The second chicken eating system

Chapter 459 Calling the former steel straight man and the post-health care old man
Chen Chuan didn't expect the live broadcast of "Poisoned Chicken" to be so effective. As usual, he thanked the water friends for their large gifts, and then began the poisoning session that he liked to hear.

There's no way, the takeaways ordered by Damei have arrived one after another.

The table is full of takeaway boxes, and they are all heavy flavors.

Salted duck with extra spicy sauce, spicy rabbit head, Chongqing hot and sour noodles, lard mixed noodles, Yibing burning noodles, fish skin dumplings...
Focusing on salty, spicy, and numb, it expands to greasy, sour, and sweet.

The packaging box looks tall, but in fact there are not many items.

I don’t know if it’s because Damei deliberately left a message to ask the store to reduce the portion, or the portion of these items is already small.

But even so, Chen Chuan was sweating profusely after eating, and even drank three glasses of water.

After binge eating and drinking, the steaming Chen Chuan leaned on the back of the chair: "It's a bad old woman, you want to make me have diarrhea, don't you?"

Dumb girl showed a 'shy' smile on her face, and took a sip of the fresh papaya milk that Chen Chuan ordered for her:

"Brother Chuan~ I'm here to watch the cold weather. You don't even have an air conditioner, so you order these good things that make you warm. You, you, don't be so kind as to be a donkey."

Hearing "Brother Chuan" in Damei's whiny voice, Chen Chuan shuddered all over, with goosebumps popping up all over his body, but at the same time, he also felt that the world was boring.

Taking off the earphones calmly, Chen Chuan drank some water: "Stop talking, go ahead."

As soon as he finished speaking, the mobile phone he placed next to him rang, and the stomach-nourishing tea he ordered had arrived.

Opening the door to retrieve stomach nourishing tea and stomach medicine, he looked calm, holding a cup with a "health" advertising sticker and sipping it in small sips, like a 80-[-]-year-old health-preserving old man who has seen through the world.

Seeing Chen Chuan's expression, the barrage in his live broadcast room has seriously exceeded the outline.

"I'm sure! Brother Chuan has kidney deficiency! What the old woman said is true! She really sucked Brother Chuan dry!"

"Just say 'Brother Chuan', Brother Chuan, you lost it? It's too embarrassing, Brother Chuan, let me come, I can say a few more words."

"Tsk tsk tsk, called the former straight man of steel, and called the old man after the health care."

"Is the health-preserving tea okay?"

"To be reasonable, I lost my Brother Chuan's name in one sentence, and Duanmei can make her debut as a voice actress!"

"It's a bit powerful. I also want to hear the old woman call me a good brother."

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The dumb girl on the other side also heard something strange from Chen Chuan's tone, and subconsciously looked at the barrage in her live broadcast room:

"Da Chuanzi is lost."

"My mother, the old woman's cry is too terrifying. If it were me, I would... be faster!"

"Type with both hands to show your innocence! Huh?! Dad, knock on the door before you come in...don't knock"

"Heh, no matter how good-looking a person is, he is actually just a stinky skin. Boys, it's time to wake up."

"After the appraisal, it's time to wash the pants upstairs."

"This voice, I think..."

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The dumb girl paused curiously, with a smirk on her face, and her voice returned to normal: "Da Chuanzi, what's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable? Do you want to change a pair of pants first, ah, no, do you want to go to bed first?" a toilet?"

Chen Chuan took a sip of his stomach nourishing tea and scolded with a smile: "What are you thinking about, hurry up and prepare."

Damei casually ordered preparations, and added with a smirk: "Is it really not necessary?"

Chen Chuan: "Don't think about it, this is stomach nourishing tea."

As he said that, he picked up the label on the tea bag and handed it to the camera: "The old woman ordered me takeaway just now, and I guessed that she was up to no good, so I ordered a cup of stomach nourishing tea in advance and asked the takeaway to help me buy stomach medicine to avoid diarrhea." .”

Du Mei wrinkled her beautiful nose, apparently dissatisfied with Chen Chuan's preventive measures: "Then why is your tone so weird?"

"What's wrong with my tone? The wind is light and the clouds are calm, Mount Tai collapses in front of him without changing his face. This is the bearing that a mature man should have!"

Chen Chuan got up with stomach nourishing tea and Shi Shiran got up: "Look, the pants are not wet. And with your A... like voice, for a calm and stable man like me, it is tempting The force is too low."

Damei was still curling her lips to express her disbelief, but when she heard Chen Chuan's words, "Just rely on your A", her expression immediately froze.

Although Chen Chuan changed his words later, she still felt that Chen Chuan was alluding to something.

She drank the fresh papaya milk viciously, and did a chest expansion exercise, hoping to speed up the absorption of the fresh papaya milk.

After her series of movements, if it were another female anchor, the live broadcast room would be full of "this screen is so round", "this face is so big", "this lips are so plump", "breast expansion movement that breaks through the sky! "

However, in Dumei's live broadcast room, the formation is neat, harmonious and friendly.

"Don't embarrass yourself, you can't do it."

"Don't embarrass yourself, you are younger than me."

"Don't embarrass yourself, you can't stand it."

"Don't embarrass yourself, I love you too."

"Don't embarrass yourself, haven't you gotten used to it yet?"

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Seeing the neat formation, Du Mei almost smashed the papaya fresh milk cup in her hand.

Look, is this what people say?
However, after looking down at Du Mei, she felt powerless to refute.

very angry.

It's all the fault of Okawako!If he hadn't mentioned this and ordered a cup of papaya fresh milk, how could someone suffer such humiliation!

Thinking of this, Damei snorted hard through both nostrils, and watched the game screen change from Quality Square to airplane flight, with a cruel smile on her pretty face: "Brother Chuan, where are we jumping?"

"It's fine, you can dance wherever you want."

Chen Chuan responded with the tone of an old father doting on his daughter, and took small sips of nourishing tea.

Just like a retired veteran cadre.

Dumb Girl: "Then let's jump to P City, this will kill me completely!"

Chen Chuan: "Yes, we will wait and see, Xiaodai."

When Chen Chuan gave her the new name 'Xiaodai', Daimei sneered three times and stopped talking.

The plane flew obliquely from the lower left of the map to the upper right, and passed many resource points during the process, the first big point being P City.

Passing through P city, Damei jumped down uncharacteristically, and greeted Chen Chuan: "Go! Old fairy, this is my dumb girl Xiaobawang to take you to experience a brand new exciting version!"

Chen Chuan blinked curiously, a little puzzled by Damei's abnormal behavior.

But who is he?A mature man who has not changed his color before the collapse of Mount Tai!Will you be cowardly?

of course not!

With the chicken-eating ability of the son of the plane, even if Daimei led him to jump into the crowd, he would not panic at all.

Unless it is in the fairy pile.

The two fell quickly, and there were a dozen or so people who also jumped to City P.

Unlike the piles of piles of fat buildings crowded together in the past, with their current division, the people around them can already quickly judge the time of landing on the way of falling.

Most of them simply shifted direction, and there were only a few people who were desperately fighting for the same building.

Since it was Damei who jumped off first, Chen Chuan followed Damei and fell to the second-story house on the northern periphery of P City.

No one else fell this way around, just the two of them.

As usual, Chen Chuan recorded the location of the people around him, quickly picked up the gun and reloaded it after landing, and secretly considered the course of action for the meeting.

"Bah! Bah! Bah!"

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(End of this chapter)