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Chapter 274 The Confession of Convulsions (1)
Jiang Xiachu smiled and replied, "Her name is Xiaoqing."

Over there, Xiaoqing shot a blank stare again.

IQ is flawed, and Guan Ai, who cares a lot at this time, is suffering from a serious flaw. Hearing Jiang Xiachu's answer, he burst into tears of joy, hugged Jiang Xiachu, wiped his nose and tears: " Wuwuwu, you damn woman, you are finally normal, do you know that I can't sleep at night because of you?"

Who eats and drinks enough every day and sleeps until the sun is up?Shameless!Xiaoqing silently cursed in her heart.

What's more shameless, Guan Ai let go, pulled off the completely shapeless overalls, pretending to be pitiful with teary eyes: "Look, I'm thinner than Huang Hua."

Jiang Xiachu couldn't help laughing out loud.

If you look meatless, but you feel meaty, you pretend!Really shameless?Xiaoqing was stunned, this is a strange thing that has never been seen before, she shook her head again and again, expressing that she was speechless.

Suddenly, Guan Ai shouted: "No."

This person just likes to be surprised, but it's okay, his brain has been blown out.

"Tell me, what's my name?"

"Guan Ai." After a pause, he replied solemnly, "You're getting fat."

Guan Ai caught the first half of the sentence, and he was overjoyed: "Fortunately, I still remember my name, and my conscience hasn't been eaten up by dogs." After finishing speaking, he caught the second half of the sentence, and his little head exploded , "What the hell are you talking about? I'm fat?"

The three things that women are most afraid of are getting fat, men changing their minds, and losing money in their wallets.

Pulling his clothes and patting his stomach, Guan Ai was on fire: "Where is it? Stomach? Or face? No, no, no, no, from now on, this coffee should have less sugar, and no milk—"

"Guan Ai, I'm sorry."

The five characters are as light as green smoke, and Jiang Xiachu's voice has the magic power to make people quiet. Guan Ai, who was jumping up and down and talking, suddenly choked up, his eyes turned red and he looked away: "Stop sensationalizing my old lady."

In this world, there are not many people who cry for Jiang Xia Chu, Guan Ai is one of them.Jiang Xiachu reached out to wipe the tears off Guan Ai's face.

Guan Ai twitched her nose, opened Jiang Xiachu's hand, wiped away her tears, and gritted her teeth, "Don't think I'm crying, my eyes are infected by bacteria." Her vicious eyes were very red, and she said loudly, " allergy!"

There is a girl in the world who loves to laugh, make trouble, shed tears occasionally, and also likes to grit her teeth and pretend to be dead, saying a bunch of unreliable words in a high-sounding manner, but she is expressing her most reliable feelings.

Jiang Xiachu thought, such a girl is Guan Ai.

"Thank you."

It is a word that is hypocritical and even sensational, but she still thinks it should be said to her.

Guan Ai, who likes to pretend to be dead, still said high-sounding and unreliable words as always: "Voice doesn't count, you know I'm material."

She knew better that this man was hard-spoken and soft-hearted.

Guan Ai rolled his eyes and waved his hand: "Xiaoqing, serve two cappuccinos and a cup of Mandheling, and the account will be on Jiang Xiachu's head." Pulling Jiang Xiachu to sit down, he suddenly remembered something and howled. With a loud voice, "No sugar added."

Jiang Xia Chuan sat quietly, like two years ago, listening to Guan Ai whispering: "The calories in sugar are too high, I really can't afford it."

After a while, Xiaoqing came with three cups of coffee, two cups were placed in front of Guan Ai, with a look of disgust, and one cup was placed in front of Jiang Xiachu, with a smile.

Guan Ai picked up the coffee, took a big gulp, swallowed it, and his face turned dark: "Bah!" He pushed the cup away in disgust, "It's really not for people to drink without sugar."

A certain person drank coffee for several years, and his temperament was exhausted by metabolism. Xiaoqing shook her head and was about to turn around.

"Xiaoqing bring me four packs of candy." The landlady's tone was like that of a grandpa.

Forced by the coercion, Xiaoqing turned around unwillingly and rolled her eyes: "I said boss, can you calm down a bit, I'm busy."

Guan Ai was annoyed, and his eyes flew fiercely: "You little girl, I provide you with delicious food and drink, and I also pay wages and buy insurance. What kind of attitude is this? I will fire you later."

Boss Guan Da had said this for countless times, and it was no longer deterrent at all. Xiaoqing went to greet the guests with a smile, and did not give Guan Ai four packs of sugar.

Guan Ai, who regards sugar as his life, continued to abuse the coffee in front of him in disgust. The cup had already bottomed out, and he looked at Mandheling who had not moved in front of Jiang Xiachu: "Didn't you like the bitter things before? Except you, I No customer in the store has ever ordered that, I reserved it for you."

"I quit recently." She brushed her abdomen with her hand if there was nothing, and when she answered, she smiled slightly.

Guan Ai took a closer look and felt that this cold woman had changed.

"Is there something you should say?"

Guan Ai put down his cup and looked directly into Jiang Xiachu's eyes.

"crazy."

The answer was concise and ambiguous. Obviously, Jiang Xiachu didn't want to talk about it in depth.

"It's so simple?" Guan Ai stared at him with great suspicion, "You're thinking of me as a fool!"

According to what was shown on TV, the insane woman should be the kind who has convulsions all day long and is still chanting spells like ghosts and nonsense. Only recognize Zuocheng.

Therefore, Guan Ai was certain that this woman was lying again and again.

"Let's talk about it, we'll be lenient when you confess." Guan Ai looked benevolent and righteous.

Jiang Xiachu replied with a wry smile: "Hysteria."

Guan Ai was stunned for a moment, then pulled out his ears: "What is it?"

"Hysteria."

Guan Aili thought for a moment, then answered the question smoothly: "I don't know."

Guan Ai is a medical idiot, and his intuition is a bit perverted.

"Conversion Disorder."

Talking about such a topic of indifference, Jiang Xiachu still looked indifferent, making Guan Ai wonder who had the disease?
After several glances, he didn't see that Jiang Xiachu was a person with potential mental problems.I couldn't help but swear: "Damn, there are so many crazy people these days."

She only knows a few women, two crazy ones, this probability makes Guan Ai want to scold her.After finishing the slander, I couldn't help but burst out: "Did Zuo Cheng play tricks on you? Last time I saw you look at Zuo Cheng, I couldn't believe it was you, it was like—" After thinking about it, I found An appropriate metaphor, "It's as if I saw a cappuccino, and Guan Xiaobei saw a meat bun."

This metaphor is really vivid, but do you want to compare herself, Zuo Cheng, and Guan Xiaobei's dog-legged dog together?

Jiang Xiachu didn't answer, just smiled uglier than crying, this expression made Guan Ai want to scratch his heart, his teeth clucked: "Damn man!"

Jiang Xiachu paused for a while while stroking her abdomen, and frowned vaguely.

(End of this chapter)