I eat property in Datang

Chapter 7 Li Er's commotion

Then Huang Meng said: "Second: Let your mother enter the palace and give the mosquito coils to the Taishang Emperor and the beauties in the harem of the Holy Majesty to wipe."

"Send mosquito coils? Brother Dameng, what do you mean?" Cheng Chu asked in a puzzled manner.

This thing hasn't been sold yet, so I'll give it away first.

Huang Meng explained patiently: "My lord, as long as the beauties in the imperial palace know the benefits of our mosquito coils after using them, naturally the entire meritorious family in Chang'an will know about them. After they know, they will have big customers to buy them!"

"Yes, yes, yes! Brothers in Dameng are right!"

Cheng Chumo thought for a moment, it turned out to be like this, he nodded his head in praise, and then said: "Brother Dameng, don't call me Xiaoguo Gong from now on, what is the relationship between us, it's hard, call me Chumo or Tie Niu from now on, listen Be kind, otherwise you will be born and let outsiders laugh at you."

"Uh! Alright Brother Chumo!" Huang Meng also knew that he was tied to the interests of Cheng Chu, so the relationship naturally went further, and the title really needed to be changed.

"What about the third big brother?" Cheng Chumo asked again.

Huang Meng said: "Third: We're talking when you go and buy all these things first."

Seeing that Huang Meng really had nothing else to say, Cheng Chumo went back and bought everything Huang Meng wanted.

But Huang Meng still goes out of the city to pull out mugwort, accumulating mosquito-killing properties.

For the next few days, Huang Meng had the same routine, picking up mugwort every morning and afternoon, and then brought back a small bundle.

Although the spectators were a little numb to this behavior, their attention to him did not decrease but increased.

Because of the big bastard who ran rampant on Chang'an Street, Cheng Chumo, the little overlord of the Tang Dynasty, was infected with Huang Dameng's madness. He has been buying turpentine and sawdust vigorously these days.

Fortunately, turpentine resin can be used as rosin powder, and it has a little use.

But you also spend money to buy wood chips, which is a bit silly.

"Have you heard? Cheng Chumo was infected by madness. He bought waste like sawdust. He bought all the sawdust from the lumber shop, even the ones outside the city."

"Who says no? This guy really embarrasses our meritorious disciples? Let's go and see how crazy he is..."

There is a saying in Chang'an City, Wu Zibiao, Wen Erhai, no one cares about being able to write and fight.

What do you mean, most of the sons of military commanders are tough and bluffing, and there is no one they dare not mess with when they run amok in Chang'an City, so they are called little overlords.

The sons of civil servants are all dudes, who specialize in doing harm to others.

Dare to do any naughty things, making Chang'an go crazy, either gambling or harming other people's little girls, like flies, mice, mosquitoes, and cockroaches.

As for the descendants of Nengwen Nengwu families, they are basically rare, and many people do not know them.

One of the representatives of Xiaobawang is Cheng Chumo.

The representative of the four evils is Changsun Chong.

So when these people heard that Cheng Chumo actually spent money to buy wood chips, they all became sneering and sarcastic.

The four pests and the little bully have never been in the same way, and they can't urinate in the same pot, so they often fight against each other.

"Cheng Chouniu, there are still a lot of sawdust piled up in the corner of my house, do you want it!"

"That's right! My family has it too. I saw a lot of wood when I repaired the house last year. The sawdust was piled up in the miscellaneous room, and no one cleaned it up. I don't want your money. I'll give it all to you."

They don't know how much money they spend every day for these four evils. How much is a pile of sawdust worth? Isn't it a drop in price after taking Cheng Chumo's money?
Cheng Chumo looked at Chang Sun Chong and the group of bastards, and said with a simple smile, "Yes! How much do you have?"

"Did you hear that! Did you hear that, he was indeed infected with madness."

Chang Sun Chong waited for others, you pushed me, I pushed you, leaning forward and backward laughing.

Then Cheng Chumo led his servants to follow these guys, collecting one by one, and quickly raised a large amount of sawdust.

"Hahaha, let's go, Cheng Dabiao is really infected by madness, let's go to Pingkangfang to celebrate."

Seeing that Biaozi Cheng Chumo was unlucky, this group of Chang'an four evils were naturally very happy, and they gathered together to go to the red light district of Chang'an.

In the past few days, the rumors that Cheng Chumo went crazy with Huang Meng have intensified, making the city full of storms, and everyone knows it.

Even Li Shimin frowned slightly after listening.

"Cheng Chumo is really buying turpentine and sawdust everywhere? Doing business with Huang Meng to make a lot of money?"

Li Er was a little angry. These eldest sons were the ones he wanted to cultivate very much, because they were the next generation of Dukes of the Tang Dynasty and the cornerstone of the Tang Dynasty.

The future Duke is called a lunatic, isn't that a slap in the face?
And the culprit of all this is Huang Dameng, a young man who knows nothing about the sky and the earth.

"Yes, Your Majesty, I heard that he spent more than 100 yuan to buy all the turpentine and sawdust in Chang'an City and the surrounding areas.

And that Huang Dameng was still unshakable, went out of the city in the morning and afternoon to pull out the mugwort, went back to sleep in the morning and evening, and did nothing else. "The people who reported it felt unbelievable, even a little absurd.

This Huang Meng's heart is too calm. Seeing that the seven-day repayment time is approaching, he still doesn't want to make progress, and doesn't work hard to make money.

He even fooled Cheng Chumo, an idiot, into spending money, and at the same time pulled out the mugwort leisurely.

Looking at it makes people anxious to get angry and want to beat someone up.

What a disappointment.

"Hmph! At first, I thought he would turn back as a prodigal son, possess good martial arts skills, and be able to become some talents. I didn't expect it to be so unbearable, so I gave up on myself and pretended to be crazy." Li Eryi heard that Huang Dameng was still in the mood to pull out mugwort, and he immediately felt the same. Anger came up.

It's fine if this kid doesn't learn well by himself, and he's also ruining my future Duke of Tang.

As soon as I shot the dragon case, I felt very bored, and a restlessness kept jumping up and down.

Or when spring goes to summer, the weather gets hotter and hotter, Li Er waved his hand to make the person reporting back to leave.

He moved his neck, tugged at his collar, stood up, and said:
"Go to the queen to calm down!"

Arriving at the Lizheng Hall of Empress Changsun, Empress Changsun saw Li Shimin with a strange expression, and stepped forward to greet her:

"This is who provoked the second brother and made the second brother unhappy."

"A brat who doesn't know the heights of the heavens and the earth. I thought he was a plastic talent, but I didn't expect it to be... oh! I don't need to mention it." Li Er held the jade hand of the eldest grandson empress, and then wrapped his other hand around the waist, revealing the relationship between the husband and wife. The talented person smiled and said:
"The maidservant Guanyin's complexion is getting better and better recently..."

Empress Changsun smiled foolishly, tapped Li Shimin's forehead with her jade finger and said, "Second brother, you are becoming more and more restless. You just..."

That's right, Li Shimin's right hand began to swim through the thin gauze.

It's good that summer is here, the clothes are thin...

After a night of ups and downs, Li Shimin woke up feeling refreshed, with one hand dishonestly placed on Empress Changsun, while sighing:
"Avalokitesvara, have you noticed that there were no mosquitoes disturbing people last night, which is really a rare comfort."

Empress Changsun proudly pointed to the closed sand tent and said:

"Second brother, you didn't realize that none of them were rolled down last night."

"Hey! Guanyin servant girl, if you don't tell me, I really didn't notice it. No wonder the breathing is so smooth, and I don't feel depressed when I sleep." Li Er discovered the change in the sleeping hall of Empress Changsun.

I was patronizing Happy and Happy yesterday, so I asked, "Why is Guanyin maidservant doing this? Are you not afraid of mosquito bites?"

(End of this chapter)