Chapter 77

Seeing that Liu Yan's big eyes were closed, Pi Ergou grabbed her tightly twisted lips and kissed her.

After several minutes of kissing, Ma Xiaochong became a little angry. He was afraid of losing control, so he hurriedly let go of Liu Yan.I saw that Liu Yan's face was flushed and red, with an expression of waiting to enjoy.Immediately, he reminded embarrassingly: "Sister Liu, it's okay!"

"Ah? Ergou, isn't this how the alliance ceremony is done? It's not over yet, come again!" Saying this, Liu Yan's pretty face turned red to the base of her ears.

"Sister Liu, that's how my alliance ceremony is, one kiss will complete it!" Ma Xiaochong said with a gulp of saliva.

"Xiami? Pi Ergou, are you stupid? Another man would have pushed me down long ago! If you don't eat the meat that reaches your mouth, I said, you can't be a man with a problem, right?" Liu Yan looked at When looking at him, it was like seeing an alien.

"Nonsense, there is nothing wrong with my function!" Pi Ergou said angrily.

Seeing that he was angry, Liu Yan hurriedly changed her words: "I'm sorry, Ergou, I didn't mean to laugh at you. If there is a problem with function, I should go to the hospital for treatment early. I have a classmate in the city's No. [-] Hospital, why don't you Should I contact him and show you an expert?"

"Sister Liu, I told you that there is nothing wrong with it, so you don't need to find an expert!"

Hearing what he said, Liu Yan was speechless, and thought that this skinny dog ​​was too shameless, and he didn't go to treat it when he obviously had a problem.

At the moment, the two said nothing more and parted ways.

Let's talk about Village Chief Pi.Not long after the old fox sent Liu Yan away, his mother-in-law Jiang Ying came back from the market.

Seeing the mother-in-law came back, Pi Dapao pretended to be flustered and said: "Fucking mother, it's not good, our house has been burglarized!"

"Ah, it's been stolen, my money!" Jiang Ying believed it was true, his eyes darkened, and he almost fainted.Pushing, pushing, running up to the second floor, ran to the room where the money was hidden, and saw that the door lock was smashed into tatters.Jiang Ying cried out in agony, went to touch the place where the money was hidden, and immediately burst into tears and said: "I killed a thousand dollars, this is fertilizer money. It's gone, the 1 yuan is gone, I'm dead. Woo!"

Seeing Jiang Ying rolling on the ground in anger, Pi Dapao startled him a lot, thinking that this woman, usually soft and cowardly, would be scary when she got into trouble.But the house thief is himself, and he can't help but recruit himself.Thinking about it, Pi Dapao suddenly had an idea, and flattered his wife, "Damn it, I guess it must have been done by Pi Ergou!"

"Old man, if he gets robbed, he will be called Pi Ergou! Ergou grows vegetables against the sky, and grows Sanqi Wang, and earns tens of millions a day. Would you care about our little money?" Jiang Ying cried for a while. Field, whoosh, got up from the ground.Suddenly he stared at Pi Dapao with weird eyes, and said, "Dapao, if a foreign thief, how would he know that this room is where my money is hidden? No other room was pried, only this one. I It seems likely that the crime was committed by a house thief!"

"A family thief? Damn, there is no one else in the house except me, you mean me, right?" Seeing that his daughter-in-law suspected him, Pi Dapao immediately showed a fierce look.

"Pi Dapao, you know what you do! You don't give it to the Lushui couple outside, do you?" Jiang Ying looked at Pi Dapao coldly and said.

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Seeing Pi Cannon take off, Jiang Ying ran to the kitchen, grabbed the kitchen knife, chased Pi Cannon with the knife and said, "Come on, here is a knife, kill me! If you want to chop, don't run away!" !"

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This old fox has done something wrong, and he can't get angry no matter how big he is.Luliu Yaotao along the way, unknowingly came to the door of Sister Mopan's supermarket.Thinking that he has the handle of the millennium bug, I'm afraid of it.

Thinking about it, Pi Dapao broke into Sister Mopan's supermarket again with a bang.

When Sister Mopan saw that Pi Dapao came to harass him again, she thought she was shameless.But when Pi Dapao entered the door, he stared at her and drooled, the woman panicked and hurriedly covered the part below her neck tightly.Glaring angrily, he said, "Pi Village Chief, what do you think I'm doing?"

"Because you're good-looking!" Pi Dapao had just been mad at the boy's mother, and then he was looking for a girl to defeat the anger.

"Pi Dapao, don't force me to curse badly. If you want to see women, go home and see your wife!" Sister Mopan scolded Pi Dapao coquettishly.

Pi Dapao said in his heart that he had torn his face anyway, so he just kept on doing nothing, and got rid of this woman.Thinking about it this way, the old fox strode forward, walked around the cash register, hugged Sister Mopan roughly, opened his mouth and kissed her.

Sister Mopan yelled in fright: "Help!"

With such a shout, Pi Dapao became frightened and ran out in fright.

Damn, did I not read the almanac today or what, why is everything not going well?It's fine to let the mother-in-law chase after her at home, but when she goes out to pick up a girl, she is kicked out by being a thief.

Pi Dapao strolled along the village road, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.As soon as he looked up, he saw the village leader, Millennium Bug, riding an electric scooter, and rushed over.When that guy saw Village Chief Pi, he quickly jumped out of the car, nodded and bowed his head and said, "Village Chief, are you going out?"

"Millennium bug, I have a bad news to announce. In this year's team leader performance evaluation, you ranked first from the bottom. According to the bottom elimination system, unfortunately, you were eliminated. That is to say, from now on, you No longer the team leader of the Danai group!" After Pi Dapao announced the order to revoke the group leader of the Millennium Worm Village, he hung his head and left.

Abandoning the millennium bug, who was stunned for a while, he shook his head for a long time.Muttering to himself: "Oh my God, I'm not hallucinating, am I? Village Chief Pi dismissed me, isn't that impossible?"

The millennium bug ran home in a daze, left the car, and ran to the supermarket without thinking, and slapped Sister Mopan without explaining anything, and scolded with evil eyes: "Stinky bitch, I told you to deliver shells to Piergou. You are doing foreign work for me. It’s all over now, Village Chief Pi has dismissed my team leader, are you happy?”

"Investigate and investigate. What's the point of being a bad team leader? I said you are an old wretch. You should not be a follower of Leather Cannon. You are not a good person!" Sister Mopan thought of Leather Cannon's stinky mouth, and got up all over. goosebumps.I said in my heart that that bastard, a poor village head who thought he was the emperor, wanted me.I am Pi Ergou's person, if I want to give it to Pi Ergou, I will reserve it for Pi Ergou's use. Who cares about you, a veteran?

"Ms. Gua, you are a stupid pig. If I don't want to be the team leader, who will go to your supermarket to buy things? There is no one official in the village, who can think highly of you? Those unscrupulous people, don't trample you to death Huh?" The millennium bug's eyes were red with anxiety, as if jumping over a wall in a hurry.

"Then you've all been withdrawn, why are you pointing at me? You old wretch, I'm useless, the team leader blamed his wife for withdrawing!" Sister Mopan said in her heart, this old wretch is just a wimp.Not even a finger of Ergou can compare.When the team leader was dismissed, he had no ability to earn money, and he knew how to flatter all day long, and he would drink and gamble when it was over.My old lady's life is so hard, why did she follow such an old wretch?

"Stupid woman, you didn't finish the task I gave you, so don't you blame who?" The millennium bug became anxious as he spoke, thinking that I would be the team leader, and I wouldn't know anything else.How the hell am I going to live without being the team leader?Thinking about it, this old vegetable tied up and dragged his wife out: "Go, find the village chief, and bring the group leader back to me!"

"Millennium bug, you are crazy. The team leader has withdrawn, but you can still ask for it back. Why?" Sister Mopan was annoyed and funny.

"I don't care what you want, you have to go for it, even if you drink with Village Chief Pi, go and get it back!" the millennium bug said angrily, glaring evilly.

"I don't want to drink with that old dish. Go on your own, don't rely on me!" Sister Mopan left a word and went upstairs.

Let's talk about leather cannons.After announcing his decision to revoke the Y[-]K team leader, he walked all the way home when he saw the arrogant eldest son Zhou Chuxi shaking his legs at the gate of his courtyard.

"Uncle Da Pao, I came to you today to discuss something important with you!" Zhou Chuxi said with a big thunderbolt.

"Ouch, Chuxi, come in, come in!" Immediately, Pi Dapao treated Zhou Chuxi enthusiastically like a baby, and warmly invited Zhou Chuxi to the living room, offering fragrant tea and a rich fruit plate.He also handed over the cigarette and said, "My nephew, you said there is something important, what is it?"

"Uncle Da Pao, I heard that Pi Ergou from Danai Village rented a hundred acres of forest from you. That Pi Ergou is not a thing, how could you rent the forest to him? Did you get my father's permission? " Zhou Chuxi questioned when he came up.

Pi Dapao saw that it was Young Master Zhou who came here to inquire about the crime, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat: "Young Master, calm down, that's it. According to the regulations, the village committee has the right to rent out the mountains and forests belonging to the village collective. This is also Encourage the villagers to start their own businesses, this is in response to your father's advocacy of returning farmers to start their own businesses!"

"Mr. Pi, Mt. Danai is a primeval forest protected by the state. Why didn't you report such a big incident to the town? I came this time to investigate this matter under the order of my father! Do you understand?" Zhou Chuxi sacrificed Shangfang's sword.

Hearing that Young Master Zhou was sent by Secretary Zhang to investigate, Pi Dapao was scared out of his wits and said, "Young Master Zhou, uncle admits that this time uncle has lost his head and overstepped his authority. As long as you help me hide this If you have any conditions, just mention them. If I can do it, I will help you!"

"Village Chief Pi, it's easy for me to help you. You just need to take back the mountain forest leased to Pi Ergou, return the rent, and declare the contract invalid. If there is nothing wrong with you, I will withdraw immediately!" Zhou Chuxi was full of a look. He said in a businesslike manner.

"Young Master Zhou, no, no. The signed contract is invalid if it is said to be invalid. Then I, the village chief, have no credibility? Besides, even if Danai Village does not rent, Pi Ergou can go to Tiankeng Village and In Tianliang Village, he has money, and he can rent as much as he wants. We won't have trouble with money, right?" Pi Dapao explained with a smile on his face.

(End of this chapter)

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