My identity as a king was exposed by my sister

Chapter 38 Cousin, why are you?

Ye Fan then turned on the speaker function.

I heard Zhou Kun wailing over there: "Goddess, spare my life, Goddess, spare my life, I won't dare again!"

Ye Fan: You, you forcibly bullied a decent woman?
Zhou Kun: "How would I dare? Didn't I find a very beautiful netizen on the Internet called a little cat?"

Ye Fan: I know, you paid me 1000 yuan for hard work in order to make him the king.

Zhou Kun: Yes, yes, this is it. Didn’t you help me become the king?
Then the young lady was very happy, and she was going to treat her to a meal.

Ye Fan: Then you got beaten up for being violent?
Zhou Kun: Brother Fan, with my athletic talent, do you think I look like someone who can be rough on others?
Ye Fan: It makes sense, you are so fat and inflexible, if you were punched ten times by an agile and skilled assassin, you probably wouldn't be able to touch his collar.

Zhou Kun: Brother, come and save me, this goddess can taekwondo, if you don't come, I will be beaten to death!

Ye Fan: It's okay, you can go at ease, I will burn you the best paper money on this day next year, and by the way, I will burn you the final hero information of Glory of Kings, um, and I will burn you a paper phone. .

How about it, am I enough?

Zhou Kun: Goddess, spare your life, if you fight again, you will die!You didn't see that I was on the phone, I'll make an appointment with Cheng Yaojin for you right away.

Ye Fan: ...

Warm: ...

Wen Xin: Your friend seems to be in danger now, we'd better go help him.

Ye Fan: That's what I thought too, but he is a hunk, and if he gets hit twice by a little girl, he wouldn't hurt much,

Let's order a table full of dishes so we don't waste it.

Hot pot is different from others. It is hard to get the atmosphere of the first meal when you take it away.

Let's eat quickly, after we're done, go save him, he'll be fine, trust me, he's not that bad.

Warm: Alright (●°u°●)」!
This little brother is really reasonable, he is a good boy.

The two of you are eating hot pot with strong affection, and there is an ambiguous atmosphere everywhere.

From time to time, two fingers collided lightly.

In the blink of an eye, bright sparks can be wiped out.

It really feels good to eat plain rice.

No wonder so many people post that they think that the most worthwhile thing to do in this life is to eat soft food,
In many cases, a bad stomach is just the best sign to improve the quality of life.

Wenxin: Little brother, I'm so full!

Ye Fan: Yes, this restaurant tastes really good, especially the meat and dipping sauce,

Wen Xin: Well, let's go out for a walk. There is a large park nearby with a nice view.

Ye Fan: Great, I ate too much, I have to digest it properly.

I always feel that something has been forgotten by me? ? ?
Ye Fan: Do you remember anything I forgot?
Wen Xin: No, ah, by the way, your friend was beaten just now, waiting for you to rescue him.

Evan: ? ? ?
Gan, forgot, hurry up and let him send the address.

Ye Fan hurriedly dialed Zhou Kun's WeChat.

Zhou Kun: Boss, where have you been? If you don’t come, I will really be beaten to death.

Ye Fan saw Zhou Kun's messy hair, bruised eyes, swollen lips and two nosebleeds,

while shocked.

"Brother, there is no signal here, crooked, crooked, crooked..."

The other party hangs up the video chat.

Zhou Kun: "Damn it, Ye Fan, you're so desperate."

A kitten: "Hmph, you still dare to lie to me, it seems that you have been beaten too lightly!"

Zhou Kun: "Goddess, please forgive me, I will contact him right away, I will contact him right away!"

Zhou Kun decisively sent a video request,

The other party hung up the video request.

The other party is busy.

Busy your sister.

Send the video again.

Ye Fan picked it up,
Zhou Kun's expression was wonderful, and the bruises on his eyes were more serious than before.

What's more, his nose bleeds more!
Obviously, in less than a minute just now, this buddy was beaten again!

This made Ye Fan firm in his belief, friends, help if you can, it is obvious that you will be beaten there, it is better to be more cautious.

Zhou Kun: Brother, I beg you, hurry up, I really can't do it (▼皮▼#)!

Ye Fan: My name is your brother. In this state, I can’t even go there (▼皮▼#)!

Zhou Kun: You can do it, trust me, that girl just wants to meet Cheng Yaojin who brought her to the throne,
She won't do it, trust me!

Ye Fan: Okay, send me the address, and I will rescue you right away.

After hanging up the video, Ye Fan thought to himself, I believe you are a ghost.

It's no wonder I didn't get killed when I went there!
At this time, Ye Fan's wechat buzzed.

Open it up and take a look.

xxx restaurant.

"Huh? My cousin said that today I met a great god playing King of Kings, and I'm going to visit Jimo to pay my respects. That's the address she said! Or, should I ask my cousin to take care of it?"

Wenxin glanced at Ye Fan's phone screen and said in surprise.

Ye Fan: Huh?Still have this kind of operation?That's great, it's easier for girls to relieve the tense and embarrassing situation. It is estimated that my friend will not be beaten so hard if someone is present.

In this way, let's rush over again, say something nice, and pay them some money, and everything will be resolved.

Wen Xin: Okay, I'll call right away.

Wenxin: Hey, Xiaoxue, have you seen that great god?Are you having fun?Is that guy handsome?

what did you say?
fraud?

Wretched uncle? ?
African relatives?

Let you beat me hard?

Warm: ...

Ye Fan: ...

Wen Xin: I feel that there must be some misunderstanding. My sister is not that kind of person.

Ye Fan: I think so, after all, my roommate is very abnormal, often talking about it, and likes to pretend to be rich.

Wen Xin: Let's go, I'll show you my cousin, a beautiful lady.

Ye Fan: I'm not sleepy when you say this.

The warm and delicate little face immediately turned up.

Ye Fan: Actually, I feel that since I met you, I have an accurate judgment on beauty.

Maybe this is my aesthetics, maybe this is the absolute beauty bestowed by my father.

Wen Xin: The little brother speaks really nicely.

After this, you only need to tell me four or five times a day without repeating the same thing, too many can't bear it.

Ye Fan: Heh, heh, that's natural, I absolutely can't tell others,
Ye Fan thought to himself: How much ink do you have in your stomach for three or four times a day without Chongyang?

You are not plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum, landscape, or rare treasure.

Where are there so many different words of praise,

Just go to Tang Poetry and Song Ci to extract immediately, there is not so much content, right?
Wen Xin: Let's go, I've secured my cousin, your roommate is safe now!

Ye Fan: That's great. Let's go to the park first. Just arrive before dinner, so we don't have to change places for dinner.

Ye Fan's implication is that it's time for dinner, why is Zhou Kun embarrassed to ignore the meal?

(End of this chapter)