The king of ghost horse comedy

Chapter 382

The car drove for nearly six hours, and it was still a flat road at the beginning, but it turned into a dirt road at the end.Although the Hongqi sedan has worked hard on anti-turbulence, it is still uncomfortable to sit in the car.Zhao Yazhi couldn't bear it anymore and got out of the car and vomited twice, which made the driver feel very sorry.

"It's none of your business, it's because she's used to driving flat roads in a luxury car, and she just can't get used to it for a while." Xu Guanwu waved his hand and explained to the driver warrior.

"How dare you say it, isn't it good to take it with you in the city? You have to go to appreciate some cultural relics and historic sites." Zhao Yazhi rinsed her mouth with water, then wiped it with a wet towel, "walked for six hours Let alone cultural relics and historic sites, I saw these yellow lands."

"Don't worry, it should be here soon." Xu Guanwu's heart was beating violently, and his homesickness became more intense now.

"Forget it, let's find a place to eat first, I'm going to starve to death." Zhao Yazhi covered her stomach and said with a frown, "I walked for six hours, and the water and rice didn't stain my teeth. I ate in the morning All that stuff was digested. Listen, my stomach is starting to churn."

"Okay, let's find a restaurant to have a meal ahead, and I just want to ask for directions." Xu Guanwu nodded and said.

Get back into the car and continue walking forward. Half an hour later, the group came to a restaurant by the side of the road.The signboard of the restaurant reads "Red Star People's Hotel", and there are several carriages tied to the door, which are full of goods.A few horses were eating and chewing, peeing and farting, exuding a faint smell.

Zhao Yazhi pinched her nose, frowned, pointed at this restaurant, and said disgustedly, "Husband, don't we want to eat here?!"

"Didn't you say you were hungry?" Xu Guanwu glanced at her, "There is only one restaurant within a radius of thirty miles. If you want to eat, you can eat here. If you don't want to eat, you have to eat again." Endure it for three hours."

"Just bear it, I won't eat the food here even if I'm starving to death." Zhao Yazhi pinched her nose and said, just after she finished speaking, there was a gurgling sound in her stomach, which made her face turn red all of a sudden. "Okay, okay, let's eat here. I hope it's not too dirty."

"What are you afraid of? This is like a food stall in Hong Kong. It's not like you haven't eaten it before. Besides, you used to go to the wild to shoot locations, and you ate whatever you caught. You don't have to be so hypocritical. " Xu Guanwu frowned and said.

Seeing that her husband was a little angry, Zhao Yazhi had no choice but to put down the hand holding her nose, and followed Xu Guanwu and the driver out of the car.

There was already a group of people squatting at the door basking in the sun, and there were a few kids watching the driver gnaw on the baked buns, drooling from greed.The driver was talking about a carriage driver.For a long time, until the 90s, horse-drawn carriages have always been the main force of the transportation brigades in the counties and cities below.

The appearance of a red flag car here is conspicuous and attractive enough. When Xu Guanwu and his wife got out of the car with the driver soldier, the eyes of the young and old around them felt that their eyes were not enough.

Why are people dressed so beautifully? Why does that woman look like the person in the painting? The military uniform on this soldier looks really majestic.City people!

Seeing this kind of eyes like watching a rare animal again, Zhao Yazhi felt uncomfortable all over.Xu Guanwu felt much more comfortable than her. Isn't this the place where he grew up, and the people present might have his relatives.

He smiled and scanned the surrounding people. They were all wearing gray and black clothes, the color was very monotonous, and the styles were basically the same.The ones in better condition were covered with a cadre-style coat, while the ones in poor condition were simply black cotton padded jackets. Although the clothes were patched, they looked very clean.Except for those little kids with a foot-long snot, of course.

Seeing Xu Guanwu looking at them, some people lowered their heads in embarrassment, while others smiled back at Xu Guanwu.Seeing this simple smile and the familiar big yellow teeth, Xu Guanwu almost burst into tears.

This smile is so damn cute!

Unavoidable to be embarrassed in public, Xu Guanwu quickly wiped his face and led Zhao Yazhi into the restaurant.

"Mr. Xu, you can go eat first, I will stay outside and watch the car." The driver warrior said with a smile.

This VIP red flag car is the life of a soldier, if it is accidentally slipped by a kid present, he will not have time to cry.

Xu Guanwu knew what he was worried about, so he stopped trying to persuade him, nodded and led Zhao Yazhi into the restaurant.

There are only three tables in the restaurant, and one of them has already been occupied. Seeing that their attire is the same as that of the handlebar outside, I believe it is the handlebar of the several carriages.They are now eating vegetarian fried pancakes with big cloves of garlic, one by one, the food is extraordinarily sweet.

In the 70s, the transportation brigade was a state-run unit. These handlebar styles were not good for wearing, and they were only driving horse-drawn carriages, but they were genuine civil servants.

As soon as Xu Guanwu and his wife walked in, they heard the voice, turned their heads to take a look, and couldn't help being stunned.

They had never seen people dressed like Xu Guanwu and his wife.In my impression, it probably only appeared in movies.

Xu Guanwu smiled at them, then took Zhao Yazhi to find a table and sat down. "Boss!" Xu Guanwu shouted.

"Comrade, what do you want to eat?" At this time, a man with a big spoon and a smoldering face opened the cotton curtain and came over.

"What do you want to eat?" Xu Guanwu asked Zhao Yazhi in Hokkien.

"I don't even know what to eat here, how to order. It's impossible to order claypot rice?" Zhao Yazhi frowned and replied in Hokkien.

Hearing the accents of the two people speaking, whether it was the boss or the handlebar style next to them, they were all stunned.This bird language is absolutely incomprehensible, it is too profound.

Hearing what his wife said, Xu Guanwu couldn't help but nodded. Indeed, he didn't know what to order. "Comrade, do you have a menu here?"

"There is no menu. Now there are pork, cabbage, tofu, steamed buns, and pancakes." The boss thought for a while and said.

"Then three bowls of mixed vegetables and three catties of pancakes. Two bowls of mixed vegetables for us, one bowl of mixed vegetables, and two catties of pancakes for the soldiers outside." Xu Guanwu thought for a while.

Xu Guanwu's rural mixed dishes are a bit similar to the Northeast's stewed pork vermicelli. Pork, fried tofu, cabbage, and vermicelli are all essential. Of course, it would be better if you add some mushrooms and fungus.After it is out of the pan, pour a spoonful of coriander, chopped green onion, soy sauce, and vinegar into the marinade for a better taste.

Because it is more convenient to make, it is especially suitable for cooking in a big pot, so it is usually done more when doing white things, and it is also called "big pot dishes".When Xu Guanwu thought of ordering this dish, apart from the fact that the ingredients were just right, he also remembered the old taste in his memory.

"Okay, can you give me the food stamps and meat stamps first?" The boss nodded and then said with a smile.In fact, restaurants have always eaten first and then paid the bill. Now that the people's democratic dictatorship is under the people's democratic dictatorship, we are not afraid of you getting free food.

But Xu Guanwu and his wife looked extraordinary, and they spoke a dialect that no one could understand, so the owner was afraid that there would be some trouble if there were no food or meat tickets after the meal.

"Food stamps, meat tickets?! You have to wait a while." Xu Guanwu groaned, got up and went out to ask the soldiers for food stamps, meat tickets.

Fortunately, all the applications were completed when the soldiers came out, and they were handed over to the boss immediately.When the boss saw that the stamp on the food stamp was Shendu Garrison, he couldn't help being shocked, and went to cook without saying anything.

After finishing their meal with a few car handlebars Shilihu snorted, they did not leave in a hurry. Instead, they took out the yellow paper and shredded tobacco, skillfully rolled a cannon barrel, lit a match, and smoked beautifully. stand up.

After a while, the smell of smoke filled the entire hotel.

Cough, cough, cough!Zhao Yazhi couldn't stand the smell of smoke, so she couldn't help coughing.

No one in the Xu family smokes, and Zhao Yazhi is also not used to the smell of cigarettes.Besides, this kind of folk self-rolling cigarette, the tobacco leaves have not been roasted, so the taste is even stronger.It is most suitable for these old smokers to enjoy themselves after smoking, but for non-smokers, it is a bit unbearable.

"Let's go out and wait for a while." Seeing this, Xu Guanwu said quickly.

"En." Zhao Yazhi nodded, and walked out with Xu Guanwu, "Huh! I'm choked to death, the cigarettes they smoke smell so strong."

"Yeah, it's not too heavy and not enough fun." Xu Guanwu smiled and said.

"Mr. Xu, have you finished your meal so soon?" The warrior driver was squatting in front of the car smoking a cigarette, and when he saw Xu Guanwu and his wife coming out, he immediately stood up and asked with a smile.

"How can it be so fast, but there are a few smokers inside who are smoking. I am not used to the smell of smoke, so I came out first to take a breath." Xu Guanwu smiled and said.

"So that's the case." The soldier smiled, quietly threw the cigarette between his fingers on the ground, and then stomped it out, "Why don't I go and tell them."

"No, no, they should leave after smoking." Xu Guanwu waved his hand and said, "Anyway, the food is not ready yet, so it doesn't matter if you wait."

"Then I'll turn on the heater in the car, and you can wait in the car, it's so cold outside." The soldier driver said again with a smile.

"No, I just have something to ask the fellow here." Xu Guanwu waved his hand, "By the way, give me some of your cigarettes."

The soldier driver blushed, and took out the cigarettes from his pocket, but it turned out to be a box of Daqianmen, fifty cents a box, which was considered expensive at that time.Moreover, the Daqianmen cigarettes he smoked were special offerings, and ordinary people couldn't buy them.

Xu Guanwu took the cigarette case directly, then walked up to several fellow villagers watching the excitement, and walked around the big front door one by one.

At first, these people were afraid to answer, hesitant.But Xu Guanwu's enthusiasm couldn't stand, and with the big front door and boxed cigarettes, I really didn't have a chance to taste them, so I took them all at once.He took it but didn't light it, but held it between his nose and smelled it, as if he was smelling the latest Chanel perfume, the expression on his face was one of happiness and intoxication.After smelling it, I don't put it on, but put it directly on the ear.It made Xu Guanwu feel more cordial after seeing it.

"My fellow countrymen, I want to ask you something." Xu Guanwu said with a smile.

"Well, as long as we know." The fellow waved his hand and said.

"Yes, to Chenjia Village, you should take the road ahead?" Xu Guanwu pointed to the potholed dirt road in front of him.

"Chenjiacun?! Chenjiacun has long since existed, and let the little Japanese burn it down." Several fellow villagers looked at each other with surprised expressions on their faces.

"What?!" Xu Guanwu was stunned like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, "Say it again, what happened to Chen Family Village?"

"Let the little Japanese burn the wood with a fire, and the original villages have been converted into land. Now the cultivated land is full of bricks and tiles." A fellow villager waved his hand and said with infinite emotion.

"Then what about the villagers, where have all the villagers gone?" Xu Guanwu's head was a mess, and he was on the verge of going crazy.

Why doesn't the hometown in my memory not exist? Then wouldn't my parents also disappear? Then how was I born?So what kind of world is this world I live in now? !How could this world be so different from the one in my memory?So how much of my memory is real?Then how much of the decision I made based on the memory in my mind was correct? !

(End of this chapter)