God Level Corpse King
Chapter 85
Chapter 85
As for how to trigger the epic mission, Xiaoqiang has already figured out a countermeasure. As long as he is an NPC hero, he can increase his favorability.
You must know that Xiaoqiang's flattering skills have been cultivated to the highest level, and it's fun to shoot anyone!
He reckoned that as long as he used [-]% of his power, he could take down this old man. As for what tasks he could trigger later, it would depend on the effect of the flattery.
"Boy, how did you, an ordinary zombie, have sex with the vampire princess Nicole, and how could you be locked up in this kind of place?" Lao Ai asked at this time, with a very curious tone.
Seeing that the other party took the initiative to speak, Xiaoqiang realized that the opportunity to win over had come.
So he immediately entered the state of telling stories to his good grandson, telling how he was kidnapped by the blood-blade pirates, how he refused Nikolai's invitation to join, and participated in the martial arts competition to recruit relatives, and he recounted the general story of how he was captured by the beauty. .
When he talked about how he refused Nicholas' invitation to join the Bloodshed Clan, he played up the scene extremely well, blackened the pirates into Xiang Zhongxiang, and kept complaining about the pirates.
It is expected that this old Ai must really hate pirates, otherwise he would not be locked in a cage by the pirate prince Nicholas, and the enmity would add to the enmity. He guessed that he would beat his chest and feet, scream and kill when he heard pirates.
Since this person hates epic heroes so much, then the young master will smear the future father-in-law and all the pirates in the dark world, and smear this profession a lot, anyway, no one else can hear it.
For this reason, he began to add fuel to the story, exaggerating how the old man begged himself to join the Blood Blade Pirates, and then he jumped the old man away with a fart, but he refused to join the pirate organization, and despised all the pirates in the world, thinking that Pirates are the worst profession, that's why they got locked in.
Anyway, it blows up everything that can be blown up, and blows up everything that can't be blown up. It's called a preservative spray in the mouth, making the pirates black and stinky a hundred times worse than Xiang.
After hearing these words, Lao Ai frowned: "Wait, what do you mean you don't want to join the pirate organization?"
Xiaoqiang puffed up his chest and put on an upright look: "To be honest, the pirate industry has too many restrictions and no money. It's not much different from a street mouse. If you become a pirate, you will not be free in many ways. , and most of the guys who are pirates are the best of the gang, you know..."
He didn't notice at the moment that Lao Ai's complexion became more and more ugly. Every time he said something about the pirates, there would be a black line on Lao Ai's forehead, as if he was enduring something.
"That's enough, shut up for me!" Lao Ai finally couldn't help interrupting Xiaoqiang who was full of spray.
"Old man, I haven't finished talking yet, why are you swollen?" Xiaoqiang asked suspiciously.
"What's the matter, you ask? Huh, I'm a human, you're an undead, you're a good citizen, I'm a pirate, we don't agree with each other, if you have nothing to do, just BB with me, get out!" The old man turned his mouth and turned his butt He simply picked up his feet and put on a look that he didn't want to talk to the other party.
Nani!After a long time, you old boy is a pirate! ?
Hearing this, Xiaoqiang almost sprayed several mouthfuls of antiseptic solution, and sprayed out his little heart!
Fuck!I have been talking about pirates with you for a long time. It turns out that you are not a good citizen, but a pirate. You may be a famous pirate. This nima is really flattering and slapping a horse's leg. A mistake, a mistake!
What on earth did those funny game designers think, and even set the famous Edmund Dontès as a pirate, have you all gone into your head?
But Comrade Ai, you just pick my feet with your butt like this, and discriminate against me, the Great Undead. No wonder you will be locked up here to live your life.
Xiaoqiang couldn't help complaining crazily in his heart, that's called an egg smashed to death.
He never expected that after spraying pirates for a long time, he sprayed them in the wrong direction, wasting so many emoticons and embalming fluids. It seems that it will be very difficult to dig out the hidden missions from Lao Ai, and he doesn't know what to do next. Trigger or activate the task.
All in all, Lao Egypt's strategy plan failed for the time being.
Since the other party ignored him, Xiaoqiang could only start thinking about the next step.
It can be said that his fiancée Nicole came to rescue him by accident, which made him a little excited, but Nicole's wife will not launch the rescue plan until the full moon of this month, which means that he will have to wait for a long time.
Estimated according to the time, that is seven days later, which is equivalent to two days in the real world. In other words, he must spend about 48 hours in this dark, damp and dark cage. It hurts.
"Let's talk about the girls first. I haven't had time to chat since I became friends. It's boring anyway. Why don't I get in touch with the girls." Xiaoqiang opened the friend list, ready to contact Lin Xueer and Zhang Mengmeng.
As a result, he just opened the friend list, and a friend's profile picture popped up by himself. The couple "Jin Sicong" in the other party's friend column, this country-famous husband is performing a serial harassment technique, and there are already thousands of messages. The number of messages shows 9655, and it is still increasing.
"Fuck, what is this guy doing? This kind of harassment will not only scare the goddess, but even the female dick." Xiaoqiang shook his head slightly, and clicked on Jin Sicong's message.
"Xue'er, why didn't you answer me?"
"You know how much I like you, but you should say something!"
"God, what are you thinking, are you still angry with me?"
……
Seeing almost tens of thousands of messages, and the number of messages is still rising, even Xiaoqiang couldn't help admiring the perseverance of the richest second generation in China, and he couldn't help replying: "You are amazing, You are so awesome, young master, I admire you very much, national husband!"
As a result, there was a reply immediately: "Xue'er, is that you? That's great. I thought you had completely abandoned this account. I didn't expect you to still use it. This proves that you have me in your heart. Xue'er married me." me."
"Please, Gao Fushuai, with which eye do you see that I am Lin Xueer? I am a man. I picked up this client from the road. Don't bother me in the future. Do you understand?" Xiaoqiang simply challenged the other party. Understand, lest this guy harass me again.
As a result, another message came back: "I picked it up? Don't lie to me, I don't believe it, Xue'er, I know you are the one to tease me again!"
"Ahem, teasing you? Is there tens of billions of people in a second who are free to tease you? Then you come to meet me, and I will prove it to you. Don't scare your pants when the time comes." Unexpectedly, this country-famous husband is still stubborn. After Xiaoqiang sent this message, he closed the friend column and stopped talking to the other party, so as not to be entangled endlessly by this tall, rich and handsome man.
The mood of chatting with the beautiful women was ruined by this Jin Sicong, so Xiaoqiang opened the official forum that he hadn't visited for a long time out of boredom, and planned to pass some time on the forum.
As a result, as soon as he opened the official forum, he was stunned by the full screen of posts.
Fuck!When did the young master become a celebrity?
(End of this chapter)
As for how to trigger the epic mission, Xiaoqiang has already figured out a countermeasure. As long as he is an NPC hero, he can increase his favorability.
You must know that Xiaoqiang's flattering skills have been cultivated to the highest level, and it's fun to shoot anyone!
He reckoned that as long as he used [-]% of his power, he could take down this old man. As for what tasks he could trigger later, it would depend on the effect of the flattery.
"Boy, how did you, an ordinary zombie, have sex with the vampire princess Nicole, and how could you be locked up in this kind of place?" Lao Ai asked at this time, with a very curious tone.
Seeing that the other party took the initiative to speak, Xiaoqiang realized that the opportunity to win over had come.
So he immediately entered the state of telling stories to his good grandson, telling how he was kidnapped by the blood-blade pirates, how he refused Nikolai's invitation to join, and participated in the martial arts competition to recruit relatives, and he recounted the general story of how he was captured by the beauty. .
When he talked about how he refused Nicholas' invitation to join the Bloodshed Clan, he played up the scene extremely well, blackened the pirates into Xiang Zhongxiang, and kept complaining about the pirates.
It is expected that this old Ai must really hate pirates, otherwise he would not be locked in a cage by the pirate prince Nicholas, and the enmity would add to the enmity. He guessed that he would beat his chest and feet, scream and kill when he heard pirates.
Since this person hates epic heroes so much, then the young master will smear the future father-in-law and all the pirates in the dark world, and smear this profession a lot, anyway, no one else can hear it.
For this reason, he began to add fuel to the story, exaggerating how the old man begged himself to join the Blood Blade Pirates, and then he jumped the old man away with a fart, but he refused to join the pirate organization, and despised all the pirates in the world, thinking that Pirates are the worst profession, that's why they got locked in.
Anyway, it blows up everything that can be blown up, and blows up everything that can't be blown up. It's called a preservative spray in the mouth, making the pirates black and stinky a hundred times worse than Xiang.
After hearing these words, Lao Ai frowned: "Wait, what do you mean you don't want to join the pirate organization?"
Xiaoqiang puffed up his chest and put on an upright look: "To be honest, the pirate industry has too many restrictions and no money. It's not much different from a street mouse. If you become a pirate, you will not be free in many ways. , and most of the guys who are pirates are the best of the gang, you know..."
He didn't notice at the moment that Lao Ai's complexion became more and more ugly. Every time he said something about the pirates, there would be a black line on Lao Ai's forehead, as if he was enduring something.
"That's enough, shut up for me!" Lao Ai finally couldn't help interrupting Xiaoqiang who was full of spray.
"Old man, I haven't finished talking yet, why are you swollen?" Xiaoqiang asked suspiciously.
"What's the matter, you ask? Huh, I'm a human, you're an undead, you're a good citizen, I'm a pirate, we don't agree with each other, if you have nothing to do, just BB with me, get out!" The old man turned his mouth and turned his butt He simply picked up his feet and put on a look that he didn't want to talk to the other party.
Nani!After a long time, you old boy is a pirate! ?
Hearing this, Xiaoqiang almost sprayed several mouthfuls of antiseptic solution, and sprayed out his little heart!
Fuck!I have been talking about pirates with you for a long time. It turns out that you are not a good citizen, but a pirate. You may be a famous pirate. This nima is really flattering and slapping a horse's leg. A mistake, a mistake!
What on earth did those funny game designers think, and even set the famous Edmund Dontès as a pirate, have you all gone into your head?
But Comrade Ai, you just pick my feet with your butt like this, and discriminate against me, the Great Undead. No wonder you will be locked up here to live your life.
Xiaoqiang couldn't help complaining crazily in his heart, that's called an egg smashed to death.
He never expected that after spraying pirates for a long time, he sprayed them in the wrong direction, wasting so many emoticons and embalming fluids. It seems that it will be very difficult to dig out the hidden missions from Lao Ai, and he doesn't know what to do next. Trigger or activate the task.
All in all, Lao Egypt's strategy plan failed for the time being.
Since the other party ignored him, Xiaoqiang could only start thinking about the next step.
It can be said that his fiancée Nicole came to rescue him by accident, which made him a little excited, but Nicole's wife will not launch the rescue plan until the full moon of this month, which means that he will have to wait for a long time.
Estimated according to the time, that is seven days later, which is equivalent to two days in the real world. In other words, he must spend about 48 hours in this dark, damp and dark cage. It hurts.
"Let's talk about the girls first. I haven't had time to chat since I became friends. It's boring anyway. Why don't I get in touch with the girls." Xiaoqiang opened the friend list, ready to contact Lin Xueer and Zhang Mengmeng.
As a result, he just opened the friend list, and a friend's profile picture popped up by himself. The couple "Jin Sicong" in the other party's friend column, this country-famous husband is performing a serial harassment technique, and there are already thousands of messages. The number of messages shows 9655, and it is still increasing.
"Fuck, what is this guy doing? This kind of harassment will not only scare the goddess, but even the female dick." Xiaoqiang shook his head slightly, and clicked on Jin Sicong's message.
"Xue'er, why didn't you answer me?"
"You know how much I like you, but you should say something!"
"God, what are you thinking, are you still angry with me?"
……
Seeing almost tens of thousands of messages, and the number of messages is still rising, even Xiaoqiang couldn't help admiring the perseverance of the richest second generation in China, and he couldn't help replying: "You are amazing, You are so awesome, young master, I admire you very much, national husband!"
As a result, there was a reply immediately: "Xue'er, is that you? That's great. I thought you had completely abandoned this account. I didn't expect you to still use it. This proves that you have me in your heart. Xue'er married me." me."
"Please, Gao Fushuai, with which eye do you see that I am Lin Xueer? I am a man. I picked up this client from the road. Don't bother me in the future. Do you understand?" Xiaoqiang simply challenged the other party. Understand, lest this guy harass me again.
As a result, another message came back: "I picked it up? Don't lie to me, I don't believe it, Xue'er, I know you are the one to tease me again!"
"Ahem, teasing you? Is there tens of billions of people in a second who are free to tease you? Then you come to meet me, and I will prove it to you. Don't scare your pants when the time comes." Unexpectedly, this country-famous husband is still stubborn. After Xiaoqiang sent this message, he closed the friend column and stopped talking to the other party, so as not to be entangled endlessly by this tall, rich and handsome man.
The mood of chatting with the beautiful women was ruined by this Jin Sicong, so Xiaoqiang opened the official forum that he hadn't visited for a long time out of boredom, and planned to pass some time on the forum.
As a result, as soon as he opened the official forum, he was stunned by the full screen of posts.
Fuck!When did the young master become a celebrity?
(End of this chapter)
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