There is a time-traveling man

Chapter 1
In the morning, Feng Nuonuo woke up naturally after sleeping.That's the beauty of not having a job.

She half-opened her eyes, and vaguely felt something in her hand, which was slippery, like silk, and very comfortable.The brains of people who have just woken up are relatively slow. Feng Nuonuo reacted for a while and was sure that there would be no silk on his bed.She blinked, grabbed the thing in front of her and looked at it.

It was black and shiny, and an unknown bundle of jet-black soft hair lay impressively in Feng Nuonuo's hand.

Feng Nuonuo felt his hair stand on end, this, this, this... what is it?
Look along the hair.Then, she was dumbfounded.

a man.

A naked man.

A naked man was lying on her bed, and the source of the hair was him.

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

"Ah—" A devastating soprano voice shook the entire room, and even the ceiling seemed to be shaking.

Feng Nuonuo jumped out of bed, picked up a broom in the corner of the wall and raised it to defend himself.

Is this guy on the bed a human or a ghost?Feng Nuonuo had often heard rumors that this floor would be haunted before, but the reason why she wasn't afraid before was because she didn't believe it.But now...it's hard to say.

Feng Nuonuo's hand holding the broom began to tremble. This is simply a thriller, so fucking exciting!
She tried to control her thoughts, trying to calm herself down.Thinking about the whole thing carefully, finally, science defeated superstition, and Feng Nuonuo began to believe that he was a thief, because he could not steal anything in her house, so he crawled into her bed!This explanation seems very reasonable. Damn, this thief, if he can't steal money, he will steal sex!He has no professional ethics at all, he should really learn from the big brother Xiong who broke into and robbed yesterday...

At this time, the hero of the thriller has been awakened by her soprano and stared at her with wide eyes.

"What are you looking at, are you looking for death?" Feng Nuonuo swung his broom and hit him.

The man seemed a little surprised, but Feng Nuonuo turned his head slightly, and Feng Nuonuo fell through.

"What's your name, why are you so unruly?"

"Rules?" Feng Nuonuo couldn't figure it out, he was a thief or a pervert, so what rules did she need to know?
The man glanced at her and said angrily, "Change clothes."

"Make your mother taller!" Feng Nuonuo was really angry now, even the sister next door didn't have this service, you thief and pervert came to my place to take advantage of it and asked my old lady to help you change your clothes?The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Feng Nuonuo continued to hit him with his broom, but of course he couldn't hit the target.

The man was obviously impatient, turned over to avoid her attack, and then clamped her shoulders all at once.Feng Nuonuo couldn't even move.He was about to question her, but suddenly realized that this room was so weird.

"Where is this?" He asked strangely.

"Stop pretending, this is my home." Feng Nuonuo objected.

"Your house?" The man put her down, "Why did I come to your house?"

"How do I know!" Feng Nuonuo was a little aggrieved, he was bullied and beaten but couldn't beat him, but he asked himself like a master why he came to her house.

"Aren't you here to serve the bed?"

"Serve you!" Feng Nuonuo was furious, waving his broom to beat him again.

This time he didn't hide.

Feng Nuonuo felt a little embarrassed, threw the broom aside, and sat down on a chair beside her, not daring to look at him, after all, the person in front of her was cleaner than a roast duck.It seems that she is the kind of person who takes the hard but not the soft.

"Why don't you fight?"

"you go."

Feng Nuonuo now has a new discovery.This person is not like a thief, and he speaks strange words such as "changing clothes" and "serving the bed", and he is probably delusional.Even the law can't deal with mental illness, so what can she do?The most sensible choice now is to let this guy go!
"What's your name? Would you like to come to my house?" He seemed to have some uneasy conscience.

"Come to your house?" Feng Nuonuo was puzzled, "Why?"

"Be my concubine."

Feng Nuonuo wanted to swing his broom again, but he was mentally ill anyway, so it was pitiful, so he had nothing to worry about.So he threatened him: "Leave here immediately, or I will call the mental hospital."

"What is a mental hospital? What is a phone call?"

"Get out!" You are still in good spirits.

"So, I'll take my leave." He jumped off the bed, feeling uncomfortable, so he cupped his hands at Feng Nuonuo, "Girl, can I borrow the next set of clothes?"

"I don't have any men's clothes here, so I can lend you the sheets." Feng Nuonuo tore off the sheets, thinking that thank God this plague god is finally leaving.

"In this way, it will be doubled in the future."

"No need to pay back, you'd better never come again."

The man put on the bed sheet and was about to leave, but suddenly realized that he didn't know how to go back, so he asked, "Ma'am, how far is it from here to the Thai Palace?"

"There is no Thai palace here."

"Then how far is it from the capital?"

"This is the capital."

"Then it's far from the Thai Palace..."

"There is no Thai Palace here, get out of here!" Feng Nuonuo finally couldn't bear it anymore, and picked up the broom again.

"Miss, calm down, I'm from the Thai Palace..."

"Go away, there is no Thai palace here, you'd better go back to the mental hospital for me."

"Miss, calm down, it's normal for you to live in a boudoir, and you haven't heard of the Thai Palace." He turned around, wiped off his sweat, and thought to himself, it's better to go, and it's not too late to inquire after going out.

Feng Nuonuo was speechless, and after arguing for a long time, it turned out that she had never seen the world.She dragged him out of the bedroom, through the living room, and opened the door: "you go."

But he had no intention of leaving: "The layout of the rooms here is quite different from my Jinchao residence. Girl, aren't you from Jinchao?"

The more Feng Nuonuo heard it, the more weird it became, so she pulled him back and asked, "What did you say, Jin Chao?"

"Miss, you are joking, isn't it the Dajin Dynasty now?" He was a little surprised.

"Da, Jin, Wang, Chao?"

"Yes." He smiled.

"Brother," Feng Nuonuo patted him on the shoulder, "tell me the truth."

He looked at the hand on his shoulder, a little surprised: "What?"

"Did you escape from a mental hospital? Are you delusional?"

He looked at her blankly and shook his head: "I don't know what you are talking about."

"So, what's that?" She pointed to the sofa in the living room.

"Chair? This chair is so strange."

"What about this?" The computer on the desk.

Shaking his head.

Feng Nuonuo took another look at his waist-length hair, and finally nodded thoughtfully.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

Feng Nuonuo patted him on the shoulder again, and said excitedly and mysteriously: "Brother, did you wear it? Do you still wear it on air?" That's too shocking!

"what to wear?"

"Traveling, that is, uh, it's not a Jin dynasty now. You've arrived at a certain era long after your dynasty."

He looked at Feng Nuonuo with a look of mental illness.

Let the facts speak for themselves.Feng Nuonuo pulled him to the window and looked at the building outside through the window.It is far away from the downtown area, and there are no tall buildings, but it is enough to shock the so-called "Jin Chao" person in front of him.

"Those are...houses?"

Feng Nuonuo nodded seriously, then pointed to the cars driving on the road below and said, "The cars here don't use horses."

He looked at the moving square boxes and was very surprised.

"How about it?"

He looked at the living room again, and finally believed: "How do I go back?"

"I don't know, how did I come here and how did I go back?"

"I'm sleeping."

"Then you continue to sleep... Wait, you don't plan to leave?"

He nodded innocently: "I have to go back."

"Hey, what does it matter to me whether you go back or not?"

"I traveled to your room."

"..."

……

Feng Nuonuo finally verified her unlucky theorem again, there is no most unlucky, only more unlucky.Well now, there is another uncle in the family.

"What's your name?"

"Wu Yu, the name is Zimo. May I ask the girl's name?"

"Feng Nuonuo. Let me warn you, the era where men are superior to women is over, now men and women are equal." Get vaccinated first.

nod.

"I don't want to live like moths. You have to work and support yourself."

nod.

"You have to pay rent to live with me."

"What is the rent? Is it just to give you money?"

"nonsense!"

"No problem." He sat on the sofa with a sheet on, "Is there any more?"

Feng Nuonuo was a little dazed, this kid can still be so elegant wearing a bed sheet, he is born with the air of a king, he won't be oppressed by him every day in the future, right?Thinking of this, Feng Nuonuo shivered.In order to increase morale, she raised her voice and said condescendingly, "I'll talk about the rest later."

"So, can I have a meal?" It turned out that I was hungry.

"Forget it, since this is your first day wearing it, I will cook."

"To make a bowl of bird's nest, just serve a few side dishes." He was kind enough to avoid trouble for her.

A pillow flew over, followed by Feng Nuonuo's roar: "Yan, you are so big, I can't even afford instant noodles."

As soon as he got to the kitchen, Feng Nuonuo remembered that the pot had been robbed by someone, so he had to make do with instant noodles.

"You eat this every day?" He frowned, seeming dissatisfied.

Feng Nuonuo tapped him on the head with chopsticks: "If you don't eat, my sister won't serve you anymore."

He seemed to be really hungry, and he ate with relish, saying as he ate, "If you don't see these simple meals, it doesn't taste like something."

Feng Nuonuo automatically attributed his words to the chef, so he became proud.

"Hello, Wu Yu."

"what happened?"

"I'm asking you, between us, between us..." Feng Nuonuo blushed and looked at him secretly.Nothing will really happen, it will feel weird to face him in the future.

"What between us?" Wu Yu looked at her with a smile, the corners of his mouth curled up.Only then did Feng Nuonuo realize that this boy is quite handsome, he seems to be even more handsome than Mo Li. Of course, if it wasn't for the pink sheet on his body, he might be even more handsome...

"That's right, that's right..." Feng Nuonuo thought for a while, but still didn't know how to speak.

Wu Yu laughed even harder, her eyes were bent into crescent moons, which was extraordinarily beautiful.

Feng Nuonuo finally found out that this kid did it on purpose!

So she grabbed his collar, oh no, the bed sheet, moved her face close, and said viciously, "Tell me, have you ever treated me lightly?"

Continue to laugh: "You look like this, it seems more appropriate to say that you are frivolous to me."

Feng Nuonuo was wronged, put him down, and sat aside without speaking.

"You haven't married yet, have you?" Wu Yu looked at Feng Nuonuo with interest, his eyes were playful, not at all like the ancients.

"Pervert, why do you ask this?" Feng Nuonuo glared at him angrily, gritted his teeth with hatred in his heart, is this the legendary ancient man?
"You are definitely not married." He made his final affirmation.

"How do you know?" Feng Nuonuo was a little puzzled.

"Because..." He blinked, "No man would dare to want a woman like you."

Another pillow flew over, Wu Yu successfully caught it, and said with a half-smile: "If we really have something, don't you know?"

It makes sense... This kind of thing was actually thought of by the man first, Feng Nuonuo felt very embarrassed, and yelled "You pervert!" and walked away.

(End of this chapter)