The king of ghost horse comedy

Chapter 631 Haunted
Although "Roman Holiday" is an old film more than 20 years ago, and it is still a black and white film, it still does not detract from its classics.Especially the beauty of Audrey Hepburn, even in the black-and-white film, is undoubtedly revealed, and Xu Guanwu can't help but admire it.

"Hepburn is so beautiful, I'm so envious." Deng Lijun couldn't help but said, "If only I were as beautiful as her."

"No, you are actually quite beautiful." Xu Guanwu smiled, "I think Hepburn did a good job in promoting her. Before "Roman Holiday", she was also so beautiful, but why didn't many people know about it? Woolen cloth?"

"No matter how good the publicity is, you have to be capable. Otherwise, if you try someone who is not beautiful, no matter how much you publicize, you can't be beautiful." Zhao Yazhi retorted.

Xu Guanwu smiled and stopped arguing with Zhao Yazhi.In later generations, he had seen many ordinary-looking women, and by relying on brainwashing propaganda, they were hyped up as goddesses of beauty and beauty.There are also many who are obviously the result of plastic surgery, but they have also been crowned with the reputation of "natural beauty", which really makes people laugh out loud.

Soon after a "Roman Holiday" was played, Zhao Yazhi, Deng Lijun and Lin Qingxia saw Parker and Hepburn reluctantly bid farewell, crying until their eyes were red.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. ?”

"Of course." Xu Guanwu smiled, "But it is still very difficult to achieve the popularity of Audrey Hepburn with a movie. Audrey Hepburn's fame is influenced by multiple factors, and now the time has changed. Yi, even if Audrey Hepburn regains her 20-year-old youth, it will be difficult to achieve her previous achievements."

"It's boring, I just want you to feel sorry for it, why you can't stop mumbling like a scholar." Lin Qingxia couldn't help but said sourly.

Xu Guanwu couldn't help being embarrassed, and was about to say something, when Zhao Yazhi interrupted, "Just be considerate of him, after retiring from the company, he has nothing to do at home all day, so don't nag us now Nagging, who else can I turn to?"

Xu Guanwu became more and more embarrassing, "You guys asked me, so I answered it. If I knew it, I wouldn't say it. Okay, okay, let's watch the movie. The movie I rented is very good." Xu Guanwu said With that, he raised the "NO.13 Friday" in his hand and said.

"Ah, why is it a horror movie again?" Zhao Yazhi couldn't help shouting.

"Yeah, wouldn't it be better to switch to a lighter comedy?" Lin Qingxia also complained.

"Okay, do you understand the long English lines in comedy movies? It's horror movies, and action movies are simpler." Xu Guanwu said, "Azhi, help me put it down."

"Forget it, I'll go back to sleep, Qingxia, you can watch over here with him." Zhao Yazhi got up and said.

"I'm not interested in horror movies either. Ah Zhi waits for me, and I'll go back to bed too." Lin Qingxia also said.

"Wait, wait, you're all gone, leave me alone?" Xu Guanwu couldn't help shouting.

"No, isn't Sister Lijun here to accompany you?" Lin Qingxia smiled.

"Hmph, you made fun of me again." Deng Lijun said, reaching out to grab Lin Qingxia, but she slipped away with a smile.

"Hey, aren't the three of you all so cruel, leaving me here to watch horror movies?" Xu Guanwu looked at the three of them eagerly and asked.

"I can't help it, who told you to scare us with a ghost story just now, now you can slowly enjoy being scared by yourself." Zhao Yazhi said with a smile, and then pulled Lin Qingxia and Deng Lijun out of the house.

Xu Guanwu was immediately depressed. If he had known earlier, he would have stopped telling ghost stories.Now it's all right, I'm alone and sleepless.

"Oh, bad luck. As expected, Teresa caught me." Xu Guanwu said regretfully.

Reluctantly, Xu Guanwu took out the pillow, quilt, etc. from the closet, then nestled in it, stuffed the video tape "No. 13 Friday" into the video recorder, then turned off the light and began to watch it.

The first part of "NO.13 Friday" is different from the first part of the previous life. The murderer of the first "NO.13 Friday" in the previous life was Jason's mother. She was annoyed that the administrators of the holiday houses did not fulfill their duties. , causing her son to drown in the water.I also hate those who come here for vacation, without their arrival, my son would not die.So on the death day of her son's drowning, she held a sharp ax and killed all the people in the Crystal Lake Holiday House...

However, in this life, the protagonist of the first movie has already been changed to Jason, and the attire has also been fixed. The bulky woodcutter axe, the cold hockey mask, and the skin is black and shiny... He kills people The reason is also hatred, hating the manager of those holiday houses, hating those unrestrained tourists... He wants to kill them all, and use the simplest and most direct method to vent all the hatred in his heart.

The plot unfolded slowly, and a dark green lake began to appear. The color of the lake was too dark, and it was not very transparent, making people look very uncomfortable, as if there were dark and evil things hidden in the lake. .

It is said that American horror movies are plasma films, which please the audience with violent, bloody and disgusting scenes, such as the famous "A Mountain Has Eyes", "Fatal Bend", "Hatchet", etc., all of which are heavy-tasting plasma violence and violence. piece.

Japanese horror films, on the other hand, use atmosphere to win, using horrifying music, depressing perspectives, and rebellious psychology to gradually draw people closer to the abyss of horror, so Japanese horror films are thought to be deeper than American horror films.

In fact, American directors are also top-notch in rendering the horror atmosphere. Not to mention famous horror films such as "The Shining" and "Signs of the Sky", the 13-second dark green lake shot at the beginning of "NO. It has already made people cranky.

After more than a minute of the title, the story officially unfolded, and the beautiful scenery of Crystal Lake suddenly appeared in front of people's eyes.However, because of the use of a relatively dark filter, the mountains, water, flowers, and trees seem to be covered with a layer of black air, and they don't look so light and bright.

Immediately afterwards, a group of happy young people listened to the most popular disco music, dancing, fighting and kissing in public. They really looked quite unrestrained.

Since "NO.13 Friday", American horror movies have had one more theme, and that is the theme of youth campus horror.Combining a group of energetic and youthful students with the most terrifying and ruthless killer not only caters to the tastes of young people, but also facilitates the use of some soft pornographic shots to attract some who are not good at watching horror movies. audience.

For example, the movie just started a few minutes ago. Among the students who came to play, a man and a woman couldn't help themselves. They stripped down to their underwear and jumped into the water together to play.Don't look at the students who are only seventeen or eighteen years old, but the body has been developed quite perfectly, coupled with the youthful vitality, it is a piece of fresh and tender meat, which is enough to attract a group of salty and wet people into the theater.

In fact, American horror movies are generally rated as restricted movies because they have more violent and bloody scenes, and only audiences over the age of 17 are allowed to buy tickets to watch them.Therefore, since it is already a restricted-rated movie, adding some soft sex scenes that are not too extreme will actually not increase the rating, on the contrary, it will attract the audience a little more.Just like the "Scary Movie" series of horror movies, almost every episode has a lot of exaggerated sexual scenes, foul language, dirty jokes and so on.

Xu Guanwu held his breath and watched intently. At this time, the night darkened, and people began to return to the holiday house, having parties, singing, dancing, and there were scenes of smoking.And at this moment, the promiscuous couple during the day rekindled their love, and they left everyone and ran to the utility room next door to make out.

At this time, the camera zoomed out, and a black figure flashed in the corner of the utility room, with a flash of cold light, and the sharp ax in his hand lit up a small face.

The camera then moved forward with the black shadow, swinging up and down regularly, taking a subjective shot of the black shadow.It can be seen that this black figure holding a sharp ax is getting closer and closer to the couple.

It's just a pity that the two of them are busy and don't have the energy to pay attention to other things.At this moment, the black figure swung the sharp ax in his hand and slashed downward.

Immediately, the female student's head was chopped off like a log, but the sharp ax remained unabated, and then chopped on the boy's chest.Blood spurted out immediately, and the whole screen was blood red, which startled Xu Guanwu.

I'm used to seeing Hong Kong ghost movies that are laughing and joking, but I never thought that European and American ghost movies are so unpretentious, and they kill two people in seconds when they come up. The killing efficiency is really amazing. No matter how fierce the zombies in "Mr. Zombie" are, they only killed two people from beginning to end, and one of them was his son.

Just as Xu Guanwu continued to look down, he heard a knock on the door.

Xu Guanwu walked over but did not open the door hastily. It is always right to be careful when knocking on the door at such a late hour.He bent down in front of the cat's eye and looked at it, but he didn't see anyone at the door, which made him feel a little strange.

"Who?!" Xu Guanwu called softly, but no one responded.

Xu Guanwu shook his head in wonder, lay back under the covers and continued to watch the movie.

Creaking... There was another sound like opening and closing the door. When the wooden door was dry and lacked lubrication, there was often this sound, and it was also a very maddening sound.

Xu Guanwu didn't want to pay attention to it, but the sound was really annoying, and he kept thinking about it endlessly, as if there were always people coming in and out next door.

Xu Guanwu couldn't help standing up, and wanted to go to the next door to argue, it doesn't matter if you come in and out, but please don't open and close the door so frequently, can you still watch a movie quietly?
But just after taking two steps, I felt that something was wrong. Each of these holiday wooden houses was separated by at least ten meters, and there was no house next door. So where did the sound come from? !
Xu Guanwu couldn't help being taken aback when he thought of this, he didn't expect that when he said "ghost" just now, he really provoked something unclean.

But think about it again, it can't be such a coincidence, I just said ghosts, and ghosts started here? !It must be too much of a coincidence.

Thinking of Zhao Yazhi, Lin Qingxia and Deng Lijun who had all left just now, Xu Guanwu couldn't help laughing, walked over and opened the door.As soon as he opened the door, the creaking sound disappeared immediately.

"Who, don't play tricks, I don't believe it." Xu Guan yelled in an armed manner, then went back to the house, and quietly closed the door.

Through the crack of the door, Xu Guanwu quietly looked out, and saw three black figures emerging from the bushes, and faint tittering could be heard.

"Sure enough, you three wanted to scare me." Xu Guanwu chuckled, "But I caught you."

At this moment, one of the three stepped forward quietly, planning to repeat the old trick to knock on Xu Guanwu's door. Xu Guanwu waited for her to get closer before he saw clearly that it was Lin Qingxia.

Seeing her walking over with a secret joy, she was about to knock on Xu Guanwu's door, while behind her, Zhao Yazhi and Deng Lijun were also snickering and waiting to watch the show.

At this moment, the door of the room opened suddenly, and then grabbed Lin Qingxia with one hand, and forced her into the room, Lin Qingxia dragged her into the room involuntarily, and then Xu Guanwu locked the door died.

"That's all right, since you automatically delivered it to your door, then stay with me at night."

(End of this chapter)