Xuanyuan Jue
Chapter 89 Pink Skull
Chapter 89 Pink Skull (1)
When Yan Zhihe opens, green willows come in time.Qunfang blossoms, bees and butterflies surround the bosom.With a flick of a finger, it is already the scenery of mid-spring.The warm light is faint, the soft wind is blowing, even if you wear a thin shirt, you don't feel very cold.
In the daytime, literati and refined scholars invite their friends and companions, and invite them to enjoy sightseeing and outing.If you don't enjoy yourself, you must visit Huaqu Liumo at night, do some romantic activities such as guessing decrees, listening to music and drinking.
In terms of the places of beauty, among the four or nine cities, the "Eight Great Alleys" are the most.It starts from Tieshuxie Street in the north and faces Xizhushikou in the south, and is divided into eight alleys, large and small.Every night, gauze lanterns are hung on the eaves.The embroidered households are half covered, and the pearls and emeralds compete for the fragrance.Jiao'e is like a cloud, and her eyes attract Hengbo.In the tile house in Goulan, the music is full of music; in the Qinlou and Chu Pavilion, the paper is drunk and the fans are fascinated.Even the turbid water discharged from the gutter is filled with the fragrance of makeup powder.
A vulgar ballad, single-handedly expresses the prosperity of the party:
Bada Hutong has been named since ancient times, and it is the stone city of Baishun, Shaanxi.
There are many strings and songs beside the Hanjiatan, and the lights on Wangguang Xie Street are bright.
In front of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple, the car spoke together, and there were two Yingwai roads.
How much do sable fur hawkers know, clusters of rouge go up the slope.
Among the eight alleys, Shurou Hutong is the shortest.But here, it is full of first-class prostitutes.Especially a big house is really eye-catching.The house looks foggy from a distance, and the four kilns from a close look.The front exits the corridor and the rear exits the building, with three entrances and two spans, occupying most of the alley.The doorway is gritted with bricks, facing the screen wall and illuminating the wall.The lintel is one foot six, and a matte plaque is hung high. "Shihuaguan" has three gold-painted characters, which are engraved on it.
In this planting flower hall, there are pearl foil jade screens and silk mantle gums, which are exquisitely displayed and elegantly arranged.Even the prostitutes who serve and laugh are mostly "South Class".Nanban's fans all come from Jianghuai water town.Not only are they handsome, but they are also somewhat fluent in writing and ink, can afford a pen and paper, and can compose poems.As for blowing, playing, playing and singing, it is even easier to come by.Such a combination of talent and color can quite attract some youngsters.It is often not as good as holding the lamp. In front of the flower planting hall, there are a stream of fragrant cars and winding canopies.
No matter how pleasing it may be said, Shihua House is still a brothel after all.Since it is a brothel, it is inevitable to make a living by sleeping flowers and sleeping willows, and fake phoenixes and phoenixes.
As soon as it was dark, a group of girls from the Flower Planting House leaned against the door, waving handkerchiefs and flirting with each other.
"What's the matter? Don't bother with that figure." The heavily made-up madam served a plate of melon seeds, and glanced outside while nibbling. "It's really evil! Usually at this hour, the customers line up outside the alley, what's wrong today? Can't even see a ghost?"
When the fans heard this, they also complained.
"It can be said that it is. Thanks to the fact that he even puts on powder... If I knew there was no one, I would lie down for a while..."
"Hee hee, you should lie down for a while. You and shopkeeper Sun were so happy last night, the noise was so noisy... tsk tsk... I really didn't break the paper on the window!"
"Little hooves, see if I don't tear your mouth apart!"
"Haha, are you still blushing? Come on, come on, catch me..."
The two prostitutes pretended to be angry and deceitful, and made a mess of laughing and joking.The others were idle and had nothing to do, and gathered around with great interest.
"Hey! Stop messing around!" Suddenly, a fan pointed at the entrance of the alley and shouted, "We're here, we're here!"
The madam looked out excitedly, but was disappointed.Disappointed, he couldn't help spitting in a low voice: "Bah! I was looking forward to catching an ichthyosaur, but the loach bit the hook! Who do I think it is, it turned out to be that bastard Pishun!"
The madam did him no wrong.This Pi Shun is a bastard from Tianjin Wei.Born with deer-headed mouse eyes, thin and dry.There are two mustaches at the corners of his mouth, as if a mouse has become a spirit.He is full of fancy, and with a twist of his beard, he can figure out a crooked plan.
This person is not working for a living, but prefers to have sex and prostitutes.Ordinary wild kilns are unwilling to go to the lower places, and they only choose exquisite courtyards like flower planting halls.As for the money for whoring, it is natural to pay more on credit and pay less.
Many of the girls in the planting flower shop had accompanied Pi Shun before, and knew that there was nothing to gain, so they were all a bit resentful.It can be said, but the fans dare not shake their faces.In the fireworks industry, there is an unwritten rule: No matter whether he is a high-ranking official or a wealthy businessman, or a pawn dealer, anyone who dares to step into the threshold is an uncle, and he has to greet him with a smile.
The madam smoothed her hair and led the girl out to greet her. "Yo! Uncle Pi, you are the first customer tonight!"
"Really? I said why are these little girls here!" Pi Shun chuckled and pinched his pink-headed pretty cheeks. "Xiao Qiuyan, do you miss Master Pi?"
"I'm going to die! Such an idiot!" Xiao Qiuyan blushed and spat, "Who would miss you? You're so serious!"
"Serious?" Pi Shun didn't think he was disobedient, but instead smiled, "Hey...he's not here to be serious!"
"Okay, okay," the madam hurried up to smooth things over, "Sit in the waiting room of Mr. Pi! Saner! Make tea!"
"Okay!" The turtle slave in the room agreed, and rushed out with the teapot in hand.
After Pi Shun was seated, he stared at the fans, looking at those pretty faces with almond eyes, wishing he could hug them all in his arms.
The bustard coughed twice, "Master Pi, why don't you listen to some music first?"
"It's done," Pi Shun said cheerfully, "Let Xiao Qiuyan come for a while!"
Xiao Qiuyan smiled slightly, "Master Pi, you are really flattering me, what do you want to hear?"
"It doesn't matter whether it's meat or vegetable, salty or light!" Pi Shun laughed lewdly, "Why don't you... sing "Eighteen Touches"?"
"Forgive me!" Xiao Qiuyan burst into laughter, and covered her mouth with a smile, "That song is too sour, it's embarrassing, I don't know how to sing it!"
"If you don't know how to sing, don't be afraid, come, Master Pi will teach you!" As he spoke, Pi frowned, shook his head and sang, "It's the middle of the night, it's three o'clock, it's the middle of the night, why can't I sleep. Touch your head and feet to relieve your heart, Rebuke it, Longdong, choke, choke. Stretch out your hand and touch it. Where is my sister's hair? My sister's hair is fresh with sweet-scented osmanthus. Rebuke, Longdong, choke. I don't want you to touch it, but you want to touch it, ouch, hey , ouch, ouch, ouch..."
There was a lot of crying and howling, causing all the fans to cover their ears. "Oh! Stop singing! It's terrible..."
Seeing that it was too ugly, the madam's face was also a little ugly. "I said, Mr. Pi, are you here to amuse us? The girls haven't opened their mouths yet, you're singing upside down!"
"Never mind him! Master Pi is happy!" Pi Shun took a sip of tea, "Master Pi won't be leaving today, just sleep here for the night!"
The bustard snorted coldly: "That depends on how much money Master Pi has."
Pi Shun spread his hands and said with a smile, "What a coincidence, I didn't bring any money with me when I went out."
"What?" The bustard stood up awkwardly. "I said Master Pi, you have a lot of credit! If you don't get the cash this time, don't expect to be called a flop!"
"Don't worry about it yet." Pi Shun supported the madam, "This time, I want to do business with you to pay off the debt. If it works, how about writing off the previous money for drinking?"
"What a breath!" the madam wondered, "What kind of business can be worth my old lady's money?"
"Look!" Pi Shun said, and shouted out the door, "Come in!"
As soon as the voice fell, a woman slowly walked in the door.The woman was wearing heavy filial piety, holding a long box in her arms, barged in suddenly, and frightened all the fans to turn pale.
"What bad luck!" the madam pointed at Pi Shun's nose and cursed angrily, "What do you mean by the surname Pi? Where did this weeping girl come from? Eh? What is she holding in her arms? Ah...why is it a small coffin? !?"
"Ah? A coffin!?" All the fans screamed when they heard this.
"What are you yelling about?" Pi Shun asked impatiently, "What the hell are you looking at? Is that a coffin?"
The bustard hurriedly rubbed her eyes, then patted her chest in relief. "Scared me, it turned out to be a zither box. But this zither box is a bit wider than usual..."
"Hmph, don't worry about the box," Pi Shun said with a smug smile, "Go, come closer, so that you can see people!"
The madam obeyed, shaking her fat body, stepped forward to size up the woman.
That woman's youth is full of peaches and plums, and the grass roots are tied up on a waterfall of dark clouds.Although she is covered in plain clothes, she is not very sad.I saw spring in her phoenix eyes and her beautiful eyebrows in her temples.Xu Shi had just shed tears, and looked tired and bored.
Seeing the old bustard coming to look at her, the woman was not shy, she raised her head slightly, with the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, showing a faint smile.Those spotless red lips, fair and tender jade face, every frown and smile, are all delicate and pitiful.
Although the madam runs a kiln, it's the first time I've met such an outstanding Biren.Even those fans couldn't help feeling envious, pointing fingers and whispering.
The madam didn't make a sound, but took another look, then returned to the desk, and poked Pi Shun quietly. "Uncle Pi, let's not speak dark words in front of people who know the truth. Please tell me the truth, how did this girl get here?"
"You don't care about that!" Pi Shun said carelessly, "First of all, did you catch your eye?"
"I like it! Those eyebrows and eyes look like they came out of the painting. With such a bearing, I'm afraid it's the lady from the big house who has fallen from the family..." The madam said again, "But looking at her behavior, she seems to have seen the world , unlike the young lady who stays at home... Uncle Pi, you must explain clearly, if this is unclear, we dare not accept it. If you get involved in a lawsuit, you will not be able to bear the crime..."
"Don't worry!" Pi Shun patted his chest and said, "One is not abducted, the other is not cheated, she is absolutely serious! You know, she has never had a bud, she is still a baby!"
"Really?" The bustard was overjoyed and smiled. "I'll take another look!"
After finishing speaking, the madam didn't care about anything, and happily ran towards the woman again.When she came to her, the bustard looked around, touching her crotch and pinching her legs.The woman didn't avoid it, she straightened her body and let the madam touch and pinch her.
After testing for a long time, the madam turned her head and gave Pi Shun a sideways look, and said with a sneer, "Master Pi, I haven't been in this business for a day or two, do you really think I can't get tested? She is no longer a young girl, she has already broken the melon!"
(End of this chapter)
When Yan Zhihe opens, green willows come in time.Qunfang blossoms, bees and butterflies surround the bosom.With a flick of a finger, it is already the scenery of mid-spring.The warm light is faint, the soft wind is blowing, even if you wear a thin shirt, you don't feel very cold.
In the daytime, literati and refined scholars invite their friends and companions, and invite them to enjoy sightseeing and outing.If you don't enjoy yourself, you must visit Huaqu Liumo at night, do some romantic activities such as guessing decrees, listening to music and drinking.
In terms of the places of beauty, among the four or nine cities, the "Eight Great Alleys" are the most.It starts from Tieshuxie Street in the north and faces Xizhushikou in the south, and is divided into eight alleys, large and small.Every night, gauze lanterns are hung on the eaves.The embroidered households are half covered, and the pearls and emeralds compete for the fragrance.Jiao'e is like a cloud, and her eyes attract Hengbo.In the tile house in Goulan, the music is full of music; in the Qinlou and Chu Pavilion, the paper is drunk and the fans are fascinated.Even the turbid water discharged from the gutter is filled with the fragrance of makeup powder.
A vulgar ballad, single-handedly expresses the prosperity of the party:
Bada Hutong has been named since ancient times, and it is the stone city of Baishun, Shaanxi.
There are many strings and songs beside the Hanjiatan, and the lights on Wangguang Xie Street are bright.
In front of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple, the car spoke together, and there were two Yingwai roads.
How much do sable fur hawkers know, clusters of rouge go up the slope.
Among the eight alleys, Shurou Hutong is the shortest.But here, it is full of first-class prostitutes.Especially a big house is really eye-catching.The house looks foggy from a distance, and the four kilns from a close look.The front exits the corridor and the rear exits the building, with three entrances and two spans, occupying most of the alley.The doorway is gritted with bricks, facing the screen wall and illuminating the wall.The lintel is one foot six, and a matte plaque is hung high. "Shihuaguan" has three gold-painted characters, which are engraved on it.
In this planting flower hall, there are pearl foil jade screens and silk mantle gums, which are exquisitely displayed and elegantly arranged.Even the prostitutes who serve and laugh are mostly "South Class".Nanban's fans all come from Jianghuai water town.Not only are they handsome, but they are also somewhat fluent in writing and ink, can afford a pen and paper, and can compose poems.As for blowing, playing, playing and singing, it is even easier to come by.Such a combination of talent and color can quite attract some youngsters.It is often not as good as holding the lamp. In front of the flower planting hall, there are a stream of fragrant cars and winding canopies.
No matter how pleasing it may be said, Shihua House is still a brothel after all.Since it is a brothel, it is inevitable to make a living by sleeping flowers and sleeping willows, and fake phoenixes and phoenixes.
As soon as it was dark, a group of girls from the Flower Planting House leaned against the door, waving handkerchiefs and flirting with each other.
"What's the matter? Don't bother with that figure." The heavily made-up madam served a plate of melon seeds, and glanced outside while nibbling. "It's really evil! Usually at this hour, the customers line up outside the alley, what's wrong today? Can't even see a ghost?"
When the fans heard this, they also complained.
"It can be said that it is. Thanks to the fact that he even puts on powder... If I knew there was no one, I would lie down for a while..."
"Hee hee, you should lie down for a while. You and shopkeeper Sun were so happy last night, the noise was so noisy... tsk tsk... I really didn't break the paper on the window!"
"Little hooves, see if I don't tear your mouth apart!"
"Haha, are you still blushing? Come on, come on, catch me..."
The two prostitutes pretended to be angry and deceitful, and made a mess of laughing and joking.The others were idle and had nothing to do, and gathered around with great interest.
"Hey! Stop messing around!" Suddenly, a fan pointed at the entrance of the alley and shouted, "We're here, we're here!"
The madam looked out excitedly, but was disappointed.Disappointed, he couldn't help spitting in a low voice: "Bah! I was looking forward to catching an ichthyosaur, but the loach bit the hook! Who do I think it is, it turned out to be that bastard Pishun!"
The madam did him no wrong.This Pi Shun is a bastard from Tianjin Wei.Born with deer-headed mouse eyes, thin and dry.There are two mustaches at the corners of his mouth, as if a mouse has become a spirit.He is full of fancy, and with a twist of his beard, he can figure out a crooked plan.
This person is not working for a living, but prefers to have sex and prostitutes.Ordinary wild kilns are unwilling to go to the lower places, and they only choose exquisite courtyards like flower planting halls.As for the money for whoring, it is natural to pay more on credit and pay less.
Many of the girls in the planting flower shop had accompanied Pi Shun before, and knew that there was nothing to gain, so they were all a bit resentful.It can be said, but the fans dare not shake their faces.In the fireworks industry, there is an unwritten rule: No matter whether he is a high-ranking official or a wealthy businessman, or a pawn dealer, anyone who dares to step into the threshold is an uncle, and he has to greet him with a smile.
The madam smoothed her hair and led the girl out to greet her. "Yo! Uncle Pi, you are the first customer tonight!"
"Really? I said why are these little girls here!" Pi Shun chuckled and pinched his pink-headed pretty cheeks. "Xiao Qiuyan, do you miss Master Pi?"
"I'm going to die! Such an idiot!" Xiao Qiuyan blushed and spat, "Who would miss you? You're so serious!"
"Serious?" Pi Shun didn't think he was disobedient, but instead smiled, "Hey...he's not here to be serious!"
"Okay, okay," the madam hurried up to smooth things over, "Sit in the waiting room of Mr. Pi! Saner! Make tea!"
"Okay!" The turtle slave in the room agreed, and rushed out with the teapot in hand.
After Pi Shun was seated, he stared at the fans, looking at those pretty faces with almond eyes, wishing he could hug them all in his arms.
The bustard coughed twice, "Master Pi, why don't you listen to some music first?"
"It's done," Pi Shun said cheerfully, "Let Xiao Qiuyan come for a while!"
Xiao Qiuyan smiled slightly, "Master Pi, you are really flattering me, what do you want to hear?"
"It doesn't matter whether it's meat or vegetable, salty or light!" Pi Shun laughed lewdly, "Why don't you... sing "Eighteen Touches"?"
"Forgive me!" Xiao Qiuyan burst into laughter, and covered her mouth with a smile, "That song is too sour, it's embarrassing, I don't know how to sing it!"
"If you don't know how to sing, don't be afraid, come, Master Pi will teach you!" As he spoke, Pi frowned, shook his head and sang, "It's the middle of the night, it's three o'clock, it's the middle of the night, why can't I sleep. Touch your head and feet to relieve your heart, Rebuke it, Longdong, choke, choke. Stretch out your hand and touch it. Where is my sister's hair? My sister's hair is fresh with sweet-scented osmanthus. Rebuke, Longdong, choke. I don't want you to touch it, but you want to touch it, ouch, hey , ouch, ouch, ouch..."
There was a lot of crying and howling, causing all the fans to cover their ears. "Oh! Stop singing! It's terrible..."
Seeing that it was too ugly, the madam's face was also a little ugly. "I said, Mr. Pi, are you here to amuse us? The girls haven't opened their mouths yet, you're singing upside down!"
"Never mind him! Master Pi is happy!" Pi Shun took a sip of tea, "Master Pi won't be leaving today, just sleep here for the night!"
The bustard snorted coldly: "That depends on how much money Master Pi has."
Pi Shun spread his hands and said with a smile, "What a coincidence, I didn't bring any money with me when I went out."
"What?" The bustard stood up awkwardly. "I said Master Pi, you have a lot of credit! If you don't get the cash this time, don't expect to be called a flop!"
"Don't worry about it yet." Pi Shun supported the madam, "This time, I want to do business with you to pay off the debt. If it works, how about writing off the previous money for drinking?"
"What a breath!" the madam wondered, "What kind of business can be worth my old lady's money?"
"Look!" Pi Shun said, and shouted out the door, "Come in!"
As soon as the voice fell, a woman slowly walked in the door.The woman was wearing heavy filial piety, holding a long box in her arms, barged in suddenly, and frightened all the fans to turn pale.
"What bad luck!" the madam pointed at Pi Shun's nose and cursed angrily, "What do you mean by the surname Pi? Where did this weeping girl come from? Eh? What is she holding in her arms? Ah...why is it a small coffin? !?"
"Ah? A coffin!?" All the fans screamed when they heard this.
"What are you yelling about?" Pi Shun asked impatiently, "What the hell are you looking at? Is that a coffin?"
The bustard hurriedly rubbed her eyes, then patted her chest in relief. "Scared me, it turned out to be a zither box. But this zither box is a bit wider than usual..."
"Hmph, don't worry about the box," Pi Shun said with a smug smile, "Go, come closer, so that you can see people!"
The madam obeyed, shaking her fat body, stepped forward to size up the woman.
That woman's youth is full of peaches and plums, and the grass roots are tied up on a waterfall of dark clouds.Although she is covered in plain clothes, she is not very sad.I saw spring in her phoenix eyes and her beautiful eyebrows in her temples.Xu Shi had just shed tears, and looked tired and bored.
Seeing the old bustard coming to look at her, the woman was not shy, she raised her head slightly, with the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, showing a faint smile.Those spotless red lips, fair and tender jade face, every frown and smile, are all delicate and pitiful.
Although the madam runs a kiln, it's the first time I've met such an outstanding Biren.Even those fans couldn't help feeling envious, pointing fingers and whispering.
The madam didn't make a sound, but took another look, then returned to the desk, and poked Pi Shun quietly. "Uncle Pi, let's not speak dark words in front of people who know the truth. Please tell me the truth, how did this girl get here?"
"You don't care about that!" Pi Shun said carelessly, "First of all, did you catch your eye?"
"I like it! Those eyebrows and eyes look like they came out of the painting. With such a bearing, I'm afraid it's the lady from the big house who has fallen from the family..." The madam said again, "But looking at her behavior, she seems to have seen the world , unlike the young lady who stays at home... Uncle Pi, you must explain clearly, if this is unclear, we dare not accept it. If you get involved in a lawsuit, you will not be able to bear the crime..."
"Don't worry!" Pi Shun patted his chest and said, "One is not abducted, the other is not cheated, she is absolutely serious! You know, she has never had a bud, she is still a baby!"
"Really?" The bustard was overjoyed and smiled. "I'll take another look!"
After finishing speaking, the madam didn't care about anything, and happily ran towards the woman again.When she came to her, the bustard looked around, touching her crotch and pinching her legs.The woman didn't avoid it, she straightened her body and let the madam touch and pinch her.
After testing for a long time, the madam turned her head and gave Pi Shun a sideways look, and said with a sneer, "Master Pi, I haven't been in this business for a day or two, do you really think I can't get tested? She is no longer a young girl, she has already broken the melon!"
(End of this chapter)
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