The strongest village doctor

Chapter 145 Little Baili Kowtows

"You!" Xiao Baili was so angry at his words that she wanted to run away, she jumped and said, "Then you mean, I'm ugly?"

"It has nothing to do with me whether you are beautiful or ugly. Don't be wordy, lift your tailbone, I'm going to perform my skills!" Saying that, Pi Ergou transferred the immortal energy of Dantian to his palm.Only now did he know that the enhanced immortal energy had changed color, from silvery white at the beginning to grass green.

"Wuuu, you think I'm ugly, so I won't show it to you!" As she said that, Xiao Baili's face became disfigured, and she wanted to get dressed and leave.

Seeing this, Pi Ergou hurriedly snatched her clothes, and couldn't laugh or cry: "You want to leave now, it's too late. Isn't that bad for my reputation?"

"Pi Ergou, I'll keep it a secret for you, can't you? Let me go, okay?" Xiao Baili said in fear.

"No, no. When I see a doctor, I must finish it. There is no reason to only read half of it!" Seeing that Xiao Baili wanted to escape, Pi Ergou stretched out his ape's arms, and his five claws were like pincers, so that Xiao Baili couldn't move. move.

Xiaobaili saw that the boy was being treated violently, and she became even more terrified. She changed her face and said, "Hundan, let me go! Don't let me go and call someone!"

"Miss Boss, I'm treating you because of your ancestors' virtues. Don't sit on a sedan chair, you don't know how to flatter. Tell you, I have a temper. It pissed me off, and even I was afraid of myself!" Ergou looked fierce He looked at Xiaobaili and said.

Seeing his harsh words, Xiao Baili regretted it. It seems that Li Chunzhu was right, this Pi Ergou is a jobless vagrant who relies on fooling women for a living.Now this place is deserted, even if she yells out her throat, no one will know.In addition, she has gout, and gout patients can't run fast, even walking is very difficult, and she dare not take a big step, otherwise, her knee joints will hurt and it will kill her.

What to do, now is not the time to be stubborn, so I have to bow my head.Thinking of this, Xiao Baili humiliated: "That's fine, let me show you!"

"Don't be nervous, I'm treating you, not shooting you, you know?" Saying that, Pi Ergou injected immortal energy into Xiao Baili's body.Since it was aimed at repairing the metabolic function of the whole body, he poured out all the immortal energy in his body, and in this way, an electric current circulated in Xiao Baili's body.It's like an army of reptiles, constantly rushing to outflank her joints and places containing purine toxins.

As soon as the grass-green immortal energy entered her body, she immediately gasped: "Oh my god, what's in my body? Ah, why did I start farting?"

I saw in the cornfield, a big beauty with only three points on her body, thump!Snapped!The farts continued.

"Meow meow, little Baili, your fart will kill people. Could it be that you eat seafood every day? Or do you eat too much animal offal?" Pi Ergou said, covering his nose and mouth with one hand.It is said that loud farts do not smell bad, who said that.Some loud farts are also very smelly, okay?

"Yes, yes, I like to eat pork liver. In addition, seafood such as wild shrimps and king crabs are indispensable in every meal. How do you know?" When he said this, Xiao Baili let out another stinky fart.

"Let me tell you, if you eat too much animal offal or seafood, you will absorb a lot of purine toxins, you know? This toxin is the culprit of increased uric acid and the main cause of gout. And beer, drinking too much can also It will produce a lot of purines. You are a gout, you must fast from these things! Do you know that?" He repeatedly urged.

"Shrimp? Why didn't Yao Dayan ever say this? I even asked him if there are any food taboos for gout, and he said no, just eat whatever you want!" Xiao Baili said in shock.

"Maybe he forgot to remind you. It may also be that you showed your wealth in front of him, is there any reason?" Ergou knows that there are some wicked doctors who deliberately do not use good medicines in order to make money. The money is almost earned, and the good medicine is finally used.

"Oh my God, I understand now that you said that. So Yao Dayan is this kind of person?" 200 million!
Just now, Yao Dayan offered a higher price, hoping to make more money from her.God, thanks to my respect for him as a master, it turns out that this is a heartless master!
"Xiao Baili, remember it for me. People suffering from gout can't eat seafood, animal offal, or beer. Because these things will produce a lot of purine toxins, the stinky fart you are farting now is me Your immortal energy is helping you cleanse the poison, you know that?"

"Well, Pi Ergou, you are such a conscientious doctor. I know, and I will follow your orders!" As he spoke, there was another loud thump, and Xiao Baili let out another loud fart.

"I'm going, isn't your fart too loud? I can't stand behind you, be careful to blow me away!" Pi Ergou hastily moved his position. At this time, he opened his perspective eyes and saw the grass green Xianqi is busy repairing Xiaobai Li's disordered metabolic function.

Puff!

While Xiao Baili was ashamed, she herself was overjoyed: "You bastard, I can fart, which shows that your immortal qigong is useful."

"The main reason is that there are too many purine toxins in your body. I will suffer a lot from treating you, do you know that?" At this time, he was already sweating profusely, and it was noon in late June. It was already hot.

"Did I tell you, are you asking for money now? If you say it's free, you know you're being fooled!"

"Meow meow, which ear did you hear me asking for money? I didn't ask you for money?"

"Then you said it was a disadvantage?"

"I said I was at a disadvantage, but I didn't ask you for money?"

"Oh, you can cure the disease, why don't you want money? Make an offer, and I'll give you the money!" Xiao Baili noticed that she didn't seem to be in much pain anymore.

After more than ten minutes, Xiaobaili slowly found that all the joints of her body began to heat up slightly, and the piercing pain disappeared little by little.The fingers that were originally stiff are now flexible.

Seeing this, the little rich woman couldn't believe her eyes, she thought to herself, oh my god, does this country boy really know how to see a doctor?My knuckles don't hurt anymore, my ankles seem to be fine, my knee joints, my tailbone joints, the nasty pain is gone!
Half an hour later, Pi Ergou suddenly withdrew the grass-green immortal energy from his dantian, and then heaved a sigh of relief, "Miss Boss, do you feel better?"

"My God, Brother Ergou, you are a miracle doctor! The gout that has tortured me for many years is now mostly healed, and it doesn't hurt at all! Thank you, thank you!" Xiao Baili was excited, and suddenly pushed Jinshan, inverted Yuzhu, and knelt down He kowtowed to Ergou.

Er Gou was so frightened that he helped her up, and said funnyly: "You are the boss, how can you kowtow to me? It doesn't hurt, haha!"

"Look at you, no wonder you said you were at a disadvantage. It turns out that the treatment of immortal qi is so laborious, and you are sweating all over your body!" As she said that, Xiao Baili took out a tissue and wiped his sweat with great distress.

At this time, Xiao Baili was only wearing a three-point undergarment, and from a distance, it looked like two hugging and kissing.

Tian Xiaoxia, the secretary of the town government, was ordered by the mayor of the beautiful woman to go to the countryside to find Ergou and go to the winery to ship.It happened that she saw this bloody scene.Tian Xiaoxia seemed to have discovered a new world, and said excitedly: "Wow, Brother Gou is so happy. Kissing me doesn't count, there are beauties kissing him here!"

(End of this chapter)