The strongest village doctor

Chapter 228

"Sister Xingju, I can't promise you this! If you want to give birth to a monkey, find another way, don't ask me, ah." As he said that, he was about to slip away.

Unexpectedly, Li Xingju hugged him with a whoosh, and begged for a while: "Ergou, people in Tiankeng Village say that I am a hen that can't lay eggs. I don't agree, please help me, they say I don’t know how to give birth, so I will give birth to them! As long as you promise to help, I will obey you in everything in the future, and I can be your underground lover!”

Holy shit, Li Xingju's idea is really weird.

Just to prove to those gossiping women that she will give birth to a monkey if she finds anyone.

You know, Li Xingju is a female college student who went to college?
Her thinking, Pi Ergou said, is totally incomprehensible.

"Sister Xingju, there are some gossips in the village who are just too busy to be idle, and when someone else has something to do, they can immediately trigger their excitement. What they say is nothing, you just treat them like a fart and let them go!"

"Ergou, there are too many gossipers, not just one or two. My reputation of not being able to lay eggs has spread to Baiyang Town. The matchmaker is looking for a partner for me, and they only dare to look for divorced ones with children. Are you angry? Huh?" Li Xingju had a defeated expression when talking about what happened in the past few days.

"Sister Xingju, you are a college student. As long as you want to marry, there are many good men who want you! You are beautiful and have a diploma, and you are afraid that you will not get married. It's funny!" Pi Ergou couldn't laugh or cry.

"But my reputation is ruined? Those good ones know that I can't give birth to monkeys, so they don't want me? What I want is to let the rumors prove self-defeating. Please help me, really!"

"What, I can't help you with this kind of work!" As he said that, he wanted to get rid of Li Xingju's entanglement.

Unexpectedly, Li Xingju hugged him even tighter. With some strength, he hugged Er Gou without saying a word, and kissed his lips all at once.

Ergouxin said hello, it was the first time in his life that he was kissed by a woman forcibly.

After kissing for a few minutes, Li Xingju turned herself naked, dragging him to do something.Seeing that it was nothing wrong, Pi Ergou tripped Li Xingju onto the bed as soon as he was busy.Grease the soles of the feet and run away.

This guy escaped from Li Xingju's clutches, ran outside the gate of the courtyard, and said in his heart that he meowed, so dangerous!
Two flowers bloom, each representing a branch.Let's talk about Pi Dapao, this old traitor asked Pi Ergou to say that he couldn't count, but instead he was beaten.He ran home dejectedly, beat chickens and scolded dogs at home, and was so frightened that the millennium bug hurriedly slipped away with an excuse.

After the ping-pong-pong sound of Pi Dapao's house, the old villain finally calmed down a bit.Gudu Gudu drank a big cup of Burning Knife, Pi Dapao rubbed the blood-red eyes of the dog, and called Secretary Zhang in the town, crying: "Secretary Zhang, you have to be the master for me, woohoo!"

Over there, Lao Zhang was presiding over a branch village meeting, when he suddenly heard Pi Dapao crying on the phone.Immediately, the whole person was stunned, and hurriedly ran out to answer: "Da Pao, why do you look like a bitch, why are you crying? Tell me, what's the matter?"

"It's the village tyrant Pi Ergou. He punched me like a panda! I told Secretary Zhang to comment. Guess what he said?"

"Oh, it's Pi Ergou again, what did he say?"

"Secretary Zhang, I dare not say it!" Pi Dapao added emphatically.

"Say it, I won't blame you!"

"He said that Secretary Zhang is an idiot, that bastard, beating the village officials is simply lawless!" Pi Dapao cried.

"Da Pao, I'm not talking about you. Pi Ergou is the rich star in our town. Don't recruit him if you have nothing to do. Think about it, if there is no Pi Ergou, the account in Danai Village can have 100 million? Also, He pays 300 million dividends to the town every year, do you know?" Lao Zhang seldom helped Pi Ergou.

"Secretary Zhang, it doesn't matter if he beats me like a bastard, but he dares to call you an idiot. This is clearly not taking you seriously! I strongly demand that the village bully Pi Er be severely punished." dog!"

"Okay, I'm presiding over an important meeting. I'll ask Wang Xingyan to help you with your matter, okay?"

After hanging up the phone of Pi Cannon, Lao Zhang clicked his mouth, and after thinking about it, it was just a phone call to Xiaojiao's wife.With a smile on his face, he said: "Xingyan, Pi Dapao called and complained that he was beaten. An old man is crying like a woman, alas!"

"What, he is the local emperor of Danai Village. Who dares to beat him? He is fine if he doesn't beat others. I don't believe that someone else beat him!" At this time, because Liu Yan, who was the nanny, had just entered the door, Wang Xingyan was busy following her. She speaks the rules.

"He's crying, it's not fake! And the person who beat him was Pi Ergou! Ergou, after hearing what Pi Dapao said, he scolded me, saying I'm an idiot, huh!" Lao Zhang No matter how magnanimous he was, if someone called him a fool, he would still explode with anger.

"Isn't it? Pi Ergou knows this? It must be Pi Dapao who made it out of nothing. This old bastard is full of lies, and he can only believe three parts of what he says!"

"Wait a minute. Pi Dapao sent a photo of the beating, I'll go, it's got panda eyes, it's so fresh, it's fresh. I'll send it to you for a look. Wait, you go to Dana Village and deal with this matter! See if you can ask Pi Ergou to apologize, or pay for medical expenses." After finishing speaking, Lao Zhang forwarded Pi Dapao's panda eye photo to Xiaojiao's wife.

When Wang Xingyan received the photo from her husband, seeing that Pi Dapao had really been beaten into panda eyes, she couldn't laugh or cry.Those who dare to beat the village chief, only Pi Ergou can do it!

After Liu Yan was settled, Wang Xingyan went back to her room, put on light makeup, and went out with her bag.

As soon as she left, Liu Yan called Pi Ergou to inform her: "Ergou, Pi Dapao complained to Secretary Zhang, saying that you beat him and scolded Secretary Zhang, is it true or not? "

On the other side of the phone, Pi Ergou said with a confused face: "This must be Pi Cannon adding oil and vinegar. I'm out of my mind, and I have nothing to scold Secretary Zhang for doing nothing."

"Look at this, Pi Dapao is still crying, haha, the old village tyrant can't do anything about you, I'm dying of laughter!"

"And then? What did Secretary Zhang say?"

"Secretary Zhang asked Wang Xingyan to come over to deal with it, and she drove here! Ergou, what should you do? Should you go out to hide from the limelight?" Liu Yan was sweating for him as he spoke.

"Cold salad!"

Pi Ergou hung up the phone, and not long after, a car horn sounded outside the courtyard.He was a green liuyaotao all the way, and when he returned to the door, he said with a smile on his face: "Sister Wang, do you miss me?"

"Thinking of you big-headed ghost, you bastard, you dare to beat even the village chief, don't you want to live?" Wang Xingyan stepped forward and beat him like a slap.

"Sister Wang, why did I have such a fucking day with Pi Cannon? It's like this—" At that moment, Pi Ergou poured beans out of the bamboo tube, how he insulted Liu Yuemei with Pi Cannon, and how Liu Yuemei asked him to come forward, Pi Cannon And how to reverse right and wrong, how to fight back, how to come to the door to make trouble and tell the whole story.

After hearing what he said, Wang Xingyan rolled her eyes angrily and said, "Get in the car! Go confront Leather Cannon!"

(End of this chapter)