My identity as a king was exposed by my sister

Chapter 17

Automatic cross-dressing is simply not too fragrant.

Ye Fan looked at his own profile picture in the camera, cute and cute, sweet and protective, two-dimensional, kawaii, healing.

With a heartbeat, he turned his head, pouted, blinked, and scissors.

"Ah, ah, it's so cute, it's so cute \(////)\!"

"Master, hurry up and take this monster away!"

"Wukong, hurry up and pass the toilet paper to Weishi..."

"Mama, I believe in love again..."

Ye Fan took a selfie for himself.

Looking at myself in the photo, a 360-degree natural two-dimensional girl with no dead ends.

It's very fragrant to be a girlfriend for yourself.

However...

Ye Fan looked at his white and slender palms, the green fingers were as soft as boneless.

Wouldn't it be nice to use it to go up and down? ? ?

Bah, take the dirty things out of your mind quickly...

The ancestral handicraft should be left to diaosi who don't have a girlfriend.

Suddenly, Ye Fan thought of a cruel fact?
???

Ye Fan: Damn, I already broke up.

Last but not least, he used Diao Chan to abuse his ex-girlfriend and his ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend.

Bah, it's disgusting to think about it.

Is it more popular and delicious than dumplings these days?

Fortunately, Ye Fan hasn't given anything of himself in the past few years.

So disgusting.

bah bah bah.

Sooner or later, they will regret it...

Ever since he bound the strongest live broadcast system, Ye Fan no longer has a headache, his waist is no longer sore, and he has strength to go up to the fifth floor in one breath, and he no longer needs to eat Huiyuan Shenbao.

As for girlfriend?
Be sure to keep your eyes open next time.

Appearance is irrelevant, character is simply too important.

Given that this is a high-end Diao Chan fan team.

The upcoming is also a critical moment for the Bronze Bureau to be promoted to the Silver Bureau.
Ye Fan decided to start the contest again by randomly selecting four friends.

First floor: "Miss Diao Chan is good (▽), I love you so much (°з°)-."

Second floor: "Miss sister, you are so beautiful, be my wife!"

The third floor: "Miss sister, you are so beautiful, can you be my little mother?"

Fourth floor: "The upstairs is dead, the fifth floor is my wife!"

Ye Fan: "Hello everyone, this round is a promotion round for the silver rank, please help me a lot."

First floor and second floor: "Miss, don't worry, I promise not to be an actress""

The third floor: "You are my future little mother, can you give me a beautiful skin?"

Fourth floor: "How big is the upstairs!"

Third floor: "6 years old."

First floor and second floor: "Then aren't you a primary school student?"

Fourth floor: "He hasn't gone to elementary school yet!"

Ye Fan: "Don't make trouble (ー_ー)!!! Kindergarten children will know so many words?"

Fourth floor: "There's really nothing wrong with them."

The young lady on the fourth floor decisively turned on the voice, with a baby voice, like a kindergarten kid, Shi Hammer.

"Pfft, what is the fate of Miss Diao Chan, she met an actor twice in a row, this is the third one, and the Penguin Factory directly sent a kindergarten kid."

"Haha (ω)hiahiahia, I knew this stupid game would have some tricks. Sure enough..."

"Pfft, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to laugh, I really couldn't hold back."

"Player, please choose a hero."

Old Master, Arthur, Lu Ban, Marco Polo, Diao Chan.

The kid on the fourth floor is really a good kid.

In the case of Luban, he decisively chose Marco Polo in seconds.

By the way, is she really a fan of Miss Diao Chan?
Wasn't she pulled over by her father as a shield?
In the face of everyone's doubts.

The little guy on the fourth floor was decisively angry: "My dad is a fan of this auntie, but he left temporarily for something, don't look down on me, I, Marco Polo, kill me!"

The cute little appearance with a baby voice immediately attracted tens of 10 people present.

Barrage area:
"Auyou, this kid is so cute, come on kid, Uncle won will take you to see the goldfish."

"Be reserved upstairs, don't scare the kids, if you try to smelt copper, you're doomed!"

"Kids, come on, you win if you hit one head."

Ye Fan: "Don't listen to their little guys, elementary school students are the pitfalls these days... You haven't been to elementary school yet, so you can't be considered a pitfall d(д)!"

The fourth floor: "Hmph, you look down on people, wait until I blow up the other party and let you take a look."

Opposite: Guan Yu, Baili Xuance, Shiranui Mai, Dunshan, Gongsunli.

Why does my side basically give heroes at the beginning, gold coins, and diamonds are cheap heroes.

And opposite?
You won't meet the Wuhei team, will you?

Win rate?

The barrage area obviously also saw this.

"It seems that Miss Diaochan's silver dream has been solved."

"If you can't speak upstairs, don't say it. It's not a matter of opinion, but a certainty."

"Damn, if Miss Sister loses this round, she should cry for a long time, right?"

"Such a beautiful young lady, if she gets punched, she will be humming for a long time, right?"

Games start.

Ye Fan felt great pressure.

5 lv8s on the opposite side?All expensive skins
Guan Yu: Five Tiger Generals.

Baili Xuance: Carnival in Venice
Mai Shiranui: Charm

Gongsunli: The Cherry Blossoms Are Falling
Shield Mountain: Knights of the Round Table.

To be so cruel.

A baby is still a child.

You said you have a winning team.

What is the name of a bronze trumpet with me?

Ye Fan kept reminding everyone in the game: "Save the baby, the baby is still a child!"

The hand is indefinitely clicking on the screen "Steady the wave, we can win!"

This is the first time I have encountered such a high-level team,
Ye Fan had to bring up one hundred and two percent courage.

Regular start.

Dunshan followed Mai Shiranui to grab the middle line.

Sure enough, the process was different from the last few games.

Diao Chan could only watch wretchedly as the opponent finished fighting the pawn line, and then ate two piglets out of her three wild boars.

FIRST BLOOD.

The old master who was on the road was killed alone.

It's too radical, the old master doesn't play wild, he just tops the lane, and seeing Min Yue gets mad.

As a result, he decisively sent a blood.

...

Are all old masters like this?
Ye Fan didn't have time to complain.

The barrage is already full of joyful atmosphere,

"Pfft, I met the old master's actor three times in a row, and the young lady is dead this time."

"Miss sister dreams of breaking silver!"

"Not much to say, let's have dinner."

Old Master: "Sau Rui, Sao Rui, there is no inscription, I feel that the bronze bureau is rubbish, but it was done. I was able to hold on, and almost killed me."

DOUBLE KILL
Old Master: ...

Barrage area:
"Haha, sure enough, every old master who teamed up with Miss Diaochan is an actor!"

"Stop insulting the old master, change to a hero, please!"

"My old master, hitting Min Yue at the first level is like fighting a pheasant!"

"Hey, bragging upstairs, everyone wakes him up."

Ye Fan is still in the middle of a tense lineup.

Suddenly, Lu Ban contributed another kill.

Marco Polo kills Shield Mountain.

Marco Polo kills Gongsunli.

Fourth floor: "Who told me to come just now? You are not even as good as kindergarten children."

(End of this chapter)