old Niu, I'm in pain right now."

Zhou Yi took Liu Baolu's hand and said, "Don't worry, just do an experiment for us."

The old cow led the diluted spiritual spring water, Liu Baolu panicked: "This...is this spiritual spring water? Don't make a mistake."

"Don't worry." The old cow slid the water over Liu Baolu's injured finger, Liu Baolu trembled all over, Zhou Yi was startled, and said angrily: "Be honest! It's like getting an electric shock..."

The water-stained wound showed signs of healing not long after, but it was relatively slow. The old cow immediately stopped and said: "This ratio is not suitable, it has to be diluted again."

Liu Baolu said anxiously: "You two are crazy! Do you want me to do a DNA test?"

At this time, Lao Niu diluted the Lingquan water again, ignored Liu Baolu, and said to Zhou Yi: "It was two to one just now, and now it is three to one."

After finishing speaking, he slid the water on Liu Baolu's wound, and the wound gradually showed signs of healing, but it was slower than before. Zhou Yi's face showed joy, which showed that diluting the spiritual spring water can indeed weaken its healing The effect on the human body, Lao Niu said with a smile: "Try four to one again, it should be almost the same."

Seeing the two of them having fun, Liu Baolu felt helpless, and said with a broken face, "You two can do whatever you want, just don't use my hand."

Four to one still has a weak repairing effect. To be on the safe side, Zhou Yi and Lao Niu decided to go further. Finally, the ratio of dilution of the spiritual spring water was set at five to one, which means that one liter of spiritual spring water should be mixed with five liters of ordinary water. This kind of spiritual spring water no longer has the effect of repairing the human body, but it still exudes a light water fragrance, and the taste and taste of drinking are still special. Zhou Yi also settled down in his heart. Contact Gao Cheng immediately.

Early the next morning, Zhou Yi sent Li Zhaoxue to Yanan University, and then called Gao Cheng.

Gao Cheng answered the phone and said, "Brother Zhou, I discussed our project with my dad yesterday. The old man was very happy and said it was a good idea."

As soon as Zhou Yi heard it, he understood that the old man must be happy because he watched Gao Cheng do his job. He said that this project was a good idea, and that was to comfort Gao Cheng. Those who yelled about "nobility in the water" came to fight against it. The mineral water that costs two bottles of mineral water at the roadside stalls is a true portrayal!

Zhou Yi's phone call with Gao Cheng was naturally not to discuss this matter. He rushed to the phone and said, "Gao Cheng, who did you entrust those brothers in charge of yesterday? What is the name of that fat brother?"

"Oh, that Nobita you mentioned."

Zhou Yi joked: "What do you think I'm talking about Shizuka? Give me Nobita's contact information, I'll give him a call, I... my sister still has to go to school here, I'm afraid that kid Cheng Hao will commit another crime." Doing something out of the ordinary in a daze, I thought about letting Nobita's gang of brothers take care of my sister."

Gao Cheng hurriedly agreed, and before hanging up the phone, he shouted: "Brother Zhou, don't worry, Cheng Hao doesn't dare to do anything, his father is a big official!"

With Nobita's contact information, Zhou Yi immediately called Nobita again, and it took a long time for the call to connect. The voice on the phone asked impatiently in a daze, "Who are you?"

Look, how good the opening line is, the domineering between the lines, Zhou Yixin said that if Daxiong's father called him, and came up with the sentence "I am your father", Daxiong would definitely scold him: "I am your ancestor!"

"Brother, do you still remember me, the one on the playground yesterday, I met you Brother Gao Cheng." Zhou Yi said.

"Oh... oh, you are that... Brother Zhou, right!" This Nobita had a pretty good memory.

Zhou Yi said: "That's right, brother, where are you now?" At this time, Zhou Yi heard the voice of Daxiong hurriedly getting out of bed, putting on slippers and getting up from the phone, and a female voice beside him said, "Why are you going?" ..."

After a while, the phone said: "Uh... Brother Zhou, you... where are you?"

Zhou Yixin said that this guy was quite sensible, and Ruan Ruanxiang gave up.

"I'm in your school, if you can come over..."

"I can go there, I can go there, brother Zhou, wait for me, 10 minutes at most."

Before Zhou Yi could reply, he heard the sound of Nobita opening the door, and then the faint female voice shouted again: "Hun Dan, you are wearing my underwear!"

(End of this chapter)