The king of ghost horse comedy
Chapter 474
Chapter 474
After eating, Xu Guanwu accompanied Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia to sit in the living room and watch TV.
Seeing the slightly bulging stomachs of the two wives, Xu Guanwu felt a sense of accomplishment spontaneously.
In this life, there are beautiful wives and beautiful family members, endless wealth, and descendants. Life is really full of regrets.
"Ah!" At this moment, Lin Qingxia suddenly called out, with a shocked and joyful smile on her face.
"What's the matter, what's the matter?" Xu Guanwu hurriedly asked with concern.
"The baby kicked me just now." Lin Qingxia pointed to her stomach and said, "I can feel him moving, and the strength is quite strong."
"Really, wow!" Xu Guanwu hurried over and put his ear on her stomach, and sure enough, he heard a noise inside.
boom!At this moment, the baby moved again, even Xu Guanwu could clearly feel it.
"Wow! It's really moving!" Xu Guanwu exclaimed happily, feeling the surprise of being a father for the first time.
Before the baby was in the mother's womb, although it grew up healthily day by day, but because it couldn't be seen or touched, although Xu Guanwu was happy, he didn't have any real feelings.
Unlike Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia who are mothers who carry this little baby every day, they can clearly feel that he is in their womb, at the same frequency as their heartbeat, growing bigger in their bodies day by day.The personal feeling of being pregnant for ten months also made them full of maternal brilliance.
Now that Xu Guanwu was kicked by the baby, he finally felt his presence clearly, and was so excited that he almost cried. "Wow, it's really... really... alive and kicking, and you can tell it's very healthy when you hear it." Xu Guanwu pointed at Lin Qingxia's stomach and said incoherently.
Seeing him happy like this, Lin Qingxia couldn't help being very happy in her heart. "Awu, he kicks so powerfully, I think he must be a son."
"Well, son, it must be a son. Otherwise, how could you be so strong?" Xu Guanwu stroked Lin Qingxia's stomach and said, "Son, son, you should be honest and live in it with peace of mind. Don't worry about it now. Come out in a hurry. When the time comes, you will come out naturally. So don’t make trouble now, don’t kick around in mommy’s stomach, otherwise mommy will hurt.”
Lin Qingxia heard him talking to her stomach in a serious manner, as if negotiating with the baby inside, she couldn't help laughing out loud, feeling happy and sweet.
Zhao Yazhi, who was behind her, saw them together sweetly, especially the uncontrollable smile on Xu Guanwu's face when he said he was his son, and couldn't help feeling sour in his heart.
"Hmph! What are you proud of? You know that the child in your stomach must be a son, maybe a daughter." Zhao Yazhi snorted, and turned the volume of the TV to the maximum.
Boom, boom, boom!Like a bomb exploding, the huge sound echoed in the villa, deafening people's ears.
"Azhi, keep your voice down, I can't even hear the baby's voice." Xu Guanwu shouted at Zhao Yazhi.
After shouting several times in a row, Zhao Yazhi angrily turned down the volume of the TV.
Xu Guanwu saw that she was unhappy and looked appreciative, so he guessed her thoughts at once, and hurriedly withdrew from Lin Qingxia's side to Zhao Yazhi's side, then stretched out his hand and gently hugged her.
"What's the matter, are you jealous?" Xu Guanwu approached her ear and asked in a low voice.
Zhao Yazhi snorted, "We are both pregnant with babies now, so you can't be too biased. If she is pregnant, it must be a son, and if I am pregnant, it must be a daughter?"
"I've never thought about it that way before, besides, whether it's a son or a daughter, it's actually the same to me." Xu Guanwu smiled and said, "I assure you, even if you gave birth to a daughter, I will treat you equally. , there will be absolutely no gender discrimination."
"Is what you said true?" Zhao Yazhi glanced at him and said, "Don't regret it when the time comes, you will be very close to your son when you see your son, and ignore your daughter when you see her?"
"No, no, I like both sons and daughters." Xu Guanwu waved his hands and said, "Besides, what era is it now, women can hold up half the sky. If my daughter is promising, she can also inherit my family business; if If my son is worthless, I will also let him stand aside."
"If you can say it, you have to do it. Don't let someone pour you two pots of ecstasy soup, and you will forget what you said again." Zhao Yazhi nodded and said.
"Well, don't worry, I will never forget this matter." Xu Guanwu nodded and said, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about it. It's still early, and it won't be too late to talk about it later. Or Let's watch TV first."
Zhao Yazhi nodded, and turned on the TV again. It happened that TVB was showing "Choice", and listening to the theme song made one's spirits shake.
"The situation in the world is changing, the road ahead is bumpy, there are no signs at the crossroads, how to choose in the future..." Zheng Shaoqiu's singing came clearly from the TV.
"I said why this theme song is so good, it turned out to be the work of Ersheng Huihuang." Xu Guanwu nodded and said with a smile.
"Who is the Second Sage Hui Huang? Are they famous?" Lin Qingxia asked suspiciously.
"The Two Sages of Hui and Huang are Gu Jiahui and Huang Zhan. They are both well-known musicians in Hong Kong. Because they have collaborated too many times and created many classics, they are often called the two saints of Hui and Huang together." Xu Guanwu explained with a smile Dao, "Like the theme song of "Chu Liuxiang", 'The lake and the sea wash my mind, the rivers and mountains float my shadow', it is the master Huang Zhan's handwriting."
"So it was written by him. Oh, no wonder it sounds so good." Lin Qingxia nodded and said in surprise.
"The first movie you made, "Outside the Window", the soundtrack was Mr. Gu Jiahui." Xu Guanwu said with a smile again.
"So that's it." Lin Qingxia nodded, "It seems that I really have to make up for this knowledge, otherwise I'm really showing my timidity."
"Hehe, it's true. If you want to come back to film in the future, there are some people and things that you need to know." Xu Guanwu smiled and nodded.
"What?! Don't you object to my coming back to filming again?" Lin Qingxia heard Xu Guanwu's words, she couldn't help but looked at him in surprise and said.
"If you're bored and really want to film, why should I object?" Xu Guanwu glanced at her and said, "I'm not so glassy yet, I take acting as real."
"En." Lin Qingxia nodded, hearing her husband say that, she felt relieved.To be honest, she has always had hidden worries about her future acting career, worrying that her husband will not let her come back to film.In that case, it would be easy to be a rich wife at home, but it would inevitably be boring after a long time.
"Qingxia, don't listen to Ah Wu's nonsense, he also has conditions for letting you come back to filming." Zhao Yazhi curled her lips aside and said, "There can't be any intimacy scenes during filming. If there must be intimacy scenes, then A double must be used. The contact with the male actor is limited to hugging, and no further intimacy is allowed. He is careful."
"Actually, that's not true. I think Ah Wu's opinion is normal. If I were asked to make an intimate scene now, I would have some scruples." Lin Qingxia thought for a while and said, "After all, Ah Wu is not a person in the entertainment industry. It's a normal reaction to not watch this kind of intimacy."
"Have you heard, Qingxia is still sensible." Xu Guanwu smiled and said.
Zhao Yazhi's face darkened, she didn't expect Lin Qingxia to lose points for her words, and she lost points, so she couldn't help snorting angrily, and began to watch TV dramas.
As soon as she fell silent, Xu Guanwu and Lin Qingxia stopped talking, and they all watched the TV together.After a while, everyone was attracted by the plot.
……
"Choice" is a masterpiece of TVB. Its purpose is to hit Miss Dongfang's beauty pageant. Therefore, it not only has a strong lineup of performances, but also invests a lot of money in filming. Both the picture quality and the scenes are guaranteed.For example, this time only [-] extra actors were used, and the daily cost of extra extras exceeded [-], which is considered to have broken the record for Hong Kong-produced TV dramas.
When filming TV dramas in Hong Kong, because of the small venue and limited personnel, the scene has always been very shabby.The emperor's trip was only a guard of honor of a dozen people, and the scene of the war was more than a dozen people slashing and killing each other. It was like young and Dangerous boys on the street robbing territory, and it didn't look grand at all.
And this "Choice" is because TVB attaches great importance to it, so it vows to change the shabby situation of Hong Kong dramas. This time, hundreds of actors have been mobilized. The special actors of the show appeared, and they seemed to be a lot more energetic, and they were no longer so petty.
"Ah Wu, the filming of this TV series is not bad." Zhao Yazhi nodded and said, "How good do you think Zheng Shaoqiu's acting is?"
"Really?! I think he's just a vase, but Guan Haigui next to him is much better than him." Xu Guanwu glanced at Zhao Yazhi and said sourly.
"Uncle Xia is indeed good at acting, but Qiuguan's acting skills have also improved a lot. Like the painful expression just now, he couldn't act it when he was filming "Chu Liuxiang". It seems that he really worked hard Passed." Zhao Yazhi commented with a professional eye, "It's too bad, everyone is making progress, but I have children at home, and when I go out to film again, they will perform better than me, then I will become The vase?"
"What's wrong with making a vase? It's not easy to make a vase well." Xu Guanwu couldn't help but said, "Besides, vases can also be divided into clay, pottery, porcelain, iron, and copper... If you can make it conscientiously A vase for a lifetime is quite remarkable."
"Scary! What kind of theory are you talking about? How can an actor like to make vases? That's too lacking in artistic pursuit." Lin Qingxia glanced at him sensitively and said.
She herself has always been called a vase, saying that she is only relying on her youth and beauty, and has never had any acting skills.Therefore, "acting" is like a thorn in her heart, making her very sensitive when she hears this word.Now hearing Xu Guanwu's comment on the vase, he couldn't help but take his seat automatically, and couldn't help but retort aloud.
Xu Guanwu spoke happily, and only after he finished speaking did he remember that there was Lin Qingxia next to him, he quickly turned his head and said with a smile, "Qingxia, it's not that you don't have acting skills, it's just because you are so beautiful that your acting skills are overshadowed."
"Uh..." Lin Qingxia was naturally happy to hear him praise her so much, but she was also annoyed for a while, "But people always say that I have no acting skills, which really bothers me. Ah Wu, you have so many ideas, is there anything you can do?"
"It's simple, just pretend to be ugly." Xu Guanwu said with a smile, "Get big buck teeth, get a scar on your face, dress in tatters, keep dirty words on your lips... put your own inherent The pure image is broken, and the acting skills will naturally come out."
At the beginning, Mo Wenwei did this in "The God of Cookery", and it was really brilliant.As soon as the two-knife turkey came out, it was really who was fighting for the front; after that, the little swallow Zhao Wei also played an ugly role in "Shaolin Soccer", and the effect was also amazing.
Lin Qingxia thought about how she would look after dressing up in her mind, and she couldn't help but shudder, "Forget it, although I want to show that I have acting skills, I don't want to be so ugly, it's too scary."
"That's right, what kind of bad idea did you come up with? Could it be that you can only show your acting skills if you become ugly?" Zhao Yazhi also chimed in.
(End of this chapter)
After eating, Xu Guanwu accompanied Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia to sit in the living room and watch TV.
Seeing the slightly bulging stomachs of the two wives, Xu Guanwu felt a sense of accomplishment spontaneously.
In this life, there are beautiful wives and beautiful family members, endless wealth, and descendants. Life is really full of regrets.
"Ah!" At this moment, Lin Qingxia suddenly called out, with a shocked and joyful smile on her face.
"What's the matter, what's the matter?" Xu Guanwu hurriedly asked with concern.
"The baby kicked me just now." Lin Qingxia pointed to her stomach and said, "I can feel him moving, and the strength is quite strong."
"Really, wow!" Xu Guanwu hurried over and put his ear on her stomach, and sure enough, he heard a noise inside.
boom!At this moment, the baby moved again, even Xu Guanwu could clearly feel it.
"Wow! It's really moving!" Xu Guanwu exclaimed happily, feeling the surprise of being a father for the first time.
Before the baby was in the mother's womb, although it grew up healthily day by day, but because it couldn't be seen or touched, although Xu Guanwu was happy, he didn't have any real feelings.
Unlike Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia who are mothers who carry this little baby every day, they can clearly feel that he is in their womb, at the same frequency as their heartbeat, growing bigger in their bodies day by day.The personal feeling of being pregnant for ten months also made them full of maternal brilliance.
Now that Xu Guanwu was kicked by the baby, he finally felt his presence clearly, and was so excited that he almost cried. "Wow, it's really... really... alive and kicking, and you can tell it's very healthy when you hear it." Xu Guanwu pointed at Lin Qingxia's stomach and said incoherently.
Seeing him happy like this, Lin Qingxia couldn't help being very happy in her heart. "Awu, he kicks so powerfully, I think he must be a son."
"Well, son, it must be a son. Otherwise, how could you be so strong?" Xu Guanwu stroked Lin Qingxia's stomach and said, "Son, son, you should be honest and live in it with peace of mind. Don't worry about it now. Come out in a hurry. When the time comes, you will come out naturally. So don’t make trouble now, don’t kick around in mommy’s stomach, otherwise mommy will hurt.”
Lin Qingxia heard him talking to her stomach in a serious manner, as if negotiating with the baby inside, she couldn't help laughing out loud, feeling happy and sweet.
Zhao Yazhi, who was behind her, saw them together sweetly, especially the uncontrollable smile on Xu Guanwu's face when he said he was his son, and couldn't help feeling sour in his heart.
"Hmph! What are you proud of? You know that the child in your stomach must be a son, maybe a daughter." Zhao Yazhi snorted, and turned the volume of the TV to the maximum.
Boom, boom, boom!Like a bomb exploding, the huge sound echoed in the villa, deafening people's ears.
"Azhi, keep your voice down, I can't even hear the baby's voice." Xu Guanwu shouted at Zhao Yazhi.
After shouting several times in a row, Zhao Yazhi angrily turned down the volume of the TV.
Xu Guanwu saw that she was unhappy and looked appreciative, so he guessed her thoughts at once, and hurriedly withdrew from Lin Qingxia's side to Zhao Yazhi's side, then stretched out his hand and gently hugged her.
"What's the matter, are you jealous?" Xu Guanwu approached her ear and asked in a low voice.
Zhao Yazhi snorted, "We are both pregnant with babies now, so you can't be too biased. If she is pregnant, it must be a son, and if I am pregnant, it must be a daughter?"
"I've never thought about it that way before, besides, whether it's a son or a daughter, it's actually the same to me." Xu Guanwu smiled and said, "I assure you, even if you gave birth to a daughter, I will treat you equally. , there will be absolutely no gender discrimination."
"Is what you said true?" Zhao Yazhi glanced at him and said, "Don't regret it when the time comes, you will be very close to your son when you see your son, and ignore your daughter when you see her?"
"No, no, I like both sons and daughters." Xu Guanwu waved his hands and said, "Besides, what era is it now, women can hold up half the sky. If my daughter is promising, she can also inherit my family business; if If my son is worthless, I will also let him stand aside."
"If you can say it, you have to do it. Don't let someone pour you two pots of ecstasy soup, and you will forget what you said again." Zhao Yazhi nodded and said.
"Well, don't worry, I will never forget this matter." Xu Guanwu nodded and said, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about it. It's still early, and it won't be too late to talk about it later. Or Let's watch TV first."
Zhao Yazhi nodded, and turned on the TV again. It happened that TVB was showing "Choice", and listening to the theme song made one's spirits shake.
"The situation in the world is changing, the road ahead is bumpy, there are no signs at the crossroads, how to choose in the future..." Zheng Shaoqiu's singing came clearly from the TV.
"I said why this theme song is so good, it turned out to be the work of Ersheng Huihuang." Xu Guanwu nodded and said with a smile.
"Who is the Second Sage Hui Huang? Are they famous?" Lin Qingxia asked suspiciously.
"The Two Sages of Hui and Huang are Gu Jiahui and Huang Zhan. They are both well-known musicians in Hong Kong. Because they have collaborated too many times and created many classics, they are often called the two saints of Hui and Huang together." Xu Guanwu explained with a smile Dao, "Like the theme song of "Chu Liuxiang", 'The lake and the sea wash my mind, the rivers and mountains float my shadow', it is the master Huang Zhan's handwriting."
"So it was written by him. Oh, no wonder it sounds so good." Lin Qingxia nodded and said in surprise.
"The first movie you made, "Outside the Window", the soundtrack was Mr. Gu Jiahui." Xu Guanwu said with a smile again.
"So that's it." Lin Qingxia nodded, "It seems that I really have to make up for this knowledge, otherwise I'm really showing my timidity."
"Hehe, it's true. If you want to come back to film in the future, there are some people and things that you need to know." Xu Guanwu smiled and nodded.
"What?! Don't you object to my coming back to filming again?" Lin Qingxia heard Xu Guanwu's words, she couldn't help but looked at him in surprise and said.
"If you're bored and really want to film, why should I object?" Xu Guanwu glanced at her and said, "I'm not so glassy yet, I take acting as real."
"En." Lin Qingxia nodded, hearing her husband say that, she felt relieved.To be honest, she has always had hidden worries about her future acting career, worrying that her husband will not let her come back to film.In that case, it would be easy to be a rich wife at home, but it would inevitably be boring after a long time.
"Qingxia, don't listen to Ah Wu's nonsense, he also has conditions for letting you come back to filming." Zhao Yazhi curled her lips aside and said, "There can't be any intimacy scenes during filming. If there must be intimacy scenes, then A double must be used. The contact with the male actor is limited to hugging, and no further intimacy is allowed. He is careful."
"Actually, that's not true. I think Ah Wu's opinion is normal. If I were asked to make an intimate scene now, I would have some scruples." Lin Qingxia thought for a while and said, "After all, Ah Wu is not a person in the entertainment industry. It's a normal reaction to not watch this kind of intimacy."
"Have you heard, Qingxia is still sensible." Xu Guanwu smiled and said.
Zhao Yazhi's face darkened, she didn't expect Lin Qingxia to lose points for her words, and she lost points, so she couldn't help snorting angrily, and began to watch TV dramas.
As soon as she fell silent, Xu Guanwu and Lin Qingxia stopped talking, and they all watched the TV together.After a while, everyone was attracted by the plot.
……
"Choice" is a masterpiece of TVB. Its purpose is to hit Miss Dongfang's beauty pageant. Therefore, it not only has a strong lineup of performances, but also invests a lot of money in filming. Both the picture quality and the scenes are guaranteed.For example, this time only [-] extra actors were used, and the daily cost of extra extras exceeded [-], which is considered to have broken the record for Hong Kong-produced TV dramas.
When filming TV dramas in Hong Kong, because of the small venue and limited personnel, the scene has always been very shabby.The emperor's trip was only a guard of honor of a dozen people, and the scene of the war was more than a dozen people slashing and killing each other. It was like young and Dangerous boys on the street robbing territory, and it didn't look grand at all.
And this "Choice" is because TVB attaches great importance to it, so it vows to change the shabby situation of Hong Kong dramas. This time, hundreds of actors have been mobilized. The special actors of the show appeared, and they seemed to be a lot more energetic, and they were no longer so petty.
"Ah Wu, the filming of this TV series is not bad." Zhao Yazhi nodded and said, "How good do you think Zheng Shaoqiu's acting is?"
"Really?! I think he's just a vase, but Guan Haigui next to him is much better than him." Xu Guanwu glanced at Zhao Yazhi and said sourly.
"Uncle Xia is indeed good at acting, but Qiuguan's acting skills have also improved a lot. Like the painful expression just now, he couldn't act it when he was filming "Chu Liuxiang". It seems that he really worked hard Passed." Zhao Yazhi commented with a professional eye, "It's too bad, everyone is making progress, but I have children at home, and when I go out to film again, they will perform better than me, then I will become The vase?"
"What's wrong with making a vase? It's not easy to make a vase well." Xu Guanwu couldn't help but said, "Besides, vases can also be divided into clay, pottery, porcelain, iron, and copper... If you can make it conscientiously A vase for a lifetime is quite remarkable."
"Scary! What kind of theory are you talking about? How can an actor like to make vases? That's too lacking in artistic pursuit." Lin Qingxia glanced at him sensitively and said.
She herself has always been called a vase, saying that she is only relying on her youth and beauty, and has never had any acting skills.Therefore, "acting" is like a thorn in her heart, making her very sensitive when she hears this word.Now hearing Xu Guanwu's comment on the vase, he couldn't help but take his seat automatically, and couldn't help but retort aloud.
Xu Guanwu spoke happily, and only after he finished speaking did he remember that there was Lin Qingxia next to him, he quickly turned his head and said with a smile, "Qingxia, it's not that you don't have acting skills, it's just because you are so beautiful that your acting skills are overshadowed."
"Uh..." Lin Qingxia was naturally happy to hear him praise her so much, but she was also annoyed for a while, "But people always say that I have no acting skills, which really bothers me. Ah Wu, you have so many ideas, is there anything you can do?"
"It's simple, just pretend to be ugly." Xu Guanwu said with a smile, "Get big buck teeth, get a scar on your face, dress in tatters, keep dirty words on your lips... put your own inherent The pure image is broken, and the acting skills will naturally come out."
At the beginning, Mo Wenwei did this in "The God of Cookery", and it was really brilliant.As soon as the two-knife turkey came out, it was really who was fighting for the front; after that, the little swallow Zhao Wei also played an ugly role in "Shaolin Soccer", and the effect was also amazing.
Lin Qingxia thought about how she would look after dressing up in her mind, and she couldn't help but shudder, "Forget it, although I want to show that I have acting skills, I don't want to be so ugly, it's too scary."
"That's right, what kind of bad idea did you come up with? Could it be that you can only show your acting skills if you become ugly?" Zhao Yazhi also chimed in.
(End of this chapter)
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