flash marriage love

Chapter 67

Although I have listened to it at least ten times, it is still much better than the hesitation and inability to tell the complete story just now.

Comparing it like this, Qiao Ningxia felt comforted in his heart. Maybe this is really a bedtime story, and he fell asleep after listening to it.

If Gu Siyan can really act like an ordinary person...

"There is a temple on the mountain, and there is a rabbit in the temple..."

What is a rabbit?Qiao Ningxia was completely shocked. According to common sense, shouldn't the person living in the temple at this time be a monk?
Before Qiao Ningxia could ask, Gu Siyan continued to tell the story. Once Gu Siyan got interested, he would never stop if he didn't finish the story.

"Then the rabbit was hungry and wanted to drink water..." The more Gu Siyan went on, the better he felt, and he couldn't help but sigh with emotion. This is really an interesting story.

"Can I ask a question?" Qiao Ningxia couldn't help but ask, "Why don't you eat carrots when you're hungry and insist on drinking water?"

What kind of stories are these? It always feels as if Gu Siyan is making up his own stories, which is a bit inexplicable.

Gu Siyan didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, and took it for granted. After all, drinking water is also a good way when you are hungry.

Actually, it wasn't that Qiao Ningxia felt strange, it was that Gu Siyan was making up his own story, originally trying to be perfunctory, but who knew that he became more and more interested.

"Don't you know that drinking water can also sustain life?"

Gu Siyan knew that there were loopholes in what he said, but he still put on a straight face and looked very serious, as if what he said was scientifically verified.

"Uh, I don't know." Qiao Ningxia was really taken aback by such a serious tone, and looked sideways at Gu Siyan, as if she wanted to prove the authenticity of this sentence.

But the room was pitch black, with only faint moonlight, and the expression on his face could not be seen clearly.

Gu Siyan didn't show anything wrong, and his tone remained unchanged. Fortunately, the lights were not turned on in the room, so he couldn't see clearly, only his eyes were shining brightly.

"Then go ahead, I don't know about this." Qiao Ningxia couldn't help but began to question whether it was her own problem, why hadn't heard of the story about the rabbit drinking water when it was hungry.

"Then when I was drinking water, I came to a river, and there was a monk carrying water by the river."

Qiao Ningxia couldn't sleep anymore, and now the story sounds more and more like something messed up...

If this story continues, I don't know what it will turn into. Qiao Ningxia doesn't dare to continue thinking about it. The more I listen to it, the more weird it becomes.

However, these problems did not affect Uncle Gu at all, and Gu Siyan was still immersed in his own story, unable to extricate himself.

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"The monk saw the rabbit, and then walked over quietly, seeing the rabbit stretching its neck, drinking water with a distressed appearance, a little bit unbearable, so he tilted his bucket and put it in front of it."

Although it's a bit strange, it's still relatively warm when it's developed here. The monk is so caring, and he can give the rabbit water, and it feels warm in his heart.

It turns out that Gu Siyan also has a romantic side, Qiao Ningxia couldn't help feeling, although this story is boring and a bit strange, but at least in terms of animals, it is still full of love.

After all, this is not in line with Gu Siyan's usual style...

"After the rabbit drank the water, it fell to the ground unconscious." Gu Siyan turned over, put his arm on Qiao Ningxia's body, and said slowly.

"Oh, that's it." Qiao Ningxia nodded thoughtfully, and then realized that something was wrong.

Pushing away the arm that was on her body, she was a little annoyed, "Why do rabbits faint when they drink water!"

Qiao Ningxia is in a bad mood. What kind of stories are these? The more she hears them, the more outrageous they become. Why are there several stories mixed together? Now it's inexplicable and I don't know what the stories are.

"You're not lying to me, are you? A rabbit can faint after drinking water?" Qiao Ningxia only now realized what was wrong. Whose rabbit would faint after drinking water? unscientific thing.

In all, it will not be telling yourself that the rabbit is really hungry, and then accidentally drinks too much water, and then faints.Qiao Ningxia looked at Gu Siyan suspiciously, and couldn't see his face clearly, but she always felt that it was very unreliable.

Gu Siyan didn't know how to tell any stories, but they were just made up on the spur of the moment. Who knew that Qiao Ningxia would take it seriously and really struggle with him here. There was no way, the loopholes that appeared by him had to be filled by himself.

"Of course not. How could a rabbit faint after drinking water?" This is something that children know. Water doesn't have the strength of alcohol, so how could they faint.

Hearing what Gu Siyan said, Qiao Ningxia felt relieved. She thought he was going to find out some reason and tell herself that drinking water would really make her faint. Fortunately, it didn't. Perhaps this story can be continued. down.

However, it turns out that Qiao Ningxia secretly rejoiced prematurely. Gu Siyan's dictionary does not have the word dog blood at all, and there are only thunder rolling...

"The rabbit didn't drink water, but white wine. That's why he fainted." Gu Siyan can be regarded as finding a 'reasonable' statement. This is really the right explanation. The rabbit drank wine , Can you not faint!

Qiao Ningxia was on the verge of collapse. For the first time, she realized that Gu Siyan still had such a side, but of course, this side didn't seem so happy.

"Can you tell me again why rabbits drink alcohol?" Qiao Ningxia was already weak, why her boyfriend was so different from others, and she kept going in weird directions when she told a story. It's developing, showing no signs of stopping.

This time, Gu Siyan looked at Qiao Ningxia rather strangely, and said: "The rabbit fainted after drinking alcohol, and it didn't drink it by itself, and it doesn't know who gave it the liquor .”

The words were full of grievances, Qiao Ningxia seemed to see a rabbit with its head drooping, looking at him pitifully, its body was still shaking, as if accusing himself of wronging it.

Now it's good, Qiao Ningxia has wronged a poor rabbit, and she can't help but feel guilty, but the story obviously shouldn't be like this, Qiao Ningxia has no energy to complain about anything at all.

"Okay, then even if the rabbit doesn't know what it's drinking, but it can't smell it, why does it want to go, maybe the monk forced it."

Qiao Ningxia was taken by him, and his whole train of thought was very wrong. He didn't even notice what the plot of the story was. The two of them had already focused on the details of the story, and they were still discussing it. with.

"The monk has always done good deeds, how could he do such a thing." Gu Siyan stretched out his hand, knocked on Qiao Ningxia's head, and said with a bit of disgust.

The monk is indeed doing good deeds, but Gu Siyan's monk here does not seem to be kind, let alone for a moment he gave a rabbit a drink, as a monk, how could he be so innocent!liquor!

However, the problems that Qiao Ningxia paid attention to were nothing serious in Gu Siyan's eyes, and every small loophole, Gu Siyan could perfectly ignore it, making it impossible for people to fight back place.

"Well, okay, let's continue." Qiao Ningxia thought for a while, rather than hearing a more outrageous explanation, it's better to just leave it like this and ignore these things, after all, this is just a story...

"Then, the monk saw that the rabbit had fainted. That would be bad. How could he refuse to save him? So he gently hugged the rabbit."

In fact, it just sounds like this, and it’s pretty good. If the psychological quality is strong enough, you can forget that it was the monk who gave the rabbit the wine, and now you have to pity the rabbit. This fact is still a very perfect story. .

Qiao Ningxia's memory has grown this time, so she listened quietly and didn't say a word. If she continues to speak, it will probably be dawn, and the story has not been finished yet. Qiao Ningxia is afraid that something will pop up out of the story Cucurbit Baby, still did not continue to interrupt him.

"The rabbit's body is dry. Seeing the thirsty man like this must have suffered a lot. The Buddha said that saving a life is like a seven-level pagoda. So, the monk decided to continue doing good deeds."

These words did not sound wrong, but I always felt that the next words might not be so perfect. Qiao Ningxia's intuition told her that she must be mentally prepared, or ask Gu Siyan to stop this story.

Sure enough, the old man Gu Siyan said with gusto that he wanted to expand his brain hole like a black hole, infinite expansion, infinite extension, incomprehensible height and depth.

"The monk's hands are already full, and he still has a burden on his body, so he can only put the rabbit in the bucket, so that he can take it back."

Put it in a bucket and take it back with ease...

Qiao Ningxia kept repeating this sentence in his mind. This is a good way. It sounds like a smart little monk can come up with such a weird solution. It is estimated that it is this rabbit and him. What kind of grudge is there? It was because he dug his ancestral grave in his previous life that he was tortured like this.

"I remember that there was wine in the barrel. Could it be that the other barrel was clean?" At first Qiao Ningxia restrained herself from asking any questions, but in the end she couldn't bear it any longer. Not coming back.

Naturally, Gu Siyan didn't forget that there was still liquor in the barrel, so he nodded, "I know, just put the rabbit in the wine to moisten it, and then it can be regarded as a way to help it."

This kind of explanation, I guess only Gu Siyan can come up with it, what kind of setting is this, good monks don't read scriptures, rabbits don't go for food, they all come here, and it's getting weirder... …

(End of this chapter)