The strongest village doctor

Chapter 33 Dealing with the Leather Cannon

In the morning, Wan Shanhong rented five acres of fertile land by the Baiyang Lake through the village head, Pi Dapao.Soon, while arranging Wang Matou to rake the field, he bought high-quality rice seeds and soaked them in Pi Ergou's house for two days. up.

That night, Pi Ergou was having dinner at home when he saw Sister Mopan calling in from the dark place, she went up and touched his head and said, "Ergou, it's been several days, how do you think about that matter?" gone?"

"Sister Mopan, what the hell?" The guy pretended to be confused and looked at Sister Mopan, drooling involuntarily.

Seeing his pretentiousness, Sister Mopan was so angry that she picked up his big ears and said, "You bastard, it can be a miracle. It's about seeing a doctor for Butcher Zhao! Don't refuse, the village chief is a dog!" Damn, forcing the millennium bug to demand 9 yuan in damages. [-] yuan, it's going to kill me!"

"Shrimp? Damage fee! What damage fee?"

"You don't know, it's your loss fee of one mu for ten mu. The exchange of fields is a bad idea thought up by the millennium bug. The lion opened his mouth and asked for 9 yuan!" Sister Mopan said looking at Pi Ergou in mourning.

"Oh damn, it costs [-] yuan. Why doesn't Pi Dapao go to grab it?" Pi Ergouxin said Niang Xipi, Pi Dapao's arrogance is too high.Just changed the field and forced me to return it, and even stole my agreement.At the same time, he opened his mouth wide with the millennium bug lion. This girl eats meat at both ends, and she has all the benefits!
At this point, he realized that blindly forbearance is not enough, because he is used to the problem of cannons, and something big will happen.I have to think of a way to put an end to the arrogance of Village Chief Pi!
"Ergou, please, please? The old lady swore a poisonous oath. As long as you look after Butcher Zhao, his family will move out. He will be the village tyrant in the future, and you will punish him again!"

"After the work is done, I will plow my fields for you, okay?" Sister Mopan asked with all her might.

"Uh, that's fine. When I was poor, you gave me food, and the kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring. This time, I will repay you! And the village chief, let alone [-], don't give me a cent." .I'll stand up for you!" Pi Ergou had already figured out a trick to deal with Pi Dapao.But Xiaohong lives in his Divine Xiaoyin, Xiaohong is a female ghost, he really treats her as a display.Sending Xiao Hong to the village chief's house at night, it would be no wonder if it didn't scare Pi Cannon out of his wits!
"Wow, what a dog, I love you so much!" When Sister Mopan was happy, she rushed forward like a hungry tiger, and the two kissed together.

Kissing and kissing, Sister Mopan was bare-chested, and Pi Ergou suddenly woke up and said: "Sister Mopan, it's better not to get too deep. I can't destroy your marriage, you go back and wait for my news, ah. "

"Ergou, you know that the millennium bug is a slug, he can't do it. Can you help sister, can you?" Sister Mopan was anxious.

"I still have something to do, I want to go out!" Pi Ergou hurriedly oiled the soles of his feet, and came out of the courtyard, going to Pi Dapao's house to release ghosts.

Debo passed by the courtyard gate of Liu Honglian's house, and suddenly saw Liu Honglian running out crying.Seeing Pi Ergou, Liu Honglian shouted for help: "Ergou, help! Wang Matou is going to hit me, beat me to death! Look, woohoo!" As she spoke, Liu Honglian lifted up her clothes, and saw There are also tailbone parts on her back, which are full of floating blood marks, which is shocking to see.

Seeing this, Pi Ergou said angrily, "Wang Ma is such a fucking idiot, he is really an aunt and no one else! Let me show him some color!"

Ding Deng Deng.

Pi Ergou rushed to Wang Matou's courtyard.Patou Wang Matou took a big stick in his hand, and rushed out like a red-eyed beast.

"Wang Matou, you bastard, dare to hit my aunt!" Pi Ergou's anger was all concentrated in his hands.I saw him raise his fist, aim at Wang Ma's head, and with a few hundred catties of strength, he flew his fist to the front door.

Ah!
Wang Ma received a heavy punch on the head, his legs couldn't stop falling, and he kissed the floor heavily.The big stick he was holding also fell out, and looking at his doggy face, he saw blood flowing from his nose, and even his front teeth were blown away.

"Pi Ergou, you bastard, it's none of your business for me to beat my wife! Dare to beat me, I will fight with you!" Wang Matou roared suddenly, and a hungry tiger rushed to eat, trying to hug Pi Ergou go out.Unexpectedly, Pi Ergou is so strong that he wants to go to the sky, his huge body is hugged up, no matter how hard he is, Pi Ergou is like an iron tower, and he does not move when he hears the wind.

Wang Matou couldn't get off the stage anymore, wondering how the hell he couldn't even beat a kid.This little boy has become a genius, with such great strength!
"Wang Matou, don't bother, you can't beat me!" Pi Ergou said while looking at Wang Matou in a hippie way.

"Ergou, it's okay for me to admit defeat. I promise not to hit Liu Honglian in the future, and if I hit me again, I will be a turtle. You can save face and pretend to fall, okay?" Wang Matou wanted to die.If the villagers know that he is such a big man that he can't even beat the little kids in the village, what will he do in the future?

"I'm going, you beat your wife violently, and you still want to give you face, you have a fart face!" As he said, Pi Ergou put Wang Ma's head on the ground with his fist, and stepped on his belly, viciously He said: "Wang Matou, do you still beat your wife?"

"No more fights, no more fights!" Wang Matou was really afraid of the vicious Ergou, so he didn't have the slightest prestige.

Seeing that Wang Matou couldn't beat Pi Ergou, Liu Honglian sneered and said, "You bastard, if you dare to touch my finger again, I will let Ergou deal with you!"

"Honey, I dare not!"

Seeing that Wang Matou was honest, he seemed to have sincerely repented.Only then did Pi Ergou let go, and happily said to Liu Honglian: "Auntie, you will come to my place tomorrow and show you your injuries. In the future, Wang Matou will make old mistakes again, just call me!"

Liu Honglian sent Ergou out of the house all the time, thanking Ergou with gratitude: "Ergou, my aunt will rely on you from now on. Do you want to plow the fields? My aunt has..."

"Auntie, I have something else to do. Goodbye!" Pi Ergou said, walking in the dark through the ancestral hall of Danai Village, then through a bamboo forest, and came straight to Pi Dapao's house.

The guy hid in a secluded place, let Xiaohong out and said, "Xiaohong, you should float into the village chief's house right now, and give Pi Dapao a bit of fuel to scare him!"

As soon as she heard that there was a task, Xiaohong was overjoyed and said: "Master, scaring people is my specialty! Look at me, master!" With a swipe, there was a gust of wind, and Xiaohong floated into the high wall of Pi Dapao's house Inside the compound.

At this time, Pi Cannon was taking a bath in the bathroom, and was shaving naked in front of a mirror. Suddenly, a dead face appeared in the mirror, bloody, and scared Pi Cannon out of his wits: "Ah, ghost, Ghost!"

Pound, Pi Dapao ran out naked without any clothes on!

His daughter-in-law, Jiang Ying, was cooking in the kitchen, and when she heard the ghost screaming, she ran out to see what was going on: "Da Pao, what's wrong with you?"

"Damn it, there is a ghost in the bathroom. I saw a ghost. There was a bloody dead face in the mirror. It scared me to death!" Pi Dapao turned pale with fright, and gasped for breath.

"You bastard, how can there be a ghost, let me see!" Jiang Ying thought to himself that Pi Dapao was usually so courageous, why was he so frightened.The woman had to go to the mirror, looked left and right, and said angrily: "Da Pao, there is no ghost, you have done something wrong, and you scare yourself!"

"Smelly bitch, you fart. I didn't do anything wrong, shut up!"

"Not yet. Forcing Ergou to change fields, Ergou changed, and forced Ergou to return! Seeing what you have done, I am ashamed for you!" Jiang Ying has always been submissive to Pi Cannon, but Pi Cannon It's too much for Pi Ergou, even she can't stand it.

"Stinky bitch, what do you know? If you talk again, I'll beat you up!" Jiang Ying told Pi Dapao that he had a heart attack, so he swung his fists angrily, and was about to beat Jiang Ying violently.

It was too late and then quickly, and there was a person floating under the eaves in front of him, who seemed to be a little girl. The little girl had dark eyes and giggled at him.

Ah!
"Ghost, there's a ghost!" Pi Dapao was so frightened that he ran away with his head in his arms, panicked and scrambled under the dining table in the living room, feeling unsafe, so scared that he hid in the bedroom.

As soon as he entered the bedroom, a gust of wind was blowing towards the bedroom.

After a while, I heard the sound of ping-pong-pong in the bedroom, and the leather cannon seemed to explode, and it kept making wails.

Let's talk about Pi Ergou.When he heard Pi Dapao's screams, he was satisfied and ran back home without anyone noticing.

If there is no accident, Jiang Ying will come to him soon and ask him to exorcise Pi Cannon.

As soon as this guy was happy, he saw Ding Qing helping him wash the dishes in the kitchen.With a cry, she hugged Ding Qing and kissed her.Ding Qing shyly said: "Brother Dog, you are washing the dishes!"

"Girl Qing, your lips are a bit dry, can't I moisturize them for you?"

"Well, that's fine! Just help me moisturize!"

The two were kissing. When the courtyard door rang, Jiang Ying flew in with a pale face and said, "Er Gou! It's terrible, Er Gou!"

Pi Ergou and Ding Qing broke up in a hurry, and walked out with a sound of De'er, pretending to be confused and saying: "Aunt Ying, what's the matter?"

"It's Leather Cannon...he saw a ghost!" Jiang Ying didn't believe in ghosts at first, but seeing that Leather Cannon was scared into a dog, she couldn't believe it!

"Where did you see the ghost?"

"At home, Pi Dapao was taking a bath in the bathroom, and saw a female ghost in the mirror! Ergou, there must be something dirty in my house, please help me take a look!" Jiang Ying turned pale, and begged Pi Ergou for a while. .

"Aunt Ying, don't drag me. I'm not free right now, let's see if I can do it tomorrow?" He pretended to say.

"Ergou, auntie, please. The leather cannon is howling, and it's frightening. By tomorrow, the day lily will be cold! Let's go!" Jiang Ying was so anxious that her butt and butt were on fire, and she hurried , Pull up the skin Ergou and leave.

After passing through the flowers and willows for a while, Debo came to Pi Dapao's house.

As soon as he jumped into the hospital, Pi Ergou barked: "Aunt Ying is not well, a female ghost has come to your house!"

"Ah? There really are female ghosts, Ergou, please help drive away the ghosts, as long as you save Leather Cannon, my aunt will miss you!"

"Uh, what, you call out Pi Cannon, I'll talk to him!"

(End of this chapter)