The king of ghost horse comedy
Chapter 432
Chapter 432
After listening for a long time, he didn't hear any noise or fighting. Xu Guanwu couldn't help but feel relieved, but at the same time, he was also puzzled.
"Could it be that the two of them are really okay, and they can sit down and chat calmly after meeting?" Xu Guanwu couldn't hold back his curiosity, and quietly walked towards the living room.
"Hehe..." There was a burst of laughter, which immediately stunned Xu Guanwu.
"Is there something wrong with my ears, or are they really laughing? Buying cakes, what's going on? Could it be that the world has changed? Can the main room and the outer room sit together and talk and laugh?" Xu Guanwu was full of doubts. Head over.
Sure enough, seeing his wife Zhao Yazhi was chatting and laughing with Lin Qingxia, and they were whispering in whispers, which made Xu Guanwu even more puzzled.
These two people wished they could strangle each other to death before, so how come after meeting now, not only is there no jealousy between enemies, but why are they still sitting together talking and laughing, and even whispering to each other?
When Xu Guanwu was wondering, at this moment, Zhao Yazhi turned around and saw him standing there, she couldn't help asking in a daze, "Awu, didn't you say to prepare tea, where is the tea?"
"Oh, the tea is boiling, and it will be here soon." Xu Guanwu responded casually, "By the way, what are you two talking about, why do you look so happy. Why don't you tell me, let me listen too .”
"What else can the two of us talk about, naturally we are talking about you." Zhao Yazhi walked over to take Xu Guanwu's arm, dragged him to the sofa and sat down, and said tenderly.
"Say me?! Hoho, what can I say?" For some reason, Xu Guanwu suddenly felt a sense of murderous intent, which made his hairs stand on end.
"You've got such a good trick! I've been fooled from top to bottom, since when did I do such a shameful thing with you, huh?!" Just when Xu Guanwu was surprised, Lin Qingxia suddenly grabbed him with lightning speed. Touched Xu Guanwu's ear, and then asked sharply.
Xu Guanwu had an earache and panic, and at the same time couldn't help but want to ask, "Why did the two women not talk about anything after meeting, how did they tell such a thing?"
"Oh, it hurts, it hurts!" Xu Guanwu kept shouting, "I beg you, please let go first."
"Then tell the truth, what are you hiding from us? Now, in front of the two of us, you should make it clear that if there is anything you want to hide, don't listen to it." Zhao Yazhi pointed at Xu Guanwu's nose and said.
Lin Qingxia also poked Xu Guanwu's forehead, "You still made up bad things about me behind your back. If you confess now, I will forgive you. If you still want to hide it, I will ignore you in the future."
"Oh, it's nothing..." Xu Guanwu spread his hands, and then there was a sharp pain in his ears, which made Xu Guanwu couldn't help screaming, "Okay, okay, I'll say it! But I After saying that, neither of you can get angry."
"Speak!" Zhao Yazhi said loudly, "Speak!" Lin Qingxia said softly.
"Well, actually, every morning when I say I'm going to work, I actually come here to stay with you for a while; when I leave work early in the afternoon, I also go to stay with you for a while; I personally don't like to read books..." Xu Guanwu said it in a nutshell, but to Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia's ears, none of these things were wrong. Can't help but be very moved.
"No more, that's all." After Xu Guanwu finished speaking, he spread his hands.
"How is it possible? That's all there is? Didn't you lie to us?" Zhao Yazhi asked suspiciously.
"That's right, why didn't you find another woman because it was just the two of us?" Lin Qingxia asked in the same puzzle.
"Of course not. I'm not that kind of casual man. Even if those women would agree, I wouldn't." Xu Guanwu jumped up from the sofa and shouted like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
"Azhi, do you believe what he said?" Lin Qingxia pointed at Xu Guanwu and asked with a smile.
"Before I believed it, before you, he was really good." Zhao Yazhi nodded and said, "But after you, he is hard to say."
Lin Qingxia couldn't help but blushed, "I'm sorry for you."
"Forget it, now that the matter has come to this point, I don't plan to pursue this matter any longer." Zhao Yazhi waved her hand and said, "It's very common for a man to be fickle, and it's even more common for a rich man to have three wives and four concubines." After being recuperated in the mainland, he has become so fierce, I knew it would be difficult for me to satisfy him. I just hope that now that I have you, he can concentrate and stop flirting outside."
After hearing Zhao Yazhi's words, Lin Qingxia couldn't help but blush, happy, and moved, "Azhi, thank you!"
Xu Guanwu on the side was as embarrassed as he wanted. After being told by Zhao Yazhi, he seemed to be a bluish baboon, as if he had no other pursuits other than playing with women.Really!
Seeing the two men and women turning their heads to deal with him together in the same hatred was really beyond Xu Guanwu's expectations.But Xu Guanwu was relieved to see that the two of them quarreled without seeing each other, and they were still able to laugh and chat.
"Okay, it's good that the two of you don't quarrel anymore, and we can live happily as a family from now on." Xu Guanwu said with a smile.
"Isn't that just taking advantage of you, a big villain." Lin Qingxia poked Xu Guanwu's forehead and said.
"Okay, Qingxia come over, don't bother with this big wolf." Zhao Yazhi beckoned Lin Qingxia over, and the two sat side by side on the sofa, leaving Xu Guanwu sitting beside her.
"Hey, you sisters are deeply in love, so you don't care about me?" Seeing the two sitting together, talking and laughing, completely ignoring himself, Xu Guanwu couldn't help but said with a bit of a taste.
"Qingxia, did you hear someone talking?" Zhao Yazhi suddenly turned her head and asked Lin Qingxia.
"No, it's probably because fireworks are going off outside, it's a bit noisy." Lin Qingxia shook her head and said.
Seeing that these two people didn't take themselves seriously at all, turned a blind eye, listened but didn't hear, Xu Guanwu couldn't help feeling extremely depressed.
"Hey, are you two really ignoring me?" Xu Guanwu shook his hand in front of the two of them and said, seeing that the two of them didn't respond at all, just sitting there watching TV and whispering, Xu Guanwu couldn't help but feel even more depressed. "If that's the case, then I'll leave first. Manager Shen Bi of HSBC asked me to attend the Spring Festival PARTY. I heard that many beauties were invited to the party, and many of them were well-known courtesans in Hong Kong. Then I'm going to get to know you."
Xu Guanwu said that he stood up and wanted to leave, but seeing that Qingxia and Azhi ignored him and were still talking and laughing at Yanyan, he couldn't help but give him a headache.
"I really have to go." Xu Guanwu raised his legs and walked on the spot, making a thumping sound.
"Oh, it's so noisy! I hate it!" Zhao Yazhi said unhappily, "Qingxia, is there a big rat in your room? Why does it sound so noisy?"
"Big rats? Yes, it's very violent. Leave him alone, let's continue watching TV." Lin Qingxia waved her hands.
"Hmph! You two are reconciled, so I'll throw you aside. It's really..." Xu Guanwu was so depressed that he was about to do something more, when suddenly he had an idea, walked up to the two of them, and then squatted down, Arched Zhao Yazhi away from the left side, and Lin Qingxia parted away with the right side arch, and then got between the two of them with one buttocks, and then embraced the two with one arm, "You can't see me, then I will Let go."
"Big villain, stop making trouble." Lin Qingxia shyly said as she knocked off Xu Guanwu's An Lushan claw.
On the other side, Zhao Yazhi also reached out and patted Xu Guanwu's big hand, "Don't touch me, big wolf."
Xu Guanwu's hands were hurting, and he quickly retracted them. Xu Guanwu was still intoxicated. After retracting his hands, he put them in front of his eyes and couldn't help staring and laughing.
With his smile, the two beauties immediately blushed, "Big villain, why are you laughing at your dirty hands?" Lin Qingxia was so shy by his smile, she couldn't help but opened her mouth and scolded.
"That's right, it's not like I haven't touched it before, why are you smiling so lewdly?" Zhao Yazhi couldn't help asking, and she couldn't help but blush as soon as the words came out.
"Oh, you women don't understand this, it's one of our men's greatest pleasures. You haven't watched those heroines in those pornographic films, what you like to show off most is not your lower body, but your upper body's proud bust Is it? Because that is the place that attracts the most male attention." Xu Guanwu said with a mean smile.
"Okay, you seem to be very researched. Then tell me, how many women's breasts have you seen, and how many times have you experienced such enjoyment?" Zhao Yazhi couldn't help feeling cold when she heard him say so happily, He stretched out his hand and grabbed Xu Guanwu's ear again.
Lin Qingxia on the side was also very shy, and also grabbed Xu Guanwu's ear, "Did you always think about others when you were touching me, and still compare mine with other women?"
"No, no, I just read too many books, so I know some theories. I have never experienced it. Today is the first time. You have to believe me." Xu Guanwu hurriedly said, "Ah Zhi, you have been with me for the longest time, when did you see me stealing a girl's breast, Qingxia, you should also know about me, there are so many bikini beauties on the beach in Hawaii, when did I have a heart?"
"What he said is true." Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia nodded at the same time and said in unison.
After speaking, the two women glanced at each other, and they both let go of Xu Guanwu's ears, "Stop reading those messy books from now on, it will ruin people." Zhao Yazhi reprimanded.
"Yeah, you usually teach us to read some classics to cultivate our sentiments, but you read these bastard books yourself, and you dare to experiment on us. It's really annoying." Lin Qingxia also grabbed the other One ear, said angrily.
"Okay, okay, I know I'm wrong. In fact, I haven't read too many books on that subject. I just read a few casually for reference." Xu Guanwu hurriedly apologized.
"Then you taught me those embarrassing poses, did you also learn from that kind of book?" Lin Qingxia couldn't help asking with a frosty face.
"Huh! Needless to say, what you taught me is also learned from those bastard books?" Zhao Yazhi also scolded, and at the same time grabbed Xu Guanwu's ear, and her hands became harder and harder.
(End of this chapter)
After listening for a long time, he didn't hear any noise or fighting. Xu Guanwu couldn't help but feel relieved, but at the same time, he was also puzzled.
"Could it be that the two of them are really okay, and they can sit down and chat calmly after meeting?" Xu Guanwu couldn't hold back his curiosity, and quietly walked towards the living room.
"Hehe..." There was a burst of laughter, which immediately stunned Xu Guanwu.
"Is there something wrong with my ears, or are they really laughing? Buying cakes, what's going on? Could it be that the world has changed? Can the main room and the outer room sit together and talk and laugh?" Xu Guanwu was full of doubts. Head over.
Sure enough, seeing his wife Zhao Yazhi was chatting and laughing with Lin Qingxia, and they were whispering in whispers, which made Xu Guanwu even more puzzled.
These two people wished they could strangle each other to death before, so how come after meeting now, not only is there no jealousy between enemies, but why are they still sitting together talking and laughing, and even whispering to each other?
When Xu Guanwu was wondering, at this moment, Zhao Yazhi turned around and saw him standing there, she couldn't help asking in a daze, "Awu, didn't you say to prepare tea, where is the tea?"
"Oh, the tea is boiling, and it will be here soon." Xu Guanwu responded casually, "By the way, what are you two talking about, why do you look so happy. Why don't you tell me, let me listen too .”
"What else can the two of us talk about, naturally we are talking about you." Zhao Yazhi walked over to take Xu Guanwu's arm, dragged him to the sofa and sat down, and said tenderly.
"Say me?! Hoho, what can I say?" For some reason, Xu Guanwu suddenly felt a sense of murderous intent, which made his hairs stand on end.
"You've got such a good trick! I've been fooled from top to bottom, since when did I do such a shameful thing with you, huh?!" Just when Xu Guanwu was surprised, Lin Qingxia suddenly grabbed him with lightning speed. Touched Xu Guanwu's ear, and then asked sharply.
Xu Guanwu had an earache and panic, and at the same time couldn't help but want to ask, "Why did the two women not talk about anything after meeting, how did they tell such a thing?"
"Oh, it hurts, it hurts!" Xu Guanwu kept shouting, "I beg you, please let go first."
"Then tell the truth, what are you hiding from us? Now, in front of the two of us, you should make it clear that if there is anything you want to hide, don't listen to it." Zhao Yazhi pointed at Xu Guanwu's nose and said.
Lin Qingxia also poked Xu Guanwu's forehead, "You still made up bad things about me behind your back. If you confess now, I will forgive you. If you still want to hide it, I will ignore you in the future."
"Oh, it's nothing..." Xu Guanwu spread his hands, and then there was a sharp pain in his ears, which made Xu Guanwu couldn't help screaming, "Okay, okay, I'll say it! But I After saying that, neither of you can get angry."
"Speak!" Zhao Yazhi said loudly, "Speak!" Lin Qingxia said softly.
"Well, actually, every morning when I say I'm going to work, I actually come here to stay with you for a while; when I leave work early in the afternoon, I also go to stay with you for a while; I personally don't like to read books..." Xu Guanwu said it in a nutshell, but to Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia's ears, none of these things were wrong. Can't help but be very moved.
"No more, that's all." After Xu Guanwu finished speaking, he spread his hands.
"How is it possible? That's all there is? Didn't you lie to us?" Zhao Yazhi asked suspiciously.
"That's right, why didn't you find another woman because it was just the two of us?" Lin Qingxia asked in the same puzzle.
"Of course not. I'm not that kind of casual man. Even if those women would agree, I wouldn't." Xu Guanwu jumped up from the sofa and shouted like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
"Azhi, do you believe what he said?" Lin Qingxia pointed at Xu Guanwu and asked with a smile.
"Before I believed it, before you, he was really good." Zhao Yazhi nodded and said, "But after you, he is hard to say."
Lin Qingxia couldn't help but blushed, "I'm sorry for you."
"Forget it, now that the matter has come to this point, I don't plan to pursue this matter any longer." Zhao Yazhi waved her hand and said, "It's very common for a man to be fickle, and it's even more common for a rich man to have three wives and four concubines." After being recuperated in the mainland, he has become so fierce, I knew it would be difficult for me to satisfy him. I just hope that now that I have you, he can concentrate and stop flirting outside."
After hearing Zhao Yazhi's words, Lin Qingxia couldn't help but blush, happy, and moved, "Azhi, thank you!"
Xu Guanwu on the side was as embarrassed as he wanted. After being told by Zhao Yazhi, he seemed to be a bluish baboon, as if he had no other pursuits other than playing with women.Really!
Seeing the two men and women turning their heads to deal with him together in the same hatred was really beyond Xu Guanwu's expectations.But Xu Guanwu was relieved to see that the two of them quarreled without seeing each other, and they were still able to laugh and chat.
"Okay, it's good that the two of you don't quarrel anymore, and we can live happily as a family from now on." Xu Guanwu said with a smile.
"Isn't that just taking advantage of you, a big villain." Lin Qingxia poked Xu Guanwu's forehead and said.
"Okay, Qingxia come over, don't bother with this big wolf." Zhao Yazhi beckoned Lin Qingxia over, and the two sat side by side on the sofa, leaving Xu Guanwu sitting beside her.
"Hey, you sisters are deeply in love, so you don't care about me?" Seeing the two sitting together, talking and laughing, completely ignoring himself, Xu Guanwu couldn't help but said with a bit of a taste.
"Qingxia, did you hear someone talking?" Zhao Yazhi suddenly turned her head and asked Lin Qingxia.
"No, it's probably because fireworks are going off outside, it's a bit noisy." Lin Qingxia shook her head and said.
Seeing that these two people didn't take themselves seriously at all, turned a blind eye, listened but didn't hear, Xu Guanwu couldn't help feeling extremely depressed.
"Hey, are you two really ignoring me?" Xu Guanwu shook his hand in front of the two of them and said, seeing that the two of them didn't respond at all, just sitting there watching TV and whispering, Xu Guanwu couldn't help but feel even more depressed. "If that's the case, then I'll leave first. Manager Shen Bi of HSBC asked me to attend the Spring Festival PARTY. I heard that many beauties were invited to the party, and many of them were well-known courtesans in Hong Kong. Then I'm going to get to know you."
Xu Guanwu said that he stood up and wanted to leave, but seeing that Qingxia and Azhi ignored him and were still talking and laughing at Yanyan, he couldn't help but give him a headache.
"I really have to go." Xu Guanwu raised his legs and walked on the spot, making a thumping sound.
"Oh, it's so noisy! I hate it!" Zhao Yazhi said unhappily, "Qingxia, is there a big rat in your room? Why does it sound so noisy?"
"Big rats? Yes, it's very violent. Leave him alone, let's continue watching TV." Lin Qingxia waved her hands.
"Hmph! You two are reconciled, so I'll throw you aside. It's really..." Xu Guanwu was so depressed that he was about to do something more, when suddenly he had an idea, walked up to the two of them, and then squatted down, Arched Zhao Yazhi away from the left side, and Lin Qingxia parted away with the right side arch, and then got between the two of them with one buttocks, and then embraced the two with one arm, "You can't see me, then I will Let go."
"Big villain, stop making trouble." Lin Qingxia shyly said as she knocked off Xu Guanwu's An Lushan claw.
On the other side, Zhao Yazhi also reached out and patted Xu Guanwu's big hand, "Don't touch me, big wolf."
Xu Guanwu's hands were hurting, and he quickly retracted them. Xu Guanwu was still intoxicated. After retracting his hands, he put them in front of his eyes and couldn't help staring and laughing.
With his smile, the two beauties immediately blushed, "Big villain, why are you laughing at your dirty hands?" Lin Qingxia was so shy by his smile, she couldn't help but opened her mouth and scolded.
"That's right, it's not like I haven't touched it before, why are you smiling so lewdly?" Zhao Yazhi couldn't help asking, and she couldn't help but blush as soon as the words came out.
"Oh, you women don't understand this, it's one of our men's greatest pleasures. You haven't watched those heroines in those pornographic films, what you like to show off most is not your lower body, but your upper body's proud bust Is it? Because that is the place that attracts the most male attention." Xu Guanwu said with a mean smile.
"Okay, you seem to be very researched. Then tell me, how many women's breasts have you seen, and how many times have you experienced such enjoyment?" Zhao Yazhi couldn't help feeling cold when she heard him say so happily, He stretched out his hand and grabbed Xu Guanwu's ear again.
Lin Qingxia on the side was also very shy, and also grabbed Xu Guanwu's ear, "Did you always think about others when you were touching me, and still compare mine with other women?"
"No, no, I just read too many books, so I know some theories. I have never experienced it. Today is the first time. You have to believe me." Xu Guanwu hurriedly said, "Ah Zhi, you have been with me for the longest time, when did you see me stealing a girl's breast, Qingxia, you should also know about me, there are so many bikini beauties on the beach in Hawaii, when did I have a heart?"
"What he said is true." Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia nodded at the same time and said in unison.
After speaking, the two women glanced at each other, and they both let go of Xu Guanwu's ears, "Stop reading those messy books from now on, it will ruin people." Zhao Yazhi reprimanded.
"Yeah, you usually teach us to read some classics to cultivate our sentiments, but you read these bastard books yourself, and you dare to experiment on us. It's really annoying." Lin Qingxia also grabbed the other One ear, said angrily.
"Okay, okay, I know I'm wrong. In fact, I haven't read too many books on that subject. I just read a few casually for reference." Xu Guanwu hurriedly apologized.
"Then you taught me those embarrassing poses, did you also learn from that kind of book?" Lin Qingxia couldn't help asking with a frosty face.
"Huh! Needless to say, what you taught me is also learned from those bastard books?" Zhao Yazhi also scolded, and at the same time grabbed Xu Guanwu's ear, and her hands became harder and harder.
(End of this chapter)
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