The king of ghost horse comedy

Chapter 479 Little Shami Wu Zhenyu
"You can help pinch it, but don't be tempted. This is a Zen room, so it's not easy to do that kind of thing." Lin Qingxia said with a blushing face.

"Don't worry, I'm not that harsh, and I won't let you off even big belly women." Xu Guanwu smiled and concentrated on helping the two of them massage.

"Hmph, it's all thanks to you that we became big belly women." Hearing what he said, Zhao Yazhi couldn't help humming in dissatisfaction, "Now he's saying such things, men really have no conscience."

"Yes, I knew that when God created man, he should have conceived men, so that they often suffer from the hardship of conceiving in October." Lin Qingxia also echoed.

Xu Guanwu couldn't help laughing up to the sky, "If that's the case, men can do everything, so why do you want women?"

"Without a woman, who will help you cook, wash clothes, and do housework?" Zhao Yazhi retorted with a white look at him.

"Hey, if there is no woman, do men still need to wear clothes?" Xu Guanwu laughed.

"Hmph! I'm ignoring you with strong words." Lin Qingxia glared at Xu Guanwu, "Ah Zhi, stop bickering with him."

"Well, don't talk to him anymore." Zhao Yazhi also nodded, "Hey, there are still Buddhist scriptures here." She said in surprise, reached out and took the Buddhist scriptures in her hands, "Wow! "42 Zhang Jing, I wonder if there is a treasure map in it?"

"Yes, yes, the treasure is buried in the back mountain." Xu Guanwu said eccentrically at the side, "We will dig it out secretly at night."

He said he was happy, but Zhao Yazhi just turned over the scriptures curiously, while Lin Qingxia leaned her head to admire Zhao Yazhi together, and the two of them really ignored him.

Seeing this, Xu Guanwu couldn't help laughing and said, "Do you know that Zhang Baozai, the famous pirate of the Qing Dynasty, used to have his headquarters here?"

"..." Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia still ignored him.

"It is said that Zhang Baozai fought pirates across the South Seas, robbed countless merchant ships, and accumulated a wealth of wealth. But until now, no one knows where his financial reports have gone. Some people say that they may be buried on nearby islands. "Xu Guanwu continued to speak loudly.

"..." Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia continued to ignore him.

"If someone can find it, he will become the richest man in Hong Kong in no time. Tens of millions of taels of silver, piled up as high as a mountain." Xu Guanwu saliva spattered.

"..." Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia whispered to each other, chattering from time to time, but they just ignored him.

Xu Guanwu chuckled, turned his body and lay down directly, pushed Lin Qingxia to the side with his left arch, and pushed Zhao Yazhi aside with his right arch, just squeezed out a space that could accommodate him.

"Oh, the bed is so crowded and the weather is so hot, don't make trouble." Zhao Yazhi couldn't help pushing him.

"Yes, the two of us will take a rest in the room. If you are bored, you can go out to see the scenery." Lin Qingxia also pushed him.

"Okay, since you guys dislike me so much, then I'll go out." Xu Guanwu waved his hand and said, "But don't miss me."

Xu Guanwu swaggered out of the meditation room, and wandered around the temple.

The construction of Po Lin Monastery was designed by famous masters. The pavilions, towers and pavilions all have their own ingenuity. The most noteworthy thing is the flowers and plants in the temple. Because of the hard work of the monks, the flowers are blooming and blooming, making people linger and forget to return.

Xu Guanwu was standing in front of the flower bed looking at the flowers when suddenly a monk walked by.

Xu Guanwu didn't react at first, and when the monk walked out several steps, he suddenly yelled, "Wait a minute!"

The monk was startled, turned his head, and saw Xu Guanwu pointing at himself.

"What's the matter, sir?" the monk asked suspiciously.

Xu Guanwu walked over in a hurry, looked at the monk carefully up and down, and felt a little scared of the monk.

"Why are you here?" Xu Guanwu asked suspiciously.

"Well, the abbot asked me to help in the cafeteria, so I passed by here." The monk replied honestly.

"No, I mean how did you become a monk?" Xu Guanwu waved his hand and asked in surprise.

The "monk" in front of him clearly shouldn't be a monk.

"The fortune teller said that I was born with evil spirits, so I was asked to be a monk to block the evil spirits with the blessing of the Buddha." The monk said, "Sir, did we know each other before? Why do you seem to know me very well, but I treat you Don't have any impression?"

Xu Guanwu smiled, thinking that it is normal for me to know you, but it is not normal for you not to know me.

"Is your name Wu Zhenyu?" Xu Guanwu continued to ask.

"Hey, I just changed my name two days ago, sir, how did you know?" the monk asked with a look of surprise.

Xu Guanwu was even more surprised, "Didn't you become an actor, why are you wearing monk robes now?"

That monk was none other than Wu Zhenyu, a well-known and capable actor in Hong Kong, who conquered thousands of audiences with his unique neurotic acting.The most representative character is Liang Kun in "Young and Dangerous". The sentence "When you come out to hang out, you have to keep your word. If you say you will kill your whole family, you will kill your whole family." It is definitely a classic.

There is also the conjoined twin Ji Wushuang in "The White-haired Witch", who is disgusting and cruel, especially the morbid love for Lian Nishang, which is really vividly portrayed.

Xu Guanwu has always admired this actor and feels that he is one of the most representative actors in Hong Kong.It's a pity that he became famous too late, and he only became a main supporting role in the 90s.At that time, all Hong Kong movies were going downhill, which made Wu Zhenyu weak in succession, and he had no outstanding acting skills, so he could only make some bad movies to make a living.This is not only Wu Zhenyu's own sorrow, but also the sorrow of Hong Kong movies.

"Wow! Sir, you even know that I want to be an actor, are you my friend here to trick me?" Wu Zhenyu was even more surprised, "I really want to be an actor, but going to apply for the Xinghui Art School, even Didn't even pass the first round of preliminary exams."

"No way, who is so blind?" Xu Guanwu said in amazement. It's a fantasy that a figure who won the award for Best Actor at the Academy Awards failed to even pass the first round of the art school.

"Okay, okay, hurry up and take off this monk's robe, and report to Xinghui Art School tomorrow." Xu Guanwu waved his hand.

"Uh..." Wu Zhenyu was stunned for a moment, "Sir, I was eliminated in the first round of interviews. They don't want me at all. Even if I go, I won't be able to get in."

Xu Guanwu couldn't help laughing, "You really didn't recognize who I was?"

"No. Sir, did we know each other before? Are you a superior in my previous company, or did we drink together before? You seem to know me very well." Wu Zhenyu asked in surprise.

Xu Guanwu sighed, "Now I know why you couldn't even pass the first round of interviews. You don't even know me and you plan to hang out in the entertainment industry?"

Wu Zhenyu scratched his head embarrassingly, "Sir, I'm sorry, I really didn't recognize you, but you look familiar."

Xu Guanwu smiled wryly and shook his head, "The Xinghui Art School you applied for was opened by me."

Wu Zhenyu suddenly opened his mouth so wide that he could stuff an egg, "Huh?! I really want to recognize you!"

"If you don't recognize him anymore, you should continue to be a monk." Xu Guanwu smiled and said.

"Mr. Xu, are you really Mr. Xu?! Wow! I'm not dreaming. You are willing to talk to me, and you know that I have changed my name. Wow!" Wu Zhenyu said incoherently in surprise.

"Okay, okay, tomorrow you go to Xinghui Art School, I will call there and ask them to allow you to be an auditor." Xu Guanwu waved his hand to calm Wu Zhenyu first, "After you enter the school Just work hard and don't disappoint my hopes."

"Definitely, definitely." Wu Zhenyu nodded repeatedly, "Thank you, Mr. Xu, thank you, Mr. Xu! My God, I'm not dreaming."

"Of course not, it's still broad daylight. Do you want to daydream? Okay, if you are free, chat with me. I'm curious how you became a monk." Xu Guanwu smiled asked.

Hearing Xu Guanwu's question, Wu Zhenyu told the story of why he became a monk.

It turned out that Wu Zhenyu was born in poverty, his father was a cook, and his mother was a fisherman.He went to school until he graduated from middle school, and then entered the society to work. He worked as an office boy for two years, but still had no chance of promotion.

Occasionally, he saw that Xinghui Art School was recruiting students, and he also took care of work with food and lodging included. At the same time, he heard that actors made money and had a better future than office work, so he ran to sign up for reference.

But it is a pity that he was eliminated in the first round because of his cross-eyed.The actor's dream didn't come true, and he quit his office job. For a moment, Wu Zhenyu felt that he was extremely unlucky, so he went to Temple Street to tell his fortune, to see if there was something missing in his life, how could he have been unlucky since childhood.

The fortune teller naturally talked nonsense for money, first he said his name was not good.Wu Zhenyu's real name is Wu Zhiqiang, which can be regarded as a stable name.However, the fortune teller said that the name was too common and imposing, and it didn't seem to be famous at first sight.So I gave him the name Zhenyu, which means "Wei Zhen Huan Yu".When Wu Zhenyu heard that this name was indeed more prestigious than Zhiqiang, he changed his name happily.

The fortune teller also said that he was born with evil spirits, so the first half of his life was rough.If you want to change your luck, you have to go to the temple to become a monk once. The longer the time, the less the evil spirit will be washed away by the Buddha's light, and the more likely you will get rich in the future.

This is a perfunctory statement by a fortune teller. If the Buddha's light can really dilute the evil spirit, wouldn't the monks have made a lot of money by staying in the temple every day?But Wu Zhenyu really believed what the fortune teller said, so he went to the temple to become a monk.

Xu Guanwu couldn't help laughing after hearing his experience.Unexpectedly, Wu Zhenyu, who has always been evil, would be so silly and cute, and would be fooled around by a street swindler.If I hadn't been lucky enough to meet him today, I don't know how many years he would have been a monk in the temple.

"Wow, the fortune teller is really accurate. No wonder he wants to change my name and ask me to become a monk in a temple. It turns out that he expected that I would meet a noble person. Wow! I will definitely buy a burnt one later. The pig will reward him." Wu Zhenyu said with a happy smile.

Xu Guanwu couldn't help falling down when he heard it.

……

When he came to Baolian Temple and found Wu Zhenyu, a thousand-mile horse, Xu Guanwu felt that his visit was not in vain.After Wu Zhenyu was promoted by him, his development would definitely be faster than in his previous life.If he could rise in the 80s, with his appearance and acting skills, he might not be inferior to Liang Chaowei and Liu Dehua.

"Hey, I have changed history. If the changes continue like this, I wonder if Hong Kong movies will decline again in the 90s?" Xu Guanwu couldn't help thinking.

The Butterfly Effect has said that a butterfly in the tropical rainforest of the Amazon River Basin in South America, occasionally flapping its wings a few times, can cause a tornado in Texas two weeks later.

It has been six years since Xu Guanwu, a little butterfly, traveled through time, and it has already had a certain impact on history.Whether it is in the American film industry, the high-tech industry, the media field in Hong Kong, or the scientific research field in the Mainland, they have all been strongly influenced by him.

Under such circumstances, how much change will be caused in the future is beyond what Xu Guanwu can predict.

(End of this chapter)