The strongest village doctor

Chapter 72

With that said, Bai Lan grabbed the phone and made a call.After a while, the connection was made, and Bai Lan said with a sweet smile: "Uncle Big Dan, there is a little miracle doctor in Baiyang Town. His name is Pi Ergou. Have you heard of it?"

Bai Lan pressed the speakerphone, and heard a coaxing voice from the phone: "Bai Lan, the pharmacy business is not good, you need to pay more attention to the business. Those cats and dogs, you don't care so much. What? Also, I'm Uncle Quan Dan, not Uncle Big Dan! You girl, that's the only thing that's bad, you have no memory!"

Bai Quandan came up and taught Bai Lan a lesson.

Hearing this, Bai Lan said full of grievances: "Oh, uncle, this little miracle doctor is not a cat or a dog. Whether our big pharmacy can be brought back to life depends on him!"

"How do you say this?"

"Uncle Big Egg, Pi Ergou exclusively developed a baby that every man dreams of, called Ergou Suoyang Pill. According to my research, all the men who have used it agree that it is good, and they are rushing to get it!" Bai Lan looked excited. 's introduction.

"Uh, Ergou Suoyang Pills? Is it good or not? You don't just rely on your mouth. You have to try it yourself. It just so happens that I also...well, I have a friend...he has premature ejaculation. You let that kid Come here to test the medicine and see if he dares?" In the past two years, Bai Quandan has been extremely worried, and his second-married wife is at the age of a wolf, but when he reaches middle age, his functions as a man are on a cliff. slide.For this reason, Xiaojiao's wife sought medical advice everywhere, but few were reliable, and many of them were used by quack doctors to cheat money.Otherwise, there will be a strong dependence, and it is okay when the medicine is on, but once the medicine is stopped, I will stop eating immediately!
"Okay, okay! I'll bring Ergou here to test the medicine!"

"Uh, if you guys want to come, it's only half an hour. I'm going on a business trip for a week, so hurry up, ah." Bai Quandan urged, full of anticipation.

"Okay, okay, I'll be there in half an hour, see you, Uncle Big Egg!" After making the phone call, Bai Lannong slid off the bed, rolled up her clothes, and looked at him eagerly and said, "Ergou, My big egg uncle wants to try your Suoyang Pill, can you give it a try?"

"Try the medicine, yes, yes!" Pi Ergou said like a hunter looking at his prey.

"Then, Ergou, let's go, it's only half an hour!" Bai Lan pulled him up and left.

Er Gou took a few Suoyang Pills and went out to look for Toda Huilixiang.He is a landlubber now, he can't drive a car, only Lixiang can.After searching around, I found that Lixiang had gone to the tuba.The guy asked Bai Lan, "Hey, have you taken your driver's license test yet?"

"I passed the exam. Don't look at me as a girl. I learned to drive at the age of 15. I'm an old driver!" Bai Lan boasted.

"Okay then, you drive!" Pi Ergou threw the car keys to Bai Lan.

Just like that, Bai Lan drove the car, pulling Pi Ergou, and drove all the way.Within the scheduled time, he hurriedly arrived at the home of Bai Quandan, the mayor of Huanggu District.

Unexpectedly, the dignified home is even simpler than Ergou imagined.This is a three-bedroom apartment on the third floor, located in an old community.

"You are Pi Ergou?" Bai Quandan's eyes widened in surprise when he saw Pi Ergou.It means oh my god, this is a raw melon egg, and he hasn't even memorized the names of traditional Chinese medicines. He is the only one who can develop exclusive aphrodisiacs?
Impossible, absolutely impossible.

"You are Bai Quandan, the head of Huanggu District?" Pi Ergou was dumbfounded when he saw Bai Quandan.It subverted his impression of those fat officials with big ears.The Bai Quandan in front of him is not fat at all, nor does he have a pregnant belly, on the contrary, Bai Quandan is a thin person, the lean and lean kind.In addition to a bigger head, his figure can be said to be a bit slender.

Seeing this, Pi Ergou thought to himself, "Meow meow, this little girl Bailan is looking for a fake to fool me, right?"Thinking about it, he whispered, "He's so thin, he doesn't even have a pregnant belly, how could he be Bai Quandan? Impossible, I don't believe it!"

Hearing that Pi Ergou called him a fake, Bai Quandan's face was rotted, and he said angrily, "Hey you bastard, you suspect that I am fake, and I still say you are fake!"

"I'm not fake, it's like a fake leather dog!" He slapped his chest thumping loudly.

"That means your aphrodisiac medicine is fake! The traditional Chinese medicine of my Great Heavenly Dynasty is extensive and profound, and it is vast. Just kidding, you are a melon egg. If you say that you are only 20 years old, it is estimated that there are thousands of Chinese medicines. How can you develop an exclusive aphrodisiac if you don't memorize all the names of the medicine?"

Faced with Bai Quandan's sharp questioning, Pi Ergou took out a Suoyang Pill like a conjuring act, waved it in front of Bai Quandan's eyes and said, "True gold is not afraid of fire, my medicine is real or fake, just try it and you will know. However, before trying the medicine, I want to know if you are really Bai Quandan!"

One sentence made Bai Lan lose her temper, stomped her feet and said, "Er Gou, he is my uncle, can this be fake? If you don't believe me, look!" Bai Lan saw that the kid didn't believe her, so she took out her phone and opened the today's page. Toutiao, click on the local news, point to a photo for Pi Ergou to compare.

Pi Ergou opened his eyes wide, looked at the photos on the news, and then at the thin man in front of him.After confirming that it was correct, he said with a look of astonishment when he saw an alien: "Ah, I've seen it before, such a thin district chief, I'm a big girl on the sedan chair, see you for the first time!"

"Hey you kid, what about the medicine? Let me tell you first, if it doesn't work, then I'm sorry, I will ask the comrades from the Food and Drug Administration to file a case for investigation on you! Falsification is punishable by punishment, do you understand?" Bai Quandan didn't How arrogant an official is, when he said this, he even patted Ergou's dog's head with a happy face.

"District Chief Bai, I'm not serious, I dare to come? Here you are!" Pi Ergou handed a Suoyang Pill to District Chief Bai.

District Chief Bai opened the package, sniffed it with his nose, and then licked it with his tongue.Finding sour and sweet, he swallowed it in three mouthfuls.

Bai Lan on one side was even more nervous than Ergou, staring at Bai Quandan without blinking, observing his physiological state.After waiting for a while, seeing that he didn't respond at all, Bai Lan said in great disappointment, "Ergou, why is there no movement?"

"That's right, it's useless at all. The swindler, the liar, actually tricked the head of the district. See how I deal with you!" Bai Quandan suddenly felt insulted to his IQ, thanks to the fact that he specially sent his little wife Sima Yan shouted back home to stand by.In a fit of anger, he took out his cell phone and was about to make a call.It was too late to say that, Bai Quandan's eyes blurred, and the phone was in Pi Ergou's hands, and he heard him snort and say: "It's still the district chief, so impatient! This is pure Chinese medicine, slow down!" Hot, understand?"

"Um, heat up slowly. How long will it take to heat up?" Bai Quandan asked with puffy eyes.

"At least 5 minutes!" Pi Ergou looked at Bai Quandan calmly and said.

Bai Lan started to check the time, and after 5 minutes passed, all the nerves in her body tensed up and said, "Ergou, why haven't you moved yet?"

Before he finished speaking, Bai Quandan's face turned purple and he yelled loudly: "I'm done! Wife, where are you? I'm here to plow the fields!"

(End of this chapter)