The king of ghost horse comedy

Chapter 628 Blank Video Tape

Realizing that Lin Qingxia was looking at her in surprise, Deng Lijun quickly covered her eyes and looked shy, "Ah, ah, ah... Oh no, I have to wash my eyes first!"

Seeing her blushing face, Lin Qingxia couldn't help giggling, "Sister Lijun, why are you so shy, haven't you seen a man naked before?"

Deng Lijun put down his hands, and glanced at her with a smile, "Damn girl, are you kidding me like this with my sister?"

Lin Qingxia waved her hand, "Okay, I won't laugh at you anymore, but Miss Lijun, it's time for you to find a companion."

Deng Lijun sighed, "Good men are hard to come by, and my sister is not as lucky as you to find a man as good as Stanley."

Lin Qingxia rolled her eyes, "Well, Sister Lijun, when you say that, I think of someone who is dignified, gentle and considerate, dedicated, and rich in wealth. He is still unmarried, do you want to consider it?" one time?"

"Is there such a perfect person in this world?" Deng Lijun asked Lin Qingxia suspiciously.

"Yes, Ah Wu's younger brother Xu Guanying." Lin Qingxia smiled and said, "I know he is your loyal fan and has always liked you."

Deng Lijun couldn't help blushing when she heard this, and stretched out her hand to tear Lin Qingxia's mouth, "I told you to talk nonsense, let's see if you dare to make fun of me again."

Lin Qingxia hurriedly smiled and begged for mercy, and the two of them got into a fight.

laugh!The wooden door was opened, and a person stood at the door with great interest, watching the two beauties Deng Lijun and Lin Qingxia play.

Deng Lijun was stretching out his hand to squeak Lin Qingxia, when he suddenly noticed that there was another person beside him, and when he looked back, he saw Xu Guanwu, who had changed his clothes, leaning against the door frame, watching the two of them fighting with a smile on his face.

Deng Lijun couldn't help blushing, and quickly withdrew her hand.Lin Qingxia also noticed Xu Guanwu at this moment, "Hey, Ah Wu, you changed your clothes."

"Yeah, you guys go ahead, don't worry about me." Xu Guanwu said with a chuckle.

"Go, what are you trying to coax." Lin Qingxia waved her hand, "Sister Lijun and I are good sisters, so we won't let you see jokes."

Xu Guanwu laughed, "Okay, come in, it's too cold outside."

The two of them followed Xu Guanwu into the holiday house, and saw that there were tatami mats as soon as they entered the house, and there was a TV and a video recorder in the corner of the house.The other half of the room is divided into a small room with a sliding door, which is used as a two-bedroom apartment for rent.

When Xu Guanwu and the other four people booked a room, they saw that it was a two-bedroom room, and thought it would be a very big room, so they only booked this wooden house. Looking at it now, it is clearly a typical scam.

"Wow, the room next door is so small, and the room is only separated by a sliding door. It's really deceitful." Lin Qingxia looked at the two rooms curiously, and couldn't help frowning road.

"In Japan, land is very expensive, and houses are a very scarce resource. A two-bedroom apartment like this is not bad. I have seen smaller rooms than this one. It really has everything except for people to lie down. I can't do it anymore." Deng Lijun explained with a smile.

"But this room is so small, and there is no special partition wall, how can we sleep at night?" Lin Qingxia said with a blushing face.

She originally wanted to sleep with her husband today, but if it was only through this sliding door, if she wanted to do anything, wouldn't the next door be able to hear everything clearly? !It's really embarrassing.

"Don't worry, I'll go to the management office to have a look. If there is still a holiday house, I can just rent another one." Xu Guanwu smiled and said.

"It seems that there are quite a lot of tourists today, what if they are fully booked?" Zhao Yazhi thought for a while and asked worriedly.

"It can't be such a coincidence, but the resort is full when we come?" Xu Guanwu smiled and said, "No, we don't memorize that much."

"Actually, this season is the peak tourist season in Okutama. Many tourists come here to enjoy the red leaves and eat the plump carp in the lake." Deng Lijun said with a smile, "Stanley, you should go and see it quickly. If there is a room Just go and settle it quickly. If not, we'll find another way."

Xu Guanwu nodded, immediately got up and walked out.

"Awu, you don't understand Japanese, I'll go with you." Deng Lijun shouted and hurriedly followed behind.

Xu Guanwu nodded, and accompanied Deng Lijun to the management office.

"Ah Wu, what if there are really no other rooms today?" On the way, Deng Lijun suddenly asked with a smile.

"I hope there are no vacancies. In this case, I can have the opportunity to sleep with the three beauties." Xu Guanwu said with a chuckle.

"You are so beautiful, I think the final outcome must be that you sleep in a room alone, and I sleep with Qingxia and Azhi." Deng Lijun said with a smile.

Xu Guanwu thought about it in his mind, and felt that what Deng Lijun said was very possible.Both Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia are very traditional women, both of them are very conservative in that respect, and they have to beg for a long time if they want to change to a new posture.She would never do that kind of thing secretly with him in front of other people.Then the only possibility left is that he sleeps in one room by himself, and the other three beauties sleep in the other room.

Xu Guanwu couldn't help but go crazy when he thought that there were three beauties sleeping next door, each of whom loved him very much, but he had to sleep alone. "Be sure to have a second room, Amitabha God bless Amen Amen!"

Deng Lijun couldn't help but chuckled when he heard Xu Guanwu's prayer, "Amitabha Buddha is from Buddhism, God is from Christianity, and Amen is from Christianity. These three gods are not next to each other at all. You are just rushing to the doctor in a hurry."

"There are gods and Buddhas all over the sky, but if there is one efficacious, I can get what I want." Xu Guanwu laughed, "Who knows which cloud has rain, one more is one."

Deng Lijun couldn't help being surprised and speechless after hearing his irrational explanation.

After arriving at the management office in a short while, Xu Guanwu asked the staff there if there were any free rooms.

Deng Lijun translated for him, and then happily said to Xu Guanwu, "Wow, we are so lucky, we just happen to have a room."

Xu Guanwu suddenly became happy, "Then hurry up and rent it."

Deng Lijun smiled and rented another room.

The two were about to go back, but they saw a small shop for renting video tapes opened next to the management office, where many people were choosing their favorite video tapes.

Xu Guanwu thought that there seemed to be a video recorder in the room, so he couldn't help laughing. It just so happened that there were no programs at night, so why not rent a video tape and go back to watch it.

Deng Lijun also agreed with this proposal, and the two stepped into the store.

"Hello, what can I do for you?" the clerk shouted enthusiastically.

Although Xu Guanwu didn't understand Japanese, but seeing the smile on the clerk's face, he already understood what he meant.I can't help feeling that it's no wonder that Japan's retail industry is developed. Just looking at the standard eight-teeth smile of the clerk makes people feel like they're in spring.Faced with such enthusiastic shop assistants, even Xu Guanwu, who originally planned to just come in and take a look, had the idea of ​​renting a video tape, otherwise he really felt that he had let down the enthusiasm of the shop assistants.

The two looked at the stacks of video tapes listed on the counter. In addition to Japanese video tapes, there were also American, British, French, Italian, and Hong Kong video tapes.

Xu Guanwu was surprised to find that in these video tapes, there were several movies of the Xu Brothers, such as "Half Weight", "Ghost and Horse Twin Stars", "Oolong Detective" and even the latest "Rich World".

It's a pity that these movies are all in Japanese. Even if Xu Guanwu wants to watch it, he can't understand the lines. Therefore, he can only choose the original English version, such as the 007 series and the "Rocky" series.

Xu Guanwu specially picked out a set of "No.13 Friday", a set of "007: Love from Russia", a set of horror movies, and a set of action movies, "How about it, my vision is not bad?" He asked with a smile Deng Li is the king.

"This kind of movie is what you guys like to watch the most. If I choose, I will choose "Roman Holiday", "Breakfast at Tiffany's", and "Bridges of Madison County". Deng Lijun said with a smile.

"Okay then, let's take a step back, I won't rent 007, just rent "Roman Holiday"." Xu Guanwu nodded and said.

"I think you should choose "007: From Russia With Love" instead of this "No.13 Friday". This is a horror movie just by the name. Watching this at night, how scary it is." Deng Lijun He frowned and said.

"What I want is to scare people. If I don't want to scare people, I won't rent it." Xu Guanwu laughed.

Hearing what he said was strange, Deng Lijun thought for a while before he figured out the key point, "Bastard, use horror movies to scare people, and want to take advantage of them." She lightly thumped Xu Guanwu and said.

"I'm an old couple, what's the advantage?" Xu Guanwu smiled, and paid to rent two films, "No. 13 Friday" and "Roman Holiday".

Returning to the vacation home with the video tape, Xu Guanwu shouted as soon as he entered, "Qingxia, Ah Zhi, what good things did I bring back?"

Lin Qingxia and Zhao Yazhi came forward and asked curiously, "What good stuff, sushi, sashimi, beef jerky?!" Zhao Yazhi muttered.

"I just finished eating, why are you hungry again? Why are you always thinking about eating," Xu Guanwu said with a smile, "I guessed wrong, it's a video tape, I can watch the video tape to relieve my boredom at night."

"I thought it was something good. What about a video tape? Qingxia and I just found a video tape with a blank cover in our room, and we are planning to play it." Zhao Yazhi pouted.

"Ah, you guys are so brave. You don't even know what's in it, yet you dare to read it randomly. Haven't you heard the legend of Sadako Yamamura?" Xu Guanwu said with a look of surprise.

"What is the legend about Sadako Yamamura?!" Zhao Yazhi asked suspiciously.

"Yeah, it's just a videotape without a label. What can it do?" Lin Qingxia also asked suspiciously, "Awu, you're playing tricks again. Sister Lijun, you've heard of Sadako Yamamura's story. Is it a legend?"

Deng Lijun shook her head, "Maybe I've been busy all the time, so I don't care much about these weird things."

Xu Guanwu smiled, "Okay, okay, I won't be a secret anymore, since you want to know, then I'll tell you. I warn you, this unlabeled videotape can't be played casually."

"You must be planning to make up some other story to deceive people." Zhao Yazhi laughed.

"Don't expose him, Ah Wu, tell me, we are all waiting to hear." Lin Qingxia said with a smile.

Xu Guanwu had black lines all over his face, "You guys are so uncooperative, you should at least pretend to be curious."

"Okay, okay, just tell me, what's so scary about this white tape?" Deng Lijun asked with a smile.

Xu Guanwu chuckled, "The legend goes like this, there were five young people, three men, two women, and five young people who met to travel to a vacation home, and then they found a blank video tape under the floor of the wooden house, and several people put it into the video tape curiously. But when they opened it, it turned out to be a blank snowflake. Just when they thought it was a blank tape and were about to pull it out, some strange pictures suddenly flashed on the TV. Volcanoes erupted, plagues prevailed, and civilians died tragically... ...Every picture is disturbing. Just when these young people were about to pull out the video tape, a woman with disheveled hair and a white dress suddenly appeared on the TV screen. She lowered her head, her wet hair fell down, covering She stretched out her hand and pointed at you with a pale finger, 'Whoever watches this videotape will die within seven days!'”

(End of this chapter)