The transformation of yin and yang grass
Chapter 169 B74, please start your performance
Chapter 169 B74, please start your performance (qi, today's last chapter)
After waiting for almost half an hour, the second round of Wang Zi leading Zhang Yingying was over.
I'm very sorry, I didn't get to eat the chicken again, it was at the last minute, Zhang Yingying drove the motorcycle and took Wang Zi to run around, and then bumped into a tree, the two of them lost blood in an instant, and the poisonous circle behind them also shrank , this last poisonous circle was the most poisonous, and the two people with residual blood died immediately, becoming a pair of doomed mandarin ducks.
In addition to stalking Zhang Yingying to kill Wang Zi, the viewers also paid attention to another thing, that is, the one who said that the live broadcast was chopping Jiji did not respond for half an hour.
A red barrage skipped.
"The room is ready, and the name is "Live Chopping Jiji"!"
This barrage flashed, and Wang Zi could see that the people in the room were falling down, and then he left by himself. This live broadcast can be turned off. If he didn’t eat chicken twice in a row, what’s the use of it? use.
"Live Chopping Jiji"!
This name is very troublesome. The live broadcast room has just opened, and the anchor is also a newcomer, who has just registered.
However, the number of people who came in to watch it suddenly exceeded [-], and it kept increasing. It was scary to watch.
"Salted fish army, come and report!"
"Salted fish army, come and report!"
"Salted fish..."
"Where is Chojiji? Where is it? Why is there no one?"
At this point, the picture shows an empty house without anyone.
At this time, suddenly a figure jumped out, looking at the other person's attire, wrapped himself up tightly, without any leakage, obviously he didn't want others to see his true face.
He said in a deep voice, "Everyone, I always keep my promises. Since I have already said that I want to chop Jiji, then I will never break my promise."
"Next, I will start to show how to chop Jiji in the correct posture. The scene may be a little uncomfortable. Please avoid minors and take the initiative to point the fork. Otherwise, I will not be responsible for anything!"
At this time, the barrage was already going crazy, and some people who didn't think it was a big deal fanned the flames, and some people persuaded the anchor not to be impulsive.
But depending on the situation, this man has made up his mind and cannot be pulled back.
"Now, I'm going to start acting!"
Then the anchor squatted down in front of the camera, not knowing what he was doing, it looked like he was unbuttoning his pants.
I saw him take out something and put it on the table, "This is a knife, I will use it to chop Jiji later."
"Anchor, hurry up, stop dawdling, take off your pants!"
"I don't want to look at the knife, I want to look at Dajiji!"
"..."
"Cough cough!" The other party coughed twice, "Don't worry, gentlemen, now it's time for the main character to play."
"Dangdangdang~look, this is my Dajiji!"
I saw the other party holding up a luminous object in his right hand, which was so radiant that the audience's gentlemen couldn't open their eyes!
"Fuck? What did I see?"
"That is……"
"...Mr. Jiao!!!"
"Damn it, the anchor is deceiving, the hot chicken anchor is ruining people's youth!"
"We have to look at the real thing, not the fake one!"
"Routines, all routines!"
"Urban routines are deep, I want to go back to the countryside!"
"The rural roads are also slippery, and people's hearts are too complicated!"
"..."
No matter how the audience scolded, the other party calmly put the shiny thing in his hand on the table, "This is my Dajiji, unfortunately, I don't have it real!"
Speaking of this, he seemed to have turned off something, and suddenly his voice changed into a female voice!
"Fuck? Girlfriend?"
"Is this actually a sister? No wonder you wrap yourself up so tightly. It turns out that you are afraid that we will know that she is a sister."
"Since it's a girl, then forgive her?"
"I want to say... Sister, do you have a boyfriend? Why don't you cut off your boyfriend in the live broadcast, and let's be happily single together!"
"What kind of blow did you get upstairs? You can say such vicious things. Girl, don't pay attention to him. When the live broadcast kills male friends, you must call me."
"Sister paper, won't your conscience hurt? Anyway, Mr. Jiao has served you for so long, and your smell is everywhere, so you just have the heart to cut it?"
What is this all about?A group of old drivers drove again.
"I, keep my word, and now I'll chop it up."
Hearing a few slashes, that Mr. Jiao became a few pieces in an instant, and the attack was really ruthless.
At this time, everyone seemed to hear the sound of the door opening, and then there was a coquettish shout from everyone's speakers. Although they knew that the other party was very angry, no matter how they heard it, they felt like they were acting like a baby?
"Liu Feiyan, what are you doing!"
Then, the sad voice sounded again, "I carefully selected this for you, and you cut it like this, I feel so distressed!"
On the screen, I could see a beautiful person kneeling down on the ground with a sad face, his whole back was darkened!
"Another beauty, not much better than a salted fish."
"Lick the screen, lick the screen~"
"I feel like my chicken won't be on holiday today."
"From these words, I seem to hear something."
"It's very meaningful, and the old driver understands it."
"Long live Lily! Lily Saigao≧▽≦!"
"..."
Suddenly, everyone's screens went black, and then a typewriter appeared.
"According to the relevant national regulations, this live broadcast room is suspected of spreading unhealthy videos and will be permanently closed. Sorry for any inconvenience!"
Nima, is this closed? ? ?
Everyone hadn't come back to their senses yet, looking at the already dark room and the words that were shining brightly on it, they couldn't recollect them for a long time.
Wang Zi was also having fun watching it, but he didn't expect to be blocked suddenly, which feels quite a pity, but what's even more pity is that the other party is also a girl, and the one who chopped up was a fake Jiji.
On the other hand, the girl who appeared later was really pretty. I don't know if I will have a chance to meet her again, and if she can be kept in the harem. She seems to like playing like this very much.
"Hey, Wang Zi, did you see that the live broadcast requires something, the room is sealed." As she spoke, her little face blushed involuntarily, as if thinking of something embarrassing.
"I saw it, but it's a pity." Wang Zi lay on the table without raising her head, and didn't pay attention to Zhang Yingying's red face, otherwise she wondered if she should prepare one too.
"What a pity?" Zhang Yingying was a little surprised.
"It's a pity that the chopped one is fake."
"..." What else could Zhang Yingying say?
The scene was embarrassing!
"I am back!"
At this time, Pan Xiaoyun came back, breaking the awkward atmosphere.
"What's the matter with you?" Pan Xiaoyun asked strangely, feeling that the atmosphere between the two was a bit delicate.
"It's nothing, I just saw a person live broadcast chopping Jiji..."
"What? Where is it? Show me!" Hearing this, Pan Xiaoyun was astonished as a heavenly being, dragging her feet without shoes, and rushed over at the speed of a [-]-meter race, without letting Wang Zi finish her sentence.
"...It's a pity that it's a fake Gigi!"
"..." Pan Xiaoyun sprinted for a moment, then glared at Wang Zi complainingly, "Can't you finish it all at once?"
This, blame me slightly, obviously you reacted too violently.
(End of this chapter)
After waiting for almost half an hour, the second round of Wang Zi leading Zhang Yingying was over.
I'm very sorry, I didn't get to eat the chicken again, it was at the last minute, Zhang Yingying drove the motorcycle and took Wang Zi to run around, and then bumped into a tree, the two of them lost blood in an instant, and the poisonous circle behind them also shrank , this last poisonous circle was the most poisonous, and the two people with residual blood died immediately, becoming a pair of doomed mandarin ducks.
In addition to stalking Zhang Yingying to kill Wang Zi, the viewers also paid attention to another thing, that is, the one who said that the live broadcast was chopping Jiji did not respond for half an hour.
A red barrage skipped.
"The room is ready, and the name is "Live Chopping Jiji"!"
This barrage flashed, and Wang Zi could see that the people in the room were falling down, and then he left by himself. This live broadcast can be turned off. If he didn’t eat chicken twice in a row, what’s the use of it? use.
"Live Chopping Jiji"!
This name is very troublesome. The live broadcast room has just opened, and the anchor is also a newcomer, who has just registered.
However, the number of people who came in to watch it suddenly exceeded [-], and it kept increasing. It was scary to watch.
"Salted fish army, come and report!"
"Salted fish army, come and report!"
"Salted fish..."
"Where is Chojiji? Where is it? Why is there no one?"
At this point, the picture shows an empty house without anyone.
At this time, suddenly a figure jumped out, looking at the other person's attire, wrapped himself up tightly, without any leakage, obviously he didn't want others to see his true face.
He said in a deep voice, "Everyone, I always keep my promises. Since I have already said that I want to chop Jiji, then I will never break my promise."
"Next, I will start to show how to chop Jiji in the correct posture. The scene may be a little uncomfortable. Please avoid minors and take the initiative to point the fork. Otherwise, I will not be responsible for anything!"
At this time, the barrage was already going crazy, and some people who didn't think it was a big deal fanned the flames, and some people persuaded the anchor not to be impulsive.
But depending on the situation, this man has made up his mind and cannot be pulled back.
"Now, I'm going to start acting!"
Then the anchor squatted down in front of the camera, not knowing what he was doing, it looked like he was unbuttoning his pants.
I saw him take out something and put it on the table, "This is a knife, I will use it to chop Jiji later."
"Anchor, hurry up, stop dawdling, take off your pants!"
"I don't want to look at the knife, I want to look at Dajiji!"
"..."
"Cough cough!" The other party coughed twice, "Don't worry, gentlemen, now it's time for the main character to play."
"Dangdangdang~look, this is my Dajiji!"
I saw the other party holding up a luminous object in his right hand, which was so radiant that the audience's gentlemen couldn't open their eyes!
"Fuck? What did I see?"
"That is……"
"...Mr. Jiao!!!"
"Damn it, the anchor is deceiving, the hot chicken anchor is ruining people's youth!"
"We have to look at the real thing, not the fake one!"
"Routines, all routines!"
"Urban routines are deep, I want to go back to the countryside!"
"The rural roads are also slippery, and people's hearts are too complicated!"
"..."
No matter how the audience scolded, the other party calmly put the shiny thing in his hand on the table, "This is my Dajiji, unfortunately, I don't have it real!"
Speaking of this, he seemed to have turned off something, and suddenly his voice changed into a female voice!
"Fuck? Girlfriend?"
"Is this actually a sister? No wonder you wrap yourself up so tightly. It turns out that you are afraid that we will know that she is a sister."
"Since it's a girl, then forgive her?"
"I want to say... Sister, do you have a boyfriend? Why don't you cut off your boyfriend in the live broadcast, and let's be happily single together!"
"What kind of blow did you get upstairs? You can say such vicious things. Girl, don't pay attention to him. When the live broadcast kills male friends, you must call me."
"Sister paper, won't your conscience hurt? Anyway, Mr. Jiao has served you for so long, and your smell is everywhere, so you just have the heart to cut it?"
What is this all about?A group of old drivers drove again.
"I, keep my word, and now I'll chop it up."
Hearing a few slashes, that Mr. Jiao became a few pieces in an instant, and the attack was really ruthless.
At this time, everyone seemed to hear the sound of the door opening, and then there was a coquettish shout from everyone's speakers. Although they knew that the other party was very angry, no matter how they heard it, they felt like they were acting like a baby?
"Liu Feiyan, what are you doing!"
Then, the sad voice sounded again, "I carefully selected this for you, and you cut it like this, I feel so distressed!"
On the screen, I could see a beautiful person kneeling down on the ground with a sad face, his whole back was darkened!
"Another beauty, not much better than a salted fish."
"Lick the screen, lick the screen~"
"I feel like my chicken won't be on holiday today."
"From these words, I seem to hear something."
"It's very meaningful, and the old driver understands it."
"Long live Lily! Lily Saigao≧▽≦!"
"..."
Suddenly, everyone's screens went black, and then a typewriter appeared.
"According to the relevant national regulations, this live broadcast room is suspected of spreading unhealthy videos and will be permanently closed. Sorry for any inconvenience!"
Nima, is this closed? ? ?
Everyone hadn't come back to their senses yet, looking at the already dark room and the words that were shining brightly on it, they couldn't recollect them for a long time.
Wang Zi was also having fun watching it, but he didn't expect to be blocked suddenly, which feels quite a pity, but what's even more pity is that the other party is also a girl, and the one who chopped up was a fake Jiji.
On the other hand, the girl who appeared later was really pretty. I don't know if I will have a chance to meet her again, and if she can be kept in the harem. She seems to like playing like this very much.
"Hey, Wang Zi, did you see that the live broadcast requires something, the room is sealed." As she spoke, her little face blushed involuntarily, as if thinking of something embarrassing.
"I saw it, but it's a pity." Wang Zi lay on the table without raising her head, and didn't pay attention to Zhang Yingying's red face, otherwise she wondered if she should prepare one too.
"What a pity?" Zhang Yingying was a little surprised.
"It's a pity that the chopped one is fake."
"..." What else could Zhang Yingying say?
The scene was embarrassing!
"I am back!"
At this time, Pan Xiaoyun came back, breaking the awkward atmosphere.
"What's the matter with you?" Pan Xiaoyun asked strangely, feeling that the atmosphere between the two was a bit delicate.
"It's nothing, I just saw a person live broadcast chopping Jiji..."
"What? Where is it? Show me!" Hearing this, Pan Xiaoyun was astonished as a heavenly being, dragging her feet without shoes, and rushed over at the speed of a [-]-meter race, without letting Wang Zi finish her sentence.
"...It's a pity that it's a fake Gigi!"
"..." Pan Xiaoyun sprinted for a moment, then glared at Wang Zi complainingly, "Can't you finish it all at once?"
This, blame me slightly, obviously you reacted too violently.
(End of this chapter)
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