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Chapter 20 Jiang Da's Mouse
Chapter 20 Jiang Da's Mouse
Li Bei shook his head, "It's just that you haven't realized it yet. The situation in other classes is not much different from ours. When the time comes for the selection, everyone will have figured out the reasoning. When the time comes, everyone will plan together as a group." Water, the teacher on the other side will give you good fruit to eat?"
"Then what should I do?" Hu Jie looked at Li Bei expectantly.
"How do I know? There is a saying, it's better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. You should be blessed by yourself, haha!"
"Damn! You're a bit of a bad boy! You haven't been selected yet, it's up to you then!"
"Don't worry about me, think of a way for yourself, I don't have any good ideas anyway, let me know if you think of something reliable."
"I'm stupid!"
……
When a group of people returned to the lakeside dormitory, they had just passed the dormitory downstairs. A fat mouse happily passed in front of everyone, passed through the gap between Chen Yaoguang's legs a few times, and ran to the sewer next to the dormitory. , a few people shook their heads and smiled wryly.
In other words, Li Bei and his group of students living by the lakeside are doing well in other aspects. They are close to the lake and water, and have their own bathrooms. The nearby canteen is the best among the more than ten canteens in the school.
The only thing that is a bit unbearable is the heinous number of mosquitoes and mice in summer by the lake.
However, the origin of species such as mosquitoes and mice in Jiangda has its historical allusions. It is a long story, and it was more than 100 years ago.
The mouse of Jiang University grew up with the old campus of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences.Back when Jiangcheng University was founded, the ground where the site was selected was overgrown with grass, densely covered with swamps, mosquitoes were flying everywhere, and there were no roads, so it had to be rowed from the East Lake.
At that time, there were only wild mice in the field, all skinny and skinny from hunger, not much bigger than cockroaches, and they all looked unhappy.
Since the population of Jiangcheng University prospered, there were more houses, more things, more food for the mice, and an expanded living space. The mice in Jiangcheng University ushered in a historic opportunity for development.
By 2005, the rats of Jiangda University had been passed down through hundreds of generations, and they had grown everywhere, becoming a major sight of Jiangda University.
They look even more slick, with big belly and round buttocks, and some are stronger than cats.
If you are walking on the road and see a mouse crossing the road, you will be surprised rather than it. The mice in Jiangda are less afraid of people than the pigeons in the square.
Although the students who have been in school for more than a month these days have almost adapted, some unexpected things still happen from time to time.
For example, one night when a student was sleeping, he always felt a little stuffy in his chest. When he woke up immediately, he opened his eyes and saw a big fat mouse squatting on his chest.
The four looked at each other for three seconds, both of them yelled at the same time, and jumped out of bed one after the other.The next day, the classmate was listless and expressionless.
For this reason, the man who stared at the mouse even rewrote a poem to commemorate that unforgettable lakeside night.
The poem said: "When I first came here, I saw cockroaches. The night is young, and the rats steal food. Flying mosquitoes thousands of miles away, there is nowhere to talk about desolation. Even if the poisonous insects should not know, spray radar and light mosquito-repellent incense.
Lying on the couch without dreams in the middle of the night, watching classmates, sighing sitting on the bed.Looking at each other without words, only a thousand lines of tears.It is expected that the place where the heart was broken in the past, the lakeside night, was in Wuchang. "
.........
At night, several people in bedroom 413 were discussing in the dormitory.
"I said, third child, at least you should think of a way about this sports meeting. I have been thinking about it all afternoon and I still can't do it. Now we are all grasshoppers on the same line. What do you think we will do?" Do? You can’t just stare and go out and lose face, it doesn’t matter if I lose face alone, but it’s a big deal to lose face with 413.” Hu Jie chattered endlessly.
Before Li Bei could reply, Li Jiang expressed his opinion: "I said, my second son, you don't know how to be blessed while you are in the midst of blessings. How many strong players do you think our school has? Most of them are like the fourth one. Such a nerd, you have been selected this time, work hard, train more these days, and you may be able to get a good ranking in the sports meeting at that time, don't you have a crush on the girl in the engineering class? I heard that girl often Exercising in the gymnasium, it means that she is a girl who likes sports, maybe she will be selected by their class this time, if you perform well this time, do you think there will be less opportunities to meet in the future?"
The boss looked earnest and persuasive, while the fourth brother, Chen Yaoguang, lay innocently beside him with a gun.
Hu Jie is not a stupid person either, so he relaxed after thinking about this. "It's still the boss who comforts people! Unlike the third son, who is not afraid, he just gloats on the sidelines."
Li Bei said with interest: "Boss, how do you know that the second child has a crush on someone else? Why don't I know!"
At this moment, Chen Yaoguang put down the book in his hand and turned his head sideways.
"Didn't you find out, the second child often takes his mirror to take pictures alone on the bed these days. I didn't know what was going on at first, and thought he was smug and narcissistic. Who would have thought that this kid once I pulled him to the engineering class and asked me to accompany him to listen in. He said that he was a little scared to go alone and wanted to find someone to accompany him. Who would have thought that after I went with him, this kid would not listen to the lectures, and kept his eyes straight. Staring at a girl in the engineering management class, for the whole class, I feel embarrassed to look at the little girl, and I feel ashamed to sit next to her."
Only then did Li Bei and Chen Yaoguang know the reason. "The second child is also starting to think about spring. By the way, the eldest and the youngest, you two should start to act quickly. Generally, seniors don't like to date younger students. There are not many resources left for us. It’s over, I still have to fight with the wolves from the last few years for this bit of meat, if I don’t do it again, I’ll lose my chance!”
Li Bei was bewitching.In fact, he himself has some thoughts about getting out of the singles, but they are not very strong.
He hasn't met the kind of girl who can make his heart flutter when he sees it, so he has never taken the initiative to pursue anyone.
The two girls, Xie Wenxi and Xu Peishan, were the closest to him, but one was not in the same school, and the other was in the same school, but Li Bei never took the initiative to contact people, so it was no wonder that he always single.
Li Jiang and Chen Yaoguang were also moved at this time, thinking that Hu Jie had already started to attack, so he had to hurry up, and Chen Yaoguang, who had been quiet all the time, was also a little excited: "Okay! So it's better to start sooner." , but my experience is a bit inexperienced, and I will have to rely on you big brothers to give me advice and reference."
Even Chen Yaoguang, who has always been an otaku and a nerd, was incited to this by Li Bei's few words. It is conceivable how much this child lacked love since he was a child, and now he can't wait to find a woman.
"It's easy to say!" Several other people replied one after another.
God knows what will happen when a bachelor asks three other bachelors for their idea of picking up girls.
The few of them planned how to pick up girls together in the dormitory, and talked enthusiastically until late at night.
(End of this chapter)
Li Bei shook his head, "It's just that you haven't realized it yet. The situation in other classes is not much different from ours. When the time comes for the selection, everyone will have figured out the reasoning. When the time comes, everyone will plan together as a group." Water, the teacher on the other side will give you good fruit to eat?"
"Then what should I do?" Hu Jie looked at Li Bei expectantly.
"How do I know? There is a saying, it's better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. You should be blessed by yourself, haha!"
"Damn! You're a bit of a bad boy! You haven't been selected yet, it's up to you then!"
"Don't worry about me, think of a way for yourself, I don't have any good ideas anyway, let me know if you think of something reliable."
"I'm stupid!"
……
When a group of people returned to the lakeside dormitory, they had just passed the dormitory downstairs. A fat mouse happily passed in front of everyone, passed through the gap between Chen Yaoguang's legs a few times, and ran to the sewer next to the dormitory. , a few people shook their heads and smiled wryly.
In other words, Li Bei and his group of students living by the lakeside are doing well in other aspects. They are close to the lake and water, and have their own bathrooms. The nearby canteen is the best among the more than ten canteens in the school.
The only thing that is a bit unbearable is the heinous number of mosquitoes and mice in summer by the lake.
However, the origin of species such as mosquitoes and mice in Jiangda has its historical allusions. It is a long story, and it was more than 100 years ago.
The mouse of Jiang University grew up with the old campus of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences.Back when Jiangcheng University was founded, the ground where the site was selected was overgrown with grass, densely covered with swamps, mosquitoes were flying everywhere, and there were no roads, so it had to be rowed from the East Lake.
At that time, there were only wild mice in the field, all skinny and skinny from hunger, not much bigger than cockroaches, and they all looked unhappy.
Since the population of Jiangcheng University prospered, there were more houses, more things, more food for the mice, and an expanded living space. The mice in Jiangcheng University ushered in a historic opportunity for development.
By 2005, the rats of Jiangda University had been passed down through hundreds of generations, and they had grown everywhere, becoming a major sight of Jiangda University.
They look even more slick, with big belly and round buttocks, and some are stronger than cats.
If you are walking on the road and see a mouse crossing the road, you will be surprised rather than it. The mice in Jiangda are less afraid of people than the pigeons in the square.
Although the students who have been in school for more than a month these days have almost adapted, some unexpected things still happen from time to time.
For example, one night when a student was sleeping, he always felt a little stuffy in his chest. When he woke up immediately, he opened his eyes and saw a big fat mouse squatting on his chest.
The four looked at each other for three seconds, both of them yelled at the same time, and jumped out of bed one after the other.The next day, the classmate was listless and expressionless.
For this reason, the man who stared at the mouse even rewrote a poem to commemorate that unforgettable lakeside night.
The poem said: "When I first came here, I saw cockroaches. The night is young, and the rats steal food. Flying mosquitoes thousands of miles away, there is nowhere to talk about desolation. Even if the poisonous insects should not know, spray radar and light mosquito-repellent incense.
Lying on the couch without dreams in the middle of the night, watching classmates, sighing sitting on the bed.Looking at each other without words, only a thousand lines of tears.It is expected that the place where the heart was broken in the past, the lakeside night, was in Wuchang. "
.........
At night, several people in bedroom 413 were discussing in the dormitory.
"I said, third child, at least you should think of a way about this sports meeting. I have been thinking about it all afternoon and I still can't do it. Now we are all grasshoppers on the same line. What do you think we will do?" Do? You can’t just stare and go out and lose face, it doesn’t matter if I lose face alone, but it’s a big deal to lose face with 413.” Hu Jie chattered endlessly.
Before Li Bei could reply, Li Jiang expressed his opinion: "I said, my second son, you don't know how to be blessed while you are in the midst of blessings. How many strong players do you think our school has? Most of them are like the fourth one. Such a nerd, you have been selected this time, work hard, train more these days, and you may be able to get a good ranking in the sports meeting at that time, don't you have a crush on the girl in the engineering class? I heard that girl often Exercising in the gymnasium, it means that she is a girl who likes sports, maybe she will be selected by their class this time, if you perform well this time, do you think there will be less opportunities to meet in the future?"
The boss looked earnest and persuasive, while the fourth brother, Chen Yaoguang, lay innocently beside him with a gun.
Hu Jie is not a stupid person either, so he relaxed after thinking about this. "It's still the boss who comforts people! Unlike the third son, who is not afraid, he just gloats on the sidelines."
Li Bei said with interest: "Boss, how do you know that the second child has a crush on someone else? Why don't I know!"
At this moment, Chen Yaoguang put down the book in his hand and turned his head sideways.
"Didn't you find out, the second child often takes his mirror to take pictures alone on the bed these days. I didn't know what was going on at first, and thought he was smug and narcissistic. Who would have thought that this kid once I pulled him to the engineering class and asked me to accompany him to listen in. He said that he was a little scared to go alone and wanted to find someone to accompany him. Who would have thought that after I went with him, this kid would not listen to the lectures, and kept his eyes straight. Staring at a girl in the engineering management class, for the whole class, I feel embarrassed to look at the little girl, and I feel ashamed to sit next to her."
Only then did Li Bei and Chen Yaoguang know the reason. "The second child is also starting to think about spring. By the way, the eldest and the youngest, you two should start to act quickly. Generally, seniors don't like to date younger students. There are not many resources left for us. It’s over, I still have to fight with the wolves from the last few years for this bit of meat, if I don’t do it again, I’ll lose my chance!”
Li Bei was bewitching.In fact, he himself has some thoughts about getting out of the singles, but they are not very strong.
He hasn't met the kind of girl who can make his heart flutter when he sees it, so he has never taken the initiative to pursue anyone.
The two girls, Xie Wenxi and Xu Peishan, were the closest to him, but one was not in the same school, and the other was in the same school, but Li Bei never took the initiative to contact people, so it was no wonder that he always single.
Li Jiang and Chen Yaoguang were also moved at this time, thinking that Hu Jie had already started to attack, so he had to hurry up, and Chen Yaoguang, who had been quiet all the time, was also a little excited: "Okay! So it's better to start sooner." , but my experience is a bit inexperienced, and I will have to rely on you big brothers to give me advice and reference."
Even Chen Yaoguang, who has always been an otaku and a nerd, was incited to this by Li Bei's few words. It is conceivable how much this child lacked love since he was a child, and now he can't wait to find a woman.
"It's easy to say!" Several other people replied one after another.
God knows what will happen when a bachelor asks three other bachelors for their idea of picking up girls.
The few of them planned how to pick up girls together in the dormitory, and talked enthusiastically until late at night.
(End of this chapter)
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