My wife was reborn before me
Chapter 86 The fastest dumped boyfriend in history
Chapter 86 The fastest dumped boyfriend in history
"Then tell me, why are you here?" Xu Yan couldn't help but feel funny, Cao Aiai's mobile phone was still in her hand, didn't she come here to take a sneak shot, did she come here to snag WiFi?
Cao Aiai also found that her mobile phone was exposed, and hurriedly hid the mobile phone behind her back.
"I'm here to see the scenery, look at the scenery." Cao Aiai stretched out a finger and pointed to the big banyan tree next to the music classroom, but the smile on his face was very silly and cute.
And it turns out that she is really stupid.
While Xu Yan and Cao Aiai were talking, Yang Yang quietly opened the door of the classroom and walked around behind Cao Aiai.
With a move of Flying Dragon Tanyun, Yang Yang learned without a teacher, and got Cao Aiai's cell phone.
A colony of penguins is shown on the screen of the mobile phone covered with cartoon stickers.
"Today, Sister Yanyan only cares about dating her husband and doesn't play with us. I'm so angry. I'm going to secretly take pictures of them."
"support!"
"+1"
……
"Little (cute) love, did you shoot the video well? Don't worry, we mean what we say, and we will recharge you with penguin coins."
"I'm so anxious to wait for the update, and my husband basically doesn't check Weibo. We all count on you, Xiao Ai."
"Xiao Ai, you are the hope of the whole village."
Yang Yang kept scrolling up and realized a very serious problem. His wife actually has a fan group. Although the number is not large, less than 100, they are quite active under the leadership of Cao Aiai. Iron powder that has been cooked.
"What did Ai Ai take? Yang Yang, bring it here and show me." Xu Yan couldn't help being curious when she saw that Yang Yang got Cao Ai Ai's cell phone, and kept pressing the phone keys, flipping through something.
"Ah! When?"
After being reminded by Xu Yan, Cao Aiai realized something was wrong, her hand was so empty, she took it in front of her, and found that the phone had disappeared long ago.
As soon as she turned her head, she saw Yang Yang holding her mobile phone, and immediately stood on tiptoe to snatch it.
"give me back!"
Yang Yang is half a head taller than Xu Yan, and a head taller than Cao Aiai. As long as she raises her hand a little, Cao Aiai, a petite girl, has nothing to do.
However, when Cao Aiai reached out her hand, she didn't expect that she easily snatched the phone.
"Hey?"
After snatching the mobile phone, Cao Aiai was a little unbelievable, so he snatched it?
After Yang Yang deliberately asked Cao Aiai to snatch the phone back, he said to Xu Yan: "Yanyan, there are only some videos and photos of our singing practice just now on her phone."
Just now Yang Yang has seen the members of the Cao Ai Ai penguin group, and there is no Xu Yan in it.
Explain that this is an underground fan group, it is better not to let the wife know, it may be useful to keep it in the future.
"That's right, I'm really just passing by, and I want to use my mobile phone to see what you guys are doing in the music classroom." Cao Ai nodded frantically, but the hand hidden behind his back was already fumbling for the exit button on the phone keyboard, so he quickly exited Penguin before talking.
Xu Yan didn't form a penguin group because she was afraid that her thoughts would be disturbed while chatting with readers.
However, Cao Aiai has been secretly recruiting people from Weibo and comment areas to form a penguin group.
So this group of penguins has been shady, and Cao Aiai was also afraid that Xu Yan would be angry, so she didn't dare to tell her.
It wasn't a big deal at first, but the two of them sang together, causing Xu Yan to turn from curiosity to suspicion, staring at the two of them closely.
Out of a wife's intuition, Xu Yan thought that these two guys must have something to hide from her.
Xu Yan put on a straight face, stretched out both hands at the same time, and said, "Give me both of your mobile phones, and I'll count to three...one, three!"
Yang Yang had a clear conscience in his actions, grabbed his wife's hand, and took a picture of the phone in her hand.
Cao Aiai is not good at all, she has ghosts in her heart, so she chooses to put oil on the soles of her feet and run away in a hurry.
While the petite figure was going away, there was a voice that wanted to cover up:
"Sister Yanyan, you have to trust me, everything I do is for your own good."
This reaction amused Yang Yang.
The wife's dormitory really raised a ghost.
Xu Yan couldn't catch Cao Aiai, so she began to check Yang Yang's cell phone.
Yang Yang was completely in the mood of watching the excitement, and nudged her with his elbow, "Wife, isn't the atmosphere in your dormitory usually orange?"
"Why do you want to eat oranges?" Xu Yan glanced at Yang Yang casually.
"I..." Yang Yang still wanted to tease his wife, but when he saw the dangerous signal flashing in his wife's eyes, he immediately changed the topic: "I prefer to eat oranges."
"Heh, the desire to survive is quite strong, you pass the test." Xu Yan found that there was nothing on Yang Yang's phone that was hidden from her, and she regained her good mood.
Xu Yan returned the mobile phone to Yang Yang, and when Yang Yang put away the mobile phone, she took out her own mobile phone and put it in Yang Yang's hand.
"My husband, I trust you. In exchange, I'll let you see my phone." Xu Yan put her hands behind her and said with a smile.
Xu Yan didn't care what Cao Aiai was doing secretly, as long as her husband didn't change, her mood would always be sunny.
Seeing Xu Yan's obedient appearance, Yang Yang began to complain while checking his wife's mobile phone: "I thought there was some kind of reward, but it turned out like this?"
As soon as the words fell, Xu Yan tapped Yang Yang's side face with her cold lips.
"Are you satisfied?" Xu Yan was a little embarrassed, she pretended to be nonchalant and looked in another direction.
"I'm not satisfied, there is no photo of your private house in the phone." Yang Yang said regretfully while looking at the phone album.
"Bah, how could I take that kind of photo? If you want to see it or not, return the phone to me." Xu Yan snatched her phone.
Sometimes she really doubts what is in a man's mind, and she still hasn't gotten tired of watching it for more than seven years.
……
Cao Aiai, who thought she had escaped Xu Yan's claws by chance, ran to a flower bed, picked up her mobile phone and asked the group of friends for help.
"What to do, I was caught by Yanyan, and she almost took my phone away."
"Poor little love, why don't you find a way to snatch Xiaobai Dada from the master."
"In this case, the male lead will be replaced by the female lead. I'm afraid you have a hole in your head."
"No, I'm talking about an incident in our school. A girl really poached a corner from another boy."
"Yes, I have heard similar rumors."
"Children, listen to what the old aunt said. What you are talking about is emotional dependence, and it is a disease that can be cured."
"Yes, yes, if Xiao Ai poachs the corner of the husband, how pitiful the husband will be."
"Poor +1"
"But... no, wouldn't we be able to take advantage of it at that time! Looking forward to it."
"Looking forward, little love, come on!"
Cao Aiai: ...
The wind direction in the group gradually became strange, so Cao Aiai could only give up asking these netizens for help, and sat alone by the flower bed worrying.
How should I explain to Xu Yan that she doesn't want to expose the penguin colony that she built with great difficulty.
At this time, Jiang Yu, who was still recovering from her injuries, was holding the basketball that Cao Aiai gave him, which gave her a flash of inspiration.
This morning, Cao Aiai, as a thank you representative, gave the basketball to Jiang Yu, said a polite thank you, and ran away like a rabbit.
Jiang Yu didn't know whether he should chase Cao Aiai, so he could only hold the basketball and foolishly go to the basketball court to shoot.
But soon Jiang Yu discovered a problem, the basketball Cao Aiai gave him was dirty.
Because it was the first thing Cao Aiai gave him, Jiang Yu thought he cherished it, and was about to go back to the dormitory with the basketball in his arms, wipe it clean, and put it away.
But as soon as he stepped off the bridge, Cao Aiai suddenly ran over from the flower bed next to him.
"Stop, don't move!" Cao Aiai shouted to Jiang Yu immediately after rushing out.
"?" Jiang Yu stood there in a daze, not knowing what to do.
Cao Aiai slowly approached him, wrinkled her nose, and sniffed to make sure that there was no smelly sweat or other peculiar smell on Jiang Yu's body. She broke off his hands, drilled her head in, and gave them two People take a picture in the same frame.
After filming, she came out again with a whoosh.
"Okay, thank you for your cooperation, you can go." Cao Aiai looked at the photos on her phone, feeling quite satisfied, and finally had a reason for Xu Yan not to look at her phone.
"Can I ask, why did you do this?" Jiang Yu asked nervously after realizing what had happened.
This was the first time he had zero-distance contact with a girl, and it was Cao Aiai's most delicate neck with his arm, which left him an unforgettable experience.
"Don't think too much, I have a reason to do this, and it has nothing to do with you." Cao Aiai was worried that Jiang Yu would be serious, so she thought about it and added a sentence: "Do me another favor, and treat it as if I owe you a favor." Favor,"
"What?" Jiang Yu walked to Cao Aiai curiously.
"Squat down a little... that's right." Cao Aiai instructed Jiang Yu to bend over and turn sideways. She raised her head and said in Jiang Yu's ear:
"If someone asks about your relationship with me, just say you dated me and then I dumped you."
"Ah?" Jiang Yu was completely confused, not understanding Cao Aiai's intentions.
"In short, it's a complete breakup. It's absolutely impossible to chase me again. You just do it and treat it as if I owe you a favor." Cao Aiai repeatedly emphasized that the current relationship between the two of them is to prevent future troubles.
Jiang Yu nodded with a stiff expression on his face.
He is probably the fastest boyfriend ever to be dumped, he was dumped without dating.
Touching the basketball in his hand again, Jiang Yu lost the joy he had in the morning.
He has a feeling that he has never been in a relationship before, and he has received a breakup gift.
(End of this chapter)
"Then tell me, why are you here?" Xu Yan couldn't help but feel funny, Cao Aiai's mobile phone was still in her hand, didn't she come here to take a sneak shot, did she come here to snag WiFi?
Cao Aiai also found that her mobile phone was exposed, and hurriedly hid the mobile phone behind her back.
"I'm here to see the scenery, look at the scenery." Cao Aiai stretched out a finger and pointed to the big banyan tree next to the music classroom, but the smile on his face was very silly and cute.
And it turns out that she is really stupid.
While Xu Yan and Cao Aiai were talking, Yang Yang quietly opened the door of the classroom and walked around behind Cao Aiai.
With a move of Flying Dragon Tanyun, Yang Yang learned without a teacher, and got Cao Aiai's cell phone.
A colony of penguins is shown on the screen of the mobile phone covered with cartoon stickers.
"Today, Sister Yanyan only cares about dating her husband and doesn't play with us. I'm so angry. I'm going to secretly take pictures of them."
"support!"
"+1"
……
"Little (cute) love, did you shoot the video well? Don't worry, we mean what we say, and we will recharge you with penguin coins."
"I'm so anxious to wait for the update, and my husband basically doesn't check Weibo. We all count on you, Xiao Ai."
"Xiao Ai, you are the hope of the whole village."
Yang Yang kept scrolling up and realized a very serious problem. His wife actually has a fan group. Although the number is not large, less than 100, they are quite active under the leadership of Cao Aiai. Iron powder that has been cooked.
"What did Ai Ai take? Yang Yang, bring it here and show me." Xu Yan couldn't help being curious when she saw that Yang Yang got Cao Ai Ai's cell phone, and kept pressing the phone keys, flipping through something.
"Ah! When?"
After being reminded by Xu Yan, Cao Aiai realized something was wrong, her hand was so empty, she took it in front of her, and found that the phone had disappeared long ago.
As soon as she turned her head, she saw Yang Yang holding her mobile phone, and immediately stood on tiptoe to snatch it.
"give me back!"
Yang Yang is half a head taller than Xu Yan, and a head taller than Cao Aiai. As long as she raises her hand a little, Cao Aiai, a petite girl, has nothing to do.
However, when Cao Aiai reached out her hand, she didn't expect that she easily snatched the phone.
"Hey?"
After snatching the mobile phone, Cao Aiai was a little unbelievable, so he snatched it?
After Yang Yang deliberately asked Cao Aiai to snatch the phone back, he said to Xu Yan: "Yanyan, there are only some videos and photos of our singing practice just now on her phone."
Just now Yang Yang has seen the members of the Cao Ai Ai penguin group, and there is no Xu Yan in it.
Explain that this is an underground fan group, it is better not to let the wife know, it may be useful to keep it in the future.
"That's right, I'm really just passing by, and I want to use my mobile phone to see what you guys are doing in the music classroom." Cao Ai nodded frantically, but the hand hidden behind his back was already fumbling for the exit button on the phone keyboard, so he quickly exited Penguin before talking.
Xu Yan didn't form a penguin group because she was afraid that her thoughts would be disturbed while chatting with readers.
However, Cao Aiai has been secretly recruiting people from Weibo and comment areas to form a penguin group.
So this group of penguins has been shady, and Cao Aiai was also afraid that Xu Yan would be angry, so she didn't dare to tell her.
It wasn't a big deal at first, but the two of them sang together, causing Xu Yan to turn from curiosity to suspicion, staring at the two of them closely.
Out of a wife's intuition, Xu Yan thought that these two guys must have something to hide from her.
Xu Yan put on a straight face, stretched out both hands at the same time, and said, "Give me both of your mobile phones, and I'll count to three...one, three!"
Yang Yang had a clear conscience in his actions, grabbed his wife's hand, and took a picture of the phone in her hand.
Cao Aiai is not good at all, she has ghosts in her heart, so she chooses to put oil on the soles of her feet and run away in a hurry.
While the petite figure was going away, there was a voice that wanted to cover up:
"Sister Yanyan, you have to trust me, everything I do is for your own good."
This reaction amused Yang Yang.
The wife's dormitory really raised a ghost.
Xu Yan couldn't catch Cao Aiai, so she began to check Yang Yang's cell phone.
Yang Yang was completely in the mood of watching the excitement, and nudged her with his elbow, "Wife, isn't the atmosphere in your dormitory usually orange?"
"Why do you want to eat oranges?" Xu Yan glanced at Yang Yang casually.
"I..." Yang Yang still wanted to tease his wife, but when he saw the dangerous signal flashing in his wife's eyes, he immediately changed the topic: "I prefer to eat oranges."
"Heh, the desire to survive is quite strong, you pass the test." Xu Yan found that there was nothing on Yang Yang's phone that was hidden from her, and she regained her good mood.
Xu Yan returned the mobile phone to Yang Yang, and when Yang Yang put away the mobile phone, she took out her own mobile phone and put it in Yang Yang's hand.
"My husband, I trust you. In exchange, I'll let you see my phone." Xu Yan put her hands behind her and said with a smile.
Xu Yan didn't care what Cao Aiai was doing secretly, as long as her husband didn't change, her mood would always be sunny.
Seeing Xu Yan's obedient appearance, Yang Yang began to complain while checking his wife's mobile phone: "I thought there was some kind of reward, but it turned out like this?"
As soon as the words fell, Xu Yan tapped Yang Yang's side face with her cold lips.
"Are you satisfied?" Xu Yan was a little embarrassed, she pretended to be nonchalant and looked in another direction.
"I'm not satisfied, there is no photo of your private house in the phone." Yang Yang said regretfully while looking at the phone album.
"Bah, how could I take that kind of photo? If you want to see it or not, return the phone to me." Xu Yan snatched her phone.
Sometimes she really doubts what is in a man's mind, and she still hasn't gotten tired of watching it for more than seven years.
……
Cao Aiai, who thought she had escaped Xu Yan's claws by chance, ran to a flower bed, picked up her mobile phone and asked the group of friends for help.
"What to do, I was caught by Yanyan, and she almost took my phone away."
"Poor little love, why don't you find a way to snatch Xiaobai Dada from the master."
"In this case, the male lead will be replaced by the female lead. I'm afraid you have a hole in your head."
"No, I'm talking about an incident in our school. A girl really poached a corner from another boy."
"Yes, I have heard similar rumors."
"Children, listen to what the old aunt said. What you are talking about is emotional dependence, and it is a disease that can be cured."
"Yes, yes, if Xiao Ai poachs the corner of the husband, how pitiful the husband will be."
"Poor +1"
"But... no, wouldn't we be able to take advantage of it at that time! Looking forward to it."
"Looking forward, little love, come on!"
Cao Aiai: ...
The wind direction in the group gradually became strange, so Cao Aiai could only give up asking these netizens for help, and sat alone by the flower bed worrying.
How should I explain to Xu Yan that she doesn't want to expose the penguin colony that she built with great difficulty.
At this time, Jiang Yu, who was still recovering from her injuries, was holding the basketball that Cao Aiai gave him, which gave her a flash of inspiration.
This morning, Cao Aiai, as a thank you representative, gave the basketball to Jiang Yu, said a polite thank you, and ran away like a rabbit.
Jiang Yu didn't know whether he should chase Cao Aiai, so he could only hold the basketball and foolishly go to the basketball court to shoot.
But soon Jiang Yu discovered a problem, the basketball Cao Aiai gave him was dirty.
Because it was the first thing Cao Aiai gave him, Jiang Yu thought he cherished it, and was about to go back to the dormitory with the basketball in his arms, wipe it clean, and put it away.
But as soon as he stepped off the bridge, Cao Aiai suddenly ran over from the flower bed next to him.
"Stop, don't move!" Cao Aiai shouted to Jiang Yu immediately after rushing out.
"?" Jiang Yu stood there in a daze, not knowing what to do.
Cao Aiai slowly approached him, wrinkled her nose, and sniffed to make sure that there was no smelly sweat or other peculiar smell on Jiang Yu's body. She broke off his hands, drilled her head in, and gave them two People take a picture in the same frame.
After filming, she came out again with a whoosh.
"Okay, thank you for your cooperation, you can go." Cao Aiai looked at the photos on her phone, feeling quite satisfied, and finally had a reason for Xu Yan not to look at her phone.
"Can I ask, why did you do this?" Jiang Yu asked nervously after realizing what had happened.
This was the first time he had zero-distance contact with a girl, and it was Cao Aiai's most delicate neck with his arm, which left him an unforgettable experience.
"Don't think too much, I have a reason to do this, and it has nothing to do with you." Cao Aiai was worried that Jiang Yu would be serious, so she thought about it and added a sentence: "Do me another favor, and treat it as if I owe you a favor." Favor,"
"What?" Jiang Yu walked to Cao Aiai curiously.
"Squat down a little... that's right." Cao Aiai instructed Jiang Yu to bend over and turn sideways. She raised her head and said in Jiang Yu's ear:
"If someone asks about your relationship with me, just say you dated me and then I dumped you."
"Ah?" Jiang Yu was completely confused, not understanding Cao Aiai's intentions.
"In short, it's a complete breakup. It's absolutely impossible to chase me again. You just do it and treat it as if I owe you a favor." Cao Aiai repeatedly emphasized that the current relationship between the two of them is to prevent future troubles.
Jiang Yu nodded with a stiff expression on his face.
He is probably the fastest boyfriend ever to be dumped, he was dumped without dating.
Touching the basketball in his hand again, Jiang Yu lost the joy he had in the morning.
He has a feeling that he has never been in a relationship before, and he has received a breakup gift.
(End of this chapter)
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