My assistant is Nuwa

Chapter 93

The two arrived in the community in a hurry. At this time, Nuwa still didn't understand what Zhou Yi was doing in such a hurry to come to the community. After finding the aunt in the community, Nuwa finally understood, and suddenly understood Zhou Yi's sentence "Look for your mother-in-law!" "Go", staring at Zhou Yi with big eyes rolled up like milk balls.

Zhou Yi smiled at Nuwa, and then said to the aunt: "Auntie, I have something to ask you today!"

The aunt was holding a basin of freshly washed clothes, and said with a smile, "Xiao Zhou, what are you doing in such a hurry?" She looked at the donkey skin in Zhou Yi's hand and said, "Hey! The carpet you just bought?"

Zhou Yi mentioned the donkey skin and said: "This? It's a carpet, isn't this a donkey skin!"

The aunt was even more confused: "What are you doing with the donkey skin? Xiaowa has bad blood? Then there's no need to boil the donkey glue yourself!"

Zhou Yi and Nvwa were speechless for a while, Nvwa hesitated and said: "Auntie, listen to me, we are looking for you in a hurry, take a look, can this donkey skin be used as a dress?"

The aunt was delighted when she heard it: "Using donkey skin to make clothes? You two are so funny, even if you make it, you can't wear it. Are you two working as prop masters in some film crew?"

Zhou Yixin said that there was no reason for not coming, and he had to go down a step. He slapped his thigh and said, "Aunt, you are too discerning, right? You really can tell."

Nuwa shook her head helplessly, and the aunt was also excited when she heard it, she raised her head and asked, "Xiao Zhou, you have to tell me what crew it is?"

Zhou Yi scratched his head and said, "Uh... a remake of Journey to the West."

"Journey to the West again? I've been filming Journey to the West for the past few years... Who uses donkey skins for clothes?" Auntie is from the inquiring program group.

Zhou Yi could only deal with it: "Fairy, fairy."

"Xiao Zhou, if you don't tell the truth, where is there a donkey goblin in Journey to the West?" the aunt looked at Zhou Yi sideways.

Zhou Yi curled his lips: "There are no donkey demons, but there are black blind men. This is for the black bear spirit. Bears are now protected by the state, so we can only use donkey skins."

The aunt patted the basin and said, "The black bear spirit! The black bear spirit that lives in Batu Cave?"

Zhou Yi hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, yes."

The aunt said happily: "How long is the fur of the bear."

Zhou Yi joked, "Hey, Black Bear has alopecia and loses hair all the time!"

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The two of them followed the aunt to the room, Zhou Yi and Nvwa explained the matter clearly, the aunt hesitated and said, "Oh, I haven't made clothes by hand for a long time, I'm afraid it won't look good when I make them. "

Zhou Yi waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, Aunt, as long as you can wear it, how can a soy sauce monster look good!"

The aunt said sternly: "That won't work, it won't be good if you wear it, and the domestic TV series are bad."

Zhou Yi tightly covered his aunt's mouth and said, "Oh, auntie, please keep your voice down!"

"Just wrap me up like this, with arms and legs, and put on a hat to cover my face directly. Then I'll pick my eyes, as long as I can see the road. Anyway, I was almost beaten to death by the monkey grandson." My lord, don’t be uncomfortable, and you have to put a pair of socks on your feet, or you’ll be showing your feet, by the way, aunt, your thread..."

Zhou Yi ordered and thought of a serious problem. The thread used to sew donkey skins is commonly used by ordinary people. When the time comes, the fire wolf will spew out fire and burn the thread. Zhou Yi will be a stripper on the spot. If so, he took out salt and pepper and sprinkled some cumin on his body so that the fire wolf could roast it directly. Zhou Yi hurriedly told Nuwa about this key issue.

Nu Wa said: "This is indeed a trouble..."

The aunt also listened to the general idea, and said: "You two don't worry, my thread is hemp thread, it is strong!"

Zhou Yixin said not to mention twine, even using iron wire is useless, Zhou Yi said in a hurry: "Xiaowa, I have only used this little gourd for wishing once, and it should still work, why don't we let the little gourd make something for us."

Nuwa suddenly beamed and said, "Yes! In ancient times, there was a kind of thread called golden silk. This kind of thread is not afraid of being burned by fire. You can make some of it out of small gourds."

Zhou Yi hurriedly dragged Nuwa out of the room, and the aunt shouted, "Why are you two going?"

Zhou Yi greeted: "Aunt, you cut first, and Xiaowa and I will go sell the thread."

Back at his home, Zhou Yi took out the little gourd, Nuwa looked at it full of expectation, Zhou Yi gave Nuwa a fierce look, and then said to the little gourd, "Zhou Yi is a weak soul."

The little gourd was successfully activated, the girl covered her mouth and kept laughing, Zhou Yibai glanced at her and said to the little gourd, "One piece of golden silk!"

When Nuwa heard this, she blamed her and said, "What's a portion? You think it's a la carte. If I bring you a plate of stir-fried broad beans with sauerkraut, I'll see where you cry."

Of course Nuwa was also joking, the little wishing gourd did not have any accidents, and successfully handed over a ball of golden silk to Zhou Yi. Zhou Yi held it in his hand and felt nothing, but it was dazzling when he looked at it with big eyes. This golden silk The golden light is scattered inside and out, which is better than the taste of holding a gold ingot. Not to mention anything else, if you want to buy gold silk in the antique market, it is definitely better than a pot, a bowl, a spoon, etc. The ones are much more precious.

Although Jingui is good-looking, after all, it has to be used for the aunt to sew donkey skins. It is always so shiny that the aunt will mistake it for gold thread, and then she will probably scold: "No wonder domestic TV dramas are so ugly after investing a lot of money. It's on to the props!"

But looking back again, the golden light of the golden silk slowly diminished, and it didn't take long for it to completely dim, but the color was golden, and it was dull. Nuwa explained: "The golden light of the golden silk is like Like alcohol, it will evaporate, and after being burned by the fire, the golden silk will still emit golden light."

Time is also urgent, this day's time may only be able to finish the donkey skin, and Zhou Yi and Nuwa's plan is to abolish the divine power of the fire wolf today.

When I arrived at the aunt's house, the aunt had already cut the donkey skin into many parts, such as sleeves, trouser legs, etc., which will be directly connected at that time. Zhou Yi handed a ball of golden silk to the aunt, and the aunt took it over and said in surprise: "Golden silk Wire!?"

Zhou Yi smiled and said, "Gold-plated, gold-plated."

The aunt threw the golden silk aside and began to concentrate on cutting. Zhou Yi and Nuwa were bored watching TV in the room. The older they are, the more careful and patient they are, and the more time they spend, a full three to four hours In the past, both Zhou Yi and Nu Wa had watched three episodes of Journey to the West before Da Ma started to connect.

The aunt held a sleeve and said: "Xiao Zhou, come and try it on, see if it is comfortable to wear."

Zhou Yi hurriedly stepped forward to put the donkey skin sleeves on his arms, and suddenly felt very procrastinated and uncomfortable, as if his arms were covered with mud. He was about to take them off, only to see the aunt slipped the trousers and hats over again, and let Zhou Yi one by one Yi tried it on, and Zhou Yi put all these on. Nuwa laughed out loud, and the aunt said: "Xiaowa, don't laugh, Xiao Zhou really looks like a bear."

Nuwa pointed to Zhou Yi's head and said, "Auntie, why are there two extra balls of hair on your hat?"

The aunt said: "Look at what you said, how can this bear have no ears, not to mention that this bear has become a spirit, I don't have two earrings on it, it's not bad."

Zhou Yi: "..."

"Hurry up and sew these up with thread, there is still a scene to be filmed tonight, otherwise the director will get angry." Zhou Yi said while pretending to be anxious while taking off the donkey's skin.

The aunt hurriedly threaded the needle and complained, "Who is your director? Why are you so impatient."

Zhou Yi said casually, "Feng Yimou."

The aunt suddenly realized: "Oh him, I have seen his film "The City is Full of Assembly Numbers"."

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(End of this chapter)