square inch kill

Chapter 121

"Your archery skills are still so-so, but if you want to join us, bah, if we are a romantic trio, you still need to work hard for three to five years." Zhuang Yingjun patted Fang Cun's shoulder carelessly, I am very optimistic about your appearance.

"No, no, fat man, you can't promise him. What if he insists on joining our romantic trio in three to five years?" Without waiting for an answer, Long San blinked his eyes and shook his head, " A romantic trio is a romantic trio, what kind of a romantic trio would it be if there was one more person?"

"Idiot, can't one more person be called the Merry Four?" Rolling his eyes, Zhuang Yingjun retorted angrily, "Also, don't call me a fat man!!!"

"No, no, no, no, this kid is great... Uh, I mean, although he's so-so, he's far less handsome and suave than the three of us. How can he join our romantic trio?" Long San still objected, A posture of killing and not agreeing.

"This can be learned. I think that under the correct guidance of the three of us, he will definitely be able to practice the basic skills of hitting the sap, smashing the black bricks, throwing the drug, and beating. It depends on whether we are in a good mood or not, and whether we are willing to pass it on to him." Zhuang Yingjun turned to Liu Chuishui triumphantly, "Chuishui, what do you think?"

"Don't ask me, I'm lazy." Lying under the tree, Liu Chuishui hummed.

"Pfft!"

Hearing this, Fang Cun finally couldn't help laughing out loud, "Okay, why don't the three of you test me for a while longer. Right now, I'm just a little ignorant, so I'm really not suitable to join the wretched trio."

"Bah, Merry Trio! Remember, Merry Trio." Long San immediately jumped out and corrected, "However, you are somewhat self-aware and have potential."

"By the way, I wonder what the three guards are doing here?" Seeing that the three still had no intention of leaving, Fang Cun asked curiously, "Is it just to rob a few horses?"

"Bah, of course not! How can our romantic trio be so boring? It's just a way to relieve boredom."

"Then what is the real purpose?"

"This is a secret, you can't tell others casually." Zhuang Yingjun interrupted hastily.

"However, I'm pretty obscene... Well, isn't it a backup member of the Merry Trio? How can I be someone else." Spreading his hands, Fang Cun said with a dissatisfied look.

"That's right, then tell him." After pondering for a while, Zhuang Yingjun nodded, "San'er, tell him."

"Get out, how many times have I told you not to call me San'er?" Little eyes suddenly waited, and Long San kicked over.

"Who told you to call me fat first? I'm so handsome, how can I get fat?" Shaking the fat on his body, Zhuang Yingjun curled his lips and said, "Xinxin, let me tell you, we are staying here for A mouthful of boxes."

Xinxin?Hearing this title, Fang Cun couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart. These guys are simply too disgusting. Fortunately, he didn't tell them his real name, otherwise wouldn't he have to be called Cun Cun?
"A box?" Fang Cun's eyes fell on Zhuang Yingjun again, puzzled.

"Yes, a mysterious box." Zhuang Yingjun looked at Fang Cun proudly, and said in a low voice, "It is said that the box is full of all kinds of treasures, peerless exercises, magical weapons, and panacea. Everything can be found in the box."

"Oh?" There was a trace of teasing in his eyes, Fang Cun said casually, "But brother, I want a beautiful woman, can this also come out of the box?"

"puff!"

As soon as these words came out, even Liu Chuishui, who had been lazily unwilling to move, couldn't help laughing.

"Haha, Fatty, San'er, I now feel that this kid has great potential to join our wretched trio."

"Bah, it's the romantic trio, how many times have I said it, why can't you remember!" This time Zhuang Yingjun and Long San scolded together.

"Okay, okay... But, I'm too lazy to remember." Shrugging, Liu Chuishui said helplessly.

"..."

"Is there really such a box?" Fang Cun asked again curiously, looking at the faces of the few people who didn't seem to be talking nonsense.

"Of course, someone saw this box with their own eyes a few days ago, and it was on the way to the extreme north." Long San nodded and said.

"Oh? What did they say?"

"They didn't say anything." Long San said seriously.

"Why? They won't tell?" Fang Cun asked, stroking the horse's neck lightly.

"It's not that he refuses to say it, it's that he can't say it." After a pause, Zhuang Yingjun continued to add, "Because everyone who has seen that box is dead."

"..." Hearing the words, Fangcun burst into a wry smile, and spread his hands, "Okay, then I have one last question."

"You said."

"That's right, just ask. Our romantic trio has a lot of experience and knowledge. The knowledge is far beyond what you, a substitute, can match. I guarantee that it will enlighten you."

Shaking his head with a smile, Fang Cun said leisurely, "Since everyone who saw this box is dead, who spread the news of this box?"

"...This... This question is a bit biased, um, I mean, why can't I remember it all of a sudden." He patted his head annoyed, and hilariously, Long San immediately turned around and took two steps to the side, whispering He muttered, "It's strange, everyone who saw this box died, why do people still know about this box? Could it be that someone survived and took the box privately?"

"Oh, no matter how he spread the news, the goal of our romantic trio is to seize this box, not to find out how the news got out." Scratching his head, Zhuang Yingjun said that such a trivial matter should not be let go Shaking his head in the heart.

"Then how can you be sure that the box will definitely appear from this road?" Fang Cun still did not give up and asked.

"It's very simple, San'er told me." Zhuang Yingjun pointed at Long San triumphantly and said.

Seeing that Fang Cun turned his gaze to his side, Long San quickly turned to Liu Chuishui and said, "Don't look at me, the slacker told me."

"Hey, slacker, how did you know that the box would pass by this road?" After saying this, Long San and Zhuang Yingjun asked in unison.

"Uh... But, I forgot." Liu Chuishui forced a smile out of embarrassment as he looked at Long San, then at Zhuang Yingjun and Fang Cun.

"What? How did you forget?" Long San and Zhuang Yingjun jumped up at the same time, angrily waiting for Liu Chuishui to say, "Slacker, aren't you just lazy? Why is your memory getting worse now?"

"...Uh, this, haha, that...I mean, I suddenly discovered recently that it is quite troublesome to remember these messy things..." Picking up a big leaf from his side to cover his eyes, Liu Fu Shui replied in a low voice resentfully, "Well, I mean...so, so I'm just lazy to remember."

"..."

(End of this chapter)