The transformation of yin and yang grass

Chapter 295 D1, a monk selling things

There is no time in the mountains, and there are thousands of years in the world...

Nothing, probably only a year or two, um, just a year or two!

Although it was only a year or two, a lot of things happened, such as that, and that, and that and that~
Anyway, it’s just that a lot of things have happened, and you don’t understand even if I tell you, so don’t ask!
……

I told you all, don't ask, I told you not to ask, no road race~~
Wait, what are you doing!Don't come here... ah buy down...

bang~
Ah... With a gunshot, the narrator was killed, so let's continue with the text.

text……

In the past six months, some key high schools have added a key class, and universities have added a new research topic.

This class does not pay attention to background, grades, gender, or shemale... cross this out.

Monsters and so on, those who are obedient are arrested and slowly trained, and those who are disobedient are killed and eaten.

The meat of monsters is rich in spiritual energy, which helps the human body to absorb spiritual energy and enhance cultivation, so monster meat is very valuable. Therefore, there is another profession called demon hunter, looking for monsters all over the mountains and plains, and Shennongjia will soon step on it draw.

As a result, some monsters who had just gained spiritual intelligence were taken away and became food on the dining table, and monsters were eaten as precious species... So, don't underestimate the foodies of the Celestial Dynasty.

Let's continue to talk about this key class.

After entering this class, tuition and miscellaneous fees are all free, national compulsory teaching, monthly subsidies, various senior teachers teaching, full of benefits, people want to get in even if they earn a living.

It's just that it is not easy to enter this class, and there are conditions.

For example, awakening, awakening, and awakening!

Ordinary people cannot get in. After all, you have to understand that the funds in these countries are limited, and it is impossible to provide such benefits for a group of people who have no possibility of awakening.

In addition, after some people wake up, it is inevitable that their hearts will swell. At this time, it is necessary to guide them well, to spread love and peace to them, to spread the doctrine of crotch, and to lead them to the right path.

Facing the temptation of high welfare and high benefits, these key classes soon had many people, many of whom were children of a few years old.

Well, you read that right, how old is... a child!
This made all the children's shoes who had worked so hard to get into high school burst into tears.

If I had known that as long as I awakened now, I wouldn't have to worry about high school and college, who would study hard, it's a pity that I knew it too late!
In addition to schools, folks are also somewhat different. Discussions about celebrities are no longer discussed, but more about how to practice, how to awaken, the 108 postures of awakening, and so on.

So, the world has changed, and what people care about has also changed.

Taoists, monks, fortune-tellers, wizards and so on all jumped out to cheat money, taking advantage of the country's reaction to make a fortune.

If you are unlucky, you just go in. If you are lucky, you don't know where to go with the money.

A certain scenic spot in Sichuan and Sichuan, because this summer is very hot, many people come to take a vacation to enjoy the coolness, and the mountain is refreshing.

"Little sister, look at my orb. It was refined after being beheaded by the patriarch of the patriarch of the poor monk and the thousand-year-old fox demon for three days and three nights. Wearing this orb, demons and ghosts will never be harmed." Dare to get close, you can improve your cultivation level after awakening, and increase the chance of awakening if you are not awakened. Now our sect is in short supply of funds, otherwise the poor monk would not sell it. Now it only costs 9888 yuan, and the price is vomiting blood at a loss. Do you want it, auntie? ?”

"Emmm, what else?"

"Well, there is also a six-treasure golden cassock here. It was originally a pair of purple and gold cassocks of Tang Seng, one male and one female. Tang Seng's purple and gold cassock is male, and this golden cassock is female. It just matches the female benefactor. Now it only costs 5888 Yuan, it's yours."

"Emmm, what else?"

"Also, ah, look here..."

An old monk was selling all kinds of "treasures" in his hands to a little girl in front of him with a wretched face, talking about the hype, and it was absolutely a loss if he didn't buy it.

After saying several kinds of "treasures" in a row, the old monk's mouth was a little dry, after all, it was a hot day.

"...Little Aunt Liang, which one do you fancy?"

"I don't like any of them, well, none of them suit me."

"How could it be? Gu Liang is so beautiful, there is always something suitable for Gu Liang."

"What does that have to do with beauty?"

"Uh, of course there is. Gu Liang looks like a fairy, and she can tell at a glance that she is definitely not very human. Since these Gu Liang don't like it, I have a baby here, which is definitely in line with Gu Liang's wishes...Dangdang~Look at this jade pendant ,So……"

"Okay, how much is it!"

"Uh, this one, 9..."

"Nine dollars!"

"... Cough, I am..."

"8 bucks 5."

"Twenty dollars."

"Twenty dollars."

"Okay, deal, cash, or a certain treasure, Penguin's son is fine."

"Sweep Penguin Son!"

Wang Zi bought the jade pendant for eight yuan.

In fact, there is nothing special about this jade pendant, it is just an ordinary handicraft, the wholesale price is about a few cents.

What she fancy is the rope woven on the jade pendant, with a bit of aura, which shows that it is not an ordinary thing.

Ah, I am worthy of being the protagonist, and I can meet babies wherever I go shopping.

The monk watched Wang Zi leave, it was a pity, you can fool me, hey, you can buy a bottle of water for 7 yuan, and now the pulse and everything have risen to [-] yuan a bottle, the price has skyrocketed .

No, he has to fool a few more people, otherwise he won't have enough money for this month's meal.

He was lowering his head to arrange the items on the stall, when suddenly he felt that the top of his head was dark, the sunlight was blocked, and his shiny head could not reflect the sunlight.

The monk looked up, and there were five more people in front of him, surrounding him.

"Emi Tofu, have you benefactors taken a fancy to something?" The old monk was secretly vigilant as he spoke, this visitor looked unkind.

"We have taken a fancy to you!"

Suddenly, one person spoke, and as soon as the words fell, the scene fell silent.

Everyone looked at him with surprised eyes, even his companions looked at him in surprise, as if saying: Wow, there is a big pervert here!
"Amitabha, sins, sins, poor monks... don't do it!" The old monk raised his eyebrows, stood up quickly, and said in a hurry.

"Ahem, I just said the wrong thing, please come with us." He blushed slightly, but he still didn't forget his mission here, and took out a small notebook from his pocket while talking.

The words "Huaxia Special Events Management Office" were written on it, and a steel seal was stamped on it, indicating that they were from the government.

"No, no, no, I won't go, I don't want to be gay, please let me go, all benefactors, after all, I'm so old, I can't stand it."

The old monk immediately waved his hand and said after being slightly stunned, as if ignoring the little book.

There are more and more onlookers, and they point and point, which makes a few people a little stressed, this is a scenic spot, and they dare not mess around.

"Since the master is unwilling to cooperate, we have no choice but to do it ourselves." After finishing speaking, five people arrested the old monk at the same time.

　What is the book friend group? Let me think about it...

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