Regent, robbery!

Chapter 86: Feng Jin?essential oil?

After successfully wiping a large pool of ink and dirt on the back of the Prince Regent's bright and coquettish robe, Ye Jing turned his head and picked up the rice paper he had written, and presented them to the Prince Regent for inspection.

"Chi one by one" the sound of the fabric being torn apart rang clearly in the room.

All the guards followed the prestige, and saw His Royal Highness waved his large sleeve robe, and the corner of the robe, which was stained with ink, snapped to the ground with a thud.

And His Highness had a smile on his face from the beginning to the end, and that smile was a bit cold.

All the guards lowered their heads one after another, not daring to look up.

Ye Jing, who was holding the rice paper in both hands, heard the sound of the robe being cut, and a smirk flashed across his lowered eyes.

Then she raised her head again, with a flattering smile on her face, and said with a smile, "Prince Regent, please take a look..."

Feng Jin lowered his eyes slightly, looking at the smiling man, but unconsciously, his eyes fell on those sparkling red lips, and the faint fragrance emerged from the tip of his nose, he paused, and hurriedly moved away.Between the black hair hanging down, a pair of white ears were faintly visible with a faint red color.

"Uncle Huang, why are your ears turning red all of a sudden? Are you angry?" Ye Jing's shrill voice resounded through the hall, she seemed to reach out her hand out of good intentions to touch, but Feng Jin lightly avoided it.

Hearing this, all the guards also raised their heads to look at His Highness's ears, but the thick black hair had already covered the ears tightly.

"Nothing..." the regent said, and unconsciously added an explanation: "It's just that the room is too stuffy."

Ye Jing pursed his lips, knowing the truth of the matter naturally. As an old virgin who is not close to women, it is normal for him to be easily shy.

Xuan Yi, who didn't know why, and a group of guards looked around the room, the doors and windows were open, and the breeze was blowing, they only felt cool, where could it be... bored?

As soon as the atmosphere in the room changed, all the guards understood, quickly looked away, lowered their heads, and did not dare to probe any further.

Feng Jin lowered his eyes lightly, looked at the rice paper in front of him, picked up a piece of rice paper casually with his fingertips, and read it roughly with his eyes.

Fengjin?

"You wrote this?" the Regent asked lightly.

"Ah?" Ye Jing blinked his eyes, realized later, looked at his masterpiece on the rice paper, and explained with a smile: "Feng Jin, Feng Jin, does the emperor think that there is something wrong with my nephew's writing?"

She pretended to be puzzled and scratched her head, staring at the paper with her eyes wide open, unable to see why for a long time.

Xuan Yi couldn't bear to look directly, so he patted his forehead with his hand, reached out and picked up the piece of paper written by His Highness, and handed it to you, "Your Majesty, please observe carefully, what is wrong with what you and Your Highness have written?" Same."

Ye Jing took the rice paper, looked at the beautiful handwriting of a certain Prince Regent and his own scribbled handwriting, suddenly realized, and replied with a smile: "I see! Uncle, your writing is so beautiful, but my nephew's writing is so unrefined. This is the difference and the difference!"

The regent fluttered his eye feathers lightly, but was silent.

Xuan Yi rubbed his forehead again and sighed, "Your Majesty, I want you to compare the phoenix you wrote with the phoenix written by Your Highness, instead of asking which one of you writes better!"

Ye Jing let out another ah, with a bewildered expression on his face, he frowned and looked at it carefully again, "There is nothing wrong! It's all words!"

"Xuan Yi." The regent spoke suddenly, interrupting Xuan Yi's move to continue sighing.

Xuan Yi understood, cupped his hands, walked forward, pointed to the rice paper of his highness and patiently explained: "Your Majesty, please take a good look, what your highness wrote is phoenix! And what you wrote is wind! Although these two words are superficially similar , but the meaning is completely different! The difference is that you are missing a stroke."

Ye Jing nodded, shook his head, and nodded again, seeming to understand, "Who told you to write such big words, Uncle Emperor? My nephew's eyes are so small, you write too big, people can't see it." Really! As the saying goes, those who don’t know are innocent, and that’s what it means!”

Xuan Yi stretched out his hand to wipe the sweat on his forehead again, Your Majesty, what are your big eyes that are piercing and extremely sharp?Doesn't the subordinate have no eyes?How can the subordinates live!
And the guards who lowered their heads and carried the beauty's couch finally understood what they heard. The guards couldn't help but admire Her Majesty's ability to talk nonsense!Isn't it a good thing that the word is big?How did it come to your mouth that the words are too big and the eyes are too small to see clearly?
The Prince Regent who was lazily sitting on the beauty's couch had a hint of impatience on his beautiful face, and Ye Jing couldn't help laughing twice, then she pointed to her lips and blinked her eyes innocently, "Emperor Uncle, nephew is right?"

The willow eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, the red lips were pursed, and the big pupils fluttered one after another, directly imprinted in the Phoenix pupils of the regent king, who was dazed for a moment.

Immediately, she said lightly: "You, you are too close to Gu!" The words were a bit stiff.

Ye Jing dodged away with a swish, she tossed her dragon robe quietly, with a look of disgust on her face-grandma, you bear!Do you still despise labor?It's not bad that labor and management don't care about your freezing cold!I thought she was very rare about him! !
Ye Jing finished arranging her clothes, and didn't stop until she thought that someone's coldness had been shaken off. She returned to her usual flattering smile and turned around.

The guards looked at the man waving the dragon robe left and right, puzzled.But the regent was very clear about it, he just glanced at it lightly, without surprise on his face.

"What's the meaning of this?" The regent looked at the rice paper and asked puzzled.

Fengjin?essential oil?

Ye Jing scratched his head, and Hu pinched it: "This essential oil is a kind of drink specially drunk by the immortals in the heaven. It is similar to fine nectar and jade liquid. My nephew also dreamed about it last night."

"Oh?" Feng Jin raised his eyelids, and asked with a light smile, "Xiao Jinger, can you tell me what the effect of this essential oil is?"

"This essential oil has great functions! It can be taken both internally and externally. Old virgins can live well after eating kidneys, and women can live well after eating beauty powder!" Ye Jing began to talk nonsense in a serious manner.

As soon as these words came out, Xuan Yi and Man Man immediately understood.Her Majesty the Queen is using the fact that Her Majesty is an old virgin to ridicule Her Majesty!The two wiped sweat gently on their foreheads.

"It seems that Xiao Jing'er knows a lot about this kind of thing!" The regent put his hands on his temples, and said slowly: "If Xiao Jing'er is allowed to act as the housekeeper and teach her about the boudoir, everyone will feel more!"

"As Her Majesty the Empress and the Emperor of a country, how can I show up and teach such secrets at will! Wouldn't it be embarrassing for you, Uncle Emperor, if it is spread out? Regarding the matter of the emperor's uncle, the custodian of the emperor's uncle can understand the mystery of the boudoir for the first time, and it is intriguing!" Ye Jing talked endlessly, without a hint of shame.

(End of this chapter)