I really don't want to cross

Chapter 2 Actually...

One Punch Man -

It's a danger, no... it's a world where you can die in your sleep at any moment.

Although the vast majority of people here live the same ordinary life as in Wood's previous world, but... basically everyone has the habit of making a will in advance.

Because he might die someday.

As for why this is so, it is because of the unique disasters that exist in this world...

wack!

Because of some bad habit or pressure, human beings finally abandon their identity as human beings, and after they are completely separated from the human world, they will become weird people.

Of course, there's more to it than just that.There are also weirdos born from various experiments.

Others are biological mutations, powerful creatures left over from ancient times.

If there is anything in common, it is probably the destruction of mankind! !

The eccentrics who became humans by abandoning their identities will have the instinct to destroy everything. They are cruel, vicious, and kill people without any reason at all.

Those weirdos born from experiments or modifications are better, some of them are born for a certain purpose, enjoying the fun of killing people.Some were born to resist weirdos, and there are not a few who become heroes.

The last special creatures such as biological mutations and ancient remnants are very dangerous. Their purpose is to wipe out all human beings and completely control this planet.

Anyway...

This world is full of such extremely unstable factors, just like the setting of funny comics, what happens in this world is understandable, even if a pile of poop becomes sperm, it is impossible to drown all human beings with poop It can happen.

Since ancient times, there has been evil, and naturally there has been righteousness.

The number of weirdos is increasing day by day, and the organization "Hero Association" that resists weirdos has been established as a matter of course. Many strong people have come out of ordinary people to resist evil!

Maybe they have various purposes, such as honor, fame, money, etc... But with their existence, there is an extra sense of security.

The Heroes Association grades the disasters brought by the monsters according to the threat level of the monsters, so that heroes can be selected to deal with them.

The specific classifications, from low to high, are
Wolf: There are risk factors present.

Tiger: A crisis that causes a large number of casualties.

Ghost: A crisis that leads to the cessation of functioning or destruction of a town.

Dragon: A crisis that could lead to the destruction of several towns.

God: A crisis that could lead to the extinction of mankind.

Of course, the rating of the Heroes Association is only based on the degree of damage, so it can only be used as a reference. There are often mistakes in the initial judgment, causing heavy casualties to heroes and then modifying the rating again.

And as mentioned above, even if there is only a wolf-level disaster, if no one stops it, killing ordinary residents of a town is as simple as chopping melons and vegetables.

Not to mention those terrifying existences above.

One day a giant will be born, tens of thousands of people will die with a wave of his hand, and a city will be destroyed with a fall.

The death of residents happened almost every day, and sometimes even the corpses could not be recovered.

This is such a dangerous world...

If there is a choice, even if Wood goes to the Dragon Ball world and dies a few times for no reason, and is being resurrected for no reason, it is far better than staying in this world!

But now that it's here.

Then there is only one choice, which is not to become stronger in a flash of the head, nor is it to be an ordinary resident and live a life that one day you will die for no reason.

Instead... hug your thighs!

Embrace a thigh that can eliminate all crises and save your life.

As for which thigh to hold, Wood, who has watched five episodes of anime, said that there is no need to choose at all...

As long as he hugged Saitama's thick and long legs, his safety would definitely be guaranteed.

Just like Genos who appeared in 3 episodes, two of which were seriously injured and lay dead. This is a smart man.

In other words, no matter how powerful the enemy is, it is his luck to meet Saitama alive.

This is the importance of holding your thighs and finding a backer.

So Wood did the same.

……

The corners of Qiyu's eyes twitched, looking at the curious gazes of pedestrians around him from time to time, he felt as if tens of thousands of mud horses were galloping wildly in his heart.

"Give it up, I really don't know you." Saitama cursed with a dark face as he lowered his head and looked at Wood who was hugging his thigh tightly.

"Master, I am Wood, your personal disciple!"

Wood held Saitama's thigh tightly with both hands, and his body was already dusty as he dragged all the way, but let alone a dirty face, even if he died, he couldn't let go!
He doesn't want to die.

Wood, who died once, not only did not see through life and death, but was even more afraid of death...

Just kidding, my family property might be snatched away by some money-grubbing uncle in the family, and even the Wu family may be staging a comedy of cannibalism now.

This made Wood couldn't help but rejoice that he had no women and no friends, so he wouldn't be green when he died!

Although this world is dangerous, life is worse than death!

"Mr. Qiyu, you can't leave me. Although we are living in a difficult life and living a life full of hunger every day; but I want to follow your old man, wash and cook for you, and do housework. I will be like a dog. As loyal as you are, please don't abandon me."

Saitama: "???"

Who the hell are you? Since when have I been full and hungry with you?

Brother, I don't know you at all, okay?

And as soon as Wood's words came out, Qiyu suddenly noticed that the curious eyes of the passers-by around him turned into contempt...

"Give it up—!" Saitama yelled with a dark face.

"No, Mr. Saitama, you can't do this. My heart belongs to you, and my people belong to you. Even if you want my body, I can give it to you without hesitation." Wood roared with tears .

The eyes of the people around are no longer contemptuous, and everything has become extremely weird. Even Saitama saw a few people talking on their mobile phones, and could vaguely hear 'pervert', 'scum', 'deceive young boy Zhengta', and finish playing Just drop words like '...

The corner of his mouth twitched, Qiyu lowered his head, and walked forward with big strides.

Wood still implements the plan of hugging his thighs to save his life and never let go, letting him be dragged, regardless of whether he hurts or not, survival is more important than anything else.

That smart guy in Janos doesn't do anything just to hold his thighs. Is there a drizzle for offering a chrysanthemum or something? Dignity can be as important as life?

After walking another distance, Saitama dragged Wood into an alley, with veins protruding from his bald head, staring at Wood and raised his fist silently.

"let go!"

"..."

After hesitating for less than three seconds, Wood let go of his tightly hugged thighs: "Well... Mr. Saitama, although my housework is average, I am absolutely serious about it. I can do laundry and cooking, so you can accept me. "

Wood would not think that Saitama's fist was just raised to scare himself.

He is very good at reading people, and Saitama has a strange temper. The most suitable adjective for the other party is probably casual, giving people a feeling of doing whatever they want.

I don't care about other people's opinions, and I don't think that I am a hero and can't attack ordinary people!

To put it simply... If this guy has any ambitions, he would be a willful boss in other anime. He never thinks about how many people died and how many people were injured after defeating the enemy.

Knock down a giant with one punch, destroy a city, and don't feel sorry for the gods and humans, but just say ah to indicate a mistake, and then turn around and go home to continue living!

even though……

This is the life that Wood most yearns for.

"Who the hell are you? How do you know my name?" Saitama was genuinely puzzled, but he didn't remember when he had accepted an apprentice.

But this guy knows himself so well, knows his name, knows himself... uh, life is difficult.

Wood pondered for three seconds, countless words flashed through his mind, and finally said with a yearning expression: "Mr. Saitama, I am actually your fan, and I have been silently paying attention to you."

fan?

Saitama's eyes really lit up. Although he is only being a hero out of interest, the group of fans... is simply amazing.

Think about the moment I came on stage, a bunch of beautiful women tore their clothes and yelled.

"Saitama, Saitama, you are so handsome."

"Saitama, Saitama, I love you!"

"Saitama, Saitama, I want to give birth to you."

"..."

That scene...was more than a spectacle.

"Cough cough cough."

Saitama clenched his fist and coughed majestically: "So you are my fan, no wonder you know me so well."

There is a door!

As soon as Wood's eyes lit up, he knelt down with a bang: "Master, please accept my apprentice's bow!" As he spoke, Wood didn't feel the pain, and directly kowtowed on his forehead.

What kind of shit man has gold under his knees and saved his life. Wood is confident that with his business acumen, he can build a gold building with the money he earns. If he loses the two pieces of gold under his knees, he will lose them. We will have plenty of money in the future!
"Stop, I won't accept disciples." Saitama waved his hand directly.

Apprentice?

What do I teach, and I finally met a fan. After becoming an apprentice, wouldn't I lose my fans again?

"..." Wood's face became anxious, and he was about to speak.

Qiyu turned around and left, took two steps, turned back to look at Wood, and tried to persuade him: "Well, I understand your mood, many fanatic fans are very yearning for the people they admire, but you like this It is a headache for those of us who are yearned for. It can already be said to be a stalker. So please stop following me, otherwise..."

Said that Qiyu shook his fist, and reprimanded with a vicious expression: "I will blow you away!"

Wood's eyes trembled undetectably, and he took a pee to illuminate the situation, who the hell is your fanatical fan stalker, bastard!

of course……

He didn't dare to say these words, otherwise he might be beaten into the air.

Seeing Qitama turned and left directly, Wood also got anxious, got up from the ground and shouted: "Mr. Qitama, actually... I am very good at making money, and my disciples will definitely respect the master."

Qiyu paused after leaving, and then continued to walk, although his back was still facing Wood...

But getting closer.

The impoverished hero walked backwards.

Turning around, with a bright smile on his face, he patted Wood on the shoulder with great relief: "Yes, you have passed my test of my disciple's character, what's your name?"

Wood was speechless.

"...Wood."
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