The strongest village doctor
Chapter 58
Chapter 58 The Abacus of the Millennium Bug
"Look at my mouth shape. Go home and call your daughter-in-law Sister Mopan, and ask her to pretend to be close to Pi Ergou. It's best to do a fake show. Then ask your daughter-in-law to take a video of him! If this happens, I can still do it In my own name, I will reward you with 5 yuan! How about it?" Pi Dapao said with a tone of sure victory.
"Ah? Village Chief Pi, you mean to tell my daughter-in-law to use the book of beauties? If you want to make a fake show for real, wouldn't that make her cheat?" At this moment, the millennium bug looked confused.Don't ask him to wear a cuckold, he doesn't want to.It was Pi Ergou's place. The day before yesterday, his family relied on Pi Ergou's help to let Pi Dapao waive his 9 yuan damage fee.From this point of view, Pi Ergou is his family's benefactor!
He didn't even repay his benefactor, and now Village Chief Pi told him to order his daughter-in-law to do harm to others.Isn't this a white-eyed wolf?
However, if he dared not agree, not only would he not be able to get the 7 yuan bonus, but his position as team leader would also be dismissed by Village Chief Pi.You must know that in the countryside, a man who has lost his power will be looked down upon.
Besides, 7 yuan, this amount of money is a huge amount of money for the millennium bug.
He really couldn't refuse, so he agreed with all his heart: "Okay, I'll go all out! Village Chief Pi, wait for my news!" After speaking, the millennium bug ran home in a gust of wind.
As soon as he jumped into the house, there was a burst of aroma from the kitchen. Seeing his daughter-in-law cooking in the kitchen, the millennium bug rushed into the kitchen, snatched the spoon from the daughter-in-law, and said with a flattering expression: "Daughter-in-law, you worked hard!" Alright, let's go and have a rest. I'll cook, ah."
Sister Mopan was stunned, thinking that this slug was either flattering the cannon all day long, or playing cards and gambling money, and he didn't care about his family at all.Is the sun coming out from the west today?Seeing that the millennium bug was behaving abnormally, she slapped him angrily and said, "Damn ghost, when have you ever cooked? Just fart, what's the matter?"
"Daughter-in-law, what can I do? I just want to help you!"
"Forget it, you must have something to ask me. Tell me!" Sister Mopan was almost done cooking, and shoveled the last dish onto the plate.
"Hey, daughter-in-law, I really have something to ask you!" Millennium Bug nodded and bowed again, looking at his daughter-in-law.
When Sister Mopan heard that there was something wrong, she turned off the whirring range hood, looked at the millennium bug suspiciously, took off her apron and said, "What's the matter?"
"Daughter-in-law, Village Chief Pi entrusted our family with a glorious task. As long as I complete this task, I will not only be able to select an outstanding team leader at the end of the year and get a bonus of 5 yuan, but Village Chief Pi also promised to reward our family 7 yuan in his own name." Yuan!" The thought of getting [-] Yuan made Y[-]K go crazy.
"Damn it, it's your turn to have such a good thing? It must be very difficult, and Pi Da Pao will let you be taken advantage of!"
"Daughter-in-law, it's not difficult to handle. It's like this—" At that moment, Millennium Bug explained how to trick Pi Ergou, how to make a fake show, and how to make a video.
Pole!
As soon as she heard that she was asked to do this, Sister Mopan immediately turned evil eyes, and the three corpses jumped up and said, "Damn it, is Leather Cannon your emperor? He told you to eat shit and you eat shit too? I am your wife, you call me Doing this with another man? Bastard, you have the face to speak out!"
"Daughter-in-law, don't get angry. I can get 7 yuan. Second, I was rated as an excellent team leader and completed the tasks assigned by Village Chief Pi. Then I will be a celebrity around him. In the future, what benefits will there be?" , Village Chief Pi must be the first to think of our family, right?"
"No, it's impossible for me to do something like that with Pi Ergou, you should get rid of this idea as soon as possible! You are not afraid of wearing a cuckold, and my sister Mopan is shameless!" Sister Mopan glared at the millennium bug with righteous indignation.
Seeing that the daughter-in-law refused to agree, the millennium bug said with a dark face: "Smelly mother, this is the task assigned by the village chief Pi. In Danai village, he is my leader. I don't listen to the leader. This poor team leader can still do it." What are you doing! Do you have any brains? My team leader has been dismissed, and your supermarket can still be opened?!"
At the threat of the millennium bug, Miss Mopan shuddered violently, and then she calmed down.Xin said that Ergou was right, now that he is weak, he can't directly turn against Pi Dapao.After thinking about it, her attitude changed 180 degrees and she said, "Okay then. I can take over this task, but I can't fake it!"
"Daughter-in-law, can't it be real if it's not fake? If it's fake, even if you shoot a video, it won't really work!"
Sister Mopan turned on the recording function of her phone and said, "If I complete the task, what do you think of me?"
"Wife, you are the great hero of our family. It's too late for me to love you, how could I despise you?" The millennium bug swears hurriedly.
"That's not necessarily the case. You have to show your sincerity and let me trust you!"
"That's good. The legal representative of the supermarket will be changed to your name, and all our deposits will be transferred to your name! Also, if I dare to treat you badly, I will be hit with thunder and bangs, and I will die!"
"It's not enough, this matter is rotten, no matter how much you quarrel in the future, you must not say a word! By the way, what should I do if you threaten me with this matter?" Sister Mopan jumped up and said.
"Well, if you don't believe my words, then I don't know what to do." The millennium bug twisted its fleshy pimple with an innocent look on its face.
"How about this, you also find someone to do the fake show for real. Take the video and keep it for me. In this way, we will be the eldest brother, let alone the second brother, and no one will have to worry about losing money!" Sister Mopan thought of a brilliant idea road.
"Ah? I'm looking for someone. Isn't that an affair? You, do you have any objections?" The millennium bug opened its mouth wide in confusion.
"You're willing to let me trap wolves, what can I say?" Sister Mopan said inwardly, just you, a man with a slug and useless eggs, thinks I care about you.Ergou stole my heart long ago, and Ergou is my man!
"Okay, okay. Meiying in Tiankeng Village, she is a waste. You give me 1000 yuan, and I will find her to shoot a video right now!" The millennium bug said with a desperate expression.
"But let's talk about it, you and Mei Ying can only have one time as a prodigal. You can't have a secret relationship in the future. If I find out, I have the right to punish you. Do you have any objection?" Sister Mopan added another bumper for herself.
"Okay, okay!" Seeing that the millennium bug had persuaded his daughter-in-law, he was very happy.At that moment, after receiving 1000 yuan from his wife, the millennium bug took a shower, changed into the expensive clothes that he would not bear to wear, and went to Tiankeng Village to find Meiying.
As soon as the millennium bug left, Sister Mopan came out from the small door on the back foot, and reported to Pi Ergou's house along the way.
At this time, Pi Ergou is enjoying Ding Qing's kiss in the room.It turned out that this girl was careless for a while, and after making a big mistake, she felt very sorry, and wanted to make up for Ergou even more.So she can do anything, she is willing to do whatever Pi Ergou asks her to do.
Kissing and kissing, her lower abdomen became hot and said: "Brother Dog, you want me!"
"Ah? Not for the time being, come later!" Pi Ergou hadn't finished speaking, when he heard some movement at the window, he looked up and saw Sister Mopan calling him: "Ergou, something serious happened, come out!"
When Ding Qing saw Sister Mopan looking out the window, she let out a fright and slipped out.
Seeing that Ding Qing had slipped away, Pi Ergou stretched out his hand and pulled Sister Mopan out of the window. Seeing her nervous expression, he asked, "Sister Mopan, you said something big, what happened?"
"Ergou, it's like this—" At that moment, Sister Mopan poured beans into the bamboo tube, and told Pi Ergou truthfully how the village head gave the task to the millennium bug, how the millennium bug let her use beauty tricks, and how to make a video .
"I'm going, Pi Dapao is about to launch a full-scale attack!" He was having a headache, and changed the topic: "Sister Mopan, your information is timely, and it has helped me a lot!"
"You bastard, I'm yours, and I still speak foreign language! Tell me what you want me to do, and I'll listen to you!" Saying that, Sister Mopan leaned up.
"Use the knife trick! You can drag it on for as long as you can. If the millennium bug is in a hurry, you just say you haven't found a chance to do it!" .
"Okay, I'll listen to you! Kiss me—" Sister Mopan found his mouth and kissed him.After kissing for a few minutes, sister Mopan blushed and said, "Ergou, can you take me? I want you!"
"Sister Mopan, now is an extraordinary period. The enemy is strong and we are weak. We should restrain ourselves and not give the other party a chance. Can we come again when we become stronger in the future?" seek.
After sending Sister Mopan away, Pi Ergou was lying on the bedside playing with her mobile phone. After a while, Ding Qing jumped in and said, "Brother Dog, Lingyao is here!"
"Uh, something must be up if Lingyao is here!" Pi Ergou hurriedly put on his shirt, walked out, glanced around, and saw Lingyao hurried in.Seeing him, he got angry and said anxiously: "Brother Dog, Lao Zhao was beaten again, and a finger was cut off. I asked Lao Zhao who did it, and he said it was Da Bengya! Help me Come out and settle accounts with Da Bengya, okay?"
"Lingyao, I can say with certainty that the real culprit who cut your old Zhao's finger was not Da Bengya, he just used money to do things. The real culprit is Zhou Chuxi!" Pi Ergou said with a big thunderbolt.
"Ah? Impossible. Zhou Chuxi picked up Lao Zhao's severed finger and kept it himself. He sent it to the hospital to be picked up by Lao Zhao! He is a good man!" Lingyao looked at Pi Er in confusion. said the dog.
"Lingyao, let me ask you, did Zhou Chuxi go with Wang Hongshang?"
"Yes, he brought Wang Hongshang here!"
"That's right. Zhou Chuxi is pursuing Wang Hongshang. He pretends to be a good guy in order to win Wang Hongshang's favor. How can he keep pointing at him? Because this is the rule of Da Bengya. If the buyer wants a One finger, he wants to hand in his finger to prove that the task is completed, so that he can get the money!" Pi Ergou patiently explained.
"That's it. Zhou Chuxi is a dog day, so insidious!" Lingyao took a breath and said.
(End of this chapter)
"Look at my mouth shape. Go home and call your daughter-in-law Sister Mopan, and ask her to pretend to be close to Pi Ergou. It's best to do a fake show. Then ask your daughter-in-law to take a video of him! If this happens, I can still do it In my own name, I will reward you with 5 yuan! How about it?" Pi Dapao said with a tone of sure victory.
"Ah? Village Chief Pi, you mean to tell my daughter-in-law to use the book of beauties? If you want to make a fake show for real, wouldn't that make her cheat?" At this moment, the millennium bug looked confused.Don't ask him to wear a cuckold, he doesn't want to.It was Pi Ergou's place. The day before yesterday, his family relied on Pi Ergou's help to let Pi Dapao waive his 9 yuan damage fee.From this point of view, Pi Ergou is his family's benefactor!
He didn't even repay his benefactor, and now Village Chief Pi told him to order his daughter-in-law to do harm to others.Isn't this a white-eyed wolf?
However, if he dared not agree, not only would he not be able to get the 7 yuan bonus, but his position as team leader would also be dismissed by Village Chief Pi.You must know that in the countryside, a man who has lost his power will be looked down upon.
Besides, 7 yuan, this amount of money is a huge amount of money for the millennium bug.
He really couldn't refuse, so he agreed with all his heart: "Okay, I'll go all out! Village Chief Pi, wait for my news!" After speaking, the millennium bug ran home in a gust of wind.
As soon as he jumped into the house, there was a burst of aroma from the kitchen. Seeing his daughter-in-law cooking in the kitchen, the millennium bug rushed into the kitchen, snatched the spoon from the daughter-in-law, and said with a flattering expression: "Daughter-in-law, you worked hard!" Alright, let's go and have a rest. I'll cook, ah."
Sister Mopan was stunned, thinking that this slug was either flattering the cannon all day long, or playing cards and gambling money, and he didn't care about his family at all.Is the sun coming out from the west today?Seeing that the millennium bug was behaving abnormally, she slapped him angrily and said, "Damn ghost, when have you ever cooked? Just fart, what's the matter?"
"Daughter-in-law, what can I do? I just want to help you!"
"Forget it, you must have something to ask me. Tell me!" Sister Mopan was almost done cooking, and shoveled the last dish onto the plate.
"Hey, daughter-in-law, I really have something to ask you!" Millennium Bug nodded and bowed again, looking at his daughter-in-law.
When Sister Mopan heard that there was something wrong, she turned off the whirring range hood, looked at the millennium bug suspiciously, took off her apron and said, "What's the matter?"
"Daughter-in-law, Village Chief Pi entrusted our family with a glorious task. As long as I complete this task, I will not only be able to select an outstanding team leader at the end of the year and get a bonus of 5 yuan, but Village Chief Pi also promised to reward our family 7 yuan in his own name." Yuan!" The thought of getting [-] Yuan made Y[-]K go crazy.
"Damn it, it's your turn to have such a good thing? It must be very difficult, and Pi Da Pao will let you be taken advantage of!"
"Daughter-in-law, it's not difficult to handle. It's like this—" At that moment, Millennium Bug explained how to trick Pi Ergou, how to make a fake show, and how to make a video.
Pole!
As soon as she heard that she was asked to do this, Sister Mopan immediately turned evil eyes, and the three corpses jumped up and said, "Damn it, is Leather Cannon your emperor? He told you to eat shit and you eat shit too? I am your wife, you call me Doing this with another man? Bastard, you have the face to speak out!"
"Daughter-in-law, don't get angry. I can get 7 yuan. Second, I was rated as an excellent team leader and completed the tasks assigned by Village Chief Pi. Then I will be a celebrity around him. In the future, what benefits will there be?" , Village Chief Pi must be the first to think of our family, right?"
"No, it's impossible for me to do something like that with Pi Ergou, you should get rid of this idea as soon as possible! You are not afraid of wearing a cuckold, and my sister Mopan is shameless!" Sister Mopan glared at the millennium bug with righteous indignation.
Seeing that the daughter-in-law refused to agree, the millennium bug said with a dark face: "Smelly mother, this is the task assigned by the village chief Pi. In Danai village, he is my leader. I don't listen to the leader. This poor team leader can still do it." What are you doing! Do you have any brains? My team leader has been dismissed, and your supermarket can still be opened?!"
At the threat of the millennium bug, Miss Mopan shuddered violently, and then she calmed down.Xin said that Ergou was right, now that he is weak, he can't directly turn against Pi Dapao.After thinking about it, her attitude changed 180 degrees and she said, "Okay then. I can take over this task, but I can't fake it!"
"Daughter-in-law, can't it be real if it's not fake? If it's fake, even if you shoot a video, it won't really work!"
Sister Mopan turned on the recording function of her phone and said, "If I complete the task, what do you think of me?"
"Wife, you are the great hero of our family. It's too late for me to love you, how could I despise you?" The millennium bug swears hurriedly.
"That's not necessarily the case. You have to show your sincerity and let me trust you!"
"That's good. The legal representative of the supermarket will be changed to your name, and all our deposits will be transferred to your name! Also, if I dare to treat you badly, I will be hit with thunder and bangs, and I will die!"
"It's not enough, this matter is rotten, no matter how much you quarrel in the future, you must not say a word! By the way, what should I do if you threaten me with this matter?" Sister Mopan jumped up and said.
"Well, if you don't believe my words, then I don't know what to do." The millennium bug twisted its fleshy pimple with an innocent look on its face.
"How about this, you also find someone to do the fake show for real. Take the video and keep it for me. In this way, we will be the eldest brother, let alone the second brother, and no one will have to worry about losing money!" Sister Mopan thought of a brilliant idea road.
"Ah? I'm looking for someone. Isn't that an affair? You, do you have any objections?" The millennium bug opened its mouth wide in confusion.
"You're willing to let me trap wolves, what can I say?" Sister Mopan said inwardly, just you, a man with a slug and useless eggs, thinks I care about you.Ergou stole my heart long ago, and Ergou is my man!
"Okay, okay. Meiying in Tiankeng Village, she is a waste. You give me 1000 yuan, and I will find her to shoot a video right now!" The millennium bug said with a desperate expression.
"But let's talk about it, you and Mei Ying can only have one time as a prodigal. You can't have a secret relationship in the future. If I find out, I have the right to punish you. Do you have any objection?" Sister Mopan added another bumper for herself.
"Okay, okay!" Seeing that the millennium bug had persuaded his daughter-in-law, he was very happy.At that moment, after receiving 1000 yuan from his wife, the millennium bug took a shower, changed into the expensive clothes that he would not bear to wear, and went to Tiankeng Village to find Meiying.
As soon as the millennium bug left, Sister Mopan came out from the small door on the back foot, and reported to Pi Ergou's house along the way.
At this time, Pi Ergou is enjoying Ding Qing's kiss in the room.It turned out that this girl was careless for a while, and after making a big mistake, she felt very sorry, and wanted to make up for Ergou even more.So she can do anything, she is willing to do whatever Pi Ergou asks her to do.
Kissing and kissing, her lower abdomen became hot and said: "Brother Dog, you want me!"
"Ah? Not for the time being, come later!" Pi Ergou hadn't finished speaking, when he heard some movement at the window, he looked up and saw Sister Mopan calling him: "Ergou, something serious happened, come out!"
When Ding Qing saw Sister Mopan looking out the window, she let out a fright and slipped out.
Seeing that Ding Qing had slipped away, Pi Ergou stretched out his hand and pulled Sister Mopan out of the window. Seeing her nervous expression, he asked, "Sister Mopan, you said something big, what happened?"
"Ergou, it's like this—" At that moment, Sister Mopan poured beans into the bamboo tube, and told Pi Ergou truthfully how the village head gave the task to the millennium bug, how the millennium bug let her use beauty tricks, and how to make a video .
"I'm going, Pi Dapao is about to launch a full-scale attack!" He was having a headache, and changed the topic: "Sister Mopan, your information is timely, and it has helped me a lot!"
"You bastard, I'm yours, and I still speak foreign language! Tell me what you want me to do, and I'll listen to you!" Saying that, Sister Mopan leaned up.
"Use the knife trick! You can drag it on for as long as you can. If the millennium bug is in a hurry, you just say you haven't found a chance to do it!" .
"Okay, I'll listen to you! Kiss me—" Sister Mopan found his mouth and kissed him.After kissing for a few minutes, sister Mopan blushed and said, "Ergou, can you take me? I want you!"
"Sister Mopan, now is an extraordinary period. The enemy is strong and we are weak. We should restrain ourselves and not give the other party a chance. Can we come again when we become stronger in the future?" seek.
After sending Sister Mopan away, Pi Ergou was lying on the bedside playing with her mobile phone. After a while, Ding Qing jumped in and said, "Brother Dog, Lingyao is here!"
"Uh, something must be up if Lingyao is here!" Pi Ergou hurriedly put on his shirt, walked out, glanced around, and saw Lingyao hurried in.Seeing him, he got angry and said anxiously: "Brother Dog, Lao Zhao was beaten again, and a finger was cut off. I asked Lao Zhao who did it, and he said it was Da Bengya! Help me Come out and settle accounts with Da Bengya, okay?"
"Lingyao, I can say with certainty that the real culprit who cut your old Zhao's finger was not Da Bengya, he just used money to do things. The real culprit is Zhou Chuxi!" Pi Ergou said with a big thunderbolt.
"Ah? Impossible. Zhou Chuxi picked up Lao Zhao's severed finger and kept it himself. He sent it to the hospital to be picked up by Lao Zhao! He is a good man!" Lingyao looked at Pi Er in confusion. said the dog.
"Lingyao, let me ask you, did Zhou Chuxi go with Wang Hongshang?"
"Yes, he brought Wang Hongshang here!"
"That's right. Zhou Chuxi is pursuing Wang Hongshang. He pretends to be a good guy in order to win Wang Hongshang's favor. How can he keep pointing at him? Because this is the rule of Da Bengya. If the buyer wants a One finger, he wants to hand in his finger to prove that the task is completed, so that he can get the money!" Pi Ergou patiently explained.
"That's it. Zhou Chuxi is a dog day, so insidious!" Lingyao took a breath and said.
(End of this chapter)
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