The strongest village doctor
Chapter 431
Chapter 431
The millennium bug didn't give up, and many people ran away to talk about it, but those people just refused, saying that it was for 100 yuan, and the loss of tens of thousands was not worth it.
After running around until ten o'clock in the morning, the millennium bug was completely discouraged. In the end, the head of the group was called and counted, and there were only fifteen people left!
"Old Five, there are dozens more, where are they?" Millennium Bug looked confused, only fifteen people participated in the siege, he couldn't explain to Village Chief Pi.
"Report to the team leader, they said they have something to do at home, so they won't come!" The fifth child gloated at the Millennium Bug and said.
Right here, the millennium bug's daughter-in-law, Mopan, flew over on a battery car.She saw that the millennium bug had summoned more than a dozen people, and hurriedly said: "Uncles and sisters-in-law, there are a few thieves in the city, and they are already lurking in the villages and groups. Don't leave your house? What if there is something missing in the house? , why is it more than 100 yuan? And oh, look after your daughter-in-law!"
As soon as he said he was optimistic about his daughter-in-law, the uncles summoned by the millennium bug were not calm now.
"Team leader, I won't go, I'd better stay at home and rest assured!"
"Sorry, I'm not going either."
"Fuck, I'm not going either!"
……
I'm afraid that someone will take the lead. Once someone starts, the others behind will follow suit.As a result, the fifteen people that the Millennium Bug spent so much time and effort to attract, were mixed by the big millstone, and only five people were left.Five people!
Looking at the few five people in front of him, the millennium bug was so angry that he wanted to bang his head against the wall.When he saw his wife making trouble, he immediately became furious.He wanted to roar at the big millstone.However, in the end, rationality overcame the out-of-control emotions. Now their family is headed by a woman, and the millennium bug earns some pocket money by playing cards. blessing.So, the millennium bug can't make money, only the wife can make money.The new clothes on his body were bought with his wife's money.
"I said Big Mopan, don't you go to the supermarket? What are you doing here? Auntie, please, don't come here to make trouble?"
"A worthless thing, you know how to kneel and lick the cannon all day long. What do you think you have fallen into? Did you make money or glorify your ancestors? You know that doing these immoral things like having a son! Go home for me Go!" With that said, the big millstone dragged the millennium bug and headed home.
Millennium Bug saw that there were a few elders watching the jokes, so he couldn't be cowardly, so he threw off his wife's pull and said majesticly: "Yellow-faced woman, you really think I'm a sick cat. I'm Village leader, don't disturb my work, do you understand?"
"Hey you millennium bug, bastard, Pi Ergou paid so much money alone to build asphalt roads in the village. You are too embarrassed to block blackmail and prevent construction! I said, you have Don't you have any conscience?" Big Mopan condemned.
A few words made those people feel ashamed, and some of them stepped forward and said, "Group leader, you sister Mopan is right. Pi Ergou pays for the road repairs in the village by himself, so let's just forget about it. If you want to stir things up, that's really heartless! We're going back!"
"Huh? Niu Gutou, why don't you leave? Just go to the construction site for a stop, and there is a labor fee of 100 yuan!" The millennium bug also tried to buy people's hearts with money.
"Leader, we're not going either!"
Seeing that the last two people also left, the fifteen people left behind by the millennium bug were all wiped out because of the interference of the daughter-in-law.Immediately, the millennium bug wanted to die, and he beat his head and said, "You damn yellow-faced woman, it's over now, I'll let you go back! How can I explain to Village Chief Pi? Village Chief Pi will scold you Kill me?"
"Bah, trash, will Village Chief Pi eat you? Is he your father or your ancestor? A poor team leader who doesn't get paid, and works so hard. Let me go home and see the supermarket, Village Chief Pi asked, Just say you have diarrhea and get sick!" Just like that, the millennium bug was dragged home by his wife.
At 10:30 in the morning, the sun was shining brightly.Pi Dapao and his son, who had obeyed in the compound of Ercun village committee early, were running around like ants in a hot pot.
It was agreed to call 2000 people, but the number of people present surprised the father and son.
"I'll go, Liu Yiliang, you just called five people?" Pi Jishi was so angry that he wanted to kill him.
"Brother Pi, the folks in my group said that Pi Ergou would come to the house to steal things, and they all said they wanted to guard the house, so they won't come! I begged grandpa to sue grandma, and I begged five people!" Liu Yiliang said with a mournful face.
"Useless things, if they don't come, you won't help Pi Ergou clarify it. Just say that it's a rumor, and Pi Ergou doesn't steal things at all. As for stealing children, that's nonsense!" Pi Dapao was so angry Almost vomiting blood.Originally, I wanted to ruin Pi Ergou's reputation, but I didn't expect to help that guy a lot.Now it's all right, the villagers in the second village are afraid to come, no one will surround the construction site without villagers.If no one surrounded the construction site, he would have no bargaining chip, so how could he let Pi Ergou rent the forest in Ercun?
You must know that the arable forest in the second village has reached 100 mu!Even if the original price is good, the annual rent of 1000 mu is 1000 million yuan, how much is [-] mu, [-] million, [-] million!
Thinking that such a large sum of money was gone, Pi Dapao became anxious, he was anxious.
"Boss, I've clarified that no one believed me, okay? The villagers said in turn that it was Pi Ergou who bought us off with money! I really couldn't clean myself up by jumping into the Yellow River!" Liu Yiliang yelled angrily.He screamed in his heart, bastard, Piergou is a bastard, isn't that funny than luck?Seeing that Village Chief Pi had a bargaining chip, it turned out that Liang Chaofu didn't help and fooled the villagers back.Who is the happiest now, Pi Ergou.
That funny guy probably wakes up laughing at night when he sleeps!
"Hey, Pi Ergou will bribe us with money? These fools, idiots, what kind of IQ?" Pi Jishi suddenly aged ten years, and he thought that Pi Ergou is a bastard, what a shit luck!
"Liang Chaofu, Lan Shanfa, why did you come here empty-handed?" Pi Dapao wanted to get angry when he saw that these two looked like his dead mother.
"Boss, if the folks don't come, I won't be able to pull them all!" Lan Shanfa said dejectedly.
"Boss, I am the same. My mouth is dry, but the folks just don't believe it. They insist that I took Pi Ergou's money, and I also took 20 yuan! My God, if I have 20 yuan, I will still pay you [-] yuan!" Stay in this shitty place?" Liang Chaofu was so jealous that he was so funny, he was so lucky.I wanted to hurt him, but instead I helped him.I'm so stupid, why don't I die?Oh my god, soon a thunder will fall and chop me up, right?
"Hey, spread rumors, and dispel them! It's retribution, and we'll see Yang Chaochun and the millennium bug next!" Pi Dapao didn't expect Huang Jinliang to win many lives. Huang Jinliang relied on his wife's favor. , Pi Dapao had no choice but to let him be the deputy village head, and let him also serve as the village head of the Liuhua group.The problem is that Huang Jinliang's surname is Huang, and his contacts are in the Huangwu group.In the Liuhua group, he doesn't even have a decent relative, so how can he pull people.
Before the words finished, Yang Chaochun came.A dozen or so villagers followed him sparsely, either old or young, and there was not a single young man who worked hard.
Seeing this, Pi Dapao's eyes darkened, and he almost fainted.He was so angry that his voice turned into an eunuch's voice: "Group Leader Yang, isn't there 1000 people? Why are there only three melons and two dates?"
"Boss, don't mention it. I broke my mouth. The folks in the Yangkeng group refused to come, saying that they wanted to look after the child at home, for fear that the child would be stolen!" Yang Chaochun looked at Pi Dapao in a daze.
"Pi Ergou doesn't steal anything at all, won't you help him clean up? What is your mouth for? Just say it's a rumor?" Pi Dapao sighed, his face as ugly as it could be.
"Boss, did I tell you? The folks asked me, where did Pi Ergou get the [-] million yuan? I said he borrowed it from a loan. The folks didn't believe it at all, saying which fool would give him so much money to build roads. Fool I believe it, it must have been stolen. What can I do if you say that?" Yang Chaochun almost cried.He yelled in his heart, that bastard Pi Ergou, he didn't expect to hit the right way and scare the folks in Ercun to go home, but no one was going to block his way.
"It's alright, alright, shit, trash!" Pi Dapao didn't have the slightest prestige of a village chief, coughing continuously, like a sick patient.
"Forget it. If the millennium bug can call 200 people, then it can be contained, at least it will be no problem to force those construction teams to stop working!" Pi Jishi said, looking anxiously at the entrance of the compound.
Several people waited for a while, and Pi Dapao was so impatient, he paced back and forth and said, "The millennium bug is an old thing, why hasn't it come yet?"
"Boss, I guess he called too many people, so slow down." Liang Chaofu salivated.
"It's possible. It's still very reassuring to handle the millennium bug!" Pi Gout looked expectantly at the gate of the courtyard again.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, waiting left and right, I was stunned to see the ghost of Y[-]K.
"Huang Jinliang, what the hell is the millennium bug doing? You call him and ask him!" Pi Dapao gave an order.
Huang Jinliang went out to make a phone call, and when he got connected, he heard the Y[-]K complaint: "Vice Chief Huang, I have severe diarrhea and I can't even walk. Please tell the boss!"
"What? Millennium bug, what about the heads you brought here? How many are there?" Huang Jinliang felt that things were going to be serious.
"Vice Chief Huang, I have diarrhea and can't even walk. Where can I pull people?"
"Dirty, useless thing!" Huang Jinliang criticized the cannon. He was the deputy village chief, and the millennium bug was one level behind him, so he would point at the millennium bug and scold him like a cat.Call Y[-]K like a dog.
Wow, it's so cool to swear.No wonder the old guy Pi Dapao scolds people every day!
After making the phone call, Huang Jinliang's face suddenly changed. He came back like a chameleon, and immediately changed into a smiling face and said, "Boss, the millennium bug is sick. He has diarrhea and can't walk!"
"What? Say it again! It's useless, you believe him when he says he has diarrhea?" Pi Dapao couldn't help but point at Huang Jinliang and scold him bloody.The main reason was that Liu Yan didn't get along with him, so Pi Dapao pointed at Huang Jinliang and yelled at him, using him as a punching bag.
"Boss, it's not that I have diarrhea, did you scold the wrong person?" Jin Liangxin said, old bastard, Liu Yan won't do things for you, so you just point at me and scold me, scold today and tomorrow.I have a fart to be a deputy village head. I have no money to get it, and I will be scolded for being a dog's leg.What the hell, I quit!
As soon as Huang Jinliang got hot-headed, he almost blurted out, I quit.
(End of this chapter)
The millennium bug didn't give up, and many people ran away to talk about it, but those people just refused, saying that it was for 100 yuan, and the loss of tens of thousands was not worth it.
After running around until ten o'clock in the morning, the millennium bug was completely discouraged. In the end, the head of the group was called and counted, and there were only fifteen people left!
"Old Five, there are dozens more, where are they?" Millennium Bug looked confused, only fifteen people participated in the siege, he couldn't explain to Village Chief Pi.
"Report to the team leader, they said they have something to do at home, so they won't come!" The fifth child gloated at the Millennium Bug and said.
Right here, the millennium bug's daughter-in-law, Mopan, flew over on a battery car.She saw that the millennium bug had summoned more than a dozen people, and hurriedly said: "Uncles and sisters-in-law, there are a few thieves in the city, and they are already lurking in the villages and groups. Don't leave your house? What if there is something missing in the house? , why is it more than 100 yuan? And oh, look after your daughter-in-law!"
As soon as he said he was optimistic about his daughter-in-law, the uncles summoned by the millennium bug were not calm now.
"Team leader, I won't go, I'd better stay at home and rest assured!"
"Sorry, I'm not going either."
"Fuck, I'm not going either!"
……
I'm afraid that someone will take the lead. Once someone starts, the others behind will follow suit.As a result, the fifteen people that the Millennium Bug spent so much time and effort to attract, were mixed by the big millstone, and only five people were left.Five people!
Looking at the few five people in front of him, the millennium bug was so angry that he wanted to bang his head against the wall.When he saw his wife making trouble, he immediately became furious.He wanted to roar at the big millstone.However, in the end, rationality overcame the out-of-control emotions. Now their family is headed by a woman, and the millennium bug earns some pocket money by playing cards. blessing.So, the millennium bug can't make money, only the wife can make money.The new clothes on his body were bought with his wife's money.
"I said Big Mopan, don't you go to the supermarket? What are you doing here? Auntie, please, don't come here to make trouble?"
"A worthless thing, you know how to kneel and lick the cannon all day long. What do you think you have fallen into? Did you make money or glorify your ancestors? You know that doing these immoral things like having a son! Go home for me Go!" With that said, the big millstone dragged the millennium bug and headed home.
Millennium Bug saw that there were a few elders watching the jokes, so he couldn't be cowardly, so he threw off his wife's pull and said majesticly: "Yellow-faced woman, you really think I'm a sick cat. I'm Village leader, don't disturb my work, do you understand?"
"Hey you millennium bug, bastard, Pi Ergou paid so much money alone to build asphalt roads in the village. You are too embarrassed to block blackmail and prevent construction! I said, you have Don't you have any conscience?" Big Mopan condemned.
A few words made those people feel ashamed, and some of them stepped forward and said, "Group leader, you sister Mopan is right. Pi Ergou pays for the road repairs in the village by himself, so let's just forget about it. If you want to stir things up, that's really heartless! We're going back!"
"Huh? Niu Gutou, why don't you leave? Just go to the construction site for a stop, and there is a labor fee of 100 yuan!" The millennium bug also tried to buy people's hearts with money.
"Leader, we're not going either!"
Seeing that the last two people also left, the fifteen people left behind by the millennium bug were all wiped out because of the interference of the daughter-in-law.Immediately, the millennium bug wanted to die, and he beat his head and said, "You damn yellow-faced woman, it's over now, I'll let you go back! How can I explain to Village Chief Pi? Village Chief Pi will scold you Kill me?"
"Bah, trash, will Village Chief Pi eat you? Is he your father or your ancestor? A poor team leader who doesn't get paid, and works so hard. Let me go home and see the supermarket, Village Chief Pi asked, Just say you have diarrhea and get sick!" Just like that, the millennium bug was dragged home by his wife.
At 10:30 in the morning, the sun was shining brightly.Pi Dapao and his son, who had obeyed in the compound of Ercun village committee early, were running around like ants in a hot pot.
It was agreed to call 2000 people, but the number of people present surprised the father and son.
"I'll go, Liu Yiliang, you just called five people?" Pi Jishi was so angry that he wanted to kill him.
"Brother Pi, the folks in my group said that Pi Ergou would come to the house to steal things, and they all said they wanted to guard the house, so they won't come! I begged grandpa to sue grandma, and I begged five people!" Liu Yiliang said with a mournful face.
"Useless things, if they don't come, you won't help Pi Ergou clarify it. Just say that it's a rumor, and Pi Ergou doesn't steal things at all. As for stealing children, that's nonsense!" Pi Dapao was so angry Almost vomiting blood.Originally, I wanted to ruin Pi Ergou's reputation, but I didn't expect to help that guy a lot.Now it's all right, the villagers in the second village are afraid to come, no one will surround the construction site without villagers.If no one surrounded the construction site, he would have no bargaining chip, so how could he let Pi Ergou rent the forest in Ercun?
You must know that the arable forest in the second village has reached 100 mu!Even if the original price is good, the annual rent of 1000 mu is 1000 million yuan, how much is [-] mu, [-] million, [-] million!
Thinking that such a large sum of money was gone, Pi Dapao became anxious, he was anxious.
"Boss, I've clarified that no one believed me, okay? The villagers said in turn that it was Pi Ergou who bought us off with money! I really couldn't clean myself up by jumping into the Yellow River!" Liu Yiliang yelled angrily.He screamed in his heart, bastard, Piergou is a bastard, isn't that funny than luck?Seeing that Village Chief Pi had a bargaining chip, it turned out that Liang Chaofu didn't help and fooled the villagers back.Who is the happiest now, Pi Ergou.
That funny guy probably wakes up laughing at night when he sleeps!
"Hey, Pi Ergou will bribe us with money? These fools, idiots, what kind of IQ?" Pi Jishi suddenly aged ten years, and he thought that Pi Ergou is a bastard, what a shit luck!
"Liang Chaofu, Lan Shanfa, why did you come here empty-handed?" Pi Dapao wanted to get angry when he saw that these two looked like his dead mother.
"Boss, if the folks don't come, I won't be able to pull them all!" Lan Shanfa said dejectedly.
"Boss, I am the same. My mouth is dry, but the folks just don't believe it. They insist that I took Pi Ergou's money, and I also took 20 yuan! My God, if I have 20 yuan, I will still pay you [-] yuan!" Stay in this shitty place?" Liang Chaofu was so jealous that he was so funny, he was so lucky.I wanted to hurt him, but instead I helped him.I'm so stupid, why don't I die?Oh my god, soon a thunder will fall and chop me up, right?
"Hey, spread rumors, and dispel them! It's retribution, and we'll see Yang Chaochun and the millennium bug next!" Pi Dapao didn't expect Huang Jinliang to win many lives. Huang Jinliang relied on his wife's favor. , Pi Dapao had no choice but to let him be the deputy village head, and let him also serve as the village head of the Liuhua group.The problem is that Huang Jinliang's surname is Huang, and his contacts are in the Huangwu group.In the Liuhua group, he doesn't even have a decent relative, so how can he pull people.
Before the words finished, Yang Chaochun came.A dozen or so villagers followed him sparsely, either old or young, and there was not a single young man who worked hard.
Seeing this, Pi Dapao's eyes darkened, and he almost fainted.He was so angry that his voice turned into an eunuch's voice: "Group Leader Yang, isn't there 1000 people? Why are there only three melons and two dates?"
"Boss, don't mention it. I broke my mouth. The folks in the Yangkeng group refused to come, saying that they wanted to look after the child at home, for fear that the child would be stolen!" Yang Chaochun looked at Pi Dapao in a daze.
"Pi Ergou doesn't steal anything at all, won't you help him clean up? What is your mouth for? Just say it's a rumor?" Pi Dapao sighed, his face as ugly as it could be.
"Boss, did I tell you? The folks asked me, where did Pi Ergou get the [-] million yuan? I said he borrowed it from a loan. The folks didn't believe it at all, saying which fool would give him so much money to build roads. Fool I believe it, it must have been stolen. What can I do if you say that?" Yang Chaochun almost cried.He yelled in his heart, that bastard Pi Ergou, he didn't expect to hit the right way and scare the folks in Ercun to go home, but no one was going to block his way.
"It's alright, alright, shit, trash!" Pi Dapao didn't have the slightest prestige of a village chief, coughing continuously, like a sick patient.
"Forget it. If the millennium bug can call 200 people, then it can be contained, at least it will be no problem to force those construction teams to stop working!" Pi Jishi said, looking anxiously at the entrance of the compound.
Several people waited for a while, and Pi Dapao was so impatient, he paced back and forth and said, "The millennium bug is an old thing, why hasn't it come yet?"
"Boss, I guess he called too many people, so slow down." Liang Chaofu salivated.
"It's possible. It's still very reassuring to handle the millennium bug!" Pi Gout looked expectantly at the gate of the courtyard again.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, waiting left and right, I was stunned to see the ghost of Y[-]K.
"Huang Jinliang, what the hell is the millennium bug doing? You call him and ask him!" Pi Dapao gave an order.
Huang Jinliang went out to make a phone call, and when he got connected, he heard the Y[-]K complaint: "Vice Chief Huang, I have severe diarrhea and I can't even walk. Please tell the boss!"
"What? Millennium bug, what about the heads you brought here? How many are there?" Huang Jinliang felt that things were going to be serious.
"Vice Chief Huang, I have diarrhea and can't even walk. Where can I pull people?"
"Dirty, useless thing!" Huang Jinliang criticized the cannon. He was the deputy village chief, and the millennium bug was one level behind him, so he would point at the millennium bug and scold him like a cat.Call Y[-]K like a dog.
Wow, it's so cool to swear.No wonder the old guy Pi Dapao scolds people every day!
After making the phone call, Huang Jinliang's face suddenly changed. He came back like a chameleon, and immediately changed into a smiling face and said, "Boss, the millennium bug is sick. He has diarrhea and can't walk!"
"What? Say it again! It's useless, you believe him when he says he has diarrhea?" Pi Dapao couldn't help but point at Huang Jinliang and scold him bloody.The main reason was that Liu Yan didn't get along with him, so Pi Dapao pointed at Huang Jinliang and yelled at him, using him as a punching bag.
"Boss, it's not that I have diarrhea, did you scold the wrong person?" Jin Liangxin said, old bastard, Liu Yan won't do things for you, so you just point at me and scold me, scold today and tomorrow.I have a fart to be a deputy village head. I have no money to get it, and I will be scolded for being a dog's leg.What the hell, I quit!
As soon as Huang Jinliang got hot-headed, he almost blurted out, I quit.
(End of this chapter)
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