Xuanyuan Jue

Chapter 272
The little leader said: "I don't know it's a sack yet? I mean what's in it?"

Tang Yulin said, "That's my woman!"

"Woman? Don't you be Marlene?" The little leader looked at Tang Yulin suspiciously, walked up to the sack and poked it.

As soon as it was touched, the sack began to move, and at the same time, the woman's muffled cry of "woo woo".

The little boss let out a sigh of relief. "It's really a woman, why is it still packed in a sack?"

Tang Yulin said: "I snatched her on the road, she is too hot-tempered, put it in a sack for two days, so as to grind her temper!"

"Haha, it seems that your brother is quite good at this!" The little boss smiled knowingly, "Let's go, everyone, please on the mountain!"

Because there were a lot of rebels who surrendered, the little leader arranged them on the mountainside.Fearing that Liu Yueqiu might make a mistake, Tang Yulin ordered the soldier to continue to carry it, climbed to the top of the peak together, and went to pay a visit to the top of the mountain.

Walk along the bluestone steps to the top of the mountain, facing a bright hall.The name of this hall is "Sanying", with high eaves, wide tiles, thick beams and large columns.In front of a brick road leading to the hall, eighteen kinds of weapons are lined up on both sides.On the left is a big leather drum, on the right is a huge bronze gong, and at the corners of the east and west halls is a large apricot-yellow banner, with a book "Practice the Way for the Heaven" and a book "Eliminate Violence and Safeguard the Good".

Seeing this heroic aura, Tang Yulin applauded secretly, and said in his heart: This is much more magnificent than the place where Lao Tzu fell into grass back then!
In the Sanying hall, scarlet carpets are spread all over, and a large incense burner is placed in the north, and a heavy-colored portrait hangs high behind the burner, which is for Liu Guanzhang, who was married to Taoyuan.There are three tiger-skin chairs in the hall, two are full and one is empty.The one in the middle is a big man with sharp eyebrows and fierce eyes, while the one at the bottom is a strange man with a black veil covering his face.On both sides of the chair, there are a few well-dressed men, needless to say, they must be the confidantes of the bandit village.

Tang Yulin had been a beard before, so he was very clear about the rules of worshiping mountains.As soon as he stepped into the entrance of the hall with his front feet, he hurriedly bowed in all directions, and shouted loudly in his mouth: "A cloud hangs in the sky in the northwest, and crows fall into the group of phoenixes. I don't know where the king is and where the minister is. Let's bow to the end to worship the piano." !"

This "playing piano" means brother in slang. The ratio between "crow" and "phoenix" is also very humble.All the people present are veterans, how can they not understand?Seeing that he spoke respectfully, the man in the middle of the chair nodded.

Seeing this, a minion stepped forward and said: "There is a flower hanging in the sky in the northwest, and there is a family in the green forest all over the world. Sit in the middle of the big head, and tell me to put the incense in!"

After Tang Yulin heard this, he knew that the man sitting in the middle must be Shi Gandang, so he hurriedly saluted and said, "Brother Tang Yulin, report to Tang Erhu! I have seen Master Shi, please treat him to a meal." !"

"Hahaha", Nashi Gandang laughed heartily, "Brother Erhu don't need to be polite, get up and talk!"

Tang Yulin was overjoyed and said, "Is the master agreeing?"

Just as Shi Gandang was about to speak, the man in the black gauze waved his hand, and a hoarse voice came out of his throat. "Imperial rations are easy to get, but grass and valleys are hard to separate. The two tiger brothers are going to come to Mal'er Mountain for food, why are they pretending to be empty and keeping their paws?"

Tang Yulin looked at his seat and said, "This is the second leader, right? If I go back to the second leader, Lao Tang, I didn't come empty-handed! Two hundred brothers and two hundred quick guns are all at the foot of the mountain at this time!"

The second-in-charge Jie Jie laughed strangely, and his movements were uglier than the barking of the old raven. "There is no shortage of fast guns, brother! Take the water bowl and pour it into the soup basin, hehehe, it's not too much if it is too much, and it's not too much if you don't want it! Brother Erhu, if it's bright, pull the lantern in his arms. Get higher, so we can see how high your mountain is and how long your water is!"

"This is to test my old Tang's ability!" Tang Yulin said with a heartbeat, "The butcher is not afraid of blood, and the fisherman is not afraid of fishy smell! The second master just draw a way! My Tang Erhu Low to low gear, high to high to catch!"

"Cheer up!" said the second-in-charge again, "I don't need you to go up the mountain of swords, and I don't need you to go down into the sea of ​​fire. When it's dawn, we'll take your men and beat the officers and soldiers back, and then we'll open the incense hall and burn the yellow paper." , Let you install kilns and hang pillars on Mount Mala!"

When Shi Gandang heard the words, he challenged the second head of the family to give him a thumbs up. "As expected of 'Master Yin-Yang', the second leader is indeed brilliant! Brother Erhu, do you understand? Let's use the battle of Tianming as your joint honor!"

Although Tang Yulin was stupid, he wasn't really stupid, and he secretly scolded the second boss for being vicious.In this way, he and the rebels became cannon fodder for the bandits. Of course they were happy when they won, but they didn't feel sorry for them when they lost.However, under the low eaves, how can people not bow their heads?Tang Yulin gritted his teeth and said bitterly: "Since the two heads of the family have said so, what can I do, old Tang? Sigh! Just do it!"

"Haha!" Seeing his displeasure on his face, Shi Gandang said again, "Brother Erhu, don't blame me, Shi Gandang, for being unkind. After all, you are newcomers, so you can't justify it without showing yourself. Don't worry, there are people at the foot of the mountain." 'Ecstasy Beach', there are our brothers on the mountain to help you, if you fight against the army, you and those subordinates will not suffer a big loss!"

Tang Yulin's face softened a little, "What do you say after you've beaten the officers and soldiers? My old Tang didn't come to be a coward!"

Shi Gandang pointed to the vacant chair, and said loudly: "Then I will take the lead there, and add a tiger leather chair, after that, the two tiger brothers will be the fourth masters of Mount Mal'er!"

"Okay!" Tang Yulin said, "Then we can make a deal!"

"I, Shi Gandang, will never break my promise!" Shi Gandang said, looking outside the hall. "In another hour, the day will be completely bright... Come on, move a stool for Brother Erhu, and let him rest for a while before the battle!"

A minion moved the stool and set it up, and Tang Yulin sat on it carelessly.Seeing this, the soldier carrying the sack quickly moved to stand behind him.

The second leader looked at the soldier and said, "Hey? What's going on?"

Tang Yulin looked back, hesitant to speak. "This... this..."

Shi Gandang frowned thickly, "Brother Erhu, I think you are also a straightforward man, why do you speak like a mother-in-law?"

Tang Yulin slapped his thigh, "Anyway, I'm going to fall into the grass here, so it's better to talk about some things earlier! The two masters, there is a woman in the sack, and I plan to take her as a wife!"

Shi Gandang said: "Woman? You still want her to be your wife?"

"That's right!" Tang Yulin said, "I'm afraid you all know this girl! Her name is Liu Yueqiu, and she is the third concubine of Yao Jinting in the official village!"

"Liu Yueqiu? Third concubine?" Shi Gandang was stunned for a while, then burst out laughing suddenly. "Hahaha, Brother Erhu...how did you take her here? Not only do we know each other, hahahaha..."

Seeing that Shi Gandang was out of breath from laughing, Tang Yulin only thought he was ashamed of himself, and couldn't help but angrily said: "The master is a joke, should I pick up your broken shoes and wear them!? I know, that bitch I was once tied up to the mountain by you and ruined!"

(End of this chapter)