hear the voice of the soul

Chapter 338 Protecting You Unreservedly (V)

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　Gu Yihan: (After searching for N minutes) Let's talk about three dozen bones!

　Little ones: Oye!
　Gu Yihan: It is said that Sun Wukong followed Tang Seng and led the white dragon horse... The Bone Demon turned into an old woman...
　Little ones: do it again!
　Gu Yihan: (with a smug look on his face-it seems that I, Gu, is so charming that he can kill all ages, and I can’t get enough of them!) It is said that Monkey King followed Tang Seng and led the white dragon horse... The Bone Demon became an old grandfather... (Finally finished talking upside down after struggling again)
　Little ones: more!more! !We want more! ! !

　Gu Yihan: (Wiping sweat, is my charm so heaven-defying) Speaking of Monkey King...

　(Three Dozens of Bone Demons have spoken six times...)
　Little ones: more!more! !We want more! ! !

　Gu Yihan: (Biaohan, do you know that men are most afraid of hearing people say "more"!! I can't stand you monkey bastards!!!)...

　Funan: (raises hand to speak) Wait a minute, brother-in-law Tiantian, before you speak this time, I want to correct a mistake of yours!The first time you said that the Bone Demon turned into a grandma first, but the second time you turned into a grandfather first, and then you turned into a young lady first. How did the Bone Demon transform? the same?

　Gu Yihan: (roaring inwardly: Do you have to be so literal when telling a story! Do you think you study the reports of listed companies?)...
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　(Three Dozens of Bone Demons have spoken ten times...)
　Gu Yihan: (exhausted) Do you want more?
　Little ones: (with great interest) More!more! !We want more! ! !

　Gu Yihan: (Gritting my teeth, even if Tang Yumo said more, I can’t take it anymore! So I changed the tactics and followed the temptation) Let’s change it. You see, Sun Wukong beat ninety-nine and 81 monsters in total. We can talk about a lion spirit! , leopard spirit, mouse spirit horse, don't always be a bone spirit, it's too uncreative to talk about it!
　Little ones: (very cheering, with one voice) Good! ! !
　Gu Yihan: (snickering—as expected, they are still little kids, they are invincible by lure them) Now let’s talk about Monkey King PK Lion Spirit...

　(After talking about ten goblins...)
　Gu Yihan: (I can't laugh anymore) Are you sure you want to continue listening? ...

　Little ones: Yes! ! !

　Funan: (innocence, clear eyes) Brother-in-law Tiantian, didn't you just say that there are ninety-nine 81 goblins?Now counting the bone spirit, I have only talked about eleven...

　Gu Yihan: ...
　
　When the lunch bell rang, Gu Yihan was finally able to get out, dragged his body to the reception room, and pushed the door in while complaining: "Tang Yumo! Every time you used to tell those little monkeys about "Journey to the West" Talk about the whole thing?!"

　Tang Yumo was lying comfortably on the wooden sofa, crossing his legs, and sipping the last chief dessert, Opera Chow, indescribably leisurely and relaxed!

　When Gu Yihan saw her intoxicated appearance that surpassed the gods, and thought that he was tortured by a group of little kids just now so that he couldn't laugh or cry, he was furious. A pair of long legs took three steps in parallel and reached the Tang Yumo stepped forward.

Tang Yumo knew that the trick had succeeded just by looking at his expression, so he deliberately pretended to be very surprised and said, "What? You didn't make an agreement with them in advance, and only told a few stories at a time before starting? Oh, it's my fault that I forgot to remind you ..."

(End of this chapter)