The king of ghost horse comedy

Chapter 368 Dilemma
When a man wakes up in the morning and finds that he is sleeping with a woman, it is already a very serious matter.And if both of them are naked red ginseng, then the situation will be even more fatal.

And if there is still a puddle of blood on the hemp, and the man feels that the little brother is a little itchy, the waist and knees are weak and the limbs are weak; the woman feels a dull pain in the lower part, and there is slight swelling.Basically, it announced one thing, that is, something unsuitable for children, very pornographic and violent must have happened last night.

It is not a crime for a man and a woman to have an incident that is not suitable for children, very pornographic and violent, but if one party already has a wife, it is really heinous.

So Xu Guanwu blamed himself a lot in his heart now, but there was still a hint of joy in his heart. "It turns out Teresa gave it to me for the first time."

Compared to Xu Guanwu's self-blame, Teresa Teng was undoubtedly silent a lot, and she stood there in a daze, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Teresa, last night we..." Xu Guanwu said hesitantly, "How do you feel now?"

"I'm fine, we didn't do anything last night." Deng Lijun said coldly, "You should go back to the hotel, A Zhi is still waiting for you."

"How can I go away when you are like this now." Xu Guanwu murmured, "Let me stay and take care of you, okay?"

"What about Azhi?! Can you take care of me for a while, and take care of me for the rest of my life?" Deng Lijun suddenly burst into tears and said, "Will you be willing to divorce Azhi and marry me in? Or will you take care of me?" Treat me as an outside room, want me to be your canary?"

Xu Guanwu was silent for a while, he really didn't want to divorce Zhao Yazhi.Not only because she is the goddess I have admired since I was a child, but more importantly, after several years of married life, they have developed a deep relationship.

"You go. I know your difficulties." Deng Lijun said suddenly, "Let's pretend that what happened last night never happened. Don't worry, I won't tell Azhi anything."

When Xu Guanwu heard what Deng Lijun said, he felt even more guilty in his heart, as if a thousand knives had been stabbed in his body and twisted in his internal organs.

……

Returning to the hotel in a daze, when he knocked on the door, the door swung open.Standing opposite was Zhao Yazhi who had been waiting all night in fear.

Seeing her pale face and haggard spirit, but crying with joy after seeing him, Xu Guanwu felt even more guilty.

"Ah Wu, where did you go all day yesterday?!" Zhao Yazhi grabbed Xu Guanwu's hand and hugged his arm tightly, as if she was afraid that he would run away.

"Hey, what is this smell on you?! It smells so strong, it seems to have a sour smell, you rested there last night, did you fall asleep on the road after being drunk?" Zhao Yazhi chirped. , The noise made Xu Guanwu's brain hurt.

"Ah." He replied vaguely, "I'm going to take a shower."

"Let me put warm water for you. You sit here for a while and drink a cup of bitter tea to sober up first." Zhao Yazhi saw Xu Guanwu's face was a little embarrassed, and the smell of alcohol was strong in his mouth, so he couldn't help but quickly hold him down, and then thoughtfully helped him He poured a cup of hot tea, then went to Yu to help him set up the bath water.

Xu Guanwu drank the scalding hot tea in one gulp. Although his hot tongue became numb in an instant, his spirit suddenly lifted.

"Hey! If you have a wife like that, what can a husband ask for?" Xu Guanwu muttered to himself, "What should we do now? On the one hand, there is a gentle and considerate wife, on the other hand, the understanding Teresa. It’s really embarrassing for me. No wonder the ancients would say that it’s hardest to bear the grace of a beauty. Alas!”

Xu Guanwu sat there and sighed for a while, but he never figured out how to have it both ways, and couldn't help worrying until his hair started to turn gray.Although he is familiar with the future historical trend, he has no solution to this difficult problem.On the contrary, aspiring young people often ridicule like this, they will be able to marry multiple wives if they become Arab citizens in the future.But ridicule can only be ridicule, and becoming an Arab nationality is not something you can do if you want to.

"Husband, the bath water is ready. Go take a bath quickly, and I'll order you some refreshing food. After the bath, eat something first, and then take a good rest." Just as Xu Guanwu was thinking wildly At that time, Zhao Yazhi yelled in the bathroom.

Xu Guanwu came to his senses, and then slapped himself hard. "With such a good wife, what else is there to think about?"

"Come and see if the water temperature is suitable?" Zhao Yazhi came out of the bathroom, dragged Xu Guanwu into the bathroom, and then dragged his hand into the warm water, "Is it cool, is it hot?"

"Neither cold nor hot, the temperature is just right." Xu Guanwu smiled and said, "Go out, my wife, I can wash it myself."

"Well, then you can soak in it slowly, and I'll order some food to sober you up." After Zhao Yazhi finished speaking, she turned around and went out, while Xu Guanwu took off her clothes and entered the bath.

The slightly hot bath water promotes blood circulation throughout the body, making his mind much clearer.And the scented candles that were lit gave off a faint fragrance, which made his spirit relax for a moment.

"Husband, I've ordered the hangover soup for you. Remember to eat it after you take a bath. And I'm going to send the dirty clothes you changed to wash. Remember to change this set of clean clothes later." After a while, Zhao Yazhi walked in again to speak, put the folded set of clothes beside her, and bent down to pick up the dirty clothes on the ground.

Ok? !

Zhao Yazhi rummaged through Xu Guanwu's pockets, intending to take out his wallet, keys, sundries, etc., but suddenly a blurred lipstick mark appeared on the right chest of Xu Guanwu's shirt, making Zhao Yazhi stunned for a moment.

"Wife, are you okay?" Seeing Zhao Yazhi who was stunned, Xu Guanwu couldn't help asking in doubt.

"I'm fine," Zhao Yazhi put away the shirt quickly, "By the way, did you drink alone yesterday, or did you drink with others?"

"Of course I drank it by myself." Xu Guanwu rushed to answer the first time, but then felt that this was not credible, and added, "Drinking too much, of course I drank it alone."

"What about Miss Lijun, didn't she go with you?" Zhao Yazhi continued to ask.

"This... She has something to do temporarily, so she left after drinking half." Xu Guanwu was stunned for a moment, and then immediately said, "I was unconscious after drinking, why did I come out of the izakaya, and why did I sleep in the subway station? I don't remember either."

"Oh, no wonder. Izakayas have little girls who accompany drinks, maybe it's their lip prints. It's just a lip print, it's not a big deal. As a man, it's inevitable to play tricks. For so many years, that's what he did Just one time, just forgive him." Zhao Yazhi burst into tears while finding various reasons for herself.

……

After hearing the sound of Xu Guanwu changing clothes in the bathroom, Zhao Yazhi quickly wiped the tears off her face, and then pretended to be nonchalant.

"Ah Wu, you're done taking a bath." Zhao Yazhi got up and said to meet her.

"En. Ah Zhi, why are your eye circles so red, why are you crying?" Xu Guanwu was startled, and asked tentatively.

"No, when I just went out, I was blinded by the sand." Zhao Yazhi casually said, "Come here and drink the hangover soup first, and then take a good rest. We'll talk about anything later."

Xu Guanwu was taken aback for a moment, as if there was something in his wife's words.But before he could figure it out, his wife pressed him to the dining table and asked him to drink a pot of hangover soup on the table first.

Although it has been on the table for 10 minutes, the hangover soup is still hot, and the taste is sour and sweet, refreshing and pleasant, which makes people feel refreshed after drinking it.

"Take a good rest after drinking the soup, don't think about anything else." Zhao Yazhi pushed Xu Guanwu to the front of the bed again.

Xu Guanwu actually had a thousand words in his heart at the moment, and wanted to explain it to his wife, but hearing her keep saying that, he had no choice but to nod.

……

Xu Guanwu, who was lying on the hemp, did not sleep soundly, but tossed and turned and had nightmares.

For a while, he dreamed that his wife found out about him and Deng Lijun, so she filed a lawsuit and divorced him in a rage, ruining his reputation and ruining his family; He took Xu Guanwu's hand and told him that the child belonged to him, and told him to be responsible to the end; after a while, he dreamed that Teresa Teng and Zhao Yazhi went to Yan Luo Temple in order to fight for him, and Yan Luo ordered the little ghost to saw him in two pieces, one person and one half. fair……

The smirks of his wife and Teresa, the hideous and terrifying face of the kid, and the severe pain from the sharp blade... made Xu Guanwu wake up with a loud cry.

"Honey, are you alright, did you have a nightmare, why are you sweating all over?" Zhao Yazhi trotted over and asked concerned.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's probably the sequelae of drinking too much." Xu Guanwu forced a smile and said, although he rested for a while, it seemed to be more uncomfortable than before.

"Well, let me get you some headache medicine. You really know that you can't drink, so don't drink so much." Zhao Yazhi murmured, and brought him a glass of warm water after a while, and added A few painkillers.

Watching Xu Guanwu swallow the medicine, Zhao Yazhi walked up behind him and gently massaged his head with her fingers, "What is the result of my husband's examination? Why are you so worried?"

"Uh..." Being massaged by Zhao Yazhi's slender hands, Xu Guanwu felt much more comfortable.After hearing his wife's questioning, although he felt that this kind of thing was not easy to say, he still told his wife.

"Why do you have this symptom? Your ability in that area has always been strong?!" After listening to her husband's words, Zhao Yazhi asked with a blushing face.

"I don't know, but it should still be curable." Xu Guanwu shook his head and said.

"Well, as long as we find out the cause, it will definitely be cured." Zhao Yazhi nodded and said, "By the way, Miss Li Jun has a good doctor to recommend to us. Why don't you ask her to help you get in touch."

"No, no need," Xu Guanwu stood up abruptly, turned around and waved his hands at his wife, and stopped him in panic, "It's embarrassing to disturb others with such things."

"Oh." Zhao Yazhi looked at her husband suspiciously, not understanding why her husband's reaction was so intense, "Then should we treat the illness here in Tokyo, or return to Hong Kong or go to the United States?"

"Let's talk about it after returning to Hong Kong. This kind of thing should be kept secret for the time being, so as not to spread it and make people have bad associations." Xu Guanwu turned around and told his wife solemnly, "By the way, you can prepare later. We will return to Hong Kong immediately."

"Why are you so anxious? In fact, Japan's medical conditions are also very developed. If we look for a doctor here, maybe there will be a cure." Zhao Yazhi asked suspiciously, "And we haven't said goodbye to Sister Lijun yet. Well, last time she invited us to eat delicious sushi and helped us get the test report, we should return the invitation, thank you."

"Let's talk about these things later. I'll call Hong Kong and ask them to fly over as soon as possible. Take the time to pack your luggage." Xu Guanwu waved his hand and stopped him.

"You're always in such a hurry, okay! But it's better to make a phone call and say goodbye." Zhao Yazhi said as she picked up the phone.

"I told you to pack your luggage, so go and pack your luggage, why do you need to make a phone call?" Xu Guanwu snatched the phone and yelled at his wife hoarsely.

(End of this chapter)