Exploding cute little crazy concubine: special pit black prince
Chapter 133 Don't Talk to Strangers
Chapter 133 Don't Talk to Strangers
Sanbao shook his head puzzled, how could it be more dangerous when their No. [-] Uncle Wuyou came.
Dabao frowned, looked at Sanbao who was a little slow to react, and sighed helplessly and said: "Anyway, you can't send a secret signal, we have to leave here by ourselves."
Sanbao broke away the hand that blocked his mouth, and asked childishly, "Then do you know how to get out?"
Er Bao raised his finger, ticked it, and said proudly, "Of course, who is brother?"
His iron finger magical skills are not built. Ever since he became sensible, his mother has often asked him to fry sand with his hands. Therefore, the second treasure, who already possesses such a talent, has even deeper skills.
Dabao also raised his hand, hooked and said: "You two come here."
Er Bao and San Bao approached, and after listening to Da Bao's arrangement, Er Bao squinted his eyes, smiled obscenely and said, "That's great, I haven't eaten meat for a long time."
"Sambo, do you understand?" Dabao asked worriedly.
Sanbao nodded and said, "Understood."
"Okay, get ready and leave here immediately." Dabao nodded heavily.
The three milk buns ran towards the door, and Er Bao raised an index finger and poked the door lock heavily. The big lock outside sensed a strong impact, and it shattered with a "bang". .
The two guards guarding the gate looked back immediately, and saw that the collarbone of the big lock was broken into several sections, and the lock body was split into two halves. They raised their heads and rubbed their eyes one after another.
Looking down again, at this time, the three milk buns have opened the door from the inside, lined up, and looked at the two guard brothers.
Dabao opened his mouth and chuckled lowly, Erbao raised his hand and waved at the two guards, Sanbao pretended to be shy and cast a "fascinating" look at the two guards.
One of the two guards muttered, "How did you get out?"
The other snorted: "His grandma, hell, the lock of Haoshengsheng is broken like this. How did these three broken children get out?"
"Hurry up and get in..."
"Uncle!" Sanbao called them both with his fingers in his mouth, followed by Erbao and asked, "Uncle, do you know why eunuchs can still have children?"
When Er Bao asked this, the two guards suddenly found it very interesting, so they raised their heads and laughed, thinking about what kind of tricks they could play when they were only four years old. It just so happened that standing guard at the gate was too boring , playing with these three children is also a good way to pass the time.
The two guards played happily.
The guard on the left said, "Of course it's because he's not a real eunuch anymore."
Dabao pretended to be puzzled and asked: "Why not a real eunuch?"
The guard on the right said, "Because he still has birds."
"Then do you know why you all died?" Sanbao continued to cast a "fascinating" gaze and asked back.
The two guards looked up and laughed again.
Er Bao's eyes sank, he quickly raised his hands, and stabbed the two guards' stomachs hard.
"Ah..." The exclamation was just exhaled, and Dabao stuffed the two prepared urine bags into the mouths of the two guards, clapped his hands again, and said calmly: "Because You have no birds."
"Plop" the two guards fell down together, Erbao jumped onto their corpses, jumped up and said, "Really, didn't your mother tell you not to talk to strangers?"
(End of this chapter)
Sanbao shook his head puzzled, how could it be more dangerous when their No. [-] Uncle Wuyou came.
Dabao frowned, looked at Sanbao who was a little slow to react, and sighed helplessly and said: "Anyway, you can't send a secret signal, we have to leave here by ourselves."
Sanbao broke away the hand that blocked his mouth, and asked childishly, "Then do you know how to get out?"
Er Bao raised his finger, ticked it, and said proudly, "Of course, who is brother?"
His iron finger magical skills are not built. Ever since he became sensible, his mother has often asked him to fry sand with his hands. Therefore, the second treasure, who already possesses such a talent, has even deeper skills.
Dabao also raised his hand, hooked and said: "You two come here."
Er Bao and San Bao approached, and after listening to Da Bao's arrangement, Er Bao squinted his eyes, smiled obscenely and said, "That's great, I haven't eaten meat for a long time."
"Sambo, do you understand?" Dabao asked worriedly.
Sanbao nodded and said, "Understood."
"Okay, get ready and leave here immediately." Dabao nodded heavily.
The three milk buns ran towards the door, and Er Bao raised an index finger and poked the door lock heavily. The big lock outside sensed a strong impact, and it shattered with a "bang". .
The two guards guarding the gate looked back immediately, and saw that the collarbone of the big lock was broken into several sections, and the lock body was split into two halves. They raised their heads and rubbed their eyes one after another.
Looking down again, at this time, the three milk buns have opened the door from the inside, lined up, and looked at the two guard brothers.
Dabao opened his mouth and chuckled lowly, Erbao raised his hand and waved at the two guards, Sanbao pretended to be shy and cast a "fascinating" look at the two guards.
One of the two guards muttered, "How did you get out?"
The other snorted: "His grandma, hell, the lock of Haoshengsheng is broken like this. How did these three broken children get out?"
"Hurry up and get in..."
"Uncle!" Sanbao called them both with his fingers in his mouth, followed by Erbao and asked, "Uncle, do you know why eunuchs can still have children?"
When Er Bao asked this, the two guards suddenly found it very interesting, so they raised their heads and laughed, thinking about what kind of tricks they could play when they were only four years old. It just so happened that standing guard at the gate was too boring , playing with these three children is also a good way to pass the time.
The two guards played happily.
The guard on the left said, "Of course it's because he's not a real eunuch anymore."
Dabao pretended to be puzzled and asked: "Why not a real eunuch?"
The guard on the right said, "Because he still has birds."
"Then do you know why you all died?" Sanbao continued to cast a "fascinating" gaze and asked back.
The two guards looked up and laughed again.
Er Bao's eyes sank, he quickly raised his hands, and stabbed the two guards' stomachs hard.
"Ah..." The exclamation was just exhaled, and Dabao stuffed the two prepared urine bags into the mouths of the two guards, clapped his hands again, and said calmly: "Because You have no birds."
"Plop" the two guards fell down together, Erbao jumped onto their corpses, jumped up and said, "Really, didn't your mother tell you not to talk to strangers?"
(End of this chapter)
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