The second chicken eating system
Chapter 454
Chapter 454
"Stop it, I made a slip of the tongue. Let's go back to our respective houses. Don't be too fancy. I'm the hot blue guy you'll never get."
Chen Chuan interrupted Damei's smirk, and when reading the article, he turned his camera to be alert to his surroundings.
He remembered that there was a 'Orochimaru' just now, which crawled faster than the speed of the car. If this thing hadn't been hammered to death by the 'Teleporting God' just now, it might crawl back at any time.
Da Chuanzi, who was interrupted by Chen Chuan, kept a smirk on her face, "I have already expected that you are such a person, Da Chuanzi, so I plan to sing a few lines for you."
Chen Chuan paused for a moment while pulling the hand of the perspective, subconsciously wanted to take off the headset, and coughed with a stiff expression: "Don't, as long as you don't speak, you can say anything."
"No, no, no, I can't express my mood at the moment without singing a few words." Daimei blinked with a smirk, and glanced at the barrage in her live broadcast room.
"The old woman wants to speak up? Slip away!"
"My own man! Don't speak up!"
"Is it so exciting early in the morning? I can't bear it, I'll slip away first."
"Play the game well, sing any song, if you dare to sing, report you for not doing your job properly!"
"Old woman, I advise you to be kind! Don't narrow your path."
"Looking at the report button in my hand, I allow you to reorganize the language."
······
"Report me? Are you willing to!? Are you willing to report such a cute, beautiful and popular pistachio?" Daimei looked at the barrage and was angry and funny. She speeded up her porridge, planning to open her voice later.
"Old woman, do you misunderstand your position a bit too beautifully?"
"???"
"Without morals, anything is possible?"
"Don't laugh so wickedly when you're drinking porridge, I'm a little panicked now."
"Yes, there is one more reason to report, broadcasting false content and misleading others!"
······
After drinking the porridge, Du Mei wrinkled her nose, packed the takeaway box and said, "It seems that I can no longer keep a low profile. The singing before was because I was worried about being poached by some scout, so I deliberately sang like that!"
Pulling the microphone closer, she cleared her throat and then raised her chin: "Today, I'll let you all experience the sound of nature!"
Chen Chuan listened to Damei's "confidence" speech in the team channel, and directly took off the headset and put it on the table.
The next moment, Du Mei's voice came from the headset on the table: "I will sing you two lines of "New Mandarin Duck and Butterfly Dream" to express my disappointment with Da Chuanzi at the moment!"
"Hey, you can sing if you want, don't forcefully pull on me!"
Chen Chuan protested, and then heard Damei's 'moving' voice: "The reason is that only the newcomers laugh, who hears the old ones cry, the word love is so hard..."
The out-of-tune and rough voice made Chen Chuan lean back in disgust, and while turning down the volume of the headset, he glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room.
"Ah I'm dead!"
"When! Field! Go! World!"
"Slip away!"
"Respect to the warriors who have not quit the live broadcast room, let me die first!"
"Is this the sound of nature? I seem to see the holy light, huh? Is that an angel? Damn, I ascended to heaven?!"
······
"Tsk tsk tsk, the first sister of the Jedi really lives up to her reputation, and her lethality is beyond the charts."
Chen Chuan drank some water, helped up Damei's game character, turned around to drive the car back, and at the same time reminded, "Don't kill me... Well, stop singing, get some medicine and leave."
Dumb girl didn't care about Chen Chuan's slip of the tongue, and said with a smirk while reading the article: "How about Da Chuanzi, after listening to my song, do you feel guilty?"
She asked twice in a row, but she didn't hear Chen Chuan's answer. She immediately realized that Chen Chuan must have taken off the headset, picked up the mobile phone, clicked on the V letter, and sang a voice "hardly" and sent it.
Chen Chuan just got in the car, and when he turned around to pick up Damei, he saw the V letter message from her, and immediately heard Damei's growling sound after clicking on it.
"Fuck!"
Chen Chuan yelled and immediately exited the chat window. When he turned up the volume in the live broadcast room, he heard the girl laughing wantonly, "Ahahahaha, how about Da Chuanzi? Does it sound good?!"
"Hehe." Chen Chuanpi responded with a half-smile, and accelerated towards the dull girl who was spraying medicine.
"Hey, Da Chuanzi, what are you doing?! Are you going to murder Bengong?! Bengong is fighting with you!" The girl was so frightened that she quickly stopped spraying and ran to the side, shooting randomly with the 98K in her hand.
"呲~"
The car slammed on the brakes and stopped right next to her, making her jump wildly.
Chen Chuan couldn't help grinning when he saw the bullet marks on the front hood of the car. He didn't expect her to be so frightened that she even shot.
Seeing that the girl was still standing there in a daze, Chen Chuan pressed the horn, "I will drive back to pick you up, and you will shoot me when you meet?"
"Who asked you to show off your driving skills? I thought you were going to hit me to death." Damei sat in the car angrily, and at the same time added, "Don't leave, I haven't finished the medicine yet."
Chen Chuan responded, and did not leave in a hurry. He had been delayed for so long, and he didn't care about delaying for a while.
Just as he was thinking, the sound of a fragmentation grenade pulling the safety catch came from the headset.
Chen Chuan was startled, and subconsciously pulled the angle of view, but Dumei's smirk with a sense of revenge came from the headset, "Hey, my singing voice is not bad, right? Is it the sound of nature?"
The corners of Chen Chuan's eyes twitched, and when he zoomed back, he saw that Duanmei was holding a grenade with the safety catch on, as if she planned to explode herself after hearing an unsatisfactory answer.
"Fuck you!" Chen Chuan muttered, and then said viciously against his conscience, "Hearing is great for health care, and the eardrums kill chickens! The sound of nature!"
"Hahaha..." Damei's wild laughter came, and Chen Chuan couldn't help but "tsk" in disgust.
"I feel comfortable all over, my heart is clear, and I decided to save you from death." Dai Mei proudly put away the grenade, then began to read the article to use the first aid kit, and glanced at the barrage in her live broadcast room.
"Brother Chuan is too difficult."
"Old woman, I advise you to be kind."
"It's too much! Threatening with death, if it were me, I would definitely rather die than surrender! Huh? Why am I so light?"
"Say something like this out of conscience, and feel sorry for Da Chuanzi for a second."
"Hearing health care? The eardrum kills the chicken? Da Chuanzi's flirtatious talk is too much."
······
Daimei looked at the bullet screen and patted the table seriously, "It seems that you still have some misunderstandings about my voice, why don't I say a few more words?"
Chen Chuan shook his hands, got out of the car and looked at the girl in the co-pilot seat, "I advise you not to, I might shake my hands if it sounds so good later, it won't look good to kill teammates by mistake."
Duanmei looked at the muzzle of the black gun pointed at her by Chen Chuan, and she was silent for a long moment before she said, "Da Chuanzi, are you sure it was manslaughter, not murder?"
"Just kidding, how could I murder my teammates? I don't even have the intention to kill!" Chen Chuan replied affirmatively, while talking, he walked around the front of the car and stood by the window of the passenger cab, aiming his black muzzle at the dull girl head.
(End of this chapter)
"Stop it, I made a slip of the tongue. Let's go back to our respective houses. Don't be too fancy. I'm the hot blue guy you'll never get."
Chen Chuan interrupted Damei's smirk, and when reading the article, he turned his camera to be alert to his surroundings.
He remembered that there was a 'Orochimaru' just now, which crawled faster than the speed of the car. If this thing hadn't been hammered to death by the 'Teleporting God' just now, it might crawl back at any time.
Da Chuanzi, who was interrupted by Chen Chuan, kept a smirk on her face, "I have already expected that you are such a person, Da Chuanzi, so I plan to sing a few lines for you."
Chen Chuan paused for a moment while pulling the hand of the perspective, subconsciously wanted to take off the headset, and coughed with a stiff expression: "Don't, as long as you don't speak, you can say anything."
"No, no, no, I can't express my mood at the moment without singing a few words." Daimei blinked with a smirk, and glanced at the barrage in her live broadcast room.
"The old woman wants to speak up? Slip away!"
"My own man! Don't speak up!"
"Is it so exciting early in the morning? I can't bear it, I'll slip away first."
"Play the game well, sing any song, if you dare to sing, report you for not doing your job properly!"
"Old woman, I advise you to be kind! Don't narrow your path."
"Looking at the report button in my hand, I allow you to reorganize the language."
······
"Report me? Are you willing to!? Are you willing to report such a cute, beautiful and popular pistachio?" Daimei looked at the barrage and was angry and funny. She speeded up her porridge, planning to open her voice later.
"Old woman, do you misunderstand your position a bit too beautifully?"
"???"
"Without morals, anything is possible?"
"Don't laugh so wickedly when you're drinking porridge, I'm a little panicked now."
"Yes, there is one more reason to report, broadcasting false content and misleading others!"
······
After drinking the porridge, Du Mei wrinkled her nose, packed the takeaway box and said, "It seems that I can no longer keep a low profile. The singing before was because I was worried about being poached by some scout, so I deliberately sang like that!"
Pulling the microphone closer, she cleared her throat and then raised her chin: "Today, I'll let you all experience the sound of nature!"
Chen Chuan listened to Damei's "confidence" speech in the team channel, and directly took off the headset and put it on the table.
The next moment, Du Mei's voice came from the headset on the table: "I will sing you two lines of "New Mandarin Duck and Butterfly Dream" to express my disappointment with Da Chuanzi at the moment!"
"Hey, you can sing if you want, don't forcefully pull on me!"
Chen Chuan protested, and then heard Damei's 'moving' voice: "The reason is that only the newcomers laugh, who hears the old ones cry, the word love is so hard..."
The out-of-tune and rough voice made Chen Chuan lean back in disgust, and while turning down the volume of the headset, he glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room.
"Ah I'm dead!"
"When! Field! Go! World!"
"Slip away!"
"Respect to the warriors who have not quit the live broadcast room, let me die first!"
"Is this the sound of nature? I seem to see the holy light, huh? Is that an angel? Damn, I ascended to heaven?!"
······
"Tsk tsk tsk, the first sister of the Jedi really lives up to her reputation, and her lethality is beyond the charts."
Chen Chuan drank some water, helped up Damei's game character, turned around to drive the car back, and at the same time reminded, "Don't kill me... Well, stop singing, get some medicine and leave."
Dumb girl didn't care about Chen Chuan's slip of the tongue, and said with a smirk while reading the article: "How about Da Chuanzi, after listening to my song, do you feel guilty?"
She asked twice in a row, but she didn't hear Chen Chuan's answer. She immediately realized that Chen Chuan must have taken off the headset, picked up the mobile phone, clicked on the V letter, and sang a voice "hardly" and sent it.
Chen Chuan just got in the car, and when he turned around to pick up Damei, he saw the V letter message from her, and immediately heard Damei's growling sound after clicking on it.
"Fuck!"
Chen Chuan yelled and immediately exited the chat window. When he turned up the volume in the live broadcast room, he heard the girl laughing wantonly, "Ahahahaha, how about Da Chuanzi? Does it sound good?!"
"Hehe." Chen Chuanpi responded with a half-smile, and accelerated towards the dull girl who was spraying medicine.
"Hey, Da Chuanzi, what are you doing?! Are you going to murder Bengong?! Bengong is fighting with you!" The girl was so frightened that she quickly stopped spraying and ran to the side, shooting randomly with the 98K in her hand.
"呲~"
The car slammed on the brakes and stopped right next to her, making her jump wildly.
Chen Chuan couldn't help grinning when he saw the bullet marks on the front hood of the car. He didn't expect her to be so frightened that she even shot.
Seeing that the girl was still standing there in a daze, Chen Chuan pressed the horn, "I will drive back to pick you up, and you will shoot me when you meet?"
"Who asked you to show off your driving skills? I thought you were going to hit me to death." Damei sat in the car angrily, and at the same time added, "Don't leave, I haven't finished the medicine yet."
Chen Chuan responded, and did not leave in a hurry. He had been delayed for so long, and he didn't care about delaying for a while.
Just as he was thinking, the sound of a fragmentation grenade pulling the safety catch came from the headset.
Chen Chuan was startled, and subconsciously pulled the angle of view, but Dumei's smirk with a sense of revenge came from the headset, "Hey, my singing voice is not bad, right? Is it the sound of nature?"
The corners of Chen Chuan's eyes twitched, and when he zoomed back, he saw that Duanmei was holding a grenade with the safety catch on, as if she planned to explode herself after hearing an unsatisfactory answer.
"Fuck you!" Chen Chuan muttered, and then said viciously against his conscience, "Hearing is great for health care, and the eardrums kill chickens! The sound of nature!"
"Hahaha..." Damei's wild laughter came, and Chen Chuan couldn't help but "tsk" in disgust.
"I feel comfortable all over, my heart is clear, and I decided to save you from death." Dai Mei proudly put away the grenade, then began to read the article to use the first aid kit, and glanced at the barrage in her live broadcast room.
"Brother Chuan is too difficult."
"Old woman, I advise you to be kind."
"It's too much! Threatening with death, if it were me, I would definitely rather die than surrender! Huh? Why am I so light?"
"Say something like this out of conscience, and feel sorry for Da Chuanzi for a second."
"Hearing health care? The eardrum kills the chicken? Da Chuanzi's flirtatious talk is too much."
······
Daimei looked at the bullet screen and patted the table seriously, "It seems that you still have some misunderstandings about my voice, why don't I say a few more words?"
Chen Chuan shook his hands, got out of the car and looked at the girl in the co-pilot seat, "I advise you not to, I might shake my hands if it sounds so good later, it won't look good to kill teammates by mistake."
Duanmei looked at the muzzle of the black gun pointed at her by Chen Chuan, and she was silent for a long moment before she said, "Da Chuanzi, are you sure it was manslaughter, not murder?"
"Just kidding, how could I murder my teammates? I don't even have the intention to kill!" Chen Chuan replied affirmatively, while talking, he walked around the front of the car and stood by the window of the passenger cab, aiming his black muzzle at the dull girl head.
(End of this chapter)
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