Regent, robbery!

Chapter 20 Are you all happy and silly to see me here?

On a clean morning, the sun is shining brightly, and wisps of golden light shine on the glazed tiles. Looking from a distance, the magnificent palaces with carved railings and jade are like pyramids, shining with dazzling light.

Around the palace: towering old trees, shady trees, clusters of flowers, exuding vitality everywhere.

"Your Majesty, this is impossible!"

"Your Majesty, this is not conducive to wound healing!"

"Your Majesty, this will aggravate the injury!"

"Your Majesty, this will be very hot!"

"Your Majesty, this will make you uncomfortable!"

……

A louder wail and scream came from the Night View Palace that belonged to the queen, causing a strange aura to emanate from the quiet palace.

Everyone who heard this sound felt their scalps tighten, goose bumps shook off the ground, and their ears buzzed like thousands of flies frolicking.

"Let me be taller, and the golden steps are coming!" A deafening chorus resounded through the sky.

"No, no, no, ten tall and mighty guards will carry it!"

"No, no, no! This situation is too lacking in momentum. Find ten maids and ten eunuchs. The eunuchs beat the drums and the maids beat the gong, and then find the eunuch with the loudest and shrillest voice in the palace!"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no sense of mystery! Just put a piece of gold tulle over my face, as long as it can cover my face!"

"One more big yellow banner, serve me with pen and ink, and I will inscribe it myself!"

There was another burst of busyness with various strange sounds, about half an hour later...

"The empress is here! One by one" the eunuch's sharp voice resounded inside and outside the palace, like the shriek of a ghost wandering at night, causing a storm everywhere it went; everyone who heard it covered their ears.

"Bang bang bang!" The person on the right knocked.

"Boom, boom, boom!" The person on the left clapped.

"The empress is in charge of the government!" The eunuch shouted again.

The movement was so loud that most of the people outside the palace could hear it. The women ran out of the house covering their ears one by one, complaining endlessly: "What the hell is this idiot queen trying to do?"

The peddler owner threw down his stall, covered his ears, stood on tiptoe and stretched his neck towards the crowd who were discussing: "What big event is going to be held in this palace?"

"Hey, didn't you hear that? I heard that the queen is going to attend the court today!" the aunt replied.

"Yeah, I don't know what the hell this idiot queen is trying to do! It's like ghost screaming, it's more lively than a battle." The lady next to her also joined in.

"I think it must have something to do with beautiful men!" Another woman said firmly: "Either, the empress is planning to go out of the palace in a big way to search for beautiful men! Or, the empress found beautiful men and brought them back to the palace." Now, beating gongs and drums, we are preparing for the canonization to celebrate!"

"Extremely! Extremly! This is what our Empress Fengtian will do." After hearing this, the hawker boss nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, with an absurd expression on his face.

The bustle in the palace remained the same. Looking from afar, I saw a group of more than thirty people, divided into three rows, with a shining golden triangular piece of cloth in the middle fluttering in the wind.

The Yellow Banner team, which is not big or small, is mighty and mighty, walking swaggeringly, shuttled through most of the palace, and stopped at the entrance of a certain hall after a quarter of an hour.

"The empress is here!" A eunuch walked out of the team, waved his fly whisk on his arm, and the sharp voice pierced the silence, hovering above the sky.

In the main hall, a group of ministers and officials standing under the hall with their heads held high and their chests held high, were startled by the unexpected sound, their ears buzzing, as if the sound of thunder was passing through their ears.

It took a while for all the officials to relax, stretched out their hands and patted their chests to breathe, and turned around in unison.

It's good not to turn around, this turn stunned them, all of them couldn't help but glisten with their old eyes, and the words "perplexity" appeared on their vicissitudes of life.

I saw three rows of people outside the main hall.The ten eunuchs on the left were beating drummers on their backs, and the ten maids on the right were beating with small gongs in their left hands and hammers in their right.

Ten tall and strong guards dressed in black carried the sedan chair with its yellow dragon chair on the left and right. On the dragon chair, a woman could be seen sitting upright and majestic.

The woman on the dragon chair was dressed in a bright yellow brocade robe, covered by a piece of golden tulle in front of the sedan chair, her true face could not be seen, only her delicate and beautiful outline could be faintly seen, but just a single outline and figure made people feel that this person was extraordinary. generally!
There were no embellishments or decorations on the bright yellow brocade robe, which would be difficult for ordinary men to control, but it was perfectly harmonious on this woman, and a sense of oppression of charm flowed out.

Majestic, awe-inspiring, and full of nobility.

This... who is this woman?Those who have such natural nobleness and aura, seeing this, remind them of the Regent, which woman in the palace is that?
All the ministers and officials looked at each other, searching their minds for the person who belonged to this figure, this aura, this noble aura, but they heard a sound at the door, which solved their doubts, but also.

Almost scared their guts out...

"Her Majesty is here! Your Majesty is here to listen to the government!" Seeing that there was no movement in the hall, the eunuch raised his voice and shouted again.

This time, the voice was clear enough and the answer obvious enough.

The queen...is it actually the queen? !
The queen who only knows the erotic pictures of beautiful men, food and wine all day long?The queen who failed to seduce the regent a few days ago, sprained her waist and almost killed her, and is still recuperating now?
This empress used to go out of the palace, either with three or four male pets in her arms, or let them carry them on her back. Even if there was a sedan chair, she had never been in a sedan chair, and she had never gone out alone. They waited at the gate of the palace for her to retreat.

And today this...

All the officials and ministers rubbed their eyes, opened them to look at the powerful aura that was still driving the sedan chair, and then blinked their old eyes vigorously, for fear of misreading, everyone moved in unison and planned neatly.

"I'm Fengtian's cute, smart, wise, dear love friends, long time no see!" Buming is already a blockbuster.

As soon as these words came out, there were faint sounds of staggering footsteps all around.

The officials were shocked again... with a blank and puzzled face...

Sitting on the palanquin pretending to be a night scene, he rubbed his sore calves, and reached out to fan the sweat on his back.

She asked Manman to find wooden boards, gauze, sprained waist and broken ribs, and it took a lot of effort to tie them up, and she struggled to get out of bed, but she couldn't do it too violently The movement is like this pretense.

She didn't dare to get along with the opposite sex, so she called ten male guards to carry the sedan chair to compete with the regent, and she only had ten if there were eight regents!You can’t lose your aura if you lose your height! Plus listening to the sound of gongs and drums along the way, even if her ears are stuffed with cotton, she can’t stand it!
And the consequence of acting too much is that she is sweating all over her back now, she is dizzy, her consciousness is cloudy, and she barely falls asleep.

"Loves, Prince Regent, are you all happy to see me here?" She just wanted to leave the sedan chair quickly and end this pretentious ceremony!
(End of this chapter)