There is a time-traveling man
Chapter 16 A Shameless Spoiler
Chapter 16 A Shameless Spoiler
The limit of a person's unlucky is that you feel that you have reached the limit of unlucky, but something more unlucky happens.
This is the unlucky theorem summed up by Feng Nuonuo.
Feng Nuonuo, female, 22 years old, single.With a height of 1.6 meters and a weight of ninety catties, she is not a beautiful woman, but she is very likable, especially with a pair of bright and energetic eyes. At first glance, she looks like a smart child, but I dare not say whether she is actually a smart child.
Feng Nuonuo had no father since she was a child, and lost her mother at the age of five, and was picked up by the orphanage for adoption. Every day, people from the orphanage came to adopt children, but she couldn't get her turn every time. This was a miracle (the director's original words).In the end, Feng Nuonuo became the elder of the orphanage and the head of the children. This may be the only blessing in disguise that she encountered in her life.This kid, Feng Nuonuo, is not stupid, and later she was admitted to a key university, but she was expelled from the school because of a bizarre cheating incident in her sophomore year... So Feng Nuonuo waved his sleeves, but did not take a piece of paper with him. diploma.
Because he was expelled from school and only had a high school education, Feng Nuonuo moved to N companies, most of whom sold manual labor.Fortunately, Feng Nuonuo is relatively open-minded by nature (frankly speaking, he was unlucky to the point of being dull), so he didn't think there was anything wrong, and he was happy and carefree.Although Feng Nuonuo is not stupid, she is lazy, lazy, and has no ambitions. She always earns and spends as much as she can, and then earns after spending. In the eyes of others, she is a poor girl, but she herself has a good life.
Tell me a few people related to Feng Nuonuo.
Feng Nuonuo's relationship history is as simple as rolling an egg in a pancake.He had been in love once since he was so old, and was with his senior, Li Li, who was two years older than him.This person is a diamond-level handsome guy, and his family seems to be very rich. Because of this, Feng Nuonuo suffered from the envy of countless people, including the later third party, the school belle Qin Qi.So for the first time in Feng Nuonuo's life, he thought his luck was turning, but the good times didn't last long, and their relationship was finally successfully conquered by Qin Qi the day before Feng Nuonuo left school.So Feng Nuonuo's thick history of bad luck has added a glorious touch.
Feng Nuonuo's only friend in this life is a thief.Of course, Feng Nuonuo is not the kind of perverted person who specially finds such special talents as friends, who made her unlucky.Her thief friend named Zhao Ling once lived with her in the orphanage for six years.Later, Zhao Lingyue escaped from the hospital, and no one knew where she went, and Feng Nuonuo naturally didn't know either.However, Zhao Ling would sneak back to see Feng Nuonuo every now and then, which moved Feng Nuonuo very much, and he couldn't help but feel that he was lucky once.Of course, when she found out that the orphanage lost some things inexplicably every time Zhao Ling came, she began to question whether she was lucky or unlucky.
Feng Nuonuo has a two-bedroom house on the edge of Haidian District, which is the only property she can afford.When she was an orphan, she didn't even know that she still had a house. Later, Uncle Liu in the orphanage got a property certificate from nowhere, and then a big pie fell from the sky and fell on her head.It was really lucky this time, Feng Nuonuo told himself.However, after moving to a new home, she discovered that there were only two residents in the whole building, and they were all concentrated on her floor.In other words, why is this place so bleak under the background that housing in Beijing is more tense than pork?The answer turned out to be that in an era when science and technology are primary productive forces, this reason made Feng Nuonuo somewhat indignant, but helpless.It is precisely for this reason that Feng Nuonuo's other room cannot be rented out.Due to the widespread rumors of haunted people, there were only two people living on the floor where Feng Nuonuo was. Besides her, there was also her neighbor, who was right next door to her.This neighbor is a practitioner in a special service industry.In other words, Feng Nuonuo's only neighbor is a prostitute.That prostitute is naturally not afraid of ghosts, the screams that come out of her room every night, any ghosts probably wouldn't dare to come forward after hearing it.Feng Nuonuo sometimes wonders if the reason why she is not harassed by ghosts is thanks to this hardworking and dedicated neighbor?
Feng Nuonuo is currently working as a waiter in a restaurant, and her job is pretty good. The fat manager of the restaurant always looks at her differently. Feng Nuonuo thinks that is a compliment to her.
Recently, the restaurant was about to lay off employees. The manager said a lot of things, but Feng Nuonuo didn't listen much. Anyway, after the lengthy speech was cut down, there was only one sentence left. The restaurant was about to lay off employees.After a comprehensive and three-dimensional analysis, Feng Nuonuo believes that there is no possibility of being laid off. After all, her customer reviews in the past few months have been five stars.
On this day, the manager called Feng Nuonuo to the office, poured a glass of water for her to sit down, and then talked.The manager sprayed saliva for 10 minutes before Feng Nuonuo realized that he was talking about layoffs. Could it be that he wants to lay off her?Feng Nuonuo was a little nervous. She felt that her current job was quite good, the salary was not low, and she was not tired. In the end, she could steal food if she wanted.
The manager seemed quite happy to see her nervous.Standing up and dragging the sour jujube-shaped body around her, he said some nonsense words like floating clouds in the sky.Then, he patted Feng Nuonuo's shoulder restlessly with a fat paw, and then there was a tendency to slide down...
No matter how strong Feng Nuonuo's nerves were, he understood that he was plotting to moles a good girl.Without even thinking about it, he punched him and then ran away.Behind him came the manager's eunuch-like howl: "I'm going to fire you!"
Good resignation, if you don't resign, I will fire you too!Without looking back, Feng Nuonuo ran out of the restaurant like a rocket on the soles of her feet.
Are you unemployed again?Feng Nuonuo thought a little depressed.Of course, given Feng Nuonuo's unlucky physique for many years, she has now developed immunity to unlucky things, and soon regained her usual good mood. If you lose your job, you will be unemployed. Can people starve to death in a socialist society?
Fortunately, she still has a surplus of several thousand yuan, which is enough for her to squander for a while.
Feng Nuonuo was walking on the street with nothing to do, when he suddenly saw a group of people in front of him.She was curious and walked over.
It was an old lady who had been knocked down. There were large blood stains on her legs. The old lady fell to the ground and seemed to be in a coma.Without saying a word, Feng Nuonuo stopped a taxi and took her to the hospital.
Feng Nuonuo advanced a lot of money to the old man. Not long after, a man and woman who claimed to be the old man's son and wife came. Feng Nuonuo opened his mouth to ask them to pay back the money. It was thousands of dollars. She Feng Nuonuo was nothing A benevolent person.
Who would have thought that as soon as the husband and wife saw her, they would besiege her like a cat seeing a mouse, grab her and insist that she is the culprit.Feng Nuonuo couldn't laugh or cry, did you two see my culprit?I don't even have a bicycle.
The husband and wife didn't care, they dragged her to ask for money, [-] yuan for medical expenses and mental damage expenses, and if they didn't pay, they were sent to the police station immediately.Feng Nuonuo had a headache, and after explaining for a long time, neither of them believed a word, and insisted that she was the murderer.Feng Nuonuo really wanted to bite that woman's head twice.
At this time, the doctor came and said that the old man woke up.
All right, then just ask her to confirm.
The old lady glanced at Feng Nuonuo, lowered her eyes and said in a low voice, "That's her."
"Are you sure? Can you take a closer look?" Feng Nuonuo was anxious.
The old lady looked at her again and nodded.
"See, my mother said it was you, so what else is there to say, take the money, is it possible that you want to rely on it?"
Feng Nuonuo figured it out, the old lady was probably afraid that her son and daughter-in-law would pay for it, so she did this.
Now Feng Nuonuo couldn't argue with anything, so he had to obediently pay for it.She didn't have [-] yuan. After negotiating the price for a long time, they finally gave them all the money on their body before they decided to let her go.This time it was good, she didn't have a penny on her body.
……
When I got home, Feng Nuonuo lay on the sofa exhaustedly, thinking that I am desperate now...
The phone rang suddenly.
It's the bank's call to call for repayment.
She slammed the phone down on the table, and let out a strange cry of "Aww" to show her vent.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
It should be Zhao Ling, except for her, Feng Nuonuo, I really can't think of anyone who would miss her.So she cheered up and went to open the door, and then a shining fruit knife forced her into the door.
"Don't move, burglary." The eldest brother, holding a fruit knife, tried to look hideous.It's a pity that the very Q and cute big bear on his old and big T-shirt makes his hideousness a bit funny.
Feng Nuonuo shifted his gaze from the fruit knife to the cute big bear, and then to the big brother's face, finally raised his hands obediently, turned sideways to make way for the big brother: "Brother, take whatever is in my house. "
The eldest brother was very satisfied with her cooperation, and while carrying her with a knife, he patrolled the living room. After patrolling for a while, he asked dissatisfiedly, "Is this all you have in your house?"
Embarrassed: "That's all."
"How much memory does the computer have?"
"256."
"Fuck, why don't you let it go to the museum?"
Innocent: "The museum doesn't accept it."
"Nothing new in your house?"
Sorry: "There is a pot that I just bought the day before yesterday."
"Bring it!"
"..."
In the end, the robber brother with a cute big bear on his chest took the only piece of contemporary furniture in Feng Nuonuo's house - a pot, and walked away cursing. Before leaving, he did not forget to threaten Feng Nuonuo Call the police. If you call the police, a white knife will go in and a red knife will come out.Feng Nuonuo asked the sky speechlessly, isn't it just a pot, as for it?Are all the big robbers these days with this personality?Or, the wave of economic crisis has not receded?
In the evening, Feng Nuonuo posted a post on the forum, describing his unlucky day.The last sentence sums it up: I am a moldy girl and I am afraid of everyone.
Lying on the bed, she thought, is this day finally over?
Today is over, but who knows what will happen tomorrow.
(End of this chapter)
The limit of a person's unlucky is that you feel that you have reached the limit of unlucky, but something more unlucky happens.
This is the unlucky theorem summed up by Feng Nuonuo.
Feng Nuonuo, female, 22 years old, single.With a height of 1.6 meters and a weight of ninety catties, she is not a beautiful woman, but she is very likable, especially with a pair of bright and energetic eyes. At first glance, she looks like a smart child, but I dare not say whether she is actually a smart child.
Feng Nuonuo had no father since she was a child, and lost her mother at the age of five, and was picked up by the orphanage for adoption. Every day, people from the orphanage came to adopt children, but she couldn't get her turn every time. This was a miracle (the director's original words).In the end, Feng Nuonuo became the elder of the orphanage and the head of the children. This may be the only blessing in disguise that she encountered in her life.This kid, Feng Nuonuo, is not stupid, and later she was admitted to a key university, but she was expelled from the school because of a bizarre cheating incident in her sophomore year... So Feng Nuonuo waved his sleeves, but did not take a piece of paper with him. diploma.
Because he was expelled from school and only had a high school education, Feng Nuonuo moved to N companies, most of whom sold manual labor.Fortunately, Feng Nuonuo is relatively open-minded by nature (frankly speaking, he was unlucky to the point of being dull), so he didn't think there was anything wrong, and he was happy and carefree.Although Feng Nuonuo is not stupid, she is lazy, lazy, and has no ambitions. She always earns and spends as much as she can, and then earns after spending. In the eyes of others, she is a poor girl, but she herself has a good life.
Tell me a few people related to Feng Nuonuo.
Feng Nuonuo's relationship history is as simple as rolling an egg in a pancake.He had been in love once since he was so old, and was with his senior, Li Li, who was two years older than him.This person is a diamond-level handsome guy, and his family seems to be very rich. Because of this, Feng Nuonuo suffered from the envy of countless people, including the later third party, the school belle Qin Qi.So for the first time in Feng Nuonuo's life, he thought his luck was turning, but the good times didn't last long, and their relationship was finally successfully conquered by Qin Qi the day before Feng Nuonuo left school.So Feng Nuonuo's thick history of bad luck has added a glorious touch.
Feng Nuonuo's only friend in this life is a thief.Of course, Feng Nuonuo is not the kind of perverted person who specially finds such special talents as friends, who made her unlucky.Her thief friend named Zhao Ling once lived with her in the orphanage for six years.Later, Zhao Lingyue escaped from the hospital, and no one knew where she went, and Feng Nuonuo naturally didn't know either.However, Zhao Ling would sneak back to see Feng Nuonuo every now and then, which moved Feng Nuonuo very much, and he couldn't help but feel that he was lucky once.Of course, when she found out that the orphanage lost some things inexplicably every time Zhao Ling came, she began to question whether she was lucky or unlucky.
Feng Nuonuo has a two-bedroom house on the edge of Haidian District, which is the only property she can afford.When she was an orphan, she didn't even know that she still had a house. Later, Uncle Liu in the orphanage got a property certificate from nowhere, and then a big pie fell from the sky and fell on her head.It was really lucky this time, Feng Nuonuo told himself.However, after moving to a new home, she discovered that there were only two residents in the whole building, and they were all concentrated on her floor.In other words, why is this place so bleak under the background that housing in Beijing is more tense than pork?The answer turned out to be that in an era when science and technology are primary productive forces, this reason made Feng Nuonuo somewhat indignant, but helpless.It is precisely for this reason that Feng Nuonuo's other room cannot be rented out.Due to the widespread rumors of haunted people, there were only two people living on the floor where Feng Nuonuo was. Besides her, there was also her neighbor, who was right next door to her.This neighbor is a practitioner in a special service industry.In other words, Feng Nuonuo's only neighbor is a prostitute.That prostitute is naturally not afraid of ghosts, the screams that come out of her room every night, any ghosts probably wouldn't dare to come forward after hearing it.Feng Nuonuo sometimes wonders if the reason why she is not harassed by ghosts is thanks to this hardworking and dedicated neighbor?
Feng Nuonuo is currently working as a waiter in a restaurant, and her job is pretty good. The fat manager of the restaurant always looks at her differently. Feng Nuonuo thinks that is a compliment to her.
Recently, the restaurant was about to lay off employees. The manager said a lot of things, but Feng Nuonuo didn't listen much. Anyway, after the lengthy speech was cut down, there was only one sentence left. The restaurant was about to lay off employees.After a comprehensive and three-dimensional analysis, Feng Nuonuo believes that there is no possibility of being laid off. After all, her customer reviews in the past few months have been five stars.
On this day, the manager called Feng Nuonuo to the office, poured a glass of water for her to sit down, and then talked.The manager sprayed saliva for 10 minutes before Feng Nuonuo realized that he was talking about layoffs. Could it be that he wants to lay off her?Feng Nuonuo was a little nervous. She felt that her current job was quite good, the salary was not low, and she was not tired. In the end, she could steal food if she wanted.
The manager seemed quite happy to see her nervous.Standing up and dragging the sour jujube-shaped body around her, he said some nonsense words like floating clouds in the sky.Then, he patted Feng Nuonuo's shoulder restlessly with a fat paw, and then there was a tendency to slide down...
No matter how strong Feng Nuonuo's nerves were, he understood that he was plotting to moles a good girl.Without even thinking about it, he punched him and then ran away.Behind him came the manager's eunuch-like howl: "I'm going to fire you!"
Good resignation, if you don't resign, I will fire you too!Without looking back, Feng Nuonuo ran out of the restaurant like a rocket on the soles of her feet.
Are you unemployed again?Feng Nuonuo thought a little depressed.Of course, given Feng Nuonuo's unlucky physique for many years, she has now developed immunity to unlucky things, and soon regained her usual good mood. If you lose your job, you will be unemployed. Can people starve to death in a socialist society?
Fortunately, she still has a surplus of several thousand yuan, which is enough for her to squander for a while.
Feng Nuonuo was walking on the street with nothing to do, when he suddenly saw a group of people in front of him.She was curious and walked over.
It was an old lady who had been knocked down. There were large blood stains on her legs. The old lady fell to the ground and seemed to be in a coma.Without saying a word, Feng Nuonuo stopped a taxi and took her to the hospital.
Feng Nuonuo advanced a lot of money to the old man. Not long after, a man and woman who claimed to be the old man's son and wife came. Feng Nuonuo opened his mouth to ask them to pay back the money. It was thousands of dollars. She Feng Nuonuo was nothing A benevolent person.
Who would have thought that as soon as the husband and wife saw her, they would besiege her like a cat seeing a mouse, grab her and insist that she is the culprit.Feng Nuonuo couldn't laugh or cry, did you two see my culprit?I don't even have a bicycle.
The husband and wife didn't care, they dragged her to ask for money, [-] yuan for medical expenses and mental damage expenses, and if they didn't pay, they were sent to the police station immediately.Feng Nuonuo had a headache, and after explaining for a long time, neither of them believed a word, and insisted that she was the murderer.Feng Nuonuo really wanted to bite that woman's head twice.
At this time, the doctor came and said that the old man woke up.
All right, then just ask her to confirm.
The old lady glanced at Feng Nuonuo, lowered her eyes and said in a low voice, "That's her."
"Are you sure? Can you take a closer look?" Feng Nuonuo was anxious.
The old lady looked at her again and nodded.
"See, my mother said it was you, so what else is there to say, take the money, is it possible that you want to rely on it?"
Feng Nuonuo figured it out, the old lady was probably afraid that her son and daughter-in-law would pay for it, so she did this.
Now Feng Nuonuo couldn't argue with anything, so he had to obediently pay for it.She didn't have [-] yuan. After negotiating the price for a long time, they finally gave them all the money on their body before they decided to let her go.This time it was good, she didn't have a penny on her body.
……
When I got home, Feng Nuonuo lay on the sofa exhaustedly, thinking that I am desperate now...
The phone rang suddenly.
It's the bank's call to call for repayment.
She slammed the phone down on the table, and let out a strange cry of "Aww" to show her vent.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
It should be Zhao Ling, except for her, Feng Nuonuo, I really can't think of anyone who would miss her.So she cheered up and went to open the door, and then a shining fruit knife forced her into the door.
"Don't move, burglary." The eldest brother, holding a fruit knife, tried to look hideous.It's a pity that the very Q and cute big bear on his old and big T-shirt makes his hideousness a bit funny.
Feng Nuonuo shifted his gaze from the fruit knife to the cute big bear, and then to the big brother's face, finally raised his hands obediently, turned sideways to make way for the big brother: "Brother, take whatever is in my house. "
The eldest brother was very satisfied with her cooperation, and while carrying her with a knife, he patrolled the living room. After patrolling for a while, he asked dissatisfiedly, "Is this all you have in your house?"
Embarrassed: "That's all."
"How much memory does the computer have?"
"256."
"Fuck, why don't you let it go to the museum?"
Innocent: "The museum doesn't accept it."
"Nothing new in your house?"
Sorry: "There is a pot that I just bought the day before yesterday."
"Bring it!"
"..."
In the end, the robber brother with a cute big bear on his chest took the only piece of contemporary furniture in Feng Nuonuo's house - a pot, and walked away cursing. Before leaving, he did not forget to threaten Feng Nuonuo Call the police. If you call the police, a white knife will go in and a red knife will come out.Feng Nuonuo asked the sky speechlessly, isn't it just a pot, as for it?Are all the big robbers these days with this personality?Or, the wave of economic crisis has not receded?
In the evening, Feng Nuonuo posted a post on the forum, describing his unlucky day.The last sentence sums it up: I am a moldy girl and I am afraid of everyone.
Lying on the bed, she thought, is this day finally over?
Today is over, but who knows what will happen tomorrow.
(End of this chapter)
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