God-level son-in-law

Chapter 112 We want to talk about harmony
Leng Qiurou smiled softly, looked at Bu Qingge and sat down gracefully.

Ye Qingyu gritted her teeth with hatred, and couldn't help but tightly grasped her trouser pockets.

Then, accidentally broke something.

Ye Qingyu was shocked, it's over, stinky ass.

She said hastily, "I'm going to the bathroom", turned around and ran away.

But it's too late.

A pungent stench emanated from her body.

Bu Qingge and Leng Qiurou hurriedly covered their noses and said, "So it was really your fart, ah, it stinks!"

Ye Qingyu...

I wanted to stab myself with a knife.

After venting frantically in the bathroom, Ye Qingyu came out firmly.She cheered herself up: "I am Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death, and I will lose every battle."

In the living room, Bu Qingge and Leng Qiurou are cuddling together, watching soap operas.

Ye Qingyu felt great hatred in her heart: Those who show affection in front of single dogs must die!

I see how you die.

Pretending nothing happened, Ye Qingyu smiled and took out a pack of chewing gum: "Sister Qiurou, eat candy."

Her smile was so cute that Leng Qiurou was confused.Not suspicious at all, Leng Qiurou said "Okay" and was about to take it.

Bu Qingge looked up, her eyes narrowed slightly.

Not right.

Ye Qingyu's sweet smile contained a piercing murderous look.The corners of the lips that were raised were full of pride in the success of the plot.

Bu Qingge didn't even think about it, and grabbed the pack of chewing gum before Leng Qiurou.

He smiled and said, "I just want to eat candy."

Bu Qingge took out the gum, and suddenly his whole body was shaken, and an electric current spread from his hand to his whole body, giving him a strong tingling pain.

Step lightly sang "uh".

Leng Qiurou wondered: "Hey, what's the matter with you, I see that your hair seems to stand on end."

Bu Qingge forced a smile and said, "I'm fine."

He gritted his teeth and said, "Qingyu, your chewing gum is really spicy and strong."

Ye Qingyu also gritted her teeth and said: "Of course. This is an enhanced special version. I originally wanted to invite my sister to eat it. You want to eat it yourself. Who is to blame?"

Leng Qiurou was not an idiot, she understood a little bit when she saw this, and looked at Ye Qingyu with a cold gaze.

Ye Qingyu glanced at her and smiled slightly, which was full of provocation.

Next:
"This honeydew melon is very sweet, sister, you can eat it."

"I don't like to eat too sweet, let my sister eat it."

"Does my sister suspect that I poisoned the cantaloupe? How is that possible? Look, I ate it."

"My sister was joking. My sister is so cute, how could she do such a thing like giving birth to a son without an ass?"

……

The two beauties hid needles in the cotton, and vividly acted out a scene of a life drama into a Gongdou drama. The tit-for-tat in the words made Bu Qingge on the side startled.

Seeing that the smell of gunpowder in the room was getting stronger and the world war was about to break out, Bu Qingge gritted her teeth, got up and said, "I'm hungry, I want all this bowl of fruit salad."

Picking up the plate, Bu Qingge opened his bloody mouth, and poured all the fruit salad into his belly without any leftover.

Leng Qiurou was startled: "Qingge, what are you doing?"

Ye Qingyu also shouted: "Fool, are you crazy?"

Eating too fast, Bu Qingge choked and rolled her eyes.In desperation, he picked up the juice on the table and drank it down again.

Ye Qingyu cried out in surprise: "No."

But it was too late, Bu Qingge had already finished drinking.

Leng Qiurou immediately asked: "Don't want what? Why not?"

Ye Qingyu said with a sneer: "It's nothing. I mean, eating too fast will be bad for the stomach and cause diarrhea."

Upon hearing this, Bu Qingge's scalp became numb.

He understood two things.

First thing, there's something added to this glass of juice, a laxative.

The second thing is that I got caught!

Sure enough, this catastrophe is doomed to escape.

Glaring at Ye Qingyu resentfully, Bu Qingge said: "If you didn't say it earlier, this is a disaster. I ate something wrong last night, and my stomach was already very uncomfortable. If I eat so much again, I will have diarrhea now." No."

Up to now, Bu Qingge can only bite the bullet and take the blame.The hatred between the two women can't be allowed to continue to soar. They fight back and forth, and they have nothing to do with each other. They hurt themselves all the time!
As soon as Bu Qingge finished speaking, there was a roar in her stomach, followed by a burst of ups and downs.Bu Qingge's face turned pale, let me go, does this medicine have such a strong effect?
Without saying a word, Bu Qingge rushed to the bathroom.

Ye Qingyu shouted anxiously: "The toilet is not clean, flush it with water first."

How dare Bu Qingge not listen to Miss Ye Er's words.He immediately turned on the light and looked, dizzy.

The toilet was covered with a transparent plastic wrap.

This is about to "fly down three thousand feet, suspected to be nine days under the Yellow River", who can't care about checking the toilet?This is really going to take off your pants and squat up...

That picture is too beautiful to dare to imagine!
Bu Qingge's teeth itch with hatred, what kind of hatred, what kind of resentment, is it worthy of such a ruthless hand?This little girl's butt seems to be itchy, she must be spanked, she can't do without spanking!

With a loud jerk, Bu Qingge staggered out of the bathroom.Ye Qingyu and Leng Qiurou rushed up to meet her.

Bu Qingge said with a bitter face: "Qingyu, you go downstairs to buy a bowl of porridge and put some salt in it. Rou'er, you go to the pharmacy to buy Heweizhengchang Pills and Norfloxacin Capsules, hurry up."

The two girls agreed, ran down in a hurry, and came back in a hurry.

Fortunately, Bu Qingge's medical skills were excellent, and she dealt with it properly, and she recovered after only pulling twice.Otherwise, according to the properties of the laxative, he would have to lie limply on the toilet in the dark, the sun and the moon were dark.

In fact, as long as you use Xuanhuang Qi, Bu Qingge can solve the problem in an instant.But he knew that Miss Ye's tricks would be one trick after another.Rather than being worried there, Bu Qingge might as well suffer for himself.

This tactic of "bitter meat tricks" works very well, the two women can't even bother to confront each other, they scramble to ask each other about their health, and run forward one by one, gentle and gentle.Bu Qingge lay on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, watching the two stunning beauties bustling around for her, she felt so happy that she didn't want one.

Bu Qingge thought happily: This is right.Now we don't all pay attention to "harmony", a harmonious society and a harmonious family.How nice it is to be together happily.

If Ye Feiling could also...

Bu Qingge fell into reverie.

It has to be said that he was so proud that he was a little carried away.

Bu Qingge, who was drifting away, said with a smile before parting: "Your performance in the past two hours is good, very good. This is what you want to do, turning fighting into jade. The so-called palms and backs are all meat. You fight back and forth. I feel sorry for whoever is hurt. How beautiful it is to be together in such a harmonious and friendly way."

"Come on, you two stand face to face, bow to each other and say hello, from now on, you two will be good sisters."

The two women stood up as promised.

Ye Qingyu bowed and said with a smile, "Hello, coquettish vixen."

Leng Qiurou also bowed, and said with a smile, "Hello, little vixen."

Step by step...

Sure enough, I was thinking too much!
Hey, this sea of ​​suffering is boundless, when will it be the shore!

(End of this chapter)