My identity as a king was exposed by my sister
Chapter 77 Only Children Do Multiple Choice Questions
Chapter 77 Only Children Do Multiple Choice Questions
Midnight moonlight shines through the window,
Shining on Ye Fan's handsome face,
sharp-edged face,
deep and charming eyes,
In the light of the moon,
Quiet and peaceful.
Ye Luo: Brother, are you asleep yet?
Ye Fan: What?
Ye Luo: There are a few little girls chasing me at school,
They are the school beauties of the junior high school and high school respectively, and there are two special dance students,
Brother, which one do you think I should promise?
Is it the big one, the one with long legs, or the one with more delicate features?
Ye Luo: ? ? ?
elder brother? ?
Brother, are you listening?
Ye Fan: No, I'm so asleep, don't bother me ヽ('⌒メ)ノ!
Ye Luo: …
Dididi,
WeChat rings,
Ye Li: Brother, I can't sleep.
Ye Fan: What's the matter, Ah Li?
Ye Li: I remember when I was young, I was bullied by others, and my brother was always the first to stand up for me, even if I was beaten badly...
Ye Fan: Of course, who made you my dearest sister?
Ye Li: But why did you give my WeChat ID to that Hou Yi?
Ye Fan thought, you don't know what he promised me,
If I were your sister,
You will definitely betray me immediately.
While Ye Fan was thinking about things, all kinds of European girls with long thighs, bursting bodies, and European girls immediately appeared in his mind...
Maomei, Ukrainian girl,
Dongying girl,
black girl...
Bah, what the hell is this black girl?
I can't get the point at all,
Get out (︶︹︺) Huh...
I just don't know if he can do what Hou Yi promised.
Anyway, the fledgling boy, Ye Fan, yearns for that kind of place infinitely...
Ye Li: Brother, you were not like this before. Although I don’t know what deal you have with Hou Yi, but, brother, you let me down so much!
Ye Fan couldn't help complaining: "It's not that I was scared by you little devil, I told you to find a partner earlier, but you don't have to agree, I'm just using your brother's identity to seek some benefits for myself, it's fine if you don't agree Well..."
But Ye Fan only dared to say it to himself silently in his heart, so he didn't dare to say it out.
I thought and thought,
finally,
Ye Fan once again sent a message to Ali:
A big red exclamation point!
Xiao Ali has turned on the friend verification. You are not her friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first. After the verification is passed, you can chat.
Ye Fan:? ? ? ?
I'm sorry!
SMS.
Ye Fan: Little Ah Li, I was wrong, I have not changed, I am still the first elder brother who stood up for you in your mind before.
Ali:
Xiao Ali has turned on the friend verification. You are not her friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first. After the verification is passed, you can chat.
The verification method is simple and convenient: what is my favorite food.
Ye Fan looked at this question,
Chi, LL's sub-question, Ye Fan and Ye Li have rehearsed this question countless times since they were young.
Ye Fan got up quickly.
Ye Luo: Brother, it's already early in the morning, what are you doing?
Ye Fan: Aren't you also chatting on WeChat?
Ye Luo: We are different. I am picking up girls. Only the me in the early morning can make the best choice with a clear head.
Ye Fan: Then which one did you choose?
Ye Luo: After careful consideration, I think that giant pandas are better...
Ye Fan patted Ye Luo's shoulder, and said bitterly, "You're still too young, young man, you still need to grow up..."
Ye Luo: ? ? ?
Brother, I haven't said anything yet, what are you doing in the middle of the night?
Ye Fan: Drive!
Ye Luo looked out of the window, there was a patter of light rain, at this time the dark clouds had already blocked the moonlight,
Ye Luo frowned: You can drive on any broken road,
You can't go at dawn, besides, do you have a car?Also, do you have a driving book?
Ye Fan: Who stipulated that drivers must have a driving book?
Ye Luo: ? ? ?
Ye Fan: Besides, do you kids know what night driving is?
Driving at night requires a large wattage bulb, the kind that is really bright!
Ye Fan laughed out loud and went out.
Leaving Ye Luo alone in a mess in the wind and rain: Brother, this is, you've been hit, right?Are you crazy?
Ten seconds later, Ye Luo's WeChat rang.
Ye Fan sent it,
"Children only do multiple-choice questions, adults need all of them!"
Ye Luo: …
Ten minutes later, Ye Fan sent another message:
"Children only need them all, adults only need one, unless you have four kidneys."
Ye Luo: ? ? ?
What the fuck and what,
Brother this time, completely crazy, right?
There is only one supermarket in Yefan Village,
He has only one destination this time,
supermarket!
great, great,
"Who is it, late at night?"
"Uncle, I'm Ye Fan, I want to buy a pack of white rabbits!"
10 minutes later,
The old man opened the door: "It's been more than ten years, can't you make your sister angry during the day?"
Ye Fan: "Thank you, old man, are you here with Huazi?"
"Haha, Xiao Yefan, you are so polite. People who go to college are really different,"
The old man took the Huazi brand cigarettes with a smile, smelled them, and seemed to enjoy them very much.
Leng is not willing to smoke, hangs on the ear,
Seeing this, Ye Fan didn't say anything about the old man's slip of the tongue, and handed over a pack of cigarettes.
"Originally this pack of cigarettes was bought for my dad, but you know, the doctor told him to quit smoking. So, I thought, the best thing for me is you, uncle. No, I'll give you a pack of cigarettes!"
Speaking of which, Ye Fan stuffed the whole bag into the hands of the owner of the commissary.
"Hahaha, I've known Ye Fan that you are promising since I was a child..."
The big white rabbit is here for you, take it, my sister can't coax it well, so come over and buy it.
"Okay, goodbye old man, I'm interrupting your rest..."
He sneaked to Ye Lide's door.
great, great,
"A Li, it's me, I'm here to buy you a white rabbit!"
The door swished open,
"Hurry up, I'm so hungry!"
Little A Li in pajamas suddenly opened the door,
The little girl's eyes are shining,
Where else is there anything to coax?
Ye Fan: ...
Ye Li opened the package, took one and put it in his mouth.
Satisfaction hung on the pleasantly surprised little face,
The watery almond eyes shone with satisfaction,
The corner of the little girl's mouth was slightly raised, and she smiled slightly.
Ye Li: Brother, why don't you leave...
Ye Fan: ...
Ye Li: I knew it, you were bragging in front of Ye Luo again, weren't you?
Ye Fan: ...
Ye Li: Are you coming in or not?
Let Ye Luo see it in a while, let me see how you can round up that cow just now...
Ye Fan stepped in,
Familiar with the road,
It seems that I have been in more than once...
Ye Li: Well, where are you sleeping?
Ye Li skillfully took out a pillow from the closet and threw it on a chair far away.
Ye Fan: ...
I used to sleep on a bed like you, the chair was so small,
Ye Li: I am a big girl now, I have to pay attention to the influence...
Even if you are my own brother, you can't do it (▼皮▼#)!
Well, here is another mat for you to lay on the floor,
Save yourself from catching a cold...
After half an hour,
Ah cut!
╮(╯_╰)╭
35 minutes later:
ah cut
ah cut
Ye Li: Brother, I have reserved a small place for you, come and sleep here...
(End of this chapter)
Midnight moonlight shines through the window,
Shining on Ye Fan's handsome face,
sharp-edged face,
deep and charming eyes,
In the light of the moon,
Quiet and peaceful.
Ye Luo: Brother, are you asleep yet?
Ye Fan: What?
Ye Luo: There are a few little girls chasing me at school,
They are the school beauties of the junior high school and high school respectively, and there are two special dance students,
Brother, which one do you think I should promise?
Is it the big one, the one with long legs, or the one with more delicate features?
Ye Luo: ? ? ?
elder brother? ?
Brother, are you listening?
Ye Fan: No, I'm so asleep, don't bother me ヽ('⌒メ)ノ!
Ye Luo: …
Dididi,
WeChat rings,
Ye Li: Brother, I can't sleep.
Ye Fan: What's the matter, Ah Li?
Ye Li: I remember when I was young, I was bullied by others, and my brother was always the first to stand up for me, even if I was beaten badly...
Ye Fan: Of course, who made you my dearest sister?
Ye Li: But why did you give my WeChat ID to that Hou Yi?
Ye Fan thought, you don't know what he promised me,
If I were your sister,
You will definitely betray me immediately.
While Ye Fan was thinking about things, all kinds of European girls with long thighs, bursting bodies, and European girls immediately appeared in his mind...
Maomei, Ukrainian girl,
Dongying girl,
black girl...
Bah, what the hell is this black girl?
I can't get the point at all,
Get out (︶︹︺) Huh...
I just don't know if he can do what Hou Yi promised.
Anyway, the fledgling boy, Ye Fan, yearns for that kind of place infinitely...
Ye Li: Brother, you were not like this before. Although I don’t know what deal you have with Hou Yi, but, brother, you let me down so much!
Ye Fan couldn't help complaining: "It's not that I was scared by you little devil, I told you to find a partner earlier, but you don't have to agree, I'm just using your brother's identity to seek some benefits for myself, it's fine if you don't agree Well..."
But Ye Fan only dared to say it to himself silently in his heart, so he didn't dare to say it out.
I thought and thought,
finally,
Ye Fan once again sent a message to Ali:
A big red exclamation point!
Xiao Ali has turned on the friend verification. You are not her friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first. After the verification is passed, you can chat.
Ye Fan:? ? ? ?
I'm sorry!
SMS.
Ye Fan: Little Ah Li, I was wrong, I have not changed, I am still the first elder brother who stood up for you in your mind before.
Ali:
Xiao Ali has turned on the friend verification. You are not her friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first. After the verification is passed, you can chat.
The verification method is simple and convenient: what is my favorite food.
Ye Fan looked at this question,
Chi, LL's sub-question, Ye Fan and Ye Li have rehearsed this question countless times since they were young.
Ye Fan got up quickly.
Ye Luo: Brother, it's already early in the morning, what are you doing?
Ye Fan: Aren't you also chatting on WeChat?
Ye Luo: We are different. I am picking up girls. Only the me in the early morning can make the best choice with a clear head.
Ye Fan: Then which one did you choose?
Ye Luo: After careful consideration, I think that giant pandas are better...
Ye Fan patted Ye Luo's shoulder, and said bitterly, "You're still too young, young man, you still need to grow up..."
Ye Luo: ? ? ?
Brother, I haven't said anything yet, what are you doing in the middle of the night?
Ye Fan: Drive!
Ye Luo looked out of the window, there was a patter of light rain, at this time the dark clouds had already blocked the moonlight,
Ye Luo frowned: You can drive on any broken road,
You can't go at dawn, besides, do you have a car?Also, do you have a driving book?
Ye Fan: Who stipulated that drivers must have a driving book?
Ye Luo: ? ? ?
Ye Fan: Besides, do you kids know what night driving is?
Driving at night requires a large wattage bulb, the kind that is really bright!
Ye Fan laughed out loud and went out.
Leaving Ye Luo alone in a mess in the wind and rain: Brother, this is, you've been hit, right?Are you crazy?
Ten seconds later, Ye Luo's WeChat rang.
Ye Fan sent it,
"Children only do multiple-choice questions, adults need all of them!"
Ye Luo: …
Ten minutes later, Ye Fan sent another message:
"Children only need them all, adults only need one, unless you have four kidneys."
Ye Luo: ? ? ?
What the fuck and what,
Brother this time, completely crazy, right?
There is only one supermarket in Yefan Village,
He has only one destination this time,
supermarket!
great, great,
"Who is it, late at night?"
"Uncle, I'm Ye Fan, I want to buy a pack of white rabbits!"
10 minutes later,
The old man opened the door: "It's been more than ten years, can't you make your sister angry during the day?"
Ye Fan: "Thank you, old man, are you here with Huazi?"
"Haha, Xiao Yefan, you are so polite. People who go to college are really different,"
The old man took the Huazi brand cigarettes with a smile, smelled them, and seemed to enjoy them very much.
Leng is not willing to smoke, hangs on the ear,
Seeing this, Ye Fan didn't say anything about the old man's slip of the tongue, and handed over a pack of cigarettes.
"Originally this pack of cigarettes was bought for my dad, but you know, the doctor told him to quit smoking. So, I thought, the best thing for me is you, uncle. No, I'll give you a pack of cigarettes!"
Speaking of which, Ye Fan stuffed the whole bag into the hands of the owner of the commissary.
"Hahaha, I've known Ye Fan that you are promising since I was a child..."
The big white rabbit is here for you, take it, my sister can't coax it well, so come over and buy it.
"Okay, goodbye old man, I'm interrupting your rest..."
He sneaked to Ye Lide's door.
great, great,
"A Li, it's me, I'm here to buy you a white rabbit!"
The door swished open,
"Hurry up, I'm so hungry!"
Little A Li in pajamas suddenly opened the door,
The little girl's eyes are shining,
Where else is there anything to coax?
Ye Fan: ...
Ye Li opened the package, took one and put it in his mouth.
Satisfaction hung on the pleasantly surprised little face,
The watery almond eyes shone with satisfaction,
The corner of the little girl's mouth was slightly raised, and she smiled slightly.
Ye Li: Brother, why don't you leave...
Ye Fan: ...
Ye Li: I knew it, you were bragging in front of Ye Luo again, weren't you?
Ye Fan: ...
Ye Li: Are you coming in or not?
Let Ye Luo see it in a while, let me see how you can round up that cow just now...
Ye Fan stepped in,
Familiar with the road,
It seems that I have been in more than once...
Ye Li: Well, where are you sleeping?
Ye Li skillfully took out a pillow from the closet and threw it on a chair far away.
Ye Fan: ...
I used to sleep on a bed like you, the chair was so small,
Ye Li: I am a big girl now, I have to pay attention to the influence...
Even if you are my own brother, you can't do it (▼皮▼#)!
Well, here is another mat for you to lay on the floor,
Save yourself from catching a cold...
After half an hour,
Ah cut!
╮(╯_╰)╭
35 minutes later:
ah cut
ah cut
Ye Li: Brother, I have reserved a small place for you, come and sleep here...
(End of this chapter)
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