One Punch Chef

Chapter 302

"Okay, that's it. Do you have any good solutions, such as wine that turns people's sex when you drink it, or a elixir with strange effects."

In Jiuniang's sky-high priced tavern, Wu Di, Butcher, and Jiuniang sat around the table.On the spotless wooden table are some side dishes and three jugs of fine wine.

"Ahahahaha" Jiu Niang covered her mouth and let out bursts of laughter like silver bells, she couldn't help laughing and leaning back and forth.

"Wu Di, Wu Di, I'm afraid your fame in this life will be ruined in the hands of that little girl." The butcher watched from the sidelines, taking a sip of the fine wine to himself.

"Yeah." Looking at the two gloating, Wu Di nodded calmly and said, "Although I haven't thought of a way to correct that little girl's behavior, I have already thought of a solution to another problem."

"What way? You still want to beat up all those young men who want to take you as their teacher." Jiu Niang teased.

"No, no, no, I decided to tell them the identities of the two of you, so that they will all come to you." Wu Di said calmly.

"How dare you brat, do you still want to drink in the future?" Jiu Niang raised her brows and asked angrily.

"Boy Wu Di, it's immoral to bring misfortune to the east." The butcher also squinted at Wu Di, and continued: "Furthermore, our identities must be kept secret, so don't talk too much and go out and mess around." Say."

"I can't guarantee this. If you really get annoyed, don't just sit on the sidelines and watch the show for two nights." The old god Wu Di said.

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, it's a good time, thinking about these troublesome things is a waste of life, Brother Wu, just tell me whether you believe it or not." Butcher said earnestly and patted Wu Di on the shoulder.

"and then?"

"Then today, brother, I will take you to a good place, have a good time, and make sure you will linger and forget to return. After going once, I want to go a second time." The butcher said mysteriously.

"Stinky boy, don't follow this butcher's example." Jiu Niang looked like she had seen through everything.

"No, I'll go and have a look." Wu Di replied.

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After a few simple exhortations to the people in the Wudi shop, Wu Di only took the violent panda Panda out, and took advantage of the moonlight to meet the butcher who had changed into clean clothes.

"I said, can you be more shameless?" Wu Di squinted at the butcher who performed the transformation technique, expressing contempt with his eyes.

"Is this the butcher on the opposite side?" The violent panda Panda followed behind Wu Di, also looking contemptuously at the butcher who had transformed into a white-faced scholar.

"Could this be the legendary scum of gentleness." The violent panda Panda went on to say, until now he still doesn't know that the butcher watching and tasting is an unworldly strongman from the holy land, who has existed for hundreds of thousands of years , so naturally there will be no convergence between words.

"Hehe." The butcher didn't care about the contempt for this man and beast. He glanced at the violent panda and said, "Brother, this pet you have has a pretty sharp mouth, but I don't know if it can walk well."

"Pet, who is a pet? Da Ye, I am not a pet. Believe it or not, I will accept you as a pet." The violent panda said furiously.

'Pa' Wu Di slapped the back of Huge's head with a slap, stopping his death-seeking behavior.

"I said butcher, do you want to seduce a little girl with your outfit?" Wu Di said.

"Brother, you don't know about this. If celebrities with status like us don't change a little, they will be surrounded by people. How can we have fun? Come, come, hold this bead, silently Just think about how you want to change." The butcher handed Wu Di a light blue crystal bead.

Wu Di took the beads half-believingly, closed his eyes and imagined for a while, and suddenly his appearance changed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and after a while, he was completely different from before.

After the change, Wu Di looks more ordinary than before, with a public face, the type that won't attract any attention if thrown in the crowd.

"Tsk tsk, brother, you are too honest." The butcher said a little embarrassed.

"Come, come, use this bead for Da Ye, Da Ye also wants to change." The violent panda rubbed its bear paws, its eyes glowed, and it would rather kill any treasure than let it go.

"Hehe, it really needs to be changed." Butcher pointed out, and a golden light shrouded the whole body of the violent panda Panda.

Immediately, Panda's figure changed. Although he was still bloated, his original black and white hair was covered by brown, and his signature black and white eye circles also disappeared. Except for his ears, which were one black and one white, the rest of his body became If it is brown, it is just like a large brown bear.

"Go..." the butcher swung it again, and suddenly several tough ropes were entangled together and wrapped around Pang Da's body, and behind the rope was a wooden chariot with two wheels and two seats. What luxurious decoration, low-key and luxurious.

"Let's go." The butcher laughed and boarded the chariot first, and Wu Di followed.

At this moment, Violent Panda just wants to scold his mother, who is this?Not to mention turning him into a brown bear, who is a noble and violent panda, and even treating him as a cart, this is worse than a pet.

The violent panda wanted to get angry, but was shocked to find that he had no power to resist and had to move forward passively. This feeling was not good.

Until now, Violent Panda finally knew that the butcher who was rumored to be the most connected household was an unfathomable old monster, and his previous sloppiness made this narrow-minded old monster hate him.

"I used to go to Jinghualou and Shuiyuelou. My brother, I always walked there. I always felt that something was missing. Now it's better. With this stupid cart pulling a cart, I feel much more complete." Butcher said comfortably, driving away Follow Panda forward.

Along the way, Wu Di finally knew where the butcher was going to take him. Jinghualou, one of the most famous flowerhouses in the capital, was as famous as Shuiyue Pavilion.

Jinghualou is in the east of the capital, but it is not just a building.

Jinghua Building covers an area of ​​several tens of acres, all of which are carved with jade columns and built with jade. There are five storey pavilions. In front of the door are servants of major families, all of whom are brightly dressed. Behind the door is a long and deep flower hall.

Under the guidance of the servants of each family, the many bright spirit beast carts and eight-legged pegasus parked at the door are all in order, without any panic. If you can tame the proud spirit beasts to use them for pulling carts, then it is not what ordinary people can do.

This kind of decoration and imposing manner are enough to discourage ordinary commoners and even ordinary wealthy families.Indeed, one of the most famous gold selling caves in the capital of Jinghualou.

Wu Di looked at the row of deep and exquisite pavilions from a distance of several hundred steps, as well as the faint pink tooth curtains on the top of the pavilions, as well as the vague fragrance. The jade is warm and fragrant, and the sound is extravagant.

Although the Jinghualou belongs to the Hualou, most of them are noble people, who only sell their arts, not their bodies. All the women in it are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and are amazingly talented in poetry and song.

Of course, there is no absolute, no matter where you are, whether you are a Qing or a red lady, it is relative. After all, this is a cruel world that belongs to monks. Those who are rich, powerful, and powerful can really do whatever they want.

Along the way, the butcher spat and introduced all the wonderful things about Jinghualou to Wu Di.Finally, the divine beast chariot that the two of them were riding in entered the main street where Jinghualou was located.

When Shi Shi first appeared on the stage, he attracted a lot of attention. Of course, it was not because of the 'ordinary' Wu Di and the gentle scum butcher, but because of the violent Panda Panda, or his black and white ears, which looked really funny. .

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(End of this chapter)