The ninth wonder of one person
Chapter 26 Routines
Chapter 26 Routines
One has a generous face and a fat nose like a smiling Buddha, and the other wears sunglasses and looks like a fortune teller.
Two acquaintances who didn't look like Taoist priests appeared in front of Zhang Chulan and clasped their fists slightly: "Brother Zhang Chulan, let's meet again!"
"Poverty Dao Ye Xing (Ji Yun), under the order of my junior uncle, take the two of you to a resting place."
"It's the two of you." Zhang Chulan immediately remembered: "It was the two of you who were by Zhang Lingyu's side back then."
"Hey, that's right."
"."
Walking on the mountain road full of sunlight, Zhang Chulan was silent for a while, but finally couldn't hold back: "By the way, you two priests, I want to ask you something."
The two suddenly smiled: "If you have any questions, just ask, don't be restrained."
"By the way, I've always wondered about something. Since I went down the mountain, your little uncle has always looked at me very disliked. But it's also the first time I've met him, so I'm surprised. What is it that annoys him?"
"At first I thought he was just bad-tempered, but when I went up the mountain, I saw that something was wrong with him! He was kind to everyone else, but he was only targeting me. Is there any reason for this?"
"."
Time flies, and the sunset ends.
The night sky is bright with stars, the sound of the forest is silent, and almost everyone has already fallen asleep.
Lying on the bed, recalling what Daoist Ji Yun said to herself just now, Zhang Chulan only felt an inexplicable feeling in her heart.
Eyelids blinked, and two lines of tears couldn't help but flow out: "It turns out. So that's the case! Even Zhang Lingyu, a Taoist priest, is no longer a virgin hahahaha."
Just when his sadness flooded into a river, with a bang, the plain wooden door without a latch was pushed open from the outside.
"Who!"
"who!"
They were all strangers, and such a big movement instantly woke up everyone in the room.
Wrapped in a quilt, Zhang Chulan took a look and found that it was Feng Baobao with a cute face who pushed open the door: "Bao, Sister Baoer! Why are you looking for me so late?"
"Stop talking nonsense and come with me."
After finishing speaking, he pulled Zhang Chulan, who was pulling up his pants, into the forest.
"Sister Bao'er, where are you taking me? There is still a game tomorrow."
"I felt that you were restless during the day, and later I heard that the opponent is a tough opponent. I don't think you can win, so you just..."
Saying that, Feng Baobao jumped down with Zhang Chulan and fell into a sinking ground: "Here we are!"
Regardless of Zhang Chulan who was completely stunned, Feng Baobao stepped forward and picked up the shovel: "We will dig a hole here in a while and bury him. As long as he leaves his head outside, no one will die."
"I've slipped past this place, it's very safe, and no one will find out. They always call me a melon, but I'm not stupid at all, most of the time I'm witty and ruthless."
"I'm witty, your grandma has a leg!"
"Hey, the two of you are so excited at night. You don't sleep in the middle of the night and come out to do exercises."
On the branch, looking at Zhang Chulan who was about to cry without tears below, Jiang Xin couldn't help laughing: "As expected of Zhang Chulan who doesn't shake Bilian, I admire him!"
"Huh? Someone found it? That's not okay." Feng Baobao was shocked, holding a shovel and looking at Jiang Xin hidden among the lush leaves: "I'll bury it together with you."
With that said, Baobao Feng wanted to chase after Jiang Xin's position with every movement of his feet.
However, before she could do anything, Zhang Chulan hugged her leg: "Sister Bao'er! Stop it! We can't bury it anymore!"
Looking down at Zhang Chulan, Feng Baobao scratched his head in confusion: "What's wrong? Buried together, you will lose another opponent behind you."
The veins on her forehead were twitching, and Zhang Chulan wished she could bury herself with a handful of soil: "There are 32 fucking people participating in the competition! You can't possibly be buried!"
"That's not necessary, some of them know they can't beat you at a glance." Feng Baobao waved his hand, and then fell into deep thought: "But the rest are"
"Feng! Bao! Bao!"
"Ah, oh, got it, got it."
Seeing that Feng Baobao had been persuaded, Zhang Chulan stepped forward to untie Shan Shitong with a smile: "Hey, brother, I'm really sorry, don't be as knowledgeable as this idiot."
Then, he looked at the branch again: "Brother, why don't you come down and talk together?"
"Okay, it's really meaningless to talk in secret." Jiang Xin hesitated for a while, then agreed, jumped off the tree, and landed behind Shan Shitong: "By the way, your technique still needs to be improved. "
"What to improve?" Zhang Chulan didn't realize it, thinking that Jiang Xin was talking to herself.
"I didn't talk to you." Jiang Xin waved her hand and looked at Feng Baobao: "You see that your rope helper is not qualified. If people have some ability to loosen their joints, they can easily break free soon."
"Listen to me, go and learn those anti-joint techniques, tie his joints backwards, so that he can't move at all. Get some medicine, talismans, and seal his meridians and valves, so that he can't escape again. "
(ω)
Feng Baobao's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his thumb: "You are right, you are more professional than me."
"Professional master!" Zhang Chulan couldn't help it anymore: "Don't learn these strange things!"
After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Jiang Xin: "And you! Where did you learn these things from! Don't teach people indiscriminately!"
"That's enough, are you done?" Shan Shitong had already tidied up his clothes, with a talisman in his hand, and looked at the people angrily: "You are in the same group, right?"
"How can you tell that I'm with him?" Suddenly, Zhang Chulan stopped and looked at Feng Baobao, who had mixed up with Jiang Xin to learn scriptures at some point, and was completely speechless.
"Sister Baoer, Miss Baoer"
"What do you want me to do?" Seemingly not understanding the current situation at all, Feng Baobao turned his head and looked at Zhang Chulan cutely, with a strange expression on his face: "I'm studying."
"."
Shan Shitong's face twitched for a while, and the qi light appeared all over his body, and the talisman in his hand also began to emit rays of light: "I can't stand you anymore! Take the trick!"
"Wait!" Seeing that a fight was about to start, Zhang Chulan shouted, "Why don't we make a bet."
"The two of us had a fight. If you beat me, I'll fight Sister Bao'er with you. If you lose, this matter will stop here, okay?"
Glancing at Jiang Xin, Zhang Chulan's voice suddenly lowered: "You have also seen that that person's technique is more professional than Sister Baoer's, if you don't agree"
"Besides, whether you win or lose, you don't actually suffer, right? If you win, we'll fight Sister Bao'er together. If you lose, you'll figure out my moves. This is a sure win."
Shan Shitong hesitated for a moment: "Okay, I promise you."
(End of this chapter)
One has a generous face and a fat nose like a smiling Buddha, and the other wears sunglasses and looks like a fortune teller.
Two acquaintances who didn't look like Taoist priests appeared in front of Zhang Chulan and clasped their fists slightly: "Brother Zhang Chulan, let's meet again!"
"Poverty Dao Ye Xing (Ji Yun), under the order of my junior uncle, take the two of you to a resting place."
"It's the two of you." Zhang Chulan immediately remembered: "It was the two of you who were by Zhang Lingyu's side back then."
"Hey, that's right."
"."
Walking on the mountain road full of sunlight, Zhang Chulan was silent for a while, but finally couldn't hold back: "By the way, you two priests, I want to ask you something."
The two suddenly smiled: "If you have any questions, just ask, don't be restrained."
"By the way, I've always wondered about something. Since I went down the mountain, your little uncle has always looked at me very disliked. But it's also the first time I've met him, so I'm surprised. What is it that annoys him?"
"At first I thought he was just bad-tempered, but when I went up the mountain, I saw that something was wrong with him! He was kind to everyone else, but he was only targeting me. Is there any reason for this?"
"."
Time flies, and the sunset ends.
The night sky is bright with stars, the sound of the forest is silent, and almost everyone has already fallen asleep.
Lying on the bed, recalling what Daoist Ji Yun said to herself just now, Zhang Chulan only felt an inexplicable feeling in her heart.
Eyelids blinked, and two lines of tears couldn't help but flow out: "It turns out. So that's the case! Even Zhang Lingyu, a Taoist priest, is no longer a virgin hahahaha."
Just when his sadness flooded into a river, with a bang, the plain wooden door without a latch was pushed open from the outside.
"Who!"
"who!"
They were all strangers, and such a big movement instantly woke up everyone in the room.
Wrapped in a quilt, Zhang Chulan took a look and found that it was Feng Baobao with a cute face who pushed open the door: "Bao, Sister Baoer! Why are you looking for me so late?"
"Stop talking nonsense and come with me."
After finishing speaking, he pulled Zhang Chulan, who was pulling up his pants, into the forest.
"Sister Bao'er, where are you taking me? There is still a game tomorrow."
"I felt that you were restless during the day, and later I heard that the opponent is a tough opponent. I don't think you can win, so you just..."
Saying that, Feng Baobao jumped down with Zhang Chulan and fell into a sinking ground: "Here we are!"
Regardless of Zhang Chulan who was completely stunned, Feng Baobao stepped forward and picked up the shovel: "We will dig a hole here in a while and bury him. As long as he leaves his head outside, no one will die."
"I've slipped past this place, it's very safe, and no one will find out. They always call me a melon, but I'm not stupid at all, most of the time I'm witty and ruthless."
"I'm witty, your grandma has a leg!"
"Hey, the two of you are so excited at night. You don't sleep in the middle of the night and come out to do exercises."
On the branch, looking at Zhang Chulan who was about to cry without tears below, Jiang Xin couldn't help laughing: "As expected of Zhang Chulan who doesn't shake Bilian, I admire him!"
"Huh? Someone found it? That's not okay." Feng Baobao was shocked, holding a shovel and looking at Jiang Xin hidden among the lush leaves: "I'll bury it together with you."
With that said, Baobao Feng wanted to chase after Jiang Xin's position with every movement of his feet.
However, before she could do anything, Zhang Chulan hugged her leg: "Sister Bao'er! Stop it! We can't bury it anymore!"
Looking down at Zhang Chulan, Feng Baobao scratched his head in confusion: "What's wrong? Buried together, you will lose another opponent behind you."
The veins on her forehead were twitching, and Zhang Chulan wished she could bury herself with a handful of soil: "There are 32 fucking people participating in the competition! You can't possibly be buried!"
"That's not necessary, some of them know they can't beat you at a glance." Feng Baobao waved his hand, and then fell into deep thought: "But the rest are"
"Feng! Bao! Bao!"
"Ah, oh, got it, got it."
Seeing that Feng Baobao had been persuaded, Zhang Chulan stepped forward to untie Shan Shitong with a smile: "Hey, brother, I'm really sorry, don't be as knowledgeable as this idiot."
Then, he looked at the branch again: "Brother, why don't you come down and talk together?"
"Okay, it's really meaningless to talk in secret." Jiang Xin hesitated for a while, then agreed, jumped off the tree, and landed behind Shan Shitong: "By the way, your technique still needs to be improved. "
"What to improve?" Zhang Chulan didn't realize it, thinking that Jiang Xin was talking to herself.
"I didn't talk to you." Jiang Xin waved her hand and looked at Feng Baobao: "You see that your rope helper is not qualified. If people have some ability to loosen their joints, they can easily break free soon."
"Listen to me, go and learn those anti-joint techniques, tie his joints backwards, so that he can't move at all. Get some medicine, talismans, and seal his meridians and valves, so that he can't escape again. "
(ω)
Feng Baobao's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his thumb: "You are right, you are more professional than me."
"Professional master!" Zhang Chulan couldn't help it anymore: "Don't learn these strange things!"
After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Jiang Xin: "And you! Where did you learn these things from! Don't teach people indiscriminately!"
"That's enough, are you done?" Shan Shitong had already tidied up his clothes, with a talisman in his hand, and looked at the people angrily: "You are in the same group, right?"
"How can you tell that I'm with him?" Suddenly, Zhang Chulan stopped and looked at Feng Baobao, who had mixed up with Jiang Xin to learn scriptures at some point, and was completely speechless.
"Sister Baoer, Miss Baoer"
"What do you want me to do?" Seemingly not understanding the current situation at all, Feng Baobao turned his head and looked at Zhang Chulan cutely, with a strange expression on his face: "I'm studying."
"."
Shan Shitong's face twitched for a while, and the qi light appeared all over his body, and the talisman in his hand also began to emit rays of light: "I can't stand you anymore! Take the trick!"
"Wait!" Seeing that a fight was about to start, Zhang Chulan shouted, "Why don't we make a bet."
"The two of us had a fight. If you beat me, I'll fight Sister Bao'er with you. If you lose, this matter will stop here, okay?"
Glancing at Jiang Xin, Zhang Chulan's voice suddenly lowered: "You have also seen that that person's technique is more professional than Sister Baoer's, if you don't agree"
"Besides, whether you win or lose, you don't actually suffer, right? If you win, we'll fight Sister Bao'er together. If you lose, you'll figure out my moves. This is a sure win."
Shan Shitong hesitated for a moment: "Okay, I promise you."
(End of this chapter)
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