Chapter 268 It's so funny!

"Miss Lin, please help my young lady detoxify!" Luluo cried and begged Lin Yinuo loudly.

"Didn't I already detoxify her?" Lin Yinuo said leisurely.

"But my young lady hasn't woken up yet! Will she die suddenly? It's disgusting for her to hug a pig covered in feces like this!" Lu Luo said timidly.

"Don't worry, your lady won't die. This is not a deadly poison! It's just an aphrodisiac to seduce men!" Lin Yinuo wrinkled her nose and said.

"But...but, can you..."

Before Lu Luo finished speaking, Lin Yinuo hurriedly said loudly: "Da Zhu, gag up the mouth of this stinky maid, she's already tied up and still restless."

"Sister-in-law, it's fortunate that elder brother is not here, otherwise she would knock on the door of elder brother's room, and as soon as elder brother came out and opened the door and smelled the scent of flowers on her body, he would be her way." Chu Fan said to Lin Yinuo.

"That's right! This white lotus is getting more and more clever. If she hadn't had the emperor's order, I would have driven her away a long time ago." Lin Yinuo said.

"Sister-in-law, you must not be soft-hearted when dealing with people like An Xuerou." Gu Feng said suddenly.

"Well, I know! Second aunt, third aunt, carry the piglet in An Xuerou's arms back to the room and throw it on the bed." Lin Yinuo said to Lin Erni and Wu Shi.

At this moment, An Xuerou had fallen asleep with the little pig in her arms, Lin Erni and Wu Shi hurriedly carried her and the little pig to the bed, and kindly covered her with a quilt.

The next morning, An Xuerou's screams and piglet's howls broke the tranquility of the whole house.

"Ah... It's so dirty, how did this stinky pig crawl onto my bed?" An Xuerou immediately screamed when she woke up and saw a dirty and stinky piglet in her arms.

The little piggy's drug was over, it was woken up by An Xuerou, howled and immediately got up and ran around.

"Luluo, Luluo, damn girl, where did you go?" An Xuerou ran out of the room with disheveled hair and shouted loudly.

Lu Luo, who had been gagged and tied up all night, whimpered non-stop when she heard An Xuerou's voice.

An Xuerou heard Luluo's whining coming from the next room, so she hurried over and kicked open the door.

"Luluo, did the little peasant girl have someone tie you up here? Damn it!" An Xuerou asked after untiing Luluo.

"Yes, Miss, how are you doing? Ah... Miss, there is a lot of pig manure at the corner of your mouth!" Luluo said loudly.

"Uh... vomit... pig manure... no wonder I always smell a bad smell." An Xuerou rushed to the door of the room and vomited wildly.

"Miss, your clothes are also full of pig dung." Lu Luo whispered while pinching her nose.

"Ah... I'm dead! God damn it, I'm covered in pig dung!" An Xuerou screamed and kept tearing at the dress on her body.

"Miss, don't talk about it anymore. If you talk about it again, you will be spoiled. This servant will take you to change clothes." Lu Luo hurriedly helped An Xuerou, who was out of control, back to her room.

The little piglet has escaped back to its piggery, and Lin Erni is feeding it pig food at this time, Wu Xiake and Dazhu Erzhu brothers are watching the piglet laughing non-stop in the pigpen.

"Hahaha... this pig's life is really good, it must be nice to sleep with Miss An last night!" Shangguan Yunqi said with a loud laugh.

"Hey... this pig is a male, but unfortunately it has already been castrated!" Er Zhu said with a naive smile.

"Hahaha... Ouch! My mother! Erzhu, you are so cute!" The five knights burst into laughter.

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