A journey through life from scratch

Chapter 540: Brain Teasers

He can definitely find a job like a security guard, no, no, no, with the brain he has developed now, it is completely possible to carry out a little bit of mental activity, such as a programmer, or some kind of brickman. , this sounds completely lofty.

So, should I be a coder or be a learned and gentle beast... Ah bah, a gentle bricklayer.

"Suikong, if you say that I am a bricklayer, what kind of bricklayer can I be?"

"Bitch."

The broken air interface replied: "Look, you are very good at being a bitch."

The solemn face twitched: "How can I see that."

"For example, you always praise yourself for being handsome."

"Isn't that true?"

"...Okay, I won't beep with you too much."

Sui Kong was defeated by Zhuang Yan, suddenly her voice froze and she said, "Be careful, someone is coming."

Zhuang Yan frowned, Sui Kong's words were very serious, then...

Before Zhuang Yan could think about it, a strong wind blowing towards his face made him narrow his eyes slightly, and then a huge figure descended in front of him.

This is the cyan dragon that he met at noon during the day, with a solemn expression, his footsteps slipped slightly, his knees bowed slightly, and his body surface had a faint golden luster. This state is enough for him to get the first time in any situation. reaction.

The giant dragon with blue scales all over its body landed on its hind legs, its slender neck raised high, and its two vertical pupils, which were bigger than copper bells, looked solemnly indifferently.

Seeing the cyan dragon not saying a word, just staring at him coldly, Zhuang Yan felt a little uncertain.

"Shukong, can I defeat this dragon?"

"Obviously, it's not possible, but you can still do it if you struggle for a few minutes with this giant dragon."

"..." Zhuang Yan was helpless: "Then you are so helpless? This is a strong dragon that has surpassed my two great realms."

Hearing Zhuang Yan's helplessness, Sui Kong snorted softly, it was a rare time for Zhuang Yan to make such a humble request, which made her feel quite happy.

"Don't worry, if this dragon dares to attack you, go ahead and fight."

The solemn look lifted: "So you have a solution?"

"No, this way you will die with more dignity."

"..." Zhuang Yan sighed secretly: "Let's stop making trouble, can you, this dragon puts a lot of pressure on me, I'm really anxious!"

Suikong laughed, coughed twice and said: "Okay, but when I'm done, I'll consume the original power you earned to revive me a little bit of power, even if I can't kill this four-legged snake, there should be no need for self-protection." questionable."

The solemn expression was slightly relaxed, and then he asked quickly: "How much original power do you need to consume?"

"Well... one-tenth."

"What, so many?" Zhuang Yan lost his voice: "This is nearly [-] points I have accumulated in several worlds?!"

Hearing Zhuang Yan's miser-like speech, Sui Kong said angrily: "Do you think it's a lot, I've already reduced it to less...or I won't make a move, and you can see if you can deal with it yourself."

Majestic and embarrassed, he said sincerely: "I'm sorry, I was wrong just now, please don't care about it!"

Broken Kong: "..."

Just when Zhuang Yan's mental activity was intense, the cyan dragon who was confronting Zhuang Yan Mo seemed to be unable to bear such anger. This clear female voice came out from the mouth of the huge and ferocious blood basin dragon.

"Human, did you see me at noon today?"

Zhuang Yan looked confused: "Hey, have we met? We don't know each other at all, um... The weather today is fine, the sky is clear and cloudless, but it's getting late now, so I'd better go back to rest early, then goodbye! "

As he spoke, a smile hung on his solemn face, and when he was about to turn around and leave, the crisp female voice suddenly became cold.

"Are you treating me as a fool, tiny ants, the IQ of our dragon clan is much higher than that of your humans, if you fool me like this, you will die ugly!"

Zhuang Yan narrowed his eyes slightly: "You mean, your IQ is much higher than ours?"

"Of course, there is no doubt about this!" The cyan dragon said proudly.

Zhuang Yan nodded slightly: "Then I have a question here, I wonder if you can answer it?"

The cyan dragon let out a contemptuous laugh and said, "Poor worms with low IQ like humans, there is no problem that can be blamed on me!"

Zhuang Yan raised a finger: "Okay, please listen to the question. On the street, two people are having a lively conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. May I ask why?"

The cyan dragon said without hesitation: "The two of them blessed themselves with the barrier technique, so others couldn't hear them talking. Hehe, tiny human beings, this problem is simply too mentally handicapped!"

Majestic did not change his face: "Since we are small human beings, we have to follow our human society. We humans don't have so many superpowers."

After hearing the words, Weizheng thought for a while, and then said, "Because they are in the state of souls, others cannot hear them."

"wrong."

"They speak a foreign language."

"Please pay attention to reviewing the question. Others can't hear it. If you speak a foreign language, how can you not hear the sound?"

The cyan dragon thought for a while, and couldn't help asking: "What's the reason for that?"

The corner of Zhuang Yan's mouth twitched slightly: "Because they are deaf-mute, they are talking in sign language, so others can't hear them."

The cyan dragon was taken aback for a moment, and then flew into a rage: "You bastard, you actually used my illusion to ask questions!"

Shrugging solemnly, he said, "Didn't you say that all human problems can't trouble you?"

The cyan dragon choked, and then explained: "That doesn't count, I was just preconceived just now, and then I will use human concepts to make you feel deeply inferior!"

Solemnly said meaninglessly: "Okay, then please listen to the questions!"

The cyan dragon slightly grasped the ground with its hind feet, straightened its body slightly, and said in a deep voice, "Come on!"

"Excuse me, what is the best way to avoid motion sickness?"

The cyan dragon said without hesitation: "Of course it is to buy motion sickness medicine!"

"Wrong, the best way is to walk!"

Hearing the words, the cyan dragon opened its cyan scales slightly, and said in a dissatisfied voice, "Come again!"

"Excuse me, who is the darkest anime character in the world?"

As a result of these few days of investigation, Zhuang Yan discovered that this world has many similarities with the earth, including animation.

The cyan dragon heard the words and made a slight sign. As it has lived in human beings for a long time, it will also watch anime and the like.

The cyan dragon smiled and said decisively: "Of course it's the little black man in Conan!"

"Wrong! It's Doraemon!"

The cyan dragon lost his voice: "Why?"

"Because he can't see his fingers!"

(End of this chapter)