Xueba's Resurrection

Chapter 24
"What are you looking at? Believe it or not, I hacked you to death!"

Looking at the ferocious face of the visitor, Yi Xiaochuan frowned tightly.

"Boss, where's the noodles! Let me be quick..."

The middle-aged man promised, "It'll be fine soon, it'll be fine soon..."

"Hmph..." The young man with bare upper body who had already sat down stood up again, carrying a watermelon knife, and walked towards the small box containing money.

"Hey, I made a lot of money! I killed people. I killed people in the street behind. Who can stop me from the street to the end of the street? Now it's not like before. I've awakened my supernatural powers. I'm not afraid of the army coming. ... I'm going to go abroad for development, you old boy can help me with some funds, no problem!"

As he said that, his hand had already reached into the money box.

Snapped!
A large colander swung over and hit the arm holding the money.

"Ouch! You are looking for death, you bastard!"

"Ouch!" The naked young man groaned in pain while clutching his arm. Xiao Yi didn't touch the noodles, but looked over with interest. The arm hit by the colander turned out to be like a wax figure under high temperature. The feeling of melting.

The middle-aged woman below held the colander tightly and looked at the young man angrily.

If you dare to touch my money, I dare to kill you.

Seeing Xiao Yi looking over with burning eyes, the middle-aged man still smiled submissively at Xiao Yi and said: "My lord, I have bothered you to eat noodles. Don't worry, the noodles are good noodles. The villain rolled them himself. The big meat is made by the villain." Buliang went to the countryside to buy high-quality pork belly, and the stew was also old..."

Yi Xiaochuan turned over the noodles in Dahai's bowl with chopsticks, and said in confusion, "If you say that, I'm even more afraid to eat it!"

The middle-aged man smiled bitterly.

"Fuck you, I chopped off your head for drinking..."

Xiao Yi looked over in a daze. This vicious murderer had thick hair growing on his body. Wolf-like hair covered every inch of his skin. Looking from behind, his whole body seemed to double in size in an instant, and his muscles exploded. In general, holding the watermelon knife, he slashed across the head and face.

Snapped!
Now anxious, then quick, the colander in the woman's hand hit the bridge of his nose.

"Aww", the watermelon knife was thrown somewhere, and the murderer squatted down with his nose in his arms, like a wild dog whose nose was kicked, and howled in pain.

"You should go to the [-]th floor of hell. The little devil who was fried in the oil pan dared to be presumptuous in front of my mother. Believe it or not, your soul was broken, and you couldn't do it even if you were born as a beast..." The middle-aged woman The man was holding a large spoon and sticking it to his waist, looking fierce.

Xiao Yi was a little stunned, pointed to the crying man on the ground, and said with a smile: "Why don't you give him to me! Where's your colander for noodles! Don't make it dirty!"

The middle-aged woman looked at the big soup spoon, then showed a smiling face at Yi Xiaochuan, and said softly: "My lord, this kind of person should not be reincarnated. If my lord is interested, just take it. My family is a coward. Little, I dare not offend this or that, even a brat is humble, not like a man..."

The man is obviously afraid of his wife, so he apologized and said with a smile: "Old woman, let's just do our job well, and don't want to be a high-ranking official, so it's better not to cause trouble. The little ghost will become a big ghost in the future! If we let it go from Escaped from the underworld and became the king of ghosts, if we think about what happened today, wouldn't we be in trouble?"

"You! You think too much. In 2012, you said that there will be a natural disaster that will destroy the world, so you get angry. Look, isn't this world all right..."

"Why is it so good? Hundred ghosts travel at night, and the birth of monsters is a natural disaster! Hehe, I made adults laugh. How should adults deal with this little devil!"

Yi Xiaochuan put down the chopsticks in his hand, pondered for a moment and said: "He is a ghost, I know that very well!"

It's not very clear, there is a hole between the eyebrows, and the back of the head can be seen from the front of the forehead, but it is not because he was shot in the head.

Watermelon knife, a bloodthirsty lone wolf on the chest, headshot, the pheasant brother who slashed people in the food street is undoubtedly.

Of course, now that he is a ghost, the system reacts and wants to absorb and digest the ghost into energy.

"So, who are you? Human? Demon? Demon? Or ghost?"

The middle-aged man stood obediently next to Xiao Yi, rubbing his rough hands and laughing: "We are ghosts and not ghosts, and humans and not humans. This little ghost, he belongs to the category of fierce ghosts, and he will go to the eighteenth floor of hell. No matter what, you will have to suffer for decades before you will enter the six realms of reincarnation. Those who came to eat noodles before are ghosts. They are full of food and drink. After the first seven days, they will go to Huangquan, cross Naihe bridge, and drink Mengpo soup , reincarnated. Our husband and wife are the lowest-level employees of the underworld. They climbed up from hell, the kind who died and came back to life. Hehe, it’s a ghost messenger, with a certificate... Old lady, show me your certificate. My lord, take a look..."

The middle-aged woman wiped her hands with a rag, carefully wiped off the oil and water, and then took out a palm-sized booklet from her arms, which looked a bit like a driver's license.

However, there is a skull on the front, and at first glance, it actually presents a three-dimensional feeling.

When I took it over and looked at it, it was a bit hot to touch, and two lines of clear blood words immediately appeared on the black cover booklet:
"The underworld is orderly, and the underworld can be crossed."

Open it, there is a handprint on it, this handprint is very strange, even Oto Xiaochuan thinks that there should be no one in the world who has such a handprint.

The handprint texture is very harmonious, so harmonious that you can't pick out the slightest flaw at all, and it is extremely neat, and every detail achieves a very comfortable feeling.

Below, there are two columns.

The first column: Name: Liu Genwang.

The second column: Position: Temporary ghost messenger.

"Hehe, my lord is laughing at me, the villain is still a temporary worker..." The middle-aged man smiled shyly, the wrinkles on his face were full of pride and pride.

Returning the ghost certificate to the woman, although Xiao Yi has already prepared for the reality of ghosts and ghosts walking everywhere, it is still difficult to accept the ghosts and ghosts appearing in front of them.

Isn't it spiritual energy recovery, evolutionary mutation?How did it develop in the direction of mythology?
The underworld has appeared, so what about the heaven?

The system seems to have no interest in ghosts, and has no desire to absorb ghosts, but this ghost must be absorbed.

"This kind of ghost, I think it's better to be out of your wits..."

"Yes, yes, the adults are in charge..."

Xiao Yi walked over and pressed his palm on Li Gui who was still howling on the ground. Under the surprised eyes of Guichai and his wife, Li Gui disappeared without a trace, and his soul flew away.

[Absorb 10 points of energy! 】

satisfaction!

Patting the middle-aged man on the shoulder, Xiao Yi said in a low voice: "Let your wife keep the ghost certificate, and if I find out that you are causing trouble in the world, be careful, and I will also drive you out of your wits."

"My lord, how is it possible! I am a ghost messenger! To maintain the peace between the Yin and Yang realms...hehe..."

"But your wife is not!"

(End of this chapter)