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Chapter 162 Witty as Fang Ze

Fang Ze walked out with the two cups, saw that his parents were still showing affection, and he didn't even cough twice, so he had to ask aloud. "Mom and Dad, where is the dog food that this little Teddy eats, give me some."

"You're hungry." Wu Yani turned her head to look at Fang Ze, clapped her hands, and said, "Mom will cook something delicious for you, what do you want to eat?"

"Wait first." Fang Ze handed two cups of tea to his parents, among which the one for Wu Yani was green, and the one for his father was red.

"What is this?" Fang Jun picked up the cup and smelled it, and found that it was full of aroma, but he had never drunk this kind of tea.

"I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy the best tea to make the tea." Fang Ze said, "Drink it quickly, it's good for your health."

"Why do you look like a liar, son, you must have been cheated by someone."

"How is it possible? It was recommended by the expert I found. You two elders should drink it quickly and finish it in one sitting."

"It smells pretty good." Fang Jun sniffed it, and then took a sip of the tea, but he didn't expect that as soon as he drank the tea, the cells in his body seemed to have life, sending out an extremely strong desire , Fang Jun couldn't help but drank the whole cup of tea.

Feel comfortable!

This was Fang Jun's first impression.

Wu Yani looked at Fang Jun's dry mouth, and asked suspiciously, "Is it so delicious?"

"Mom, don't you know after a sip?" Fang Ze persuaded.

"Okay." Wu Yani picked it up and was about to take a sip, but like Fang Jun, she couldn't help but drank the whole cup, and then sat on the sofa, feeling as if her whole body was changing.

"It's delicious." Fang Ze said, "It is said that this tea is brewed from tea leaves picked from a fine tea tree."

"So mysterious?" Fang Jun obviously didn't believe it.

Fang Ze didn't answer, but just smiled, returning to his hometown to complete the first task.

Of course, these are not ordinary two cups of tea. This is the tea that Fang Ze mixed with the vermilion fruit and fairy grass after he asked Wa Huang before. After drinking it, he can completely absorb the two effects of vermilion fruit and fairy grass at the same time .

After returning home for the night, Fang Ze was going to visit his grandparents the next day.After saying hello to his parents, he went downstairs. When he was about to drive downstairs, a beautiful long-haired beauty walked up to him. Fang Ze subconsciously wanted to hide behind the car when he saw it. The hair beauty had already seen Fang Ze, and waved excitedly in greeting.

"Fang Ze, when did you come back?"

"I just came back yesterday." Seeing that Fang Ze couldn't avoid it, he had to bite the bullet and walk over.

"No advance notice." The beauty put one hand on Fang Ze's shoulder, the other hand patted Fang Ze's chest, and then said, "Is it because I have developed recently that I feel that my old deskmate's status is low?" , don’t want to say hello to me.”

"How can it be?" Fang Ze smiled, and then said, "Isn't this planning to come to you after seeing relatives?"

That's right, the beauty in front of me is Fang Ze's deskmate, named Ba Shiran, who has been there for six consecutive years from junior high school to high school. Although Fang Ze is located in a small county, there are seven or eight thousand students in each class. The number, and without the two of them asking the teacher specifically, they can still sit at the same table for six years, and the two are still in the same community, which has to be regarded as a kind of fate.

However, the reason why Fang Ze was a little afraid of seeing her was that the two had a relationship that was not entangled. Although they both said that they were friends again and didn't care about it, Fang Ze still felt a little guilty. Young, who hasn't been scumbag when he was young.

"Shiran, where are you going?" Fang Ze asked.Of course, the name Shiran is not called because of intimacy, but because Shiran's surname is a bit unique, it is not pleasant to call her full name.

"Go to the hospital for the physical examination report." She turned Shiran to the left, saw the car keys in Fang Ze's hand and the jeep next to her, and asked, "This is your car."

"It's from a friend, I borrowed it, otherwise why would I hang the military badge."

"That's right." Shiran patted Fang Ze on the shoulder and said, "Take me to the hospital, and I won't walk."

The two got into the car, sat Shiran on the co-pilot, looked at Fang Ze's exposed muscles in short sleeves, poked them curiously, and said.

"It's real. What are you doing now? How have you trained your muscles? You're no longer the kid who was crying behind my butt."

"Whoever cried after your ass, don't spread rumors, if more than [-] people hear about it, they will go to jail."

"Really?" Shiran looked at Fang Ze who had already started the car and said, "Do you still remember the time you ate pears in junior high school?"

"Brother, I was wrong, stop talking, I was really wrong." Fang Ze immediately gestured for Shiran to stop talking.

There were basically no stains in Fang Ze's student days, except that he never did any particularly embarrassing things.

But the absence of this word shows that Fang Ze still has it once or twice.

In fact, there was only one time. In the second year of junior high, Fang Ze read the newspaper alone at home. There was a news that a person stuffed a light bulb into his mouth, but he couldn’t get it out. In the end, he had to go to the hospital to smash it before taking it out. down.

Fang Ze didn't believe in evil at the time!

How can something that can be stuffed in can't be taken out.

So Fang Ze instinctively felt that this was fake news, so he wanted to give it a try.

At that time, someone as witty as Fang Ze had a very high IQ even in junior high school.

He wouldn't do stuff like stuffing a light bulb, what if he was nervous and bit it into pieces and stuck it in his mouth.So witty, he found a plow about the size of a light bulb and stuffed it into his mouth.

Then, it can't be taken out!
At that time, Fang Ze was completely disheartened. He didn't expect that what was said on the news was true. When he thought that he might be on the news because of this, he almost cried in a hurry.

It happened that Shiran came to play with him at this time. After hearing the knock on the door, he hurriedly opened the door, and then danced to Shiran, asking her to find a way to get the plow down.

But this little girl's first reaction was to squat on the ground and laugh vigorously. Fang Ze was not allowed to sit on the sofa until a long time later, and after trying to get it out with her hands, she took it out from the kitchen. A spoon made Fang Ze squat on the ground, and then she ate most of the plow with the spoon, and Fang Ze spat out the plow.

From that day on, Fang Ze, who was only in the second year of junior high school, said to Shiran, "You gave me my life. If anyone dares to mess with you in the future, I will protect you even if I do my best."

　Such a shameful thing is really not the author's personal experience, look at my sincere eyes, believe me.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)